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Date Signed Up:2/17/2012
Last Login:12/19/2014
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Comment Ranking:#16831
Highest Content Rank:#5139
Highest Comment Rank:#7168
Content Thumbs: 209 total,  309 ,  100
Comment Thumbs: 1126 total,  1781 ,  655
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Level 17 Content: New Here → Level 18 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 208 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 209 Comments: Comedic Genius
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#85 - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But if you purposely… 07/09/2014 on "Check your privilege" 0
#96 - Why didn't you eat the penguin? 07/09/2014 on Sea lion with motherly... 0
#44 - **nyxie rolled image ** How I defend myself 07/05/2014 on Mr.Chan +1
#376 - Yuki yuki yuki in my ass Well. 07/05/2014 on in my ass 0
#258 - How? 07/04/2014 on The diversity of Fox news... 0
#346 - Picture 07/04/2014 on DANCE BATTLE TIEM +1
#103 - Picture 07/03/2014 on Stereotypes are wrong, M'kay 0
#51 - holy **** 07/01/2014 on to the frontpage! +7
#126 - I don't know why this doesn't have more thumbs 07/01/2014 on Dorks! 0
#88 - Comment deleted 07/01/2014 on Anudder komplashion +2
#20 - **nyxie rolled image ** My dad 06/30/2014 on grown niglets still don't... -3
#844 - Please go back to tumblr 06/29/2014 on True Equality 0
#35 - Hilarious. 06/20/2014 on Children can be awesome... 0
#92 - Great, your roll just made me feel Shame on you 06/20/2014 on There's No Escaping Homework +3
#43 - Picture 06/19/2014 on Little Things +4
#24 - Once I had a dream I was drinking like a ton of alcohol. It bu…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Pot heads -1
User avatar #51 - darksideofthebeast (06/19/2014) [-]
Yea, that guy is right.
Dreams are usually very metaphorical, in fact, that's one of the biggest reasons we dream...

I had dreams about my dad after he left, I didn't miss him consciously but I did sub consciously.
Then I started having dreams about missing him which revealed my true emotions.

Dreams are meant for that, even if they seem stupid as fuck. They have metaphors...
User avatar #26 - theguywhoaskswhy (06/19/2014) [-]
Perhaps the alcohol in your dream was a symbol for your personality?
And your having to continually drink it even though it disgusted you was a metaphor for everyone in your vicinity being choked by your sickening, venomous character?
Just saiyan, dreams can be ambiguous.
#27 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [-]
I often have dreams that my dad is still alive. (passed away in Jan this year) In the dream i'm really happy and seems so real, like he talks the same and thinks the same way. Then I wake up and remember everything wasn't real.
User avatar #62 - hashtronaut (06/19/2014) [-]
reminds me of this song Atmosphere - Yesterday (With Lyrics)
#65 - Reading the comments This site understands me so well oh m… 06/18/2014 on friendly reminder 0
#49 - Come on, April. What's wrong with you? Leonardo is ob…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on She is actually Shredder. +3
#54 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [-]
bitches want the alphas to be their husbands, but they still want party-dude d
#183 - "Teratophilia" It has a name I thought I wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on Bizarre Fetishes 3 +3
#191 - bestfoxgirl (06/18/2014) [-]
Alone? On the internet, you are never alone

Here, for Holo.
#92 - Haven't been on FJ in a while. Has dickbutt been banned or something?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Small Sim City town +4
#116 - acheryus (06/18/2014) [-]
this is still safe but it just isn't the same
#103 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [-]
yes, admin got anal raped by a dildo and due to post traumatic stress banned everything that reminds him of that
User avatar #95 - arrogant (06/18/2014) [-]
Must have been a very long while
User avatar #94 - Tyranitar (06/18/2014) [-]
It is considered NSFW and flagged if posted in regular content or comments. People have gotten banned for posting images that even just reference it.
#93 - brokenhalf (06/18/2014) [-]
pretty much
#160 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Ama sum kind of Jenius 0
#161 - brokenhalf (06/18/2014) [-]
i really REALLY wish i hadn't clicked it...
#165 - SuperHyperCrazy (06/18/2014) [-]
I think the part that got me was that it has +3 thumbs.
FJ betrayed me.
#103 - Picture 06/18/2014 on grandpa learning to use the... +2
#158 - Would you be so kind to tell me what happens when you click th…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Ama sum kind of Jenius 0
User avatar #159 - brokenhalf (06/18/2014) [-]
its a picture of a chick in a tub... shooting diarrhea straight from her ass... onto her face..
#160 - nyxie (06/18/2014) [-]
#161 - brokenhalf (06/18/2014) [-]
i really REALLY wish i hadn't clicked it...
#165 - SuperHyperCrazy (06/18/2014) [-]
I think the part that got me was that it has +3 thumbs.
FJ betrayed me.
#62 - The Legend of Zelda is greatest gaming franchise to have ever … 06/17/2014 on Pyramid Head +1
#67 - **nyxie rolled image ** How they really do it 06/17/2014 on how i thought gay people... +2
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#36 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #31 - hippiedestroyer (02/19/2013) [-]
**hippiedestroyer rolls 9,999** First to quads wins. Can you take on Saxton Hale?
User avatar #33 to #32 - hippiedestroyer (02/19/2013) [-]
Hm. Saxton Hale wins again. Care for a rematch? You go first.
User avatar #34 to #33 - nyxie (02/19/2013) [-]
**nyxie rolls 5,062**
User avatar #35 to #34 - hippiedestroyer (02/19/2013) [-]
**hippiedestroyer rolls 8,888** Do not be sad.
#29 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
faggot
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#1 - anonymousbastards (03/23/2012) [-]
Same birthday? Gotta be friends haha
Same birthday? Gotta be friends haha
#2 to #1 - nyxie (03/23/2012) [-]
Totally! XD
Totally! XD
User avatar #4 to #3 - nyxie (03/23/2012) [-]
haha
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