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#37 - Picture 10/28/2013 on What happens in battle -2
#37 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Hard life of being a teacher -2
#63 - twi (10/28/2013) [-]
that GIF makes me experience incoherent rage
#73 - nyxie (10/28/2013) [-]
Why?
#66 - randomituseddie (10/28/2013) [-]
#68 - The Jon is strong with this one  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2013 on Humans: 0 | God: 1 +1
#73 - wilvine (09/18/2013) [-]
I am just realising you have all been different people... Jontronites unite?
#72 - Darianvincent (09/18/2013) [-]
Jontron thread tiem.
#255 - **nyxie rolled user nomora ** 09/18/2013 on Title +1
#111 - Holy **** , I still don't know why that has so man… 09/17/2013 on This joke has levels on... +2
#95 - fukken saved 09/17/2013 on Me X Reality 0
#79 - Picture 08/30/2013 on Talk about rage-quit. +1
#77 - Okay, I need to see more of these, but I don't know exactly wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/30/2013 on Talk about rage-quit. 0
#78 - iseeafaggot (08/30/2013) [-]
I saved this one from a post a month or so ago
Unfortunately I don't know what they're called either...
#79 - nyxie (08/30/2013) [-]
#372 - That's exactly what I mean. Plus much more. Our bodies are con…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2013 on feminists -9
User avatar #375 - gtaant (08/30/2013) [-]
You've never been a guy, stop pissing on about how terrible life is as a woman.

If it's all so terrible go get your ovaries removed, problem solved.
#43 - I can't stop laughing at that picture. 08/30/2013 on Don't ask me... +1
#369 - Here comes the red thumbs: Female and Male minds work much…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/30/2013 on feminists -13
#454 - snowfoxfortytwo (08/30/2013) [-]
Not at all women are as noble as you, though; you've got to realize that. There are some major bitches out there who would hit a guy just because they thought they could get away with it.
#432 - diamondperzik (08/30/2013) [-]
#397 - nephritho (08/30/2013) [-]
>women are different from men in psy
>claim men are more violent and hit people for no reason
>claim women never hit people for no reason
>saw documentary of ww2 where women were guards in concentration camps
>beat jews
>skinned jews tattooed skin
>make purses and lamp caps out of the tattooed skin
>women would never harm someone for no reason
you are correct if you have a nice tattoo that's a good reason to beat the fuck out of a jew and skin him to make a purse out of the poor fucker.
Men and women are both the same fucked up beings. End of story.
User avatar #383 - theantidote (08/30/2013) [-]
Sorry but no, in every situation where I see it suitable to hit a man I would also hit a woman. To hit anyone is cause for reason, what if a girl cheated on me? Can I hit her? What if she touched me inappropriately? Can I hit her?
And "Men should never hit women because they "hurt their feelings"" So men are just complete emotionless robots that are okay to be beat on, you sound like the type of person to beat their husband. There are so many cases of domestic violence against men that goes on deaf ears simply because of your way of thinking.
No I won't give you a red thumb, simply people will red thumb without actually reading what you said..
User avatar #371 - ihateelfs (08/30/2013) [-]
what physical pain are u talkin about women enduring? dont say periods or childbirth
User avatar #372 - nyxie (08/30/2013) [-]
That's exactly what I mean. Plus much more. Our bodies are constantly going crazy with hormones and other changes.
User avatar #375 - gtaant (08/30/2013) [-]
You've never been a guy, stop pissing on about how terrible life is as a woman.

If it's all so terrible go get your ovaries removed, problem solved.
#83 - Oh gosh, I love these posts. And now I'm thinking of making an… 08/08/2013 on Club Penguin Compilation 3 0
#2315 - Picture 08/08/2013 on A Fellow FunnyJunker +1
#44 - Damn it, Tom Nook! 07/20/2013 on racoon +1
#177 - I would be pissed if I glowed in the dark. No one wants that.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on Daww +1
#211 - xnotcreative (07/20/2013) [-]
"I would be pissed if I could smell. I don't want a feature on my face that obstructs my interior peripheral view."

^^^^^^
What your complaint sounds like to me.
#175 - FFFFFFUUUUUUU WHY  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on Daww 0
#176 - pbeldin (07/20/2013) [-]
cuz don't you like how he stares into your soul?some peoples faces when they see this
#40 - Golden retrievers are terrible guard dogs. German she… 07/20/2013 on Rex 0
#242 - Obviously she wasn't gonna pull out a knife on him. Cops are d…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Was it worth it? -23
#268 - Kabutops (07/20/2013) [-]
"Obviously she wasn't gonna pull out a knife on him". wow that quote makes me laugh
What makes you so sure she wasn't "obviously" going to pull out a knife on him? There's no way to be certain so don't try to act like you know what she may or may not do.
Even if she didn't pull out a knife, she instigated a fight with a cop. I'm pretty sure that's illegal EVERYWHERE.
Tell me, if someone punches you in the face, what do you do? You can disable them just as the cop did.
#255 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
Or he was just tired of her shit and didn't want to risk being attacked. You don't have the right to put your hands on an officer.
User avatar #244 - supahsayin (07/20/2013) [-]
This is one of the reasons so many people hate cops
First off, you're not a master criminal profiler, so you don't have the expertise to make a decision like that, especially without the conversation. She could have easily said something like "bitch I'll cut you" as she was shoving. She might not. You never know.
Second off, if you're fucking dumb enough to try to initiate physically with a policeman, be prepared for them to try to stomp you the fuck out, resistance wise. They're trained to get people down and out before they themselves get down and out.
User avatar #246 - playcolt (07/20/2013) [-]
I got arrested shop lifting and the cop asked if I had any weapons on me, not thinking I said "Yeah this knife" and started to pull it out...
#295 - hammarhead (07/20/2013) [-]
That can't have ended welll.

yfw
User avatar #249 - supahsayin (07/20/2013) [-]
That's where you McFucked up.
#236 - Comment deleted  [+] (11 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Was it worth it? -22
User avatar #272 - mrnoodlez (07/20/2013) [-]
If it were a man nobody would be saying anything right? If women want equality, they can drop all that special treatment crap.
User avatar #240 - supahsayin (07/20/2013) [-]
"oh shit this lady who I'm about to punish for doing something illegal is attempting to initiate a fight! Better incapacitate her so she can't pull out a knife or other lethal weapon!"

damn dude, you gotta remember that anyone could be carrying a weapon and if you don't know them you don't know when/if they'll pull one out
User avatar #242 - nyxie (07/20/2013) [-]
Obviously she wasn't gonna pull out a knife on him. Cops are drunk with power these days and constantly claim to be "threatened" in these sort of situations.
That cop was a wimpy little faggot who got his feelings hurt.
#268 - Kabutops (07/20/2013) [-]
"Obviously she wasn't gonna pull out a knife on him". wow that quote makes me laugh
What makes you so sure she wasn't "obviously" going to pull out a knife on him? There's no way to be certain so don't try to act like you know what she may or may not do.
Even if she didn't pull out a knife, she instigated a fight with a cop. I'm pretty sure that's illegal EVERYWHERE.
Tell me, if someone punches you in the face, what do you do? You can disable them just as the cop did.
#255 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
Or he was just tired of her shit and didn't want to risk being attacked. You don't have the right to put your hands on an officer.
User avatar #244 - supahsayin (07/20/2013) [-]
This is one of the reasons so many people hate cops
First off, you're not a master criminal profiler, so you don't have the expertise to make a decision like that, especially without the conversation. She could have easily said something like "bitch I'll cut you" as she was shoving. She might not. You never know.
Second off, if you're fucking dumb enough to try to initiate physically with a policeman, be prepared for them to try to stomp you the fuck out, resistance wise. They're trained to get people down and out before they themselves get down and out.
User avatar #246 - playcolt (07/20/2013) [-]
I got arrested shop lifting and the cop asked if I had any weapons on me, not thinking I said "Yeah this knife" and started to pull it out...
#295 - hammarhead (07/20/2013) [-]
That can't have ended welll.

yfw
User avatar #249 - supahsayin (07/20/2013) [-]
That's where you McFucked up.
User avatar #241 - supahsayin (07/20/2013) [-]
Sorry if I sound like a sarcastic asshole, I'm a bit tired.
#238 - anonymous (07/20/2013) [-]
I'd bet that the light shoving combined with the "niggery" shit talking just sent him over the edge.
#161 - God married Adam and Eve...fricken Tumblr. Get your facts stra… 07/08/2013 on The bible just ... -... 0
#227 - Since God is a GOD, He can do anything that breaks the laws of… 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... -1
#295 - Picture 06/24/2013 on Box of mirrors +2
#426 - Okay the WBC's sign actually made me giggle a bit... 06/23/2013 on WBC owns Little Girl +1
#53 - Comment deleted 06/23/2013 on The Best News Videobombs Ever 0
#45 - Or clam shells! 06/23/2013 on Woah -2
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User avatar #31 - hippiedestroyer (02/19/2013) [-]
**hippiedestroyer rolls 9,999** First to quads wins. Can you take on Saxton Hale?
User avatar #33 to #32 - hippiedestroyer (02/19/2013) [-]
Hm. Saxton Hale wins again. Care for a rematch? You go first.
User avatar #34 to #33 - nyxie (02/19/2013) [-]
**nyxie rolls 5,062**
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**hippiedestroyer rolls 8,888** Do not be sad.
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#1 - anonymousbastards (03/23/2012) [-]
Same birthday? Gotta be friends haha
Same birthday? Gotta be friends haha
#2 to #1 - nyxie (03/23/2012) [-]
Totally! XD
Totally! XD
User avatar #4 to #3 - nyxie (03/23/2012) [-]
haha
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