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Date Signed Up:2/17/2012
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#537 - As much as I'd like to say that was 'badass'....some people ca…  [+] (28 new replies) 04/05/2012 on Go away +1
User avatar #543 - cjklefty (04/05/2012) [-]
A nicotine fit isn't a valid excuse to be an asshole. I don't care how long it's been since you've had a cigarette. There is just no reason to flip your shit.
User avatar #545 - nyxie (04/05/2012) [-]
And you would know? Trust me, I've seen how bad it can get. It's not pretty
User avatar #559 - evanking (04/05/2012) [-]
I still dont think its a valid excuse. People need to be respectable to others, and if they cant, they shouldnt leave the house. It isnt the cashier's fault that someone can't remember to pick up some cigarettes if they need them that badly.
User avatar #560 - nyxie (04/05/2012) [-]
I know that people need to try and control themselves but sometimes that's just not enough
User avatar #565 - evanking (04/05/2012) [-]
Then honestly they shouldnt leave the house :/
User avatar #570 - nyxie (04/05/2012) [-]
How else are they going to get their cigarettes? :/
User avatar #576 - evanking (04/05/2012) [-]
Keep a stock that's large enough so that they dont run out :/

Or just dont be an asshole.
User avatar #585 - cjklefty (04/05/2012) [-]
Look at what he's responded to me with and you will see a conversation with this guy is pointless.
User avatar #611 - evanking (04/05/2012) [-]
Its not even worth arguing with him.

And the DUDE thinks he's right the whole time, even if you come up with logical arguments.

Nice to see someone who agrees with me though.
User avatar #612 - cjklefty (04/05/2012) [-]
Lol he was getting upset about the dude thing... I call everyone dude.
He's clearly retarded or 12 and has been raised to think that his decisions and mistakes are other people's responsibility.
User avatar #613 - evanking (04/05/2012) [-]
Gotta love people like that :/
User avatar #579 - nyxie (04/05/2012) [-]
Lol if only...
User avatar #553 - cjklefty (04/05/2012) [-]
And yes I would know.... I smoke cigarettes, dude. It doesn't matter. Part of being an adult is learning to control your anger and not lash out at someone just because everything isn't going your way. The world doesn't come to a halt and cater to your every need just because you ran out of cigarettes.
User avatar #557 - nyxie (04/05/2012) [-]
So it's possible for every adult to control their anger? We shouldn't be pointing fingers at the people but at the cigarettes or the people that made them
User avatar #568 - cjklefty (04/05/2012) [-]
Wow......Are you retarded?
User avatar #574 - nyxie (04/05/2012) [-]
Just being logical here.
User avatar #582 - cjklefty (04/05/2012) [-]
No no no no no....... I really don't even know what to say. You actually believe it's the cigarette company's fault that someone smokes cigarettes. No, if you smoke cigarettes it's your fault and no one else. People like you are the reason people don't take responsibility for their shitty actions. You probably also believe if you spill hot coffee on yourself you should sue the company that sold it to you.
User avatar #589 - nyxie (04/05/2012) [-]
No no no...I mean they are the reason they are so addictive in the first place. I know the people that use them are stupid for picking one up at all but sometimes temptation takes over. What I'm trying to say is that hate the sin, not the sinner. I know I'm gonna get a lot of hate for that line but sometimes people just can't control nicotine fits.
User avatar #595 - cjklefty (04/05/2012) [-]
No you can't control them if you are immature and can't control yourself in general. I've gone days without smoking and I don't lash out at people and behave like an asshole, why is that? I have a little something called SELF CONTROL. The reason cigarettes are addictive is because tobacco has nicotine in it. It's going to be in it no matter what. How does that make it the company's fault. That's like saying "It's KFC's fault that chicken has fat in it".
User avatar #600 - nyxie (04/05/2012) [-]
Everyone is different. And yeah I know that! Why is it the company's fault? Cause they're making the freaking cigarettes!
User avatar #607 - cjklefty (04/05/2012) [-]
It would be the company's fault if they held you down and forced you to smoke cigarettes but they don't. You have to make the decision to smoke the cigarettes yourself. That makes it your fault.
User avatar #605 - cjklefty (04/05/2012) [-]
No. It's YOUR fault if you smoke them. It clearly says on the side of every single pack sold for the last 30 years that cigarettes are bad for your health... You know the risks involved but you smoke anyway then that's your problem.
User avatar #606 - nyxie (04/05/2012) [-]
Oi! Never mind...ugh...this has gone no where...
User avatar #608 - cjklefty (04/05/2012) [-]
That's because you're wrong, dude. You have free will and no one MAKES you smoke cigarettes.
User avatar #609 - nyxie (04/05/2012) [-]
Lol that's not why. I was just trying to explain that some people can't control nicotine fits and it turned into this...oh and stop calling me 'dude'.
User avatar #610 - cjklefty (04/05/2012) [-]
Dude dude dude. The only people that can't control nicotine fits are people that lack self control. Dude dude dude dude dude. Like I said being an adult means learning to control your temper.
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#621 - neoexdeath (04/06/2012) [-]
#96 - **nyxie rolled a random image posted in comment #3531778 at…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2012 on When your sister plays... +77
#231 - anonymous (04/05/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #3392765 at FJ Pony Thread ** sweet roll
#141 - lenoodles (04/04/2012) [-]
Nice roll.
#109 - triggathepirate (04/04/2012) [-]
#211 - Oh well. I still feel awesome haha 04/04/2012 on When my religious family... 0
#186 - Lol I'm a Mormon XD  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2012 on When my religious family... -5
#210 - anonymous (04/04/2012) [-]
Gross
#211 - nyxie (04/04/2012) [-]
Oh well. I still feel awesome haha
#89 - Who freaking cares. I haven't seen it yet so its not a repost … 04/04/2012 on Jim Carrey 0
#88 - Picture 04/04/2012 on Jim Carrey 0
#41 - Comment deleted 04/04/2012 on Happy Easter 0
#27 - I feel the exact same way! Put me in a pool, I'm fearless and … 04/04/2012 on Ad. Win +1
#165 - Is this facebook? No. 04/04/2012 on only 90's kids... 0
#1946 - I kind of like dolan to be honest...its creepy but thats what … 04/04/2012 on LOTR: Dolan Edition +8
#185 - Awesome  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on Almost broke my computer... +1
#193 - holimountt (04/03/2012) [-]
good to know you do
#179 - Hahaha I see..well I'm from Maple Valley. Where the hipsters a… 04/03/2012 on Almost broke my computer... 0
#162 - Awesome :D  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2012 on Almost broke my computer... 0
User avatar #169 - redwolfradolf (04/03/2012) [-]
:)
#159 - Haha  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2012 on Almost broke my computer... 0
#160 - redwolfradolf (04/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, I made this one for some of my furry friends
User avatar #162 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Awesome :D
User avatar #169 - redwolfradolf (04/03/2012) [-]
:)
#155 - Haha maybe. But you gotta come to the ocean and forests then XD  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2012 on Almost broke my computer... 0
User avatar #166 - germanji (04/03/2012) [-]
i only cross the mountains for a week of salmon fishing on the peninsula, pikes place, and seahawks games. it takes levels of absurd awesome to draw me out. i'm from sunnyside by the way. its a great little town riddled with gang violence.
User avatar #179 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Hahaha I see..well I'm from Maple Valley. Where the hipsters and whiny girls that constantly complain about love are taking over
#148 - Just found it a little bit ago ^^  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2012 on Almost broke my computer... 0
User avatar #151 - redwolfradolf (04/03/2012) [-]
wow, i had no idea.
I thought it was something I'd started.
User avatar #159 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Haha
#160 - redwolfradolf (04/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, I made this one for some of my furry friends
User avatar #162 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Awesome :D
User avatar #169 - redwolfradolf (04/03/2012) [-]
:)
#138 - woot!  [+] (7 new replies) 04/03/2012 on Almost broke my computer... 0
User avatar #139 - redwolfradolf (04/03/2012) [-]
How long have you had that?
User avatar #148 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Just found it a little bit ago ^^
User avatar #151 - redwolfradolf (04/03/2012) [-]
wow, i had no idea.
I thought it was something I'd started.
User avatar #159 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Haha
#160 - redwolfradolf (04/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, I made this one for some of my furry friends
User avatar #162 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Awesome :D
User avatar #169 - redwolfradolf (04/03/2012) [-]
:)
#130 - Never! Shoot...  [+] (4 new replies) 04/03/2012 on Almost broke my computer... 0
#141 - germanji (04/03/2012) [-]
well i can't blame you. you can come hang out with us in the desert.
if you can learn to tolerate absurd amounts of mexicans you'll be fine.
we can also go eat at Phucket.
User avatar #155 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Haha maybe. But you gotta come to the ocean and forests then XD
User avatar #166 - germanji (04/03/2012) [-]
i only cross the mountains for a week of salmon fishing on the peninsula, pikes place, and seahawks games. it takes levels of absurd awesome to draw me out. i'm from sunnyside by the way. its a great little town riddled with gang violence.
User avatar #179 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Hahaha I see..well I'm from Maple Valley. Where the hipsters and whiny girls that constantly complain about love are taking over
#106 - I'm from western washington >:( I dislike emos too XD  [+] (7 new replies) 04/03/2012 on Almost broke my computer... 0
#125 - germanji (04/03/2012) [-]
go back to the shadow from whence you came!!

i'm from eastern washington.
User avatar #149 - dtox (04/03/2012) [-]
The dark fire will not avail you, flame of udun!
#130 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Never!

Shoot...
#141 - germanji (04/03/2012) [-]
well i can't blame you. you can come hang out with us in the desert.
if you can learn to tolerate absurd amounts of mexicans you'll be fine.
we can also go eat at Phucket.
User avatar #155 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Haha maybe. But you gotta come to the ocean and forests then XD
User avatar #166 - germanji (04/03/2012) [-]
i only cross the mountains for a week of salmon fishing on the peninsula, pikes place, and seahawks games. it takes levels of absurd awesome to draw me out. i'm from sunnyside by the way. its a great little town riddled with gang violence.
User avatar #179 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Hahaha I see..well I'm from Maple Valley. Where the hipsters and whiny girls that constantly complain about love are taking over
#99 - One of my drawings :)  [+] (12 new replies) 04/03/2012 on Almost broke my computer... +5
#175 - holimountt (04/03/2012) [-]
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pic related mah draws
#185 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Awesome
#193 - holimountt (04/03/2012) [-]
good to know you do
#123 - redwolfradolf (04/03/2012) [-]
I like.
#138 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
woot!
User avatar #139 - redwolfradolf (04/03/2012) [-]
How long have you had that?
User avatar #148 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Just found it a little bit ago ^^
User avatar #151 - redwolfradolf (04/03/2012) [-]
wow, i had no idea.
I thought it was something I'd started.
User avatar #159 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Haha
#160 - redwolfradolf (04/03/2012) [-]
Yeah, I made this one for some of my furry friends
User avatar #162 - nyxie (04/03/2012) [-]
Awesome :D
User avatar #169 - redwolfradolf (04/03/2012) [-]
:)
#31 - Yeah because we try hard not to take a life like that man was … 04/01/2012 on The chinese +2
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#54 - Why cant i stop watching this. 04/01/2012 on How it works! DRINKING +1
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#45 - God loves everyone 04/01/2012 on True +2
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User avatar #31 - hippiedestroyer (02/19/2013) [-]
**hippiedestroyer rolls 9,999** First to quads wins. Can you take on Saxton Hale?
User avatar #33 to #32 - hippiedestroyer (02/19/2013) [-]
Hm. Saxton Hale wins again. Care for a rematch? You go first.
User avatar #34 to #33 - nyxie ONLINE (02/19/2013) [-]
**nyxie rolls 5,062**
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**hippiedestroyer rolls 8,888** Do not be sad.
#29 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
faggot
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#1 - anonymousbastards (03/23/2012) [-]
Same birthday? Gotta be friends haha
Same birthday? Gotta be friends haha
#2 to #1 - nyxie ONLINE (03/23/2012) [-]
Totally! XD
Totally! XD
User avatar #4 to #3 - nyxie ONLINE (03/23/2012) [-]
haha
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