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#125 - Picture 11/11/2012 on What can you see? +4
#114 - **nyxie rolls 9** Am I loved? 11/11/2012 on He's just a poor boy nobody... 0
#113 - Comment deleted 11/11/2012 on He's just a poor boy nobody... 0
#81 - Slap retards all day erry day 11/11/2012 on My boyfriend 0
#233 - XD Alrighty!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2012 on Hail Satan! -5
User avatar #237 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
Whoops... From* over*
#226 - http://www.narth.com/docs/animalmyth.html Here you go.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/02/2012 on Hail Satan! -12
User avatar #232 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
I am going to stick with the 2012 edition in which the college has chosen to teach over something from someone I never heard of from 2004. But I appreciate the evidence against me instead of rash explicit wording. :D
User avatar #233 - nyxie (10/02/2012) [-]
XD Alrighty!
User avatar #237 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
Whoops... From* over*
#213 - Also, it goes against nature. So there's that.  [+] (16 new replies) 10/02/2012 on Hail Satan! -15
#411 - blueghost (10/02/2012) [-]
Its not natural to sit in front of a glowing rectangle all day and eat cheetos, let's ban those too, right?
#238 - spidahridah (10/02/2012) [-]
Why do people like you still exist? o_O
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User avatar #270 - SemiAnon (10/02/2012) [-]
Tendencies.
A couple of rabbits hump each other and then realize they're both guys. They finish and leave, moving on with their natural instinct to a female, where they then procreate.

You jerking another guy off during a drunken night at college is a sufficient human example.
Of those 450 species, not one(humans excluded) settles into a homosexual lifestyle. They go right back to banging the opposite sex, procreating, and dying.
That is the natural order.
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User avatar #334 - SemiAnon (10/02/2012) [-]
That's not the point. The point is that that is what is natural. What society is concerned about doesn't have any bearing here.
Yeah, we don't have any extreme need to be popping out babies. Neither do the wild cats that are all over Rome, but they keep popping them out, and none of them are settling into a long-term homosexual relationship.
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User avatar #527 - SemiAnon (10/02/2012) [-]
See, you immediately go to the "well these other things aren't natural, haha I just poked a giant hole in your argument" stance, completely ignoring that everyone who says it isn't natural is talking about biologically.
The "natural" biological sexual attraction is towards the opposite gender, making sexual attraction towards the same gender "unnatural".
And wow what a surprise, when I compare humans with other animals, you go with "we aren't alike at all, don't compare them", but when someone says that homosexuality exists in other animals to support it in humans, you're all for it. How's that for hypocrisy?

I don't care whether or not someone is gay. I don't care if gays can get married. I don't care if a gay guy tells me I have a nice ass.
I do care that everyone is trying to claim that it is natural, yet any opposing view is shot down as bigotry. That is bigotry, you bigot.
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User avatar #231 - mrawesomepotato (10/02/2012) [-]
Why is this getting thumbed down? Oh wait, the homophobic 12-year-olds of funny junk. I like you kumquatchaos. But you were wrong to post that on this website...
User avatar #220 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
Actually many species do get pleasure out of sex, and many more do it male-male etc...

Learned that in college.
User avatar #226 - nyxie (10/02/2012) [-]
http://www.narth.com/docs/animalmyth.html

Here you go.
User avatar #232 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
I am going to stick with the 2012 edition in which the college has chosen to teach over something from someone I never heard of from 2004. But I appreciate the evidence against me instead of rash explicit wording. :D
User avatar #233 - nyxie (10/02/2012) [-]
XD Alrighty!
User avatar #237 - exarzero (10/02/2012) [-]
Whoops... From* over*
#1104 - Picture 10/02/2012 on Trolled Hard 0
#362 - "Science without religion is lame. Religion without scien… 10/02/2012 on Lennon +4
#477 - More! MORE! 10/02/2012 on Leviathan comp +1
#110 - HNNNNGGGG too much cute! 09/23/2012 on D'awww 0
#154 - Oh gosh, this is too funny.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on Ghetto Hikes +15
#156 - ComradeBritish (09/23/2012) [-]
#53 - Agreed  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Maximum Overdrive +1
#55 - owmowmow (09/17/2012) [-]
Agreed
#62 - waffies (09/17/2012) [-]
"Jimmy rustling" threads tend to have this one a lot
#49 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Maximum Overdrive +21
#51 - owmowmow (09/17/2012) [-]
Probly the only thread in the history of the internets where this GIF makes perfect sence
User avatar #53 - nyxie (09/17/2012) [-]
Agreed
#55 - owmowmow (09/17/2012) [-]
Agreed
#62 - waffies (09/17/2012) [-]
"Jimmy rustling" threads tend to have this one a lot
#74 - Picture 09/16/2012 on Dangerously Cheesy +8
#54 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2012 on Aquaman logic +6
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#398 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2012 on The 90s +3
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#396 - Picture 09/16/2012 on The 90s 0
#133 - What the heck guys? ;w; I was just saying how crazy it was tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2012 on Wendy's 0
User avatar #154 - theelderscrolls (09/15/2012) [-]
that was the joke.
#40 - Wtf Silda 09/14/2012 on Beggar +2
#28 - XD alrighty. bai bai 09/14/2012 on nyxie's profile 0
#26 - Holy frick. That's amazing. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 09/14/2012 on nyxie's profile 0
#125 - Picture 09/14/2012 on Wendy's -46
#44 - My cat comes when I call her, greets me when I come home, foll… 09/14/2012 on How cat greets owner +2
#42 - Picture 09/14/2012 on How cat greets owner +11
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Hm. Saxton Hale wins again. Care for a rematch? You go first.
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#1 - anonymousbastards (03/23/2012) [-]
Same birthday? Gotta be friends haha
Same birthday? Gotta be friends haha
#2 to #1 - nyxie (03/23/2012) [-]
Totally! XD
Totally! XD
User avatar #4 to #3 - nyxie (03/23/2012) [-]
haha
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