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Date Signed Up:2/17/2012
Last Login:12/23/2014
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#63 - Because other problems in Africa don't matter. 01/27/2013 on Gay Parade +15
#50 - GAH-THE F*** 01/27/2013 on Lol... +9
#290 - Fricken hate Bill Maher. Such an hypocritical asshole.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on We got a badass here +1
User avatar #292 - ivoryhammer (01/27/2013) [-]
He's funny as hell
#430 - Picture 01/22/2013 on I think we all want to see... +5
#62 - What do a christmas tree ornament and a black guy have in comm… 01/19/2013 on Christmas in Africa +1
#30 - Picture 01/15/2013 on nyxie's profile 0
#60 - You're pathetic if you smoke weed in the first place.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/15/2013 on Well played 0
#86 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
You're probaly one of those nerds that get drunk as fuck and act retarded and making a fool of yourself at parties. Nobody trusts you because you are a snitching bitch, so nobody is gonna sell you some pot (if you even have friends or go to parties in the first place, wich is probably a no). So enjoy your alcohol, fool.
User avatar #68 - vishnapalm (01/15/2013) [-]
I concur with you McBalls. Why? My friends and I average about smoking once a week to simply have a good time. We don't harm anyone, nor do we do anything stupid such as driving while under the influence. We know our limits and simply stick to things we enjoy. Being high simply makes it more enjoyable. We don't let it affect our daily lives or let it screw up our priorities. Also some like to argue that pot smokers only have fun when they're high, which is also not true. We frequently watch movies, go snowboarding, go to theme parks, etc while being completely sober and have a great time. Perhaps you've been meeting the wrong weed users nyxie
#103 - xnotcreative (01/15/2013) [-]
You can't really blame nyxie for behaving this way.

I'm an occasional "pot head" that can not STAND other "pot heads".

Especially the ones over 22 years of age that still brag about smoking marijuana as if it's still "cool".

I think the actual "cool" person is the one that actually DOES something with his life, instead of having it revolve around a plant.
#124 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
I have also met a lot of retarded weed addicts. If they don't get their weed they become complete nerve spazzes, always freaking the fuck out about anything, like they are gonna have a heart attack any moment. I've only met like... 2... persons that genuinely smoke weed for recreational purposes and not some addictive/religious/bullshit reason.
#173 - xnotcreative (01/15/2013) [-]
I call BULLSHIT seeing as how Marijuana isn't addictive.

Punch your friends for being poser faggots.
User avatar #66 - McBalls (01/15/2013) [-]
Why?
#59 - Youtube was fine until Google took over. Some of the updates a… 01/15/2013 on Damnit youtube +2
#598 - Every comment is getting a lot of thumbs up...O.o 01/15/2013 on :( 0
#4482 - How did you know?! 01/06/2013 on Religion Board 0
#4481 - BLUE C: 01/06/2013 on Religion Board 0
#4188 - Ask a Mormon anything  [+] (6 new replies) 01/05/2013 on Religion Board 0
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User avatar #4206 - beatmasterz (01/05/2013) [-]
What's your favorite color?
User avatar #4481 - nyxie (01/06/2013) [-]
BLUE C:

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User avatar #4189 - dubslao (01/05/2013) [-]
I know why you're a mormon. If you can be talked into believing being a mormon is sensible, you can be talked into having gay sex.

Am I correct?
#4482 - nyxie (01/06/2013) [-]
How did you know?!
#224 - **nyxie rolls 312,703,271** 01/05/2013 on funnyjunk records... 0
#212 - Hm? Furries and therians/otherkin/people who people in spirit …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2013 on to be a geek..... 0
#223 - ruderoody (01/05/2013) [-]
My name means wolf, does that make me a wolf or am i a turtle?
#207 - Mediation, lots of time spent thinking about it, and just the … 01/05/2013 on to be a geek..... 0
#203 - I know, many people choose wolves, because of the whole "… 01/05/2013 on to be a geek..... 0
#200 - Oh! Whoopsies haha Well, I don't know exactly what else to…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2013 on to be a geek..... 0
User avatar #205 - certifiedidiot (01/05/2013) [-]
Fair enough, was just curious due to the supernatural element to it
#60 - Picture 01/05/2013 on Wat +1
#198 - ...That's a picture of Amaterasu as an anthro....  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2013 on to be a geek..... 0
User avatar #199 - certifiedidiot (01/05/2013) [-]
No, no, I meant the whole spirit animal thing, don't have that one too often
User avatar #200 - nyxie (01/05/2013) [-]
Oh! Whoopsies haha
Well, I don't know exactly what else to say except that I just believe I have a spirit animal, specifically a white wolf
User avatar #205 - certifiedidiot (01/05/2013) [-]
Fair enough, was just curious due to the supernatural element to it
#68 - ...I greatly enjoy this. 01/05/2013 on Random Frame From The Last... 0
#194 - I'm a proud furry, I'm obsessed with zelda and anime, annnnddd…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2013 on to be a geek..... +5
User avatar #197 - certifiedidiot (01/05/2013) [-]
What's with the ghost dog thing?
User avatar #198 - nyxie (01/05/2013) [-]
...That's a picture of Amaterasu as an anthro....
User avatar #199 - certifiedidiot (01/05/2013) [-]
No, no, I meant the whole spirit animal thing, don't have that one too often
User avatar #200 - nyxie (01/05/2013) [-]
Oh! Whoopsies haha
Well, I don't know exactly what else to say except that I just believe I have a spirit animal, specifically a white wolf
User avatar #205 - certifiedidiot (01/05/2013) [-]
Fair enough, was just curious due to the supernatural element to it
#18409 - Ban guns? No gay marriage? No And now I wait fo… 12/31/2012 on Politics - politics news,... -4
#164 - **nyxie rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at yolo ** 12/31/2012 on Nice tat 0
#113 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2012 on Aliens +2
#127 - crazyoljew (12/31/2012) [-]
#151 - Comment deleted 12/02/2012 on drivers are for pussies 0
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#36 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
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User avatar #31 - hippiedestroyer (02/19/2013) [-]
**hippiedestroyer rolls 9,999** First to quads wins. Can you take on Saxton Hale?
User avatar #33 to #32 - hippiedestroyer (02/19/2013) [-]
Hm. Saxton Hale wins again. Care for a rematch? You go first.
User avatar #34 to #33 - nyxie (02/19/2013) [-]
**nyxie rolls 5,062**
User avatar #35 to #34 - hippiedestroyer (02/19/2013) [-]
**hippiedestroyer rolls 8,888** Do not be sad.
#29 - anonymous (01/15/2013) [-]
faggot
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#1 - anonymousbastards (03/23/2012) [-]
Same birthday? Gotta be friends haha
Same birthday? Gotta be friends haha
#2 to #1 - nyxie (03/23/2012) [-]
Totally! XD
Totally! XD
User avatar #4 to #3 - nyxie (03/23/2012) [-]
haha
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