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Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:12/06/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Canada
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#794 - **nyxeos used "*roll picture*"** **nyxeos rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2015 on Roll for our new logo 0
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#795 - nyxeos (09/23/2015) [-]
I would like to own that car.
#25 - >That cub as an adult  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2015 on Muh baby +20
#56 - spanishninja (09/23/2015) [-]
going out of the club like
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#41 - dawggz (09/23/2015) [-]
>My monday.
#7 - The garbage can I have with the foot pedal wouldn't open if kn… 09/23/2015 on Jack the dog 0
#27 - Just to add to that, it can help if you soak in hot water befo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2015 on tales from a gay bar fuck... +5
#49 - anon (09/23/2015) [-]
Being a stripper, it's pretty standard to be clean shaven around your genitals. I have very sensitive skin, but have found that the more often you shave, the less sensitive the area gets. Kind of like how your hands and feet grow calluses in response to repetitive friction... but without the calluses.
#5 - Fully cooked yoke tastes wrong to me. 09/22/2015 on Poached eggs 0
#2 - My cousin has the same problem with her dogs. I will give you …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2015 on Jack the dog +1
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#6 - advice (09/22/2015) [-]
what if they just knock it over though? just put the tampon in a bag or something to make it harder for them
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#7 - nyxeos (09/23/2015) [-]
The garbage can I have with the foot pedal wouldn't open if knocked over.
#2 - That hurt ifreakinglovepizza 09/22/2015 on Too Soon? 0
#1 - I love this show. Watched it years ago, rewatching it now with… 09/22/2015 on by looking at the caption? 0
#2 - Good lipstick is hard to get off though, otherwise you have to…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/22/2015 on Dimitri lol +40
#6 - autoxx (09/22/2015) [-]
Takes weeks to get it all out of your pubes...
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#23 - niggastolemyname (09/23/2015) [-]
unless you just shave it off you faggot
#24 - autoxx (09/25/2015) [-]
#18 - guanyu (09/22/2015) [-]
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#21 - ogthegreat (09/22/2015) [-]
Not unless he gets some classy head.
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#14 - platinumaltaria (09/22/2015) [-]
Well I suppose you could just us- wait WHAT.
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#11 - goobyman (09/22/2015) [-]
acetone?
#37 - I eat most foods from the outside in because I usually like th… 09/22/2015 on Ugh?! 0
#25 - Comment deleted 09/22/2015 on PUNCH +1
#10 - Scientists are able to catch butterflies and tag them, and but… 09/21/2015 on thats rape +1
#12 - One of my friends is like this. I spent a day/night at her apa…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2015 on (untitled) +3
#24 - anon (09/21/2015) [-]
Vegan mac and cheese is actually really tasty lol, my friend made it for me once.
#49 - Strawberries hold the same nutritional benefits for dogs as th… 09/20/2015 on "Just give me a fucking... +1
#29 - I get your point, but it's a little too general. It's not the … 09/20/2015 on Art 0
#251 - I think this is the best version to date for the random/favour… 09/20/2015 on Prev/Next SHOWDOWN 0
#30 - I had one of those sucker fish for my fish tank when I was a k… 09/16/2015 on hot 0
#25 - It depends on the kid, and you just shouldn't leave them alone… 09/16/2015 on Baby and kitten waking up... 0
#46 - But they haven't been admiring your work for an extended perio… 09/15/2015 on He was like, and I was like +2
#169 - Yup. My town has about 2000 people in it. My entire county alt… 09/15/2015 on Size of Tokyo compared to... 0
#49 - I'm about four hours southwest of you, small town near Hamilton.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2015 on Size of Tokyo compared to... +1
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#57 - whycanticaps (09/15/2015) [-]
neat
#46 - Well, not the fewest, but yes, compared to other major count…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2015 on Size of Tokyo compared to... 0
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#48 - whycanticaps (09/15/2015) [-]
City of Kingston, Ontario

yourself?
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#87 - moloiiiol (09/15/2015) [-]
scrolling through these comments and find someone that lives bit more than an hour away, 2spoopy
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#49 - nyxeos (09/15/2015) [-]
I'm about four hours southwest of you, small town near Hamilton.
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#57 - whycanticaps (09/15/2015) [-]
neat
#19 - The Vagina King 09/15/2015 on Comment Time 0
#12 - Picture 09/14/2015 on Mods are asleep. Post bread! +1
#13 - It's facts like these that make me think I've never actually e…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/14/2015 on Size of Tokyo compared to... +2
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#115 - captchakid (09/15/2015) [-]
Its always fun mentioning things like "My city has a population of 6 million" and hearing my friends in Canada or rural areas in america just be in awe at the number. Can't imagine being in Tokyo, but I really want to study abroad there.
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#169 - nyxeos (09/15/2015) [-]
Yup. My town has about 2000 people in it. My entire county altogether, has about 48,000 people. The nearest large city has about 550,000. And then Toronto is relatively close to me, and is the largest city in Canada, with about 2.5 million I think.
#47 - ionlywhisper (09/15/2015) [-]
canada is better than all of japan.

ESPECIALLY if you are student.
#156 - anon (09/15/2015) [-]
Troll spotted, or ignorant westerner. I know, tautology. Tokyo is so much fucking fun for a student. You won't get mugged or robbed or end up in a ditch if you get too drunk unlike in Canada or North America.
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#45 - whycanticaps (09/15/2015) [-]
I always think of how ridiculous it is that we live in the country with the largest landmass but the fewest people
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#46 - nyxeos (09/15/2015) [-]
Well, not the fewest, but yes, compared to other major countries our population is ridiculously small. Also where ya from in Canadia?
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#48 - whycanticaps (09/15/2015) [-]
City of Kingston, Ontario

yourself?
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#87 - moloiiiol (09/15/2015) [-]
scrolling through these comments and find someone that lives bit more than an hour away, 2spoopy
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#49 - nyxeos (09/15/2015) [-]
I'm about four hours southwest of you, small town near Hamilton.
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#57 - whycanticaps (09/15/2015) [-]
neat
#35 - crispyfever (09/14/2015) [-]
Haha check out shibuya crossing. busiest street crossing in the world. Thats crowded.

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User avatar #73 - madzombiie ONLINE (09/30/2015) [-]
Ayy Lmao
User avatar #72 - erotictentacle (09/29/2015) [-]
Hey there, cutie~
#68 to #67 - nyxeos (09/12/2015) [-]
Come at me bro
#65 - bradhumby (05/05/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#55 - psdeath (02/01/2015) [-]
I have digitalized and updated wand design. Went for a more simple wand, with dueling in mind thus the crooked design.
User avatar #56 to #55 - nyxeos (02/01/2015) [-]
That's pretty cool How long did it take you to make it?
#57 to #56 - psdeath (02/02/2015) [-]
I have no idea, but not too long. Perhaps an hour, perhaps two, tops three. Draw some lines, use bucket, draw more lines, use bucket, fine-tune with single pixel pencil (because I'm a scrub), and fix details. Done.
I have no idea, but not too long. Perhaps an hour, perhaps two, tops three. Draw some lines, use bucket, draw more lines, use bucket, fine-tune with single pixel pencil (because I'm a scrub), and fix details. Done.
#58 to #57 - psdeath (02/02/2015) [-]
Oh and thank you. I updated the unexpected effects section a bit to match my impulsive nature.
User avatar #59 to #58 - nyxeos (02/02/2015) [-]
Well, while still awesome, I do have to laugh at the fact that you purposefully described your wand as shooting off prematurely haha. And hey, if you're looking for more to do feel free to make me a wand and I will forever think you're awesome. No pressure though, it'd just be something cool to have.
User avatar #60 to #59 - psdeath (02/03/2015) [-]
The only reason I could do this was because it was simple, but I'd gladly try! Remind me of what wand you've got, and what kind of design you have in mind and I'll try to make something out of it.

Oh and my username is CloakRune13693, if you feel like adding me.
User avatar #61 to #60 - nyxeos (02/03/2015) [-]
11 3/4 inches, Apple wood with unicorn hair core and rigid. I don't have anything in mind really since I'd be happy with anything, but maybe something a little more natural than yours? If that makes sense. I added you, and feel free to message me with more questions if you want more direction, but it's honestly up to you because you're amazing for just doing it haha.
#62 to #61 - anon (02/04/2015) [-]
Man, I will try to work on it but I have realized how bad Pottermore tests are. Reading up on all wood types, I realize how important the personality is, and how little the tests says about your personality. My wand, and my friend's, doesn't fit at all.

In other words, it's better to go through all types of wood, pick a couple which ideal master fits you to at least some degree, ask those who know you the best which one of those fits you best, then make up your mind depending on what they say.

So, with that in mind I discussed with my friends and my family, and concluded that Red Oak or Dogwood fit me best, which means I must re-design my own wand. However, while I do that I'll try to do yous at the same time
User avatar #63 to #62 - nyxeos (02/04/2015) [-]
Well apple does fit me relatively well. I don't consider myself particularly charming, but I get along with anyone. And I do really love animals. Cedar would work really well for me too, as would ash, both because I am really stubborn/loyal (hence the rigid aspect, and even the unicorn core). So you can take what you want from that.

And no worries about my wand. It's completely on your schedule, like I said before I'm just happy to get one, so I don't mind waiting.

User avatar #45 - bradhumby (01/21/2015) [-]
Are you from Newfoundland?
User avatar #46 to #45 - nyxeos (01/21/2015) [-]
Well this seems random. No, I'm from Ontario. My mom is from Newfoundland though, so I have some extra love for the place. Potentially making a road trip down there this summer with friends. Are you from Newfoundland? And why exactly did you ask me this anyways?
User avatar #47 to #46 - bradhumby (01/21/2015) [-]
thats cool and yes I'm from Newfoundland and I asked you had a post about your cousin hitting a moose or something with his car in Newfoundland
User avatar #48 to #47 - nyxeos (01/21/2015) [-]
Ahh yeah. I have family all over Canada. Newfoundland is probably my favourite place though. I just wish it wasn't so expensive to fly within Canada.
User avatar #49 to #48 - bradhumby (01/21/2015) [-]
thats cool and I know its expensive to fly around Canada
and I also have family all over canada and Newfoundland is my favourite place too and also have you ever been in there alot?
User avatar #50 to #49 - nyxeos (01/21/2015) [-]
Not as much as I'd like. I spent an entire summer there once though. Went with my parents for a three week vacation, then they went home and I stayed until school started again. Have you traveled much outside Newfoundland?
User avatar #51 to #50 - bradhumby (01/21/2015) [-]
thats cool and sadly no, I've never been outside of Newfoundland, I'd like to other places in Canada just to see how different it is
User avatar #52 to #51 - nyxeos (01/21/2015) [-]
You should definitely travel whenever possible. B.C. is really beautiful too, it's kind of similar to Newfoundland, at least where I've been. If you're going for difference though you'd be better off traveling outside of Canada.
User avatar #54 to #52 - bradhumby (01/21/2015) [-]
Also do you remember what town or city you were at in Newfoundland?
User avatar #53 to #52 - bradhumby (01/21/2015) [-]
What about you? where do you plan on going
#43 - deadfork (11/21/2014) [-]
Happy (late) birthday, birthday buddy! I didnt forget i was just letting the moment ferment
User avatar #44 to #43 - nyxeos (11/21/2014) [-]
Well I do like alcohol, so I will accept some fermentation.
User avatar #39 - wolfypolli (11/16/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday!

Told you I'd note it c:
User avatar #41 to #39 - nyxeos (11/16/2014) [-]
Thanks to you too! I've gotten three happy birthdays on here from that post, definitely one of the better moments I've had here on FJ haha.
User avatar #42 to #41 - wolfypolli (11/16/2014) [-]
Awesome! Hope you have a great birthday.
#38 - putindispencerhere ONLINE (11/16/2014) [-]
Happy Birthday Nyxeos!
Hoping you don't kill yourself and instead have a nice day, I remembered
Putindispencerhere



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User avatar #40 to #38 - nyxeos (11/16/2014) [-]
Thanks! I did not kill myself, and am having a pretty good day. You have a good day too.
#23 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
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#22 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
Eeeeeee who would have guessed lady boners would get me a new friend!
Eeeeeee who would have guessed lady boners would get me a new friend!
User avatar #31 to #22 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
Lady boners and vodka.

Pretty sure that's all I have in common with my best friend.
User avatar #32 to #31 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
What else would you need?
User avatar #33 to #32 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
That's the point. Absolutely nothing.
User avatar #34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
Maybe some hot buttery pancakes and no regrets, that makes for a good night
User avatar #35 to #34 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
There's always more you can add. Like chocolate. You asked what you needed
#37 to #35 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
We can always add more! >:3

I ******* hate the emoticons on this website.
User avatar #36 to #35 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
*insert less angry looking face*
User avatar #24 to #22 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
oh
User avatar #26 to #24 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
Strange how life works out Twi...
#27 to #26 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
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I gave this worm too much acid
#28 to #27 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
I gave this acid too much funk
I gave this acid too much funk
#29 to #28 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 - roll (09/09/2013) [-]
rip
#19 - prestonjohns (12/11/2012) [-]
Feel free to send me whatever you don't want lol.
i would make a trade. but you would accept other trades that would throw mine off.
User avatar #20 to #19 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
Well everyone is just bidding one FJ point, so it's really just a matter of first come first serve lol.

So figure out which item(s) you want and send an offer :P
User avatar #11 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
Would you be willing to part with those badges?
User avatar #12 to #11 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
I could care less about the badges lmfao
User avatar #14 to #12 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
Could I have them?
User avatar #15 to #14 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
If I had a Kristen Stewart already... I'd say yes... because then I'd be done collecting.

But until then, I still need to build up. Sorry.

Make someone sell me a Kristen Stewart and then you can have them lol
User avatar #16 to #15 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
Aight good luck with that xD
User avatar #17 to #16 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
So I was looking through your items, what would you want for a scribe?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
badges.
User avatar #13 to #12 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
So make me an offer basically
#7 - murderouswaffle (12/09/2012) [-]
Thanks <3
User avatar #8 to #7 - nyxeos (12/09/2012) [-]
lol no problem. Thanks to you too. I'm not interested in saving up a bunch of stuff, so those items are better for me anyways :)
#9 to #8 - murderouswaffle (12/09/2012) [-]
Well good, that helped me out quite a bit as well :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - nyxeos (12/09/2012) [-]
Well I just got a bunch more rocks or gems or whatever (lol) from the chest I just opened, want to buy them to?
User avatar #6 - superpower (12/08/2012) [-]
Nope, nothing
User avatar #5 - jjristine (12/08/2012) [-]
3 raw gems=1 uncut gem 3 uncut gems=1 cut gem 100 cut gems+ recipe=special gem
User avatar #3 - xturboxx (12/06/2012) [-]
5 thumbs from me, hope I helped:)
User avatar #4 to #3 - nyxeos (12/06/2012) [-]
You did. Thanks :)
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