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| Gender: | female |
| Age: | 22 |
| Date Signed Up: | 12/06/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/13/2016 |
| Location: | Canada |
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| Content Level Progress: | 51% (51/100) Level 138 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry |
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| Content Views: | 183745 |
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| #81 - That was the idea. Biting happens to be a personal favou… [+] (4 new replies) | 09/30/2015 on Poor little Mac | +1 |
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| #79 - I came to FJ because a friend of mine shared a lot of posts fr… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/30/2015 on Poor little Mac | +4 |
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| #77 - I don't believe so... [+] (2 new replies) | 09/30/2015 on Poor little Mac | 0 |
| Hmm.. See, cause.. I know someone who does martial arts, and she's punched herself in the boob. Honestly I don't see how it can happen. | ||
| #34 - Fortunately the times I have been punched in the tit have no c… [+] (4 new replies) | 09/29/2015 on Poor little Mac | 0 |
| Hmm.. See, cause.. I know someone who does martial arts, and she's punched herself in the boob. Honestly I don't see how it can happen. | ||
| #30 - Well, hopefully the girl on the other end of that has a really… [+] (6 new replies) | 09/29/2015 on Poor little Mac | +36 |
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| #25 - lol, I did not pick up on that. Please do not punch a girl in … [+] (20 new replies) | 09/29/2015 on Poor little Mac | +43 |
| Well, i wouldn't have ACTUALLY punched if we were in person, or well, probably a soft slow-mo punch, to reeeeeally get in the feel~ phew, good, because i like being a bit mean~ Well shit, i got a new friend like that right now. Shit, i get RESULTS! | ||
| #23 - I am sure, and I do mind. I have been punched in the tit, also… [+] (25 new replies) | 09/29/2015 on Poor little Mac | +29 |
| wait wait wait, you were an athlete and youre a girl, what the fuck went wrong for you to end up on fj? I came to FJ because a friend of mine shared a lot of posts from here to facebook. I ended up making an account since back then you needed one to roll, and one of the posts he shared was a rolling game. And the obviously I could never leave again, I was trapped. That and out of the few funny picture sites I looked at at the time, FJ was the most user friendly and had the best comment section. I mean it's also one of the worst comment sections, but it usually has it's funny moments. Ok, i was trying to make a blunt sexual advance but it seems i ran against a wall here. Im sorry for your pain~ Well, i wouldn't have ACTUALLY punched if we were in person, or well, probably a soft slow-mo punch, to reeeeeally get in the feel~ phew, good, because i like being a bit mean~ Well shit, i got a new friend like that right now. Shit, i get RESULTS! | ||
| #91 - Where are you from? My town has like 2000 people, so it's pret… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/29/2015 on Bravery | 0 |
| #27 - Oh okay. Watercolour is cool. As is Alice in Wonderland lol. I… [+] (3 new replies) | 09/29/2015 on Master Race | 0 |
| #3 - Getting punched in the tit does hurt though [+] (74 new replies) | 09/29/2015 on Poor little Mac | +204 |
| Getting punched in the ovaries is possible. Have to aim just right. Usually easier to kick. #35 -
anon (09/29/2015) [-] It shouldn't really hurt as a dude though. Unless you have some serious gynecomastia >Jewish. >Has the name "Conquistador". Someone's failed their geography and history classes. Do you know how rare married lesbian couples are?. of course he assumed you were a guy when talking about your "wife" #56 -
anon (09/30/2015) [-] How could you forget? She's like the funnyjunk lesbian because she doesn't shut up about it. Hmm.. See, cause.. I know someone who does martial arts, and she's punched herself in the boob. Honestly I don't see how it can happen. wait wait wait, you were an athlete and youre a girl, what the fuck went wrong for you to end up on fj? I came to FJ because a friend of mine shared a lot of posts from here to facebook. I ended up making an account since back then you needed one to roll, and one of the posts he shared was a rolling game. And the obviously I could never leave again, I was trapped. That and out of the few funny picture sites I looked at at the time, FJ was the most user friendly and had the best comment section. I mean it's also one of the worst comment sections, but it usually has it's funny moments. Ok, i was trying to make a blunt sexual advance but it seems i ran against a wall here. Im sorry for your pain~ Well, i wouldn't have ACTUALLY punched if we were in person, or well, probably a soft slow-mo punch, to reeeeeally get in the feel~ phew, good, because i like being a bit mean~ Well shit, i got a new friend like that right now. Shit, i get RESULTS! Try getting shot 3 times in the balls with a paintball gun, on the plus side I save a lot on condoms. cause I never get laid Looks like you need to... Grow some balls I also can not be punched in the boobs, seeing as I lack breasts and I am not fat enough to develop man boobs. Though I can imagine it hurts samus is such a tough badass that she brushes it off like I brush off the bitter loneliness. with surprising ease. #9 -
friendofaf (09/29/2015) [-] Wait I thought Sammus had one of her games and like, she couldn't use certain abilities because some bloke told her she wasn't allowed. That doesn't sound very badass to me #10 -
imadeafjfornsfw (09/29/2015) [-] That game doesn't count. It was written by idiots who never played a Metroid game or read the manga. #20 -
thatguyfromthepark (09/29/2015) [-] No, DmC was made by Ninja Theory, which is based in England. The people behind that "metroid" game was Team Ninja. I can understand the confusion. | ||
| #24 - From what I understand, vorephilia is a fetish to be eaten ali… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/29/2015 on Bravery | 0 |
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| #117 - Comment deleted | 09/29/2015 on THAT RHYME -- LOL | +5 |
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| #101 - Comment deleted [+] (2 new replies) | 09/29/2015 on THAT RHYME -- LOL | +9 |
| #3 - For non-Canadians and Canadians who know literally nothi… | 09/29/2015 on Canada's options are open. | 0 |
| #16 - I would have been in a sorority, and I really wasn't the soror… | 09/28/2015 on Senior VS Freshmen Girls at... | 0 |
| #5 - I am not and I do not have that either. But ya know I have a g… [+] (1 new reply) | 09/28/2015 on 90's kid | 0 |
| #3 - This makes me slightly uncomfortable. [+] (5 new replies) | 09/28/2015 on 90's kid | +6 |
| he's on FJ, of course he doesn't have a nice body or lots of money | ||
| #5 - Comment deleted | 09/28/2015 on Reason: Wrong type of phone | 0 |
| #8 - Yes, and the Terry Fox Foundation has continued to raise money… [+] (4 new replies) | 09/28/2015 on Bravery | +35 |
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| #7 - Over $650 million has been raised in his name according to the site. [+] (1 new reply) | 09/28/2015 on Bravery | +4 |
| #11 - Demand. People want their kids to grow up to be tall, and few … | 09/28/2015 on Adopt a Joshlol Today | 0 |
| #20 - **nyxeos used "*roll 1, 0-100*"** **nyxeos rolls 029** | 09/28/2015 on Just Do It | 0 |
| #5 - A fraternity. And before you ask what that is, haven't y… [+] (3 new replies) | 09/28/2015 on Senior VS Freshmen Girls at... | 0 |
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anon (09/28/2015) [-] My knowledge of these things are worse than the dirt I sleep in Thank you very much for making this clear to me. And no, those aren't my kind of movies so I don't watch them | ||
| #3 - A party at a frat. [+] (5 new replies) | 09/28/2015 on Senior VS Freshmen Girls at... | 0 |
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anon (09/28/2015) [-] My knowledge of these things are worse than the dirt I sleep in Thank you very much for making this clear to me. And no, those aren't my kind of movies so I don't watch them | ||
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Well, while still awesome, I do have to laugh at the fact that you purposefully described your wand as shooting off prematurely haha. And hey, if you're looking for more to do feel free to make me a wand and I will forever think you're awesome. No pressure though, it'd just be something cool to have.
The only reason I could do this was because it was simple, but I'd gladly try! Remind me of what wand you've got, and what kind of design you have in mind and I'll try to make something out of it.
Oh and my username is CloakRune13693, if you feel like adding me.
Oh and my username is CloakRune13693, if you feel like adding me.
11 3/4 inches, Apple wood with unicorn hair core and rigid. I don't have anything in mind really since I'd be happy with anything, but maybe something a little more natural than yours? If that makes sense. I added you, and feel free to message me with more questions if you want more direction, but it's honestly up to you because you're amazing for just doing it haha.
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anon (02/04/2015) [-]
Man, I will try to work on it but I have realized how bad Pottermore tests are. Reading up on all wood types, I realize how important the personality is, and how little the tests says about your personality. My wand, and my friend's, doesn't fit at all.
In other words, it's better to go through all types of wood, pick a couple which ideal master fits you to at least some degree, ask those who know you the best which one of those fits you best, then make up your mind depending on what they say.
So, with that in mind I discussed with my friends and my family, and concluded that Red Oak or Dogwood fit me best, which means I must re-design my own wand. However, while I do that I'll try to do yous at the same time
In other words, it's better to go through all types of wood, pick a couple which ideal master fits you to at least some degree, ask those who know you the best which one of those fits you best, then make up your mind depending on what they say.
So, with that in mind I discussed with my friends and my family, and concluded that Red Oak or Dogwood fit me best, which means I must re-design my own wand. However, while I do that I'll try to do yous at the same time
Well apple does fit me relatively well. I don't consider myself particularly charming, but I get along with anyone. And I do really love animals. Cedar would work really well for me too, as would ash, both because I am really stubborn/loyal (hence the rigid aspect, and even the unicorn core). So you can take what you want from that.
And no worries about my wand. It's completely on your schedule, like I said before I'm just happy to get one, so I don't mind waiting.
And no worries about my wand. It's completely on your schedule, like I said before I'm just happy to get one, so I don't mind waiting.
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deadfork (11/21/2014) [-]
Happy (late) birthday, birthday buddy! I didnt forget i was just letting the moment ferment
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kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
Eeeeeee who would have guessed lady boners would get me a new friend!
Maybe some hot buttery pancakes and no regrets, that makes for a good night
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prestonjohns (12/11/2012) [-]
Feel free to send me whatever you don't want lol.
i would make a trade. but you would accept other trades that would throw mine off.
i would make a trade. but you would accept other trades that would throw mine off.
