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Date Signed Up:12/06/2012
Last Login:10/24/2014
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#1160 - **nyxeos rolls 765,223,602** I don't plan on winning, but ma… 7 hours ago on Free Steam 0
#32 - You are correct. For reference, this is an Alaskan malamute on… 7 hours ago on Dogs Imitate Baby 0
#163 - Just because something is a carnivore does not mean it is inca…  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on Paradog 0
User avatar #164 - grebllejk (23 minutes ago) [-]
I'm not saying they can't digest it, but they aren't designed to. I feed my dog some kind of meat sausage, as opposed to dry dog food, I find it gives her a nice coat (which is a good sign of health), and she seems to enjoy it more. That's how dogs are meant to get their minerals, obtaining them from eating the flesh of a herbivore. If you feel that what you give your dog is what's best for it and it's healthy, then go ahead
#88 - My dog likes vegetables. We mix in some of whatever scraps are…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2014 on Paradog 0
User avatar #160 - grebllejk (20 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough, but they are carnivores, they don't really digest it
User avatar #163 - nyxeos (9 hours ago) [-]
Just because something is a carnivore does not mean it is incapable of digesting anything but meat. Dogs have evolved a lot over the years. There are certainly some foods to avoid, like garlic, onions, and grapes. That being said, there are a variety of fruits and vegetables that dogs are entirely capable of ingesting, will potentially enjoy eating, and can have some nutritional benefits for them. All dry dog foods are a combination of products, not just meat.
User avatar #164 - grebllejk (23 minutes ago) [-]
I'm not saying they can't digest it, but they aren't designed to. I feed my dog some kind of meat sausage, as opposed to dry dog food, I find it gives her a nice coat (which is a good sign of health), and she seems to enjoy it more. That's how dogs are meant to get their minerals, obtaining them from eating the flesh of a herbivore. If you feel that what you give your dog is what's best for it and it's healthy, then go ahead
#102 - Well in North America the average height of a girl is 5'4, and…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on Dan! 2 0
User avatar #103 - krazykorn (10/21/2014) [-]
I live in Indiana... idk, I guess I just have tall friends
#41 - The approximate dog "age" also depends on weight. Ob…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Your Dog's Actual Age 0
User avatar #50 - midnightdove (10/21/2014) [-]
Not necessarily. The age is the same regardless of weight, just like an obese person. The health conditions weigh more on it, though.
#99 - If you just woke up, it's 4:30am, there's no lights on, and yo… 10/20/2014 on Productivity 0
#80 - The difference is in pooing. Girls have to put it down to pee …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Productivity 0
User avatar #98 - iamkagji (10/20/2014) [-]
Maybe look at the toilet before just plopping your ass down on it?
User avatar #99 - nyxeos (10/20/2014) [-]
If you just woke up, it's 4:30am, there's no lights on, and you have to piss, sometimes the thought doesn't cross your mind. The toilet is always in the same place, it doesn't come to mind it may have moved, so there's no reason to look.
#5 - That's actually the scene I was watching when I realized I was…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Olivia Wilde +1
#6 - plwmar (10/20/2014) [-]
#10 - Happy Cat 10/19/2014 on Anime Name: Try It +9

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#23 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
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**twi rolled a random comment #6478494 posted by rihardololz at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
#22 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
Eeeeeee who would have guessed lady boners would get me a new friend!
Eeeeeee who would have guessed lady boners would get me a new friend!
User avatar #31 to #22 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
Lady boners and vodka.

Pretty sure that's all I have in common with my best friend.
User avatar #32 to #31 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
What else would you need?
User avatar #33 to #32 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
That's the point. Absolutely nothing.
User avatar #34 to #33 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
Maybe some hot buttery pancakes and no regrets, that makes for a good night
User avatar #35 to #34 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
There's always more you can add. Like chocolate. You asked what you needed
#37 to #35 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
We can always add more! >:3

I ******* hate the emoticons on this website.
User avatar #36 to #35 - nyxeos (11/03/2013) [-]
*insert less angry looking face*
User avatar #24 to #22 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
oh
User avatar #26 to #24 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
Strange how life works out Twi...
#27 to #26 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
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I gave this worm too much acid
#28 to #27 - kitsunemochalite (11/03/2013) [-]
I gave this acid too much funk
I gave this acid too much funk
#29 to #28 - twi (11/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 - roll (09/09/2013) [-]
rip
#19 - prestonjohns (12/11/2012) [-]
Feel free to send me whatever you don't want lol.
i would make a trade. but you would accept other trades that would throw mine off.
User avatar #20 to #19 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
Well everyone is just bidding one FJ point, so it's really just a matter of first come first serve lol.

So figure out which item(s) you want and send an offer :P
User avatar #11 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
Would you be willing to part with those badges?
User avatar #12 to #11 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
I could care less about the badges lmfao
User avatar #14 to #12 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
Could I have them?
User avatar #15 to #14 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
If I had a Kristen Stewart already... I'd say yes... because then I'd be done collecting.

But until then, I still need to build up. Sorry.

Make someone sell me a Kristen Stewart and then you can have them lol
User avatar #16 to #15 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
Aight good luck with that xD
User avatar #17 to #16 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
So I was looking through your items, what would you want for a scribe?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ZakuMagician (12/11/2012) [-]
badges.
User avatar #13 to #12 - nyxeos (12/11/2012) [-]
So make me an offer basically
#7 - murderouswaffle (12/09/2012) [-]
Thanks <3
User avatar #8 to #7 - nyxeos (12/09/2012) [-]
lol no problem. Thanks to you too. I'm not interested in saving up a bunch of stuff, so those items are better for me anyways :)
#9 to #8 - murderouswaffle (12/09/2012) [-]
Well good, that helped me out quite a bit as well :)
User avatar #10 to #9 - nyxeos (12/09/2012) [-]
Well I just got a bunch more rocks or gems or whatever (lol) from the chest I just opened, want to buy them to?
User avatar #6 - superpower (12/08/2012) [-]
Nope, nothing
User avatar #5 - jjristine (12/08/2012) [-]
3 raw gems=1 uncut gem 3 uncut gems=1 cut gem 100 cut gems+ recipe=special gem
User avatar #3 - xturboxx (12/06/2012) [-]
5 thumbs from me, hope I helped:)
User avatar #4 to #3 - nyxeos (12/06/2012) [-]
You did. Thanks :)
User avatar #1 - TheExile (12/06/2012) [-]
Thumbs everywhere for you, ma'am. ^.^

All 5 in 24 hours. I'll thumb you everyday until you can roll. (And people say we're mean....)
User avatar #2 to #1 - nyxeos (12/06/2012) [-]
Oh yay :D Thanks kind stranger :) I'll be sure to send some thumbs up your way whenever I see you around
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