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nyuORlucy

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Date Signed Up:4/08/2010
Last Login:3/28/2015
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#26 - theres no customize tab for me  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on Cool Trick I Found 0
User avatar #29 - nyuORlucy (03/20/2015) [-]
figured it out. right click on folder and select open folder location before customizing it
#8 - i just say i know the risks and i always wear a condom ev… 03/20/2015 on Drink or Smoke 0
#18 - fear of ones sexuality being questioned. It's generally gay fo… 03/19/2015 on Patriarchy Prostate +1
#3 - last time i went to the doctor she asked me if i was sexually …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2015 on Drink or Smoke +5
User avatar #7 - johnnygat (03/20/2015) [-]
How does it feel to be a liar?
User avatar #5 - bossmanholms (03/20/2015) [-]
Yeah then they lecture you on being sexually responsible, you can never win.
User avatar #8 - nyuORlucy (03/20/2015) [-]
i just say i know the risks and i always wear a condom even though its onlt 50% but eh
#7 - i like how the moms like, "i dont care if my children … 03/19/2015 on gotta go fast +5
#115 - all they needed to hear was 14 year old girl and rape  [+] (7 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Ready for some top notch rage? +10
User avatar #126 - nustix (03/18/2015) [-]
Fuck having a lawyer, who has experience, who hears stories like that all the time and who actually studied to make such judgement calls. Let's take your average person who is easily influenced and who will always make decisions even though they only heard one side of the story, seems like a solid system.
User avatar #134 - twofreegerbils (03/18/2015) [-]
I don't think you understand what a lawyer does or why you have one.

I think the word you are looking for is judge.

You don't know a whole lot, do you?
User avatar #137 - nustix (03/18/2015) [-]
Sorry, messed up. English is not my first language and I hear these terms so much through each other I changed them around. Yes I was talking about a judge. But your reaction was pretty rude. Change the word lawyer to judge and it makes sense.
User avatar #140 - twofreegerbils (03/18/2015) [-]
Ok, so in your opinion, someone's fate can be decided by ONE PERSON? Who might deem them guilty because they are a closet racist? Who might deem them guilty because they are in a bad mood? Who might deem them guilty because he didn't like the way the defendant looked at him?

Yes. That's clearly a much better system.
User avatar #200 - karenoniks (03/18/2015) [-]
It ain't one person (at least in Poland), there are side-judges that help the main judge, of course main judge has the last word but completely ignoring your side-judges might lead to some serious consequences, and nobody likes that.
Jury system is completely retarded, justice ain't a democracy you niggers (I know that it must be 100% but the pressure from majority leads to domination), people are stupid, if they are unproffesionals, they don't know how human mind works, they never went to law school then they shouldn't be allowed to judge, all they need to see is tears and a sobby story to believe "rape victims".
Polish justice system is pretty stupid, but American one takes the cake for worst idea in the world.
#184 - anonymous (03/18/2015) [-]
Too be fair not all cases get a jury, and when the prosecutor, judge, and police are all poker buds your pretty much fucked unless your lawyer also knows the judge.
User avatar #144 - nustix (03/18/2015) [-]
It doesn't get decided by one person, firstly the Prosecutor will most likely suggest a penalty the judge doesn't have to abide by it, but he won't disregard it either. Secondly in criminal law over here there's always 3 judges. And if the prosecuted still disagrees he can always appeal twice. I preffer this system where I know the judge will make the judgement call out of experience, even if he is a closet racist I still have more chance than against a jury which is most likely flat out racist.
#164 - girls are bad at measuring by eye. get ready for a rumor about… 03/18/2015 on Even brighter than the... 0
#9 - dont put your foot on my cock and we wont have any trouble 03/18/2015 on Name your fetish -1
#36 - that butterface 03/18/2015 on Cringe #8 0
#16 - it was dump ice and donate 10 dollars or dont dump ice and don… 03/17/2015 on Charlie Sheen 0
#9 - i never thought of what happens. ive ran naked and they flop e… 03/17/2015 on (untitled) +3
#60 - it's a fun song to listen to it was never intended to be very … 03/17/2015 on awe Boom, boom, boom Even... 0
#87 - awe ya 6 inches reporting in 03/17/2015 on Even brighter than the... +2
#81 - fealt discussted with myself half way through  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Childhood delusions 0
User avatar #82 - krobeles (03/17/2015) [-]
Eh. I think I've masturbated to worse. This ones drawn, too, so no harm no foul.
#78 - I've read that...it's really ****** up  [+] (4 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Childhood delusions 0
User avatar #118 - biohazardben (03/18/2015) [-]
may i ask for sauce?
User avatar #80 - krobeles (03/17/2015) [-]
...Dont pretend you didn't fap...
User avatar #81 - nyuORlucy (03/17/2015) [-]
fealt discussted with myself half way through
User avatar #82 - krobeles (03/17/2015) [-]
Eh. I think I've masturbated to worse. This ones drawn, too, so no harm no foul.
#5 - my bad 03/17/2015 on patrick explains thresh 0
#24 - al the things she said by TATU if you were wondering the music as well 03/17/2015 on john lennon sets it straight 0
#68 - read knife as kiddy, though FJ what are you doin? 03/17/2015 on Knife Porn 2 0
#51 - the one with catherine brings up a thought. would you rath…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Best of FB break-ups 0
#68 - bibbity (03/17/2015) [-]
I don't suffer from premature ejaculation and I have no trouble keeping my dick as hard as a rock. It would be great were it not for the sub par size of the thing.
User avatar #61 - armageddonite (03/17/2015) [-]
It wont go down at all unless i leave it alone for a half hour. Fapping does not make the boner go away.
User avatar #56 - pieliker (03/17/2015) [-]
I have the issue of taking too long, but it remains a full fledged erection. I think I went for almost 2 hours once. Not really that fun for me. Jerking off takes an average amount of time for some reason.
User avatar #55 - phunkyzilla (03/17/2015) [-]
I have a in between issue. I cum fast sometimes. but sometimes my dick isn't at full girth. Maybe I should find better partners
#256 - my mistake you're right 03/17/2015 on Unfortunate truth 0
#3 - pfft mobafire  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2015 on patrick explains thresh 0
User avatar #4 - ohkirby (03/17/2015) [-]
The joke was that it's mobafire guides
User avatar #5 - nyuORlucy (03/17/2015) [-]
my bad
#252 - in my opinion firefighters are the greatest heroes in america  [+] (6 new replies) 03/17/2015 on Unfortunate truth +1
User avatar #283 - dammriver (03/17/2015) [-]
There's plenty of other people to respect, as well. Sure, firefighters run in and do a lot of rescue, but EMS personnel are right up there with them. LEO's are up there, too, since (whether you think so or not) they would die to protect someone in a heartbeat. The few that are bad put a name on them all.
#276 - secretmouse (03/17/2015) [-]
#284 - dammriver (03/17/2015) [-]
Chicago Fire, I applaud you sir.
#313 - secretmouse (03/18/2015) [-]
User avatar #255 - theshinypen (03/17/2015) [-]
Fact.
User avatar #256 - nyuORlucy (03/17/2015) [-]
my mistake you're right
#251 - and when patrolling penn station 03/17/2015 on Unfortunate truth +1
#559 - don't ever contact me again 03/15/2015 on nyuORlucy's profile 0
#111 - i have a solution to your problem. do them both at the same time 03/15/2015 on Ellie +10

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User avatar #558 - admin (03/15/2015) [-]
hey there, it's Admin. This is a copy/paste message but I went on your profile personally to post this.

I'm asking for help.
1) Site is having server issues and there's nothing I can do about it
2) Site is losing traffic and users, which makes me sad because this site is my baby and FJers are the only friend and family I have.
3) My life is falling apart (no one's fault but my own) and the only family I have is dying or going away.

It's all my fault and I take full responsibility. I think whining and blaming others is dumb. I'm just asking you to keep visiting the site and post frequently. I don't want my baby to die.

Thanks.
User avatar #559 to #558 - nyuORlucy (03/15/2015) [-]
don't ever contact me again
User avatar #555 - tortus (01/31/2015) [-]
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User avatar #556 to #555 - tortus (01/31/2015) [-]
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User avatar #554 - jomgor (10/30/2014) [-]
your a hero among scoundrels friend, your sacrifice will always be remembered!
User avatar #553 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
User avatar #552 - breadposter (07/04/2014) [-]
rest in bred
User avatar #535 - psychadelicace (04/02/2014) [-]
What did you post that got you banned?
User avatar #536 to #535 - nyuORlucy (04/05/2014) [-]
i dumped my feets folder and a couple of the pictures were kinda loli
User avatar #540 to #536 - tylosaurus (05/31/2014) [-]
I like feetsies.
#541 to #540 - nyuORlucy (05/31/2014) [-]
ill post some later on the hentai board watch out for them
#542 to #541 - tylosaurus (05/31/2014) [-]
Sometimes I wish I could give myself a footjob.
User avatar #543 to #542 - nyuORlucy (05/31/2014) [-]
stretch *****
#544 to #543 - tylosaurus (05/31/2014) [-]
That's impossibru.
I can only share my lovely feet with other people's genitalia.
User avatar #545 to #544 - nyuORlucy (05/31/2014) [-]
im available
#546 to #545 - tylosaurus (05/31/2014) [-]
Oh. I'd give you one, sure. You're just not here.
User avatar #547 to #546 - nyuORlucy (05/31/2014) [-]
we can still use our imagination
User avatar #549 to #548 - nyuORlucy (05/31/2014) [-]
well then
User avatar #537 to #536 - psychadelicace (04/05/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind
User avatar #534 - honeyglazedbabiess **User deleted account** (03/16/2014) [-]
I accidentally deleted a comment you made on one of my post while trying to delete You need to login to view this link sorry dont hate me
#532 - Proximity (12/07/2013) [-]
I don't think you'd remember me, but I remembered your name so I typed that into the user thing.

Hello there
User avatar #533 to #532 - nyuORlucy (12/07/2013) [-]
um...hi
#530 - miia ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Nyuu?
#528 - valeriailse (10/03/2013) [-]
Sorry for what happened .

PM me if you create a new account.
#525 - goldendarkness **User deleted account** (09/12/2013) [-]
Nice profile picture
Nice profile picture
User avatar #524 - sargentcucumber (08/31/2013) [-]
Rip in peace
User avatar #438 - brolewski (07/09/2013) [-]
Hey. Can you get on steam?
#407 - brolewski (07/01/2013) [-]
I am craving you right now. listening to this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziU36CDT1wU
#369 - wildikdog ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
I like your profile pic.Disregard caption, this is the only pic of lucy i have.
User avatar #345 - cadaverbox (04/13/2013) [-]
nyu you're an architect major
do you like using floorplan?
User avatar #344 - brolewski (04/12/2013) [-]
Hey, I need to talk to you about something very serious. Please talk to me on steam as soon as you can!
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