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#60 - Comment deleted 08/24/2014 on Aloha Snackbar! 0
#6 - I didn't need to see that. 08/19/2014 on Superman's cape +5
#1 - Picture 08/17/2014 on I love gay animals +31
#1 - Picture  [+] (49 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Batman is not a baby +163
#75 - joanlive (08/18/2014) [-]
Technically you are right, but still...
#65 - bioconstriculative (08/18/2014) [-]
Iron man has emp proof suits.
User avatar #44 - toosexyforyou (08/18/2014) [-]
One thing Batman fanboys seem to forget is that Superman is actually smarter than Batman, he just doesn't need to use his intelligence to come up with a complicated plan because he can just walk in and tie everyone up before they realize what's happening. Also, Batman has trained Superman in all the martial arts that he knows; however, Batman cannot learn Kryptonian martial arts, so Superman is still stronger even if we were to strip both heroes of everything else.
#29 - endospore (08/18/2014) [-]
I always hated this comparison. Saying "Batman without his powers could beat Iron Man without his powers" is a useless argument. It's like saying "Some random thug with a knife is a better hero than Professor Xavier because without his powers, the thug can beat him up." Or for a real life example, it's like saying War Machine is a better porn star than Christy Mack because he can beat the other one up.

The entire point of heroes is powers. You shouldn't argue that hero A without powers is better than hero B without powers because then you're not talking about heroes any more. And let's ignore the fact that this argument assumes the only thing that matters in heroes is who can win in a fight.
#96 - adamks (08/18/2014) [-]
To be fair, Christy Mack relies waay too much on her powers..
#18 - lolqueen (08/18/2014) [-]
well superman was trained by batman in martial arts and even without the sun he can still power him self for months enough time for him to fly and find another yellow start to recharge in come back within like a week the most.

tony stark is still a genius that can make more suits and can emp proof them easily

i know this is just a pic just saying
#57 - lolqueen (08/18/2014) [-]
well then agian tony can just always shoot batman with you know anything
User avatar #56 - admiralen (08/18/2014) [-]
well, according to iron man 3 tony stark built in self destruct shit in his suits so batman figures out his password and then blows him up, just saiyan
User avatar #98 - toosexyforyou (08/19/2014) [-]
And then Ironman disables the code and puts a bomb inside Batman's butthole. Just saying. We can both make shit up.
User avatar #104 - admiralen (08/19/2014) [-]
its just pretty retarded having a selfdestruct device in the suit youre gonna be wearing.
if anyone figures out some shit to hack it youre dead instantly and people have hacked his suits before
User avatar #46 - megaton (08/18/2014) [-]
all of tonys suits are emp proof
User avatar #11 - ljxjlos (08/18/2014) [-]
Superman has been able to overcome Kryptonite. He could also just destroy Batman before he even comes close enough to use the Kryptonite.

Iron Man has been able to overcome EMPs. Hell, Tony Stark has developed the ability to overcome fucking Magneto. The one villain who basically is Iron Mans humanified, overpowered genius-level kryptonite. Every technical toy that Batman can come up with, Iron man can do twice as good, fast and strong.

Iron Man built his first suit without money - and even without suit and money he´s still a genius. THE genius.

Everyone is dead without the sun. Batman, too.

User avatar #19 - eyemeralds (08/18/2014) [-]
I only thumbed you down because you didn't say Mag-fuckin'-neto
#13 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
So what you're saying is that the writer is the most powerful hero.
User avatar #14 - ljxjlos (08/18/2014) [-]
Obviously, yes.

Good way to word it, man.
#8 - adamks (08/18/2014) [-]
Batman - sun = dead though. Not really a fair equation.
User avatar #27 - commontroll (08/18/2014) [-]
But if Batman was on a planet with a red sun along with Superman, then Superman would be pepsi.
User avatar #99 - toosexyforyou (08/19/2014) [-]
Superman would still be stronger and smarter than Batman under a red sun, what's your point?
User avatar #101 - commontroll (08/19/2014) [-]
No he wouldn't. Kryptonians are only super strength and all under a yellow sun. Batman is an expert in martial arts and always has gadgets and such. He's also incredibly smart and is equal in stature and size with Kent. Odds are Superman doesn't keep weapons on his person in case he loses his powers.
User avatar #102 - toosexyforyou (08/19/2014) [-]
Alright, you do know that Superman is trained in every single martial art that Batman is trained in right? In addition to that, Batman cannot learn Kryptonian martial arts. You also do know that Superman is a genius, right? He simply doesn't have to use his intellect to come up with the plans that Batman does because he can do any job that Batman plans out in less than a second.

What really takes the cake here is that you still give Batman his gadgets in this hypothetical scenario. You stripped Superman of all his powers and everything that makes him Superman and yet you left Batman at full strength. You realize how stupid you are doing that, right? It makes sense though, if you took away Batman's gadgets, you know that he would lose to Superman under a red sun. If they both had Batman's gadgets under a red sun, Batman would still lose because Superman is still stronger and smarter.
User avatar #103 - commontroll (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm saying that Superman's strengths are more conditional than Batman's. Batman's got more limits, but it's hard for him to not be at the same strength as he usually is.

Believe me I know Batman's not the best hero ever or whatever, but you're selling him short too. All I was doing was correcting the person's statement, who thought that it meant without the sun Superman has no powers, and letting them know it's without a yellow sun.
#3 - applescryatnight (08/18/2014) [-]
>implying ironman doesnt have defenses against emps
>implying superman isnt a master in multiple different martial arts
>implying batman needs money to do his thing
#45 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
>Martial arts

Puhlease. His only move is megaton punch.
User avatar #15 - heartlessrobot (08/18/2014) [-]
Ironman is also very good at MMA, and is skilled with multiple different weapons. Only time batman beats someone when they have a gun is when he takes them by surprise.
User avatar #50 - kinginyellow (08/18/2014) [-]
Plus Tony also embedded himself with extremis, turning his mind into a computer basically.
#95 - applescryatnight (08/18/2014) [-]
i was gonna add that, however i couldnt find a source that clearly stated if he still has it.
some people say it was removed, but it is a part of his genetic material, so he may still have it. id have to go through every ironman comic since he got extremis to verify.
User avatar #97 - kinginyellow (08/18/2014) [-]
The latest I've read is Most Wanted Man, where he wipes the superhero database and it also means wiping his entire brain until he can't function properly.
#9 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
Superman isn't actually good at conventional martial arts, all his skills in fighting revolve around using his enormous strength.

Everybody says superman sucks because he's overpowered, but so many people forget that superman still only has the mind of an average man.
User avatar #100 - toosexyforyou (08/19/2014) [-]
Superman is actually smarter than Batman, he just doesn't need to use his intelligence to come up with a plan to tie up a bunch of robbers without killing them, he can do that in less than a second.
User avatar #12 - cptmongtard (08/18/2014) [-]
He's a master in Kryptonian Fighting and Boxing
User avatar #10 - ljxjlos (08/18/2014) [-]
He doesn´t, tho - it´s been stated quite often that he´s a genius, himself - especially a genius tactician.
User avatar #47 - admiralen (08/18/2014) [-]
hahahahahaha, good one
User avatar #48 - ljxjlos (08/18/2014) [-]
It´s a fact - that´s why everybody except fanboys realizes that he´s superior to Batman in every aspect.
User avatar #49 - admiralen (08/18/2014) [-]
haha, ive literally never EVER seen superman using strategies, EVER
User avatar #51 - ljxjlos (08/18/2014) [-]
He´s the leader of the Justice League. I don´t read too much DC, but successfully leading the Justice League to victory makes him quite a leader and strategist.
User avatar #55 - admiralen (08/18/2014) [-]
dont mean he makes any decisions except for like, go after that guy whos doing that.
besides pretty much everything in justice league is just them doin their own thing with a bunch of other people.
#70 - jamiemsm (08/18/2014) [-]
"besides pretty much everything in justice league is just them doin their own thing"

someone only know justice league by the tv cartoon
User avatar #71 - admiralen (08/18/2014) [-]
so thats not canon?
#73 - jamiemsm (08/18/2014) [-]
its canon in the animated DC universe.

but try to read justice league instead and tell me that superman is really just a high IQ hulk again.
User avatar #80 - admiralen (08/18/2014) [-]
im pretty sure the animated and the comics are supposed to be the same universe at different times though, and if thats the case he had to fucking learn to use his brain and that makes him stupid
#83 - jamiemsm (08/18/2014) [-]
im not 100% sure here so dont quote me on it, but i think the animated universe is just based on the comics, because they have story arcs that are the same as in the comics but just simplified to fit a 20 minutes episode, or 2-3 20 minute episodes as it often is with the big story arcs, and they also simplified alot of the characters, aka the weaker and dumper superman, none of the characters from the animated is actually as cool as in the comics

the biggest reason batman is still really cool is because of the iconic Kevin Conroy, just like people love the joker alot more when luke skywalker voices him : )
User avatar #86 - admiralen (08/18/2014) [-]
just saiyan in any rendition ive seen him he acts like a dumb idealistic brute who cant think of the consequenses
#87 - jamiemsm (08/18/2014) [-]
yeah sadly there are alot of those too.

but i promise you that the smallville version of supes is the furthes away from how he can be in the best comics

but either way my favorite character is actually your avatar.
green arrow is awesome, and even though alot of people hate the show i really look forward to season 3 of arrow to see some more live action badass Green arrow (or just arrow as the show call him)
User avatar #88 - admiralen (08/18/2014) [-]
i approve, even in smallville my favorite character was green arrow, and next was lex luthor since he was actually a pretty nice guy.
seriously clark treated him like shit and whined about his morals all the time, then any time he needs money help its straight to lexs place, he goes crazy? straight to lexs place, either steal his shit or wreck it
#89 - jamiemsm (08/18/2014) [-]
yeah i like the smallville version for alot of reasons too. firstly like you said, he is actually very nice often and show human emotions, also what makes him "evil" or what we should call it, is the feeling of being left alone.
i mean even his father in smallville was a dick to him all his life, suddenly he turns good and caring, wich is all good if he had just done it to his son instead of clark.
3rd reason is Michael rosenbaum, and that alone should be reason enough tbh
User avatar #90 - admiralen (08/18/2014) [-]
i like the series even though clark is an asshat in it
User avatar #4 - masdercheef (08/18/2014) [-]
Well, he's somehow got to keep all of his equipment and facilities properly maintained. Shit costs money, yo. Besides, you think the development for that EMP gun (let alone acquiring it) or getting Kryptonite was cheap?
#5 - applescryatnight (08/18/2014) [-]
my point is, he doesnt need facilities or expensive equipment to be the batman.
batman minus money and suit, is just poor batman, not regular martial artist.
#7 - cantexplain (08/18/2014) [-]
"poor batman"
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