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#25 - bayinetta (02/18/2015) [-]
Top 5 best tips I can give    
   
1) Sensuality is Key. ~ Girls like to feel that heir man is interested, but not to the point where it's overbearing. Use light, sensual strokes on occasion, (such as down the side of her face or her cheek.    
   
2) The neck is a game changer - If you think you both are in the mood an easy way to get past the awkwardness of having to go in for the kill, be playful. Kiss her cheek multiple times in rapid succession  then slow down quite a bit along her jaw line. Aim your kisses so that they are felt completely and do not rush, getting slower and more passionate as you approach the neck.   
   
3) HANDS  - This ties in with the first point. It's a no brainer to have your hands somewhere on her while you guys are kissing. But even if you aren't you should always be doing something with them based on the mood. For instance, if things are calm and sweet, cup her face or light hold her chin before you kiss her. If things are getting hot and racey, make sure that one of your hands is interlocking with hers. Strokes along the face, back, collarbones, chest, and arms are also greatly appreciated when seeing her naked the first time. (Make it seem like you're studying the most beautiful creature you've ever laid eyes upon)   
   
4) The Look - Whenever you're really feeling for her, and you to are together, the best way to capture what you're feeling is with a look. Specifically, take some time to just study her for a moment, smile and then shake your head slowly (with the smile / half smile still visible.) Once she asks you what's wrong, just say "Nothing. You're just beautiful." You will literally cause her to swoon.   
   
5) Be yourself - There is nothing most females hate more than to be with a guy who's entire persona is a fake reflection comparative to who he is on the inside. If you really want to woo a girl , you need to know that the simplest thing you could ever do is to just show her who you really are. If you give her the realest piece of yourself, this will encourage her to do the same. Do not be afraid to let her see your true colors    
   
Well yeah, I hope these help! If you need anything else you know where to find me. Good luck hun, hope everything goes well.   
Dr.Bay out, Peace.
Top 5 best tips I can give

1) Sensuality is Key. ~ Girls like to feel that heir man is interested, but not to the point where it's overbearing. Use light, sensual strokes on occasion, (such as down the side of her face or her cheek.

2) The neck is a game changer - If you think you both are in the mood an easy way to get past the awkwardness of having to go in for the kill, be playful. Kiss her cheek multiple times in rapid succession then slow down quite a bit along her jaw line. Aim your kisses so that they are felt completely and do not rush, getting slower and more passionate as you approach the neck.

3) HANDS - This ties in with the first point. It's a no brainer to have your hands somewhere on her while you guys are kissing. But even if you aren't you should always be doing something with them based on the mood. For instance, if things are calm and sweet, cup her face or light hold her chin before you kiss her. If things are getting hot and racey, make sure that one of your hands is interlocking with hers. Strokes along the face, back, collarbones, chest, and arms are also greatly appreciated when seeing her naked the first time. (Make it seem like you're studying the most beautiful creature you've ever laid eyes upon)

4) The Look - Whenever you're really feeling for her, and you to are together, the best way to capture what you're feeling is with a look. Specifically, take some time to just study her for a moment, smile and then shake your head slowly (with the smile / half smile still visible.) Once she asks you what's wrong, just say "Nothing. You're just beautiful." You will literally cause her to swoon.

5) Be yourself - There is nothing most females hate more than to be with a guy who's entire persona is a fake reflection comparative to who he is on the inside. If you really want to woo a girl , you need to know that the simplest thing you could ever do is to just show her who you really are. If you give her the realest piece of yourself, this will encourage her to do the same. Do not be afraid to let her see your true colors

Well yeah, I hope these help! If you need anything else you know where to find me. Good luck hun, hope everything goes well.
Dr.Bay out, Peace.
#26 to #25 - nyawgga ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
This is exactly what I needed, I always felt like I could be doing a little bit more, and you definitely opened my eyes.

Thanks Bayinetta

Just curious, feel free to totally ignore; how are you so knowledgable about this?
User avatar #27 to #26 - bayinetta (02/19/2015) [-]
Haha, My pleasure.
To answer your question, I'm a female.
B. I've been with men and women, I know what works and what doesn't.
C. I've spoken with other chicks about **** they dig
D. I love all of these things
User avatar #28 to #27 - bayinetta (02/19/2015) [-]
Also extensive research on how sensuality effects the human conscious. Was an old thesis for an essay for valentines day.
User avatar #29 to #28 - nyawgga ONLINE (02/22/2015) [-]
Cool

Btw she was over at my house last night, and I used like ALL of your tips, it worked pretty well! But something interesting/weird happened.

We were cuddling, playing around, kissing, all that. She takes off my shirt, and she's still wearing a jacket and shirt, so naturally I try to take off the jacket, and she wouldn't let me :/ I'm pretty sure she was just being playful, but it felt pretty weird and disadvantageous to be shirtless while she's still like, fully dressed. Its definitely not because of her self esteem, because I saw her body while she was changing,and she's smoking. And if its because she wanted to take things slow, why would she take MY shirt off xD

For now, I'm not going to text her for a couple of days, I don't want to be ALL OVER her, and I hope she does the same, or else we might get bored of each other. I've been watching couples videos on youtube, seeing different ways to be playful and keep things interesting
#30 to #29 - bayinetta (02/23/2015) [-]
She was most likely playing around, and if she kissed your chest/studied it in anyway then that's definitely the case.    
Don't worry too much about being at a disadvantage, just know that you're turning her on with the amount of skin you choose to show. Also, she wasn't ready. Whether she made the decision to try or not at the end of the day it didn't happen and you can''t really be mad at it. Just continue to adore her all the same.   
Lastly, text her lightly. Do not wait 2+ days max to text her because it will seem like you're not attracted to her. Instead, send her an occasional text like "Hey... Was just thinking about you." or something sensual like that. Or, send her a cheesy pick up line that has a great comedic reference to something in your relationship. It will make her day just a wee bit better.   
   
Lastly, I'm so glad things are working out. She sounds like a lucky one, to have such a sweet boy care about her like you do. Cudos to both of you, again.    
Anyways, Dr.Bay out.   
Peace!
She was most likely playing around, and if she kissed your chest/studied it in anyway then that's definitely the case.
Don't worry too much about being at a disadvantage, just know that you're turning her on with the amount of skin you choose to show. Also, she wasn't ready. Whether she made the decision to try or not at the end of the day it didn't happen and you can''t really be mad at it. Just continue to adore her all the same.
Lastly, text her lightly. Do not wait 2+ days max to text her because it will seem like you're not attracted to her. Instead, send her an occasional text like "Hey... Was just thinking about you." or something sensual like that. Or, send her a cheesy pick up line that has a great comedic reference to something in your relationship. It will make her day just a wee bit better.

Lastly, I'm so glad things are working out. She sounds like a lucky one, to have such a sweet boy care about her like you do. Cudos to both of you, again.
Anyways, Dr.Bay out.
Peace!
User avatar #23 - yiffcario (12/14/2014) [-]
Hey man, can you run me up on a bit more on that app? Like, add to diary? What is that?
I just noticed reminders and what not. I don't know much about it.
User avatar #24 to #23 - nyawgga ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
It's called MyFitnessPal.

Basically it tracks your calories, shows your percentage of protein, carbs, and fats breakdown. If you can get all of them to match, then you are doing exactly what you need to.
User avatar #22 - turtlebaconn ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
#21 - burgemeester (09/01/2014) [-]
WHAT'S GOOD NYAAAWGGGAAAAAA
#19 - longlivevapix (04/24/2014) [-]
You best step off my turf bitch. A 16 year old should not be able to get a gun. Period. 			*******		 faggot.
You best step off my turf bitch. A 16 year old should not be able to get a gun. Period. ******* faggot.
User avatar #20 to #19 - nyawgga ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
THEN TURN ME AWAY BEFORE I TAKE THE TEST! DON'T MAKE ME WASTE 150$ ON THE ******* COURSE
User avatar #18 - betta (12/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #17 - batguy (11/11/2013) [-]
How can you call something ******* garbage when that's all your profile is?
#12 - ThekidsTEN (10/16/2013) [-]
it will be ok little *****
User avatar #13 to #12 - nyawgga ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Dude, I'm not sad at all. All it feels to me right now is as if I went trolling on /b/, instead, it was on FB lol
#14 to #13 - ThekidsTEN (10/16/2013) [-]
my honest advice is, ignore this one. from the way she phrased her responses, she seems like a bad person.
User avatar #15 to #14 - nyawgga ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
She's a nice girl, but she's either too shy, or needs to give people a chance. Either way, I don't give a **** , which is the best thing to feel this situation. But, I'm glad that you care
#16 to #15 - ThekidsTEN (10/16/2013) [-]
I had a similar situation with a chick here. I backed out when I had the chance. she is a coke whore now.
#11 - anonymous (09/20/2013) [-]
Please keep posting your story
#8 - richhobo ONLINE (09/08/2013) [-]
You are a dummy fart.
You are a dummy fart.
#4 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (06/16/2013) [-]
Your username reminded me of this.
Your username reminded me of this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - nyawgga ONLINE (06/16/2013) [-]
That's exactly what it was based on
#6 to #5 - lolokoko **User deleted account** (06/16/2013) [-]
I like ya.   
   
Let's be friends.
I like ya.

Let's be friends.
User avatar #3 - theflamingfire (03/15/2013) [-]
You rolled a pony im so sorry........
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