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#18 - Mental illness is something that not many people understand, I…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on I'm Sorry, Please Help!... -2
User avatar #19 - flemsdfer (06/01/2014) [-]
More excuses I see, and it took you a whole 16 hours to come up with that one. Too busy sleeping off your "disability"? Because I know you aren't slow in the head. That'd actually make you disabled.

You're just some sad fucker who needs to pick themselves up and move on with life instead of sleeping and sitting at the computer all day, having others take care of your pets because you're "Just so pitiful and disabled and no one understands me boo hoo I can walk down the street but I don't wanna because I'd rather sleep because this day might not be good"

So either get up and do something to save your fucking cat, or let it die and follow suit yourself, but don't sit there and lie to everyone here and the US government that you're some disabled fucker when in reality, you work just fine and should feel blessed that all of you works just fine.
User avatar #20 - nurucio (06/01/2014) [-]
Yes, I was sleeping. Because, you know, people sleep. Some more than others. Sleeping ages is also a symptom of depression.

Again, mental illness is not something many people understand. There are many different types of disabilities, severe anxiety and depression being some of them. I'm not going to be you and pretend to understand how being paraplegic feels. Everyone's life is different. No one is going to see the world from the same point of view as some one else.
I CAN'T work because my mind makes it so that my body cannot. I'm not sure if you've noticed, but your body is controlled by your brain. Hence, if something isn't right upstairs, things aren't going to go right. I can get anywhere between 8-18 hour of sleep, tried all different types of sleep schedules, and all of the left me the same way- drained and exhausted. The issue is mental, and I can't change that at this exact moment in time.
I understand that mental illness can be irrational, much like the majority of phobias, and I believe that is part of what is making me even more upset and miserable. There is no solid, obvious reason why I shouldn't be able to get up, go outside, and actually hang out with the two or three friends I have left. I just can't. Every time I try to I end up blowing them off because I can't breathe, relax, shower, put on clothes, and walk out the door.
Also seeing as this has become a pointless conversation which has degraded to pretty much nothing but you calling me pitiful (which is true, I will not deny, no point in doing so), not going to respond anymore because the conversation has no where else to go. You have come to the conclusion that I myself have come to years ago. Congratulations.
User avatar #21 - flemsdfer (06/01/2014) [-]
People with mental illness are some of the people who don't understand mental illness. Because they are mentally ill. You've far surpassed quite a bit of them just by showing you know the brain controls your fucking body. It's also really easy to understand because everyone on this planet has felt really anxious at some point, and really depressed at some point. You wanna imagine how being paraplegic feels? Stop using your legs for a week. That's pretty much it. Easy as fuck to understand. You CAN'T work because you refuse to. You give up on yourself to where I can sit here and call you whatever I want and you actually just agree with me. Get that through your head. YOU. ARE THE ONE. WHO REFUSES. No one is going to change that for you. Just you. Depression makes you exhausted, I know. Feeling exhausted also does not stop you from getting up. Don't believe me? Lay down all exhausted and then light your pant leg on fire. Would you just lie there and die painfully because you're "drained and exhausted"? No. Why? You'd get up to do something about it because you are uncomfortable with being on fire. Just like how you ARE comfortable with accepting yourself as "disabled" so you can stay where you are. That is why you lay there and do nothing.

You say yourself. There is no solid, obvious reason why you shouldn't be able to get up, go outside, and hang out with friends. That means you are able to. You said it yourself. NO REASON. That means there is no excuse for yourself for not doing it. Your lungs work just fine. You can breathe. You don't have asthma. You don't need to be relaxed to do something. The shower isn't locked, you can take one at any time. Same with clothes. If there are clothes, you CAN put them on.

This has turned into a conversation of just calling you pitiful, and it was from the start. You pissed me off by trying to pawn yourself off as disabled for money, when real disabled people would need it more, like I said, the ssi you want should go to some elderly person with a failing body, or a mentally retarded person who can't count change or perform simple tasks, so someone can have extra money to feed and clothe them.

In fact, there is a retarded boy in my neighborhood. He has a job. He fills the ice chest at the gas station. He is mentally ill to where he cannot hold a conversation with you, and he can get a job.

The point all of this should make and what you should take from this: Stop calling yourself disabled. You are not.

Do not try to get money for being disabled because, again. You are not, and that would be horrible of you to take it away from someone who needs it to live, so you can give a small animal surgery (With all this 0 income you speak of I don't know why you even have pets if you can't take care of them)

Lastly, stop thinking of yourself as disabled. Note how this is different from the first point. YOU thinking you are disabled and actually believing it is toxic to yourself. If you would just open up your eyes and see, it causes you to give up on everything. You have NO motivation to do anything, even take care of this pet you love so much. You are laying around waiting for motivation to just hit you and you'll spring up and all your dreams will come true but that's not going to happen. You don't just FEEL motivated. You get up and do things.

You may have no urge to, you may feel scared doing all of this, you may feel like the world is swallowing you up and you're drowning in it because you are uncertain about everything you do since you don't know how it works, but this is not a disability. This is what we call "The human experience".
#17 - Adding this here since I have forgotten to mention it, and I a… 06/01/2014 on I'm Sorry, Please Help!... -1
#16 - That picture is years old, was raiding ICC while it was fresh.…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/01/2014 on I'm Sorry, Please Help!... -1
#25 - blargchikahonkhonk (06/03/2014) [-]
>implying i would donate to a panda rogue
#26 - nurucio (06/03/2014) [-]
Okay, pick one you prefer, lol
#28 - blargchikahonkhonk (06/03/2014) [-]
0/10 for poor transmog
User avatar #29 - nurucio (06/03/2014) [-]
Couldn't find anything really nifty, honestly.
User avatar #27 - nurucio (06/03/2014) [-]
Awh that's dumb, forgot it doesn't say race. Gautam is a man cow, Nab a fem troll, Lenani fem troll, Morde a fem orc, Nel fem gob, Shyv fem be, Nuru male cow, Vaiju fem panda, Kayamba fem cow, Dest a fem be

I need to get out more.
#15 - NA 06/01/2014 on I'm Sorry, Please Help!... -1
#14 - You can pay for wow for things other than money. Liking giving… 06/01/2014 on I'm Sorry, Please Help!... -1
#7 - I spend more than 15 hours most days in bed both awake and sle…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/01/2014 on I'm Sorry, Please Help!... -3
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User avatar #8 - flemsdfer (06/01/2014) [-]
I'm hearing a lot of what you refuse to do and not a lot of what you can't do.

I honestly hope they refuse your claim for ssi because that should go to some elderly person whose arthritic hands and bad knees hinder their life instead of you and your "outside is scary so I sleep all day" shit, but you're right. This is the US government we're talking about and they love to waste funds on useless shit.

I've been paraplegic all my life, also have had depression all of my life (refuse to take anything for it because pills aren't the answer to making me happy in my mind) and I've been able to hold down a job. You on the otherhand are completely able bodied and are not retarded, and I'd be willing to bet the reason you're so depressed is because you make more excuses for yourself than you make solutions. You have a completely abled body. You want your pet to live so badly I suggest you use it instead of inviting everyone to fund this pity party lifestyle of yours.
User avatar #18 - nurucio (06/01/2014) [-]
Mental illness is something that not many people understand, I didn't really expect you to see where I was coming from.
User avatar #19 - flemsdfer (06/01/2014) [-]
More excuses I see, and it took you a whole 16 hours to come up with that one. Too busy sleeping off your "disability"? Because I know you aren't slow in the head. That'd actually make you disabled.

You're just some sad fucker who needs to pick themselves up and move on with life instead of sleeping and sitting at the computer all day, having others take care of your pets because you're "Just so pitiful and disabled and no one understands me boo hoo I can walk down the street but I don't wanna because I'd rather sleep because this day might not be good"

So either get up and do something to save your fucking cat, or let it die and follow suit yourself, but don't sit there and lie to everyone here and the US government that you're some disabled fucker when in reality, you work just fine and should feel blessed that all of you works just fine.
User avatar #20 - nurucio (06/01/2014) [-]
Yes, I was sleeping. Because, you know, people sleep. Some more than others. Sleeping ages is also a symptom of depression.

Again, mental illness is not something many people understand. There are many different types of disabilities, severe anxiety and depression being some of them. I'm not going to be you and pretend to understand how being paraplegic feels. Everyone's life is different. No one is going to see the world from the same point of view as some one else.
I CAN'T work because my mind makes it so that my body cannot. I'm not sure if you've noticed, but your body is controlled by your brain. Hence, if something isn't right upstairs, things aren't going to go right. I can get anywhere between 8-18 hour of sleep, tried all different types of sleep schedules, and all of the left me the same way- drained and exhausted. The issue is mental, and I can't change that at this exact moment in time.
I understand that mental illness can be irrational, much like the majority of phobias, and I believe that is part of what is making me even more upset and miserable. There is no solid, obvious reason why I shouldn't be able to get up, go outside, and actually hang out with the two or three friends I have left. I just can't. Every time I try to I end up blowing them off because I can't breathe, relax, shower, put on clothes, and walk out the door.
Also seeing as this has become a pointless conversation which has degraded to pretty much nothing but you calling me pitiful (which is true, I will not deny, no point in doing so), not going to respond anymore because the conversation has no where else to go. You have come to the conclusion that I myself have come to years ago. Congratulations.
User avatar #21 - flemsdfer (06/01/2014) [-]
People with mental illness are some of the people who don't understand mental illness. Because they are mentally ill. You've far surpassed quite a bit of them just by showing you know the brain controls your fucking body. It's also really easy to understand because everyone on this planet has felt really anxious at some point, and really depressed at some point. You wanna imagine how being paraplegic feels? Stop using your legs for a week. That's pretty much it. Easy as fuck to understand. You CAN'T work because you refuse to. You give up on yourself to where I can sit here and call you whatever I want and you actually just agree with me. Get that through your head. YOU. ARE THE ONE. WHO REFUSES. No one is going to change that for you. Just you. Depression makes you exhausted, I know. Feeling exhausted also does not stop you from getting up. Don't believe me? Lay down all exhausted and then light your pant leg on fire. Would you just lie there and die painfully because you're "drained and exhausted"? No. Why? You'd get up to do something about it because you are uncomfortable with being on fire. Just like how you ARE comfortable with accepting yourself as "disabled" so you can stay where you are. That is why you lay there and do nothing.

You say yourself. There is no solid, obvious reason why you shouldn't be able to get up, go outside, and hang out with friends. That means you are able to. You said it yourself. NO REASON. That means there is no excuse for yourself for not doing it. Your lungs work just fine. You can breathe. You don't have asthma. You don't need to be relaxed to do something. The shower isn't locked, you can take one at any time. Same with clothes. If there are clothes, you CAN put them on.

This has turned into a conversation of just calling you pitiful, and it was from the start. You pissed me off by trying to pawn yourself off as disabled for money, when real disabled people would need it more, like I said, the ssi you want should go to some elderly person with a failing body, or a mentally retarded person who can't count change or perform simple tasks, so someone can have extra money to feed and clothe them.

In fact, there is a retarded boy in my neighborhood. He has a job. He fills the ice chest at the gas station. He is mentally ill to where he cannot hold a conversation with you, and he can get a job.

The point all of this should make and what you should take from this: Stop calling yourself disabled. You are not.

Do not try to get money for being disabled because, again. You are not, and that would be horrible of you to take it away from someone who needs it to live, so you can give a small animal surgery (With all this 0 income you speak of I don't know why you even have pets if you can't take care of them)

Lastly, stop thinking of yourself as disabled. Note how this is different from the first point. YOU thinking you are disabled and actually believing it is toxic to yourself. If you would just open up your eyes and see, it causes you to give up on everything. You have NO motivation to do anything, even take care of this pet you love so much. You are laying around waiting for motivation to just hit you and you'll spring up and all your dreams will come true but that's not going to happen. You don't just FEEL motivated. You get up and do things.

You may have no urge to, you may feel scared doing all of this, you may feel like the world is swallowing you up and you're drowning in it because you are uncertain about everything you do since you don't know how it works, but this is not a disability. This is what we call "The human experience".
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#5 - Lost two of our cats within the past 5 years to old age, but s… 06/01/2014 on I'm Sorry, Please Help!... -1
#4 - She shared sub raid leader duties with her sister, who is layi… 06/01/2014 on I'm Sorry, Please Help!... -1
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#21 - Thank you once more. I'm learning lots today 05/24/2014 on These fucking things 0
#18 - I cannot think of a purpose for that plant to serve in nature …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on These fucking things 0
User avatar #20 - foodexplain (05/24/2014) [-]
theyre actually pretty nutritious some animals can eat them and humans who take time to take out all the thorns can make a pretty nice tea
User avatar #21 - nurucio (05/24/2014) [-]
Thank you once more. I'm learning lots today
#17 - Sharp pointy plant to avoid, got it. Thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on These fucking things 0
User avatar #51 - tls (05/24/2014) [-]
And if you let them grow for long, they grow to be fucking huge. I have one almost as tall as me (6ft) in the back yard. About as wide as a piece of bamboo. Just gonna chop that shit down when I get the time and willpower to fucking deal with it. Other priorities you know?
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User avatar #62 - madzombiie (05/24/2014) [-]
fuckin saved
#14 - Honest question here, what are those? I don't go outside that …  [+] (15 new replies) 05/24/2014 on These fucking things 0
User avatar #46 - teratorn (05/24/2014) [-]
It has spikes like cactus but worse,it even stings thru jeans somehow. I heard some of them are venomous too.
User avatar #38 - youhei (05/24/2014) [-]
milk thistle, pretty pointy and rigid.

tame in comparison to nettles though, they look soft and cuddly but they're total assholes
User avatar #33 - freakyorange (05/24/2014) [-]
Thistle. They're not venomous, but they have extremely sharp spines and rigid stems to prevent harm to them. Also known as a bare foot's worst enemy.
User avatar #24 - telmarine (05/24/2014) [-]
canadian thistles, i found a spike in my clothes while a was sitting in class and shanked this annoying kid with it, they hurt like a bitch
User avatar #16 - Blargosnarf (05/24/2014) [-]
Nettles, weeds with spines pointier than a cactus, some of them have some kind of venom that causes pain. A species that likes to live in my yard grows eight feet tall.
#23 - xcoreyx (05/24/2014) [-]
No, this is a nettle.
That right there is some type of thistle. Not venomous, but still painful as fuck to step on while barefoot.
User avatar #29 - fuckingtrolls (05/24/2014) [-]
OH GOD I HAVE THOSE AT SCHOOL. I HATE THOSE SO MUCH
User avatar #25 - Blargosnarf (05/24/2014) [-]
Then pardon me, I mixed up the names.
#26 - xcoreyx (05/24/2014) [-]
No worries. Nettles are the worst because you can brush up against one with your leg without even noticing, and then a minute later you're in agonizing pain.
User avatar #18 - nurucio (05/24/2014) [-]
I cannot think of a purpose for that plant to serve in nature other than to ruin your day, but thank you for making me more aware of it.
User avatar #20 - foodexplain (05/24/2014) [-]
theyre actually pretty nutritious some animals can eat them and humans who take time to take out all the thorns can make a pretty nice tea
User avatar #21 - nurucio (05/24/2014) [-]
Thank you once more. I'm learning lots today
User avatar #15 - nyxeos (05/24/2014) [-]
It's a thistle. The leaves have sharp prickles on them, so if you're sitting in the grass and you lean back on one of these, or if you're walking barefoot and step on one, it can hurt a bit.
User avatar #17 - nurucio (05/24/2014) [-]
Sharp pointy plant to avoid, got it. Thanks.
User avatar #51 - tls (05/24/2014) [-]
And if you let them grow for long, they grow to be fucking huge. I have one almost as tall as me (6ft) in the back yard. About as wide as a piece of bamboo. Just gonna chop that shit down when I get the time and willpower to fucking deal with it. Other priorities you know?
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#28 - No he's not D: I love my Malz. He's not the best champ but he … 05/20/2014 on Free Purple Week 0
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User avatar #8 - kawai (05/18/2014) [-]
AWW YEAH!

Also, malzahar is a piece of shit
User avatar #28 - nurucio (05/20/2014) [-]
No he's not D: I love my Malz. He's not the best champ but he isn't the worst
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#44 - spleed (02/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #45 to #44 - nurucio (02/16/2014) [-]
Oh god what hahaha
#41 - revengeforfreeze (10/24/2013) [-]
closen uff
User avatar #42 to #41 - nurucio (10/24/2013) [-]
Dalaran Brilliance, actually, lol. It's a visually alternate version of Arcane Brilliance
User avatar #43 to #42 - revengeforfreeze (10/24/2013) [-]
Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... I has the dumb
User avatar #40 - revengeforfreeze (10/24/2013) [-]
your profile picture... it's from zul'drak
#37 - jackmaccone (10/12/2013) [-]
thank you for accepting my friend request
User avatar #38 to #37 - nurucio (10/12/2013) [-]
:3 No problem
#39 to #38 - Anjack (10/12/2013) [-]
And yet not mine
And yet not mine
User avatar #30 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
So your from jersey howd the storm affect you?
User avatar #31 to #30 - nurucio (08/25/2013) [-]
Which storm? Sandy?
User avatar #32 to #31 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
yeap yeap only storm we really had..other then that random tornado that messed up my town last week -_-
User avatar #33 to #32 - nurucio (08/25/2013) [-]
Just wondering, because it was a little after the fact lol. Fine really, we were lucky.
User avatar #34 to #33 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
haha yeah im a tad late..i only realized that post that you all said you were from jersey too, bu that storm last week actually gave one of the first tornados through my town in decades
User avatar #35 to #34 - nurucio (08/25/2013) [-]
We didn't get much down here. Little thunder, some rain, but that was about it.
User avatar #36 to #35 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
dam this summers been pretty crazy im near lbi and weve been getting hammered with storms its nuts
User avatar #23 - rjgnal (04/03/2013) [-]
heya. i wanna talk a bit about wow mop when you have a moment
User avatar #25 to #23 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
sure thang, what's up?
User avatar #26 to #25 - rjgnal (04/03/2013) [-]
i saw you have many characters, including lock. how is destro doing in mop?
User avatar #27 to #26 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
My friend does destro for pvp i think, he killed my pvp geared mage in like 3 chaos bolts. I think all the specs are on par with one another. I've been doing Demo.
User avatar #28 to #27 - rjgnal (04/03/2013) [-]
im guesssing its harder to recognize ones talents in pvp since now you get most spells anyway?
User avatar #29 to #28 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Well the spells you use in each spec differ greatly. I have my OS as destro (just grabbed it yesterday) and I noticed very few of the spells are similar.
#22 - anonymous (04/02/2013) [-]
I saw your pic, and I think we need to have sex, to restore order to society
User avatar #24 to #22 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
XD
#21 - Dwarf (04/01/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1154058 at Friendly ** **** OFF
#18 - Anjack (02/08/2013) [-]
Horde or Alliance?
User avatar #19 to #18 - nurucio (02/08/2013) [-]
Mainly horde, but I have two alliance. My 8 90s are horde.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Anjack (02/08/2013) [-]
Then you are alright
User avatar #15 - LiveJustToDie (01/12/2013) [-]
Didn't have much choice, now did I? :)
User avatar #16 to #15 - nurucio (01/12/2013) [-]
haha, I wasn't sure if you knew (seeing as no one posts things from the oatmeal because you can't), and I didn't want you being like "da **** , why did I get banned?" Most people don't care as long as you give credit but the oatmeal hates FJ with a burning passion, to the point where there were severe legal issues.
User avatar #17 to #16 - LiveJustToDie (01/12/2013) [-]
Wasn't aware, didn't even think "not seen Oatmeal in a while".
User avatar #10 - points (10/05/2012) [-]
Unequip your purple shirt!
User avatar #4 - westsideluigi (07/21/2012) [-]
Thank you for accepting my friend request bro!
User avatar #5 to #4 - nurucio (07/21/2012) [-]
No prob, but I'm a woman :D
#6 to #5 - westsideluigi (07/21/2012) [-]
Eh, thanks for accepting the friend request.
My fine lady?
User avatar #7 to #6 - nurucio (07/21/2012) [-]
XD
User avatar #8 to #7 - westsideluigi (07/21/2012) [-]
So, whats up?
User avatar #9 to #8 - nurucio (07/21/2012) [-]
Sorry, went to bed, it was late XD
#1 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2012) [-]
What's up, mate?
What's up, mate?
User avatar #2 to #1 - nurucio (07/17/2012) [-]
Not much :o
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (07/17/2012) [-]
Well that is good, I suppose :3
Well that is good, I suppose :3
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