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Date Signed Up:8/21/2011
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#126 - you mean you rather do cocaine and have your asshole pierced b… 01/14/2013 on Oh Sh*t it Does +2
#107 - i will for i will fester for all eternity. You shall join me s… 01/14/2013 on Oh Sh*t it Does +1
#104 - poor poor loyalists. They don't understand that dying or killi… 01/14/2013 on Oh Sh*t it Does 0
#48 - the remote control 01/14/2013 on Thing human can't reach 0
#41 - join me and you shall survive  [+] (9 new replies) 01/14/2013 on Oh Sh*t it Does +11
#120 - commentremoved (01/14/2013) [-]
I rather do cocaine and have crazy sex orgies.
#126 - nurgle (01/14/2013) [-]
you mean you rather do cocaine and have your asshole pierced by 1000 dick with thorns every hour
#106 - bonkboy (01/14/2013) [-]
Find peace in death Heretic.
#107 - nurgle (01/14/2013) [-]
i will for i will fester for all eternity. You shall join me sooner or later my dear child
#73 - Mojake (01/14/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I've led an incomprehensible number of secret raids against the forces of chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in armored warfare and I'm the top Ultramarine in all the Space Marine Chapters. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Warp? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your powers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bolter.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
#61 - dunderbiffen (01/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #53 - kingnarnode (01/14/2013) [-]
papa nurgle loves his children
#52 - anoyingmos (01/14/2013) [-]
Purge the heretic! Burn the unclean!
#66 - serotonin (01/14/2013) [-]
#119 - I am the God of Decay  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Atheist logic 0
User avatar #251 - decay (01/06/2013) [-]
I've always found myself praying to Nurgle.
#371 - oh but i do agree with you. Goku is MADE to be a god my friend…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2012 on Ramen -1
User avatar #373 - paulxdragon (11/19/2012) [-]
Also, I'd like to point out that, like Luffy, Majin Buu was also rubber, and taking Majin Buu's massive power level into consideration also, I'd say his skins a lot more resilient than Luffy's, and yet Goku/Vegeta/Gotenks all turned Buu into a doughnut.
#364 - you don't know **** about One Piece do you my fri…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2012 on Ramen -4
#370 - Neodude (11/19/2012) [-]
Goku can fry an entire fucking planet. He wins.
User avatar #367 - paulxdragon (11/19/2012) [-]
This comment seems derived from ignorance.

I've watched all 3 anime, and actively watch One Piece and Naruto. I am telling you, despite Naruto and Luffy's skills, they don't even stack up to 1% of Goku's full potential.
#371 - nurgle (11/19/2012) [-]
oh but i do agree with you. Goku is MADE to be a god my friend. But you still have to understand that even tough he is the god he is the other 2 are gods of their universes to. So if they would come into a single universe. All of them would be very different to balance. In their current form goku is the biggest mary sue so i do agree with you
User avatar #373 - paulxdragon (11/19/2012) [-]
Also, I'd like to point out that, like Luffy, Majin Buu was also rubber, and taking Majin Buu's massive power level into consideration also, I'd say his skins a lot more resilient than Luffy's, and yet Goku/Vegeta/Gotenks all turned Buu into a doughnut.
#19 - felt the same brother...felt the same. It's gonna take like 6 … 11/10/2012 on Damn! +1
#145 - i'd **** you too  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2012 on Spot the difference. 0
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#17 - sorry to burst your bubble my friend but it's only coming on …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2012 on Damn! 0
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User avatar #18 - insayan (11/10/2012) [-]
I..... I have to go die for now then....
#19 - nurgle (11/10/2012) [-]
felt the same brother...felt the same. It's gonna take like 6 months for us to get a version
#10 - I would **** em. All of em  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2012 on Spot the difference. 0
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#145 - nurgle (11/10/2012) [-]
i'd fuck you too
#148 - txsslg has deleted their comment.
#257 - Y U WANNA KILL ME? 11/08/2012 on wait for it +1
#11 - Do it for papa nurgle 10/31/2012 on NSFW 0
#28 - uhm...i can explain this 10/21/2012 on cake. 0
#17 - you kno' imma still a uman imma still a uman nothun change not…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2012 on cake. 0
User avatar #27 - uman (10/20/2012) [-]
...
#28 - nurgle (10/21/2012) [-]
uhm...i can explain this
#6 - this 10/10/2012 on Love, Love Me Boo 0
#286 - Excluding watching the faggot pony show of course 10/10/2012 on Im Tired of This Shit -1
#23 - I hope the dick was in her 09/30/2012 on computer love! +17
#33 - well...he was getting some head 09/22/2012 on Riding A Bicycle Like A Boss 0
#198 - why did you have to put those ******* douchebags … 09/04/2012 on You were saying? 0
#150 - ugh another cunt with the: "OH NOES SOMEONE DOSN'T LIKE M… 08/28/2012 on respect -7
#186 - Ho ho ho my dear children. You know that i love you all. No wo… 08/13/2012 on Mind = Blown +2
#84 - jesus ******* christ you gay faggots really ruin … 08/12/2012 on D'aww +4
#385745 - you don't approve now my daughter. But you will when you rot. 08/05/2012 on sfw random board 0
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User avatar #10 - nurples (09/14/2014) [-]
hi nurgle im nurple
#11 to #10 - nurgle (09/14/2014) [-]
sup bruv
User avatar #6 - googleoverlords (02/01/2013) [-]
You represent the opposite of perfection therefore you are my enemy. I will fight you after I get done looking at my body in the mirror.
#7 to #6 - nurgle (02/02/2013) [-]
The opposite of perfection you say. What is perfection if not the glory of death? Death and decay are perfect. They are a beautiful cicle that cannot be broken. Death will always be, death will always have the same cicle, death is perfection.
User avatar #8 to #7 - googleoverlords (02/02/2013) [-]
You have spelling mistakes which is another imperfection you rotting gurgle of **** and despair.
#9 to #8 - nurgle (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh sorry i didn't realise we we're not joking around and you actually think you are perfect you dumb **** . Hearing a ponyfaggot say he is perfect. I've seen it all. Go rot in a cave you inferior piece of ****
User avatar #4 - hizumi (11/13/2011) [-]
ich liebe dich <3
#5 to #5 - nurgle (11/13/2011) [-]
ich liebe dich auch <3 :X:X:X
User avatar #2 - beardedclam (10/13/2011) [-]
i like your name bro
#3 to #3 - nurgle (10/28/2011) [-]
thanks braw
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