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#25 - Meh. Would let her suck my dick. I mean a blowjobs a blowjob.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on A Vision to Dream About 0
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#35 - mankey (09/03/2013) [-]
She could suck your dick and shave your pubes at the same time.
#2389 - Awww man, being the god of death is hard sometimes. I'm sorry … 08/08/2013 on A Fellow FunnyJunker 0
#49 - "change" they won't get it if i don't highlight it 07/12/2013 on Warhammer Facts 0
#48 - this ***** causing you trouble? What he want from papa nurgle?…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Warhammer Facts +1
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#54 - syrenthra (07/12/2013) [-]
this thread is going much better than expected
#49 - nurgle (07/12/2013) [-]
"change" they won't get it if i don't highlight it
#44 - MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHM. DAMN RIGHT GURL  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Warhammer Facts +1
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#46 - syrenthra (07/12/2013) [-]
perfect
#48 - nurgle (07/12/2013) [-]
this nigga causing you trouble? What he want from papa nurgle? Fucking tzeentch and his little faggy boyscouts. Go change your diapers faggots
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#54 - syrenthra (07/12/2013) [-]
this thread is going much better than expected
#49 - nurgle (07/12/2013) [-]
"change" they won't get it if i don't highlight it
#4 - Why are people thumbing this down? It's true, and i couldn't b…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Chocolate Rain +7
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#8 - KillinTime (05/23/2013) [-]
because it isn't as bad as people think.

chocolate is bad for dogs in the same way alcohol is bad for humans, a little bit won't hurt but if you keep putting it into your system you'll die.

tl;dr the dog will have the runny shits, but he'll be fine.
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#10 - didactus (05/23/2013) [-]
He has to ingest about 50 grams of chocolate for it to reach dangerous levels of Theobromine
#22 - anon (05/23/2013) [-]
This is not true at all... I'm useless when it comes to dog breeds, so I have no clue about what kind of dog it is. About 100-150mg of theobromine is required in order to risk the life of your dog. So let's say the dog weights 20 kilograms (44lbs). This means, you need 2000mg of theobromine. Milk chocolate contains about 215mg of it per 100g milk chocolate. This means that about a kilo of chocolate would be seriously dangerous for your dog, IF it's about 20kgs... The measures differs depending on how big your dog is.


However, 600 grams of chocolate wouldn't be very good for your dog either, but it wouldn't kill it. Don't do it anyway... I'm just fed up with people who believe that one piece of chocolate will kill their dog.
#5 - lordgeneral (05/23/2013) [-]
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#1 - You really think you HAD to highlight that don't you? 05/13/2013 on So I become photoshop master +1
#156 - Anything but Tzeentch. That guy is a faggot  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Forgot to take my pizza out. +3
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#158 - swedishassassin (05/09/2013) [-]
You've never had to deal with that asshole, Khorne.
#162 - bigredthunder (05/09/2013) [-]
#152 - Well you could always die for me. That would make me happy. I'…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Forgot to take my pizza out. +5
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#155 - swedishassassin (05/09/2013) [-]
You love all you're children.

I am unfortunately a child of slaanesh. But you have my hat tipped to you, since necrophilia is a thing.
#156 - nurgle (05/09/2013) [-]
Anything but Tzeentch. That guy is a faggot
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#158 - swedishassassin (05/09/2013) [-]
You've never had to deal with that asshole, Khorne.
#162 - bigredthunder (05/09/2013) [-]
#146 - **** you that's me.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Forgot to take my pizza out. +15
#150 - thewasteland (05/09/2013) [-]
Its an honor to meet you sir
#148 - swedishassassin (05/09/2013) [-]
I like you!
#152 - nurgle (05/09/2013) [-]
Well you could always die for me. That would make me happy. I'm dead myself. It's fun
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#155 - swedishassassin (05/09/2013) [-]
You love all you're children.

I am unfortunately a child of slaanesh. But you have my hat tipped to you, since necrophilia is a thing.
#156 - nurgle (05/09/2013) [-]
Anything but Tzeentch. That guy is a faggot
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#158 - swedishassassin (05/09/2013) [-]
You've never had to deal with that asshole, Khorne.
#162 - bigredthunder (05/09/2013) [-]