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Date Signed Up:8/21/2011
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#20 - Picture 04/07/2014 on Justwarhammerthings +1
#19 - Thank you babe 04/07/2014 on Justwarhammerthings +4
#15 - Saber best waifu  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2014 on No Really? +3
#68 - Womens Study Major (03/19/2014) [-]
Gonna have to go with Cynthia from Pokemon, personally.

Not that my opinion really matters
#40 - timelordeternal (03/19/2014) [-]
Agreed.
#26 - rowinftw (03/19/2014) [-]
I beg to differ.
#64 - Comment deleted 12/28/2013 on life 0
#24 - NO  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2013 on Cook Me A Pie +1
User avatar #25 - konradkurze (11/26/2013) [-]
* nigger
* AIDS

yep, definitely a chaos cultist of nurgle

enjoy him spreading disease in your name
#15 - just wanted to post that. You got it before me. Good job mate 09/14/2013 on HUE? 0
#55 - Jesus ******* christ. Nobody who saw this damn fi… 09/05/2013 on Pokemon Addict 0
#25 - Meh. Would let her suck my dick. I mean a blowjobs a blowjob.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on A Vision to Dream About 0
User avatar #35 - mankey (09/03/2013) [-]
She could suck your dick and shave your pubes at the same time.
#2389 - Awww man, being the god of death is hard sometimes. I'm sorry … 08/08/2013 on A Fellow FunnyJunker 0
#49 - "change" they won't get it if i don't highlight it 07/12/2013 on Warhammer Facts 0
#48 - this ***** causing you trouble? What he want from…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Warhammer Facts +1
User avatar #54 - syrenthra (07/12/2013) [-]
this thread is going much better than expected
#49 - nurgle (07/12/2013) [-]
"change" they won't get it if i don't highlight it
#44 - MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHM. DAMN RIGHT GURL  [+] (4 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Warhammer Facts +1
User avatar #46 - syrenthra (07/12/2013) [-]
perfect
#48 - nurgle (07/12/2013) [-]
this nigga causing you trouble? What he want from papa nurgle? Fucking tzeentch and his little faggy boyscouts. Go change your diapers faggots
User avatar #54 - syrenthra (07/12/2013) [-]
this thread is going much better than expected
#49 - nurgle (07/12/2013) [-]
"change" they won't get it if i don't highlight it
#4 - Why are people thumbing this down? It's true, and i couldn't b…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Chocolate Rain +7
User avatar #8 - KillinTime (05/23/2013) [-]
because it isn't as bad as people think.

chocolate is bad for dogs in the same way alcohol is bad for humans, a little bit won't hurt but if you keep putting it into your system you'll die.

tl;dr the dog will have the runny shits, but he'll be fine.
User avatar #10 - didactus (05/23/2013) [-]
He has to ingest about 50 grams of chocolate for it to reach dangerous levels of Theobromine
#22 - Womens Study Major (05/23/2013) [-]
This is not true at all... I'm useless when it comes to dog breeds, so I have no clue about what kind of dog it is. About 100-150mg of theobromine is required in order to risk the life of your dog. So let's say the dog weights 20 kilograms (44lbs). This means, you need 2000mg of theobromine. Milk chocolate contains about 215mg of it per 100g milk chocolate. This means that about a kilo of chocolate would be seriously dangerous for your dog, IF it's about 20kgs... The measures differs depending on how big your dog is.


However, 600 grams of chocolate wouldn't be very good for your dog either, but it wouldn't kill it. Don't do it anyway... I'm just fed up with people who believe that one piece of chocolate will kill their dog.
#5 - lordgeneral (05/23/2013) [-]
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#1 - You really think you HAD to highlight that don't you? 05/13/2013 on So I become photoshop master +1
#156 - Anything but Tzeentch. That guy is a faggot  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Forgot to take my pizza out. +3
User avatar #158 - swedishassassin (05/09/2013) [-]
You've never had to deal with that asshole, Khorne.
#162 - bigredthunder (05/09/2013) [-]
#152 - Well you could always die for me. That would make me happy. I'…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Forgot to take my pizza out. +5
User avatar #155 - swedishassassin (05/09/2013) [-]
You love all you're children.

I am unfortunately a child of slaanesh. But you have my hat tipped to you, since necrophilia is a thing.
#156 - nurgle (05/09/2013) [-]
Anything but Tzeentch. That guy is a faggot
User avatar #158 - swedishassassin (05/09/2013) [-]
You've never had to deal with that asshole, Khorne.
#162 - bigredthunder (05/09/2013) [-]
#146 - **** you that's me.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2013 on Forgot to take my pizza out. +15
#150 - thewasteland (05/09/2013) [-]
Its an honor to meet you sir
#148 - swedishassassin (05/09/2013) [-]
I like you!
#152 - nurgle (05/09/2013) [-]
Well you could always die for me. That would make me happy. I'm dead myself. It's fun
User avatar #155 - swedishassassin (05/09/2013) [-]
You love all you're children.

I am unfortunately a child of slaanesh. But you have my hat tipped to you, since necrophilia is a thing.
#156 - nurgle (05/09/2013) [-]
Anything but Tzeentch. That guy is a faggot
User avatar #158 - swedishassassin (05/09/2013) [-]
You've never had to deal with that asshole, Khorne.
#162 - bigredthunder (05/09/2013) [-]
#9 - I am as old as life 04/28/2013 on Blue names +1
#89 - that's the joke? Are you ******* dense? Are you r… 03/29/2013 on Can u find it? +5
#64 - ******* bronson  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Green Text Worthwhile Read +1
User avatar #79 - elise (03/12/2013) [-]
i have to rewatch this nao
#15 - Comment deleted 02/26/2013 on Implying +7
#3099 - Love it 02/25/2013 on My Little Pony Sucks 0
#60 - but i do care about you my child ;_; 02/24/2013 on Crazy snowman 0
#3019 - Glooooorious  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2013 on My Little Pony Sucks 0
User avatar #3022 - dtox (02/24/2013) [-]
You like my drawing? :P
#3099 - nurgle (02/25/2013) [-]
Love it
#3321329 - looks like i need to do something about that  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#3323265 - fausticorn (02/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - nurples (09/14/2014) [-]
hi nurgle im nurple
#11 to #10 - nurgle (09/14/2014) [-]
sup bruv
User avatar #6 - googleoverlords (02/01/2013) [-]
You represent the opposite of perfection therefore you are my enemy. I will fight you after I get done looking at my body in the mirror.
#7 to #6 - nurgle (02/02/2013) [-]
The opposite of perfection you say. What is perfection if not the glory of death? Death and decay are perfect. They are a beautiful cicle that cannot be broken. Death will always be, death will always have the same cicle, death is perfection.
User avatar #8 to #7 - googleoverlords (02/02/2013) [-]
You have spelling mistakes which is another imperfection you rotting gurgle of **** and despair.
#9 to #8 - nurgle (02/02/2013) [-]
Oh sorry i didn't realise we we're not joking around and you actually think you are perfect you dumb **** . Hearing a ponyfaggot say he is perfect. I've seen it all. Go rot in a cave you inferior piece of ****
User avatar #4 - hizumi (11/13/2011) [-]
ich liebe dich <3
#5 to #5 - nurgle (11/13/2011) [-]
ich liebe dich auch <3 :X:X:X
User avatar #2 - beardedclam (10/13/2011) [-]
i like your name bro
#3 to #3 - nurgle (10/28/2011) [-]
thanks braw
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