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Date Signed Up:1/22/2009
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#7 - How else do we explain everything around us.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Math is meaning of life +1
#8 - hates (07/23/2013) [-]
#88 - Hell yeah! Didn't think I would find one. 07/23/2013 on sanic 0
#59 - I LOVE SAO! I wish the technology was real. I would play the …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Best anime? 0
#100 - spikethedragon (07/23/2013) [-]
Preferably without the die you die IRL part.
Though only casuals die.
#224 - Absolute Madman (07/23/2013) [-]
I'd play it with the if you die in the game you die. Then again I really don't do much so maybe my life would be exciting then.
#180 - Absolute Madman (07/23/2013) [-]
lol, without that part it'd be just another normal mmo gamer story.
no tension,no conflicts just mmo players being dicks
#10 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on GENIUS! +29
#230 - Absolute Madman (07/23/2013) [-]
Theres two guys saying implying in this thread and they're not even greentexting it dumbass.
#69 - sightlysuperset (07/23/2013) [-]
#33 - So that's how he does it.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on what?, i dont even... 0
#79 - tarnis (07/23/2013) [-]
You are so blue, if you were green would you die?
#1 - Picture 07/19/2013 on punchline in description 0
#7 - Exactly. 07/18/2013 on Optical illusion comp 0
#4 - 1,3, and 5 aren't optical illusions...  [+] (3 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Optical illusion comp -2
User avatar #8 - phanact (07/18/2013) [-]
lol none of em are
User avatar #5 - deathhardiv (07/18/2013) [-]
None of them are...
#7 - numbuhthief (07/18/2013) [-]
#1 - Picture 07/18/2013 on Expression is everything 0
#1 - I almost thought this comp was legit.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Optical illusion comp 0
#3 - deathhardiv (07/18/2013) [-]
I hope you're joking, for your own mental health.
#10 - harrisonhatty (07/18/2013) [-]
he is joking u cunt im not gay but i cant see number 5
#12 - harrisonhatty (07/18/2013) [-]
isnt okay calm down i fuckin meant iSNT
User avatar #4 - numbuhthief (07/18/2013) [-]
1,3, and 5 aren't optical illusions...
User avatar #8 - phanact (07/18/2013) [-]
lol none of em are
User avatar #5 - deathhardiv (07/18/2013) [-]
None of them are...
#7 - numbuhthief (07/18/2013) [-]
#2 - phanact (07/18/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I think others did, since its getting thumbed down
#1 - We should test that theory. For science of course. 07/17/2013 on Ha Ha Black People +1
#6 - Picture 07/17/2013 on Cleverbot -2
#1 - This is what came to mind. 07/17/2013 on High House 0
#1 - Picture 07/17/2013 on damn right +1
#1 - Picture 07/17/2013 on w0t 0
#1 - Picture 07/17/2013 on Don't know if ponytime or... 0
#6 - Picture 07/17/2013 on Murrica. +1
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Detour +15
#57 - sirhyde (07/18/2013) [-]
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Detour +7
#7 - numbuhthief (07/17/2013) [-]
#57 - sirhyde (07/18/2013) [-]
#45 - What show is that good sir?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/17/2013 on It's a valid source... +2
User avatar #73 - motherfuckingkenji (07/18/2013) [-]
As mentioned below me, it's from Maoyuu Maou Yuusha.
However, I should tell you; that amount of jiggly tits is ONLY in the first episode.
Otherwise there's some decent action and shit.

Also, here's one of my favorite parts from the end of the last episode. Just because.
#54 - Absolute Madman (07/17/2013) [-]
Maoyuu Mao Yuusha.
#50 - SilentKeeper (07/17/2013) [-]
Maoyuu Maou Yuusha
User avatar #46 - newforomador (07/17/2013) [-]
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No idea. I just picked it up in the comments section a while ago. Here's another one though.
#5 - Comment deleted 07/12/2013 on Sword Art Online (Spoiler) 0
#328 - Skip past expired pics in **** . 07/06/2013 on UI/Design ideas +5
#15 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Patrick +109
User avatar #68 - djequalizee (06/27/2013) [-]
Well, this is correct from a certain stereotypical, but it's not necessarily true. I consider myself somewhat intelligent (You can disagree, this is besides the point), and I find happiness in anything i can. They key is to be optimistic about things and to be grateful for what you have. The reason intelligent people are depressed and restless is usually because they realize that the world is in a bad place, and spend all their time worrying about the things that have and could go wrong. Thinking like this and going over the whole "The world is doomed, humanity is lost" scenario doesn't accomplish anything and only leads to sadness. Look to the future in an optimistic way, or hell, even try to help change it yourself. Everyone can be intelligent, everyone can be happy, and you can make a difference if you set your mind to it. (Especially if a large amount of people start thinking the same way.)
#43 - thenewneone (06/27/2013) [-]
inb4 all of funnyjunnkers think they are smart and that's why they are sad.
User avatar #70 - djequalizee (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to be a self-righteous cunt here or anything, but i feel like a lot of the community here is at least above average intelligence, or at least intelligent enough to know what this means. If you understand what the picture means then you're intelligent enough to relate to it and be saddened by it. This sign is showing more of a decrease in ignorance than a gain in knowledge though. On the topic of FJers thinking it's why they're sad, perhaps you're right, but there is also a chance they are sad because they know what kind of shit goes on in the world, or maybe it's for a different reason.

TL;DR There is probably a smaller amount of people than you would think that think they're sad just because they are smarter than others.
#71 - thenewneone (06/27/2013) [-]
why would smart people waste their time here? Besides most of the content and comment prove a lot of funnyjunnkers are almost as stupid as the people they ridicule.
User avatar #73 - djequalizee (06/27/2013) [-]
Smart people can browse websites too. I'm not claiming anyone on here is a genius or anything unrealistic like that, i'm saying people on here aren't all idiots. It's just that the idiots seem to show more because they are more inclined to argue with people. I'm just saying people aren't as dumb as they are implied sometimes, and i just don't like when a community is generalized by the idiots that are a part of it.
User avatar #25 - thisisspartah (06/27/2013) [-]
surely the brightest people can learn to be happy, i get by from optimism.
#17 - Absolute Madman (06/27/2013) [-]
This is just what depressed losers tell themselves to maintain their self-righteous philosophy and make themselves feel better.
User avatar #27 - hasinvadedyou (06/27/2013) [-]
Not really, the more aware you are of the world you are the less happy you become and the more likely it will get worse as we "progress". For example.. most people are happy eating at fast food until they work in fast food. They might not stop eating fast food but they wont look at it the same way this lowering their enjoyment of the experience. I notice every time i learn the process behind something it takes the "magic" away from it.. not necessarily making it worse but i am certainly less enthusiastic about it taking away possible happiness. The chart is accurate and you don't have to be depressed to be unhappy with something.
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User avatar #67 - rieskimo (06/27/2013) [-]
I'm sure being paid to have sex would be miserable.

I think there is just an element of mystery to pornography that sets people's imaginations wild.
You only ever really hear from either ends of the spectrum "Oh being paid for sex must be the best" or "They must have personal issues to stoop so low to do porn".
I'd like to imagine that it's somewhere in between. I mean yeah, you're getting paid to have sex but the other person isn't always that good. Also, having sex is great on YOUR terms can you imagin finally getting your rhythm and then "Cut, OK hold there while we set up the next shot".
It's not digging ditches, but it must certainly take its toll.

tl;dr porn and my thoughts on it.
#29 - Absolute Madman (06/27/2013) [-]
anon actually is partly right. self-righteousness is commonly combined with cynicism.
people tend to be cynical to try and make them seem better than those around them, as if they're "more enlightened" so to speak, when in reality, they're just of average intelligence but on the higher side of the asshole bell curve.

by the way, I find things more magical when I figure out how they work. like the engine in a car. it's amazing to me that every piece of that mechanical clusterfuck can work together so well.
#46 - Picture 06/14/2013 on MFW the gif loops perfectly +2
#26 - What if it's a floating civilization like the Quarians only bi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2013 on Dreams Of GameOfThrones Fan +6
#90 - nnsfw (06/11/2013) [-]
well there is that "1 BILLION light-years across" thing..


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User avatar #3 - numbuhthief (03/29/2015) [-]
OMG you actually delivered!
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