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Hey there! I've lurked on FJ for about a year now, posted anonymously and such, but never submitted content until just now.
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- That's the dumbest ******* law I've heard in a while, and you'…
German Cop accused of slander
Because it's not real
I mean, really? Why would a faggot lie about something you can find in like, 3 seconds on google? Are all Germans retarded?
Because it exists but no one really cares about it, that means that the law is theoretically dead. I know enough countries in the USA who also have retarded laws, a book full to be precisely and you won't tell me now that you really going to execute the punishment for it. For example one of your fellow Texans: Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
Comparing being a filthy fucking abomination and calling someone a filthy fucking abomination isn't gonna work. Just because nobody in your shithole of a country - a country that lets sandniggers rape and kill in the streets with impunity - cares about freedoms and the life of their fellow man, does not mean it's something that shouldn't be criminalized.
I hope Trump will forbid vaccinations in your country so you see the consequences of voting him when the child morality rises to standards of the middleages. And who needs healthcare anyway? Just a waste of money, better invest it into useless Moontravels and calling it important for the future of space travel and for even more Wars with the middleeast
Excellent comeback, my man, you sure proved me wrong with your well-placed argument and convincing rhetoric. I sure do have a higher opinion of your middle-eastern country now. I'm so sorry that I ever considered that you could be wrong, Muhammed.
And I excuse you that most of your qualified employers, especially in the medical sector, will wander of to Canada because they can't take Trumps reign anymore. Your Country will be 100% conservative, doesnt it sound great?
>Talks about what ifs and could-bes
>ignores the fact that murders, rapes, and child prostitution happen in his own backyard as a result of his whore-queen merkel's refugee policy
I hope you never breed.
In what Kind of shitty articles did you read that? Daylynews? Because none of it is happening in Germany right now. The two rape cases were also commited by people who weren't supposed to be in the country anyway because Syria is the country in war not Pakistan. And if you want to see murder, why don't you go to Detroit? I heard it's pretty beautiful at night where no one hears you scream... And the suicide runners wich are raiding your schools are propably from Iraq too
- Well then here's hoping~
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New Erma comic.
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- That's ******* amazing
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Dungeons of Warcraft
- As a ten-year DnD vet, this is true
Dungeons and Cards
It begins normally
By the third session the mage can cast demon chickens, the dwarf use logs as a hammer, the elf got two whole cities hating him and the paladin got syphilis
and it's only the beginning
And the dwarf cleric has been used as a battering ram by the absurdly overstrength barbarian.
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