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Hey there! I've lurked on FJ for about a year now, posted anonymously and such, but never submitted content. Well, now I'm trying to start my own web show, so I'm turning to you guys for advice, opinions, or anything you think will help me out! I'll post some project here, as well as funny content (I hope), so nice to meet you!

I've gotten a blog set up, stop by and read sometime;
http://number2zeldafan.blogspot.com/

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#646 - Be productive 08/11/2014 on What to do? 0
#122 - >apple  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Description +1
User avatar #123 - gowge (08/11/2014) [-]
Yea fuck apple but you have to admit that when steve was around he got shit done
#49 - Phantom Menace earned over $100 million in it's opening weeken…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on Guardians of the Galaxy 0
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
i dont care what people think. if the movie makes money there will be a sequel. its makig money. did they stop making transformers movies even though it was terrible?
#451 - adding "s" to "http" on a website link wil… 08/10/2014 on What is one cool internet... -1
#39 - It didn't have to, Michael Bay took care of that.  [+] (16 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Guardians of the Galaxy +3
#44 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
its gonna earn 65 million this weekend.
User avatar #49 - numbertwozeldafan (08/10/2014) [-]
Phantom Menace earned over $100 million in it's opening weekend, it's still universally panned as the worst Star Wars film and one of the worst movies of all time. People being dumb enough to pay for it doesn't mean it's good.
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
i dont care what people think. if the movie makes money there will be a sequel. its makig money. did they stop making transformers movies even though it was terrible?
User avatar #46 - calawesome (08/10/2014) [-]
so. Gotg earned like 90 million first weekend and will keep going strong. TMNT will have a decent opening weekend and then slide.
#47 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
doesnt matter. its enough for it not to bomb. i wanted it to bomb so hard they wouldnt make a sequel. my hopes were crushed
User avatar #48 - calawesome (08/10/2014) [-]
what? you said gotg didn't crush turtles...it's made 25 mill more already then they HOPE turtles will make, and will keep making money. turtles won't pass 100 mill at all.
#70 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
its gonna easily pass 100 million.
#69 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
it kept it from a 100 million opening sure. but people thought turtles would open to like 40 million. its closing in at 65 million. not a bomb at all
User avatar #71 - calawesome (08/10/2014) [-]
but that's not what you said. You said it didn't crush ninja turtles,which is has. By 25 million dollars.
#73 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
crushing to me means turtles bombs. its taking away some of its thunder. but its not crushing
User avatar #74 - calawesome (08/10/2014) [-]
well now you're just warping the meaning of crush. 25 million more in one weekend is being crushed.
#75 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
not in one weekend

guardians brought in 94 million last weekend
turtles brought in 65 million this weekend
guardians only brought in another 40 million this weekend
User avatar #76 - calawesome (08/10/2014) [-]
I know. I said that in an earlier comment. Are you even reading what I'm writing?
#77 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
i did but you said it wrong. guardians got its money when it wasnt competing with turtles.
head to head turtles is winning. i wanted guardians to have the 65 million second weekned and turtles to have the 40 mil weekend.

do i have to kill your mother to make you understand?
User avatar #78 - calawesome (08/10/2014) [-]
what the fuck are you talking about?

I said that gotg made 90 mill opening weekend and that it would keep going strong. It has. I said turtles would have a decent opening weekend and then slide. It will. You said that it didn't crush turtles. it made more than twenty five million more in it's opening weekend than they HOPE turtles will make. that is crushing turtles in opening weekends.


Are you fucking retarded?
#79 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
you're judging crushing wrong. crushing would mean turtles would be below expectations. its 25 million over expectations
#21 - Puchimas mentioned, pose with pride. 08/09/2014 on Welcome to Funnyjunk 0
#56 - >mfw you think it's a troll and not an actual solution 08/09/2014 on Allahu Ackbar! +10
#88 - Picture 08/06/2014 on Du Hast 0
#1562 - Zelda Napping Violently 08/06/2014 on What's your life story in 3... 0
#329 - You do understand that the China Study is widely regarded as a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Look Out! It's Fat Shaming... +1
#339 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
www.atkinsexposed.org Over 1000 peer reviewed clinical trials directly linking animal products and low carb diets to cancer and a host of degenerative diseases.

The China Study is the largest epidemiological study ever conducted and its results were straight forward. Do you own the book, what is your critique of it?

I would not eat any animal products as they are unhealthy and unethical.
#333 - glycogen has deleted their comment.
#327 - Now you're just ******* terrible: Go on an all-su…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Look Out! It's Fat Shaming... +1
User avatar #328 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
nutritionfacts.org/video/starving-cancer-with-methionine-restriction/

It seems like you have no experience with science or even a basic understanding. Chicken is carcinogenic and contains pathogenic bacteria.
It is not required to be healthy.
High protein levels are deleterious to health.
See The China Study.

Chicken has no health benefits and at the end of the day is the decomposing flesh of a mistreated animal.
User avatar #329 - numbertwozeldafan (08/02/2014) [-]
You do understand that the China Study is widely regarded as a shit job that didn't take actual facts into account, right? And I'm assuming you want to eat your fucking chicken raw, in order for those bacteria to survive, right? Are you just fucking mentally impaired? Did daddy leave special presents in your hair after his midnight visits?
#339 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
www.atkinsexposed.org Over 1000 peer reviewed clinical trials directly linking animal products and low carb diets to cancer and a host of degenerative diseases.

The China Study is the largest epidemiological study ever conducted and its results were straight forward. Do you own the book, what is your critique of it?

I would not eat any animal products as they are unhealthy and unethical.
#333 - glycogen has deleted their comment.
#321 - Not only are you a terrible troll, you're an incorrect troll. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on Look Out! It's Fat Shaming... 0
User avatar #323 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
No absolutely not. He intentionally eats low protein, high carbohydrate foods for best results.

The worlds best long distance, 150 mile ultramarathon runner is vegan. www.outsideonline.com/featured-videos/adventure-videos/running/Scott-Jurek---Ultra-Marathon-Runner.html
#316 - You missed out Chicken, shrimp, and ham  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Look Out! It's Fat Shaming... +1
User avatar #318 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
They are all high fat, contain pathogenic bacteria and cause disease. They are a poor choice of fuel for sustaining exercise as they are low in carbohydrates.

Every cell in the human body runs on glucose.
User avatar #327 - numbertwozeldafan (08/02/2014) [-]
Now you're just fucking terrible: Go on an all-sugar diet you wank, if that's all your body needs.

Chicken is the highest protein you can get for the lowest fat, is a natural anti-depressant (note how most vegans are miserable bastards), helps support your heart and can single-handedly stave off most heart disease, since it can control homocysteine levels like a GOD.

It's the best food you can eat to support your teeth and bones due to the phosphorous intake.

And per gram it has more selenium than any other food: Selenium is required for the immune system to even fucking function, and is extremely helpful in, surprise, running.

It has a shit-tonne of other benefits such as eye support and cancer defense, but really, for you to even ASSUME that white meat is anything but beneficial is fucking insulting and degenerate.

1/10 rustled my jimmies.
User avatar #328 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
nutritionfacts.org/video/starving-cancer-with-methionine-restriction/

It seems like you have no experience with science or even a basic understanding. Chicken is carcinogenic and contains pathogenic bacteria.
It is not required to be healthy.
High protein levels are deleterious to health.
See The China Study.

Chicken has no health benefits and at the end of the day is the decomposing flesh of a mistreated animal.
User avatar #329 - numbertwozeldafan (08/02/2014) [-]
You do understand that the China Study is widely regarded as a shit job that didn't take actual facts into account, right? And I'm assuming you want to eat your fucking chicken raw, in order for those bacteria to survive, right? Are you just fucking mentally impaired? Did daddy leave special presents in your hair after his midnight visits?
#339 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
www.atkinsexposed.org Over 1000 peer reviewed clinical trials directly linking animal products and low carb diets to cancer and a host of degenerative diseases.

The China Study is the largest epidemiological study ever conducted and its results were straight forward. Do you own the book, what is your critique of it?

I would not eat any animal products as they are unhealthy and unethical.
#333 - glycogen has deleted their comment.
#313 - You do ******* understand that a vegan diet robs …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Look Out! It's Fat Shaming... +3
User avatar #317 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
That is incorrect. There is not one single essential vitamin or mineral lacking on a plant base diet.

There is no protein deficiency on a plant based diet. My friend rode 568 km in one 20 hour effort on a low protein vegan diet. The lower protein content actually speeds up muscle recovery and reduces inflammation.

Watch him go. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE2FaEw48XI
User avatar #321 - numbertwozeldafan (08/02/2014) [-]
Not only are you a terrible troll, you're an incorrect troll.

I can only assume your 'friend" eats 3 cans of beans every meal in order to get the protein supplement required to being a long-distance runner, as opposed to a single steak.
User avatar #323 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
No absolutely not. He intentionally eats low protein, high carbohydrate foods for best results.

The worlds best long distance, 150 mile ultramarathon runner is vegan. www.outsideonline.com/featured-videos/adventure-videos/running/Scott-Jurek---Ultra-Marathon-Runner.html
#48 - No, I am the danger 07/31/2014 on I heard you guys like Bionicle 0
#44 - Nobody can save you  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2014 on I heard you guys like Bionicle 0
#47 - dorfdorfdorf (07/31/2014) [-]
You might be high king of skyrim, but im the danger
#48 - numbertwozeldafan (07/31/2014) [-]
No, I am the danger
#40 - After I cut your throat I will **** the hole  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2014 on I heard you guys like Bionicle 0
#42 - dorfdorfdorf (07/31/2014) [-]
#44 - numbertwozeldafan (07/31/2014) [-]
Nobody can save you
#47 - dorfdorfdorf (07/31/2014) [-]
You might be high king of skyrim, but im the danger
#48 - numbertwozeldafan (07/31/2014) [-]
No, I am the danger
#38 - I will find where you live, my friend. I will take these while…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/31/2014 on I heard you guys like Bionicle 0
#39 - dorfdorfdorf (07/31/2014) [-]
b-but what if i give you this amazing gif?
#40 - numbertwozeldafan (07/31/2014) [-]
After I cut your throat I will fuck the hole
#42 - dorfdorfdorf (07/31/2014) [-]
#44 - numbertwozeldafan (07/31/2014) [-]
Nobody can save you
#47 - dorfdorfdorf (07/31/2014) [-]
You might be high king of skyrim, but im the danger
#48 - numbertwozeldafan (07/31/2014) [-]
No, I am the danger
#34 - I would kill for this set plus Takanuva  [+] (8 new replies) 07/31/2014 on I heard you guys like Bionicle +1
User avatar #37 - dorfdorfdorf (07/31/2014) [-]
There is no need for murder, my friend
User avatar #38 - numbertwozeldafan (07/31/2014) [-]
I will find where you live, my friend. I will take these while you sleep, my friend.

I will slit your throat so that you cannot call for help, my friend.
#39 - dorfdorfdorf (07/31/2014) [-]
b-but what if i give you this amazing gif?
#40 - numbertwozeldafan (07/31/2014) [-]
After I cut your throat I will fuck the hole
#42 - dorfdorfdorf (07/31/2014) [-]
#44 - numbertwozeldafan (07/31/2014) [-]
Nobody can save you
#47 - dorfdorfdorf (07/31/2014) [-]
You might be high king of skyrim, but im the danger
#48 - numbertwozeldafan (07/31/2014) [-]
No, I am the danger
#84 - >PS4/X1 >Not superior gaming console >mfw 07/31/2014 on What will you do? -2
#466 - Picture 07/30/2014 on It had to be done +2
#132 - Figure of speech, anon. 07/30/2014 on Otherkin 0
#98 - **numbertwozeldafan rolled image ** ohboyherewego 07/30/2014 on Waifu desu 0
#26 - Source?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Waifu desu 0
User avatar #27 - logiblack (07/30/2014) [-]
Kiniro Mosaic
#16 - Far more than they had under the British, that's for sure.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2014 on Skyrim 0
#21 - anonymous (07/29/2014) [-]
actually, both are the wrong sides. Both may have good intentions, but the corruption/etc is on their roots. But yes i took the imperial route mainly because i'm a man of tradition
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#1 - anonymous (09/19/2013) [-]
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