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Hey there! I've lurked on FJ for about a year now, posted anonymously and such, but never submitted content until just now.

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#80 - I try  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on How to look stupid in a... +1
#130 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/07/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled comment #78 ** :
If someone really wants to type all that shit in then I applaud that person. Plus I noticed that after I already edited the thing twice.
Sometimes it never hurts
#76 - ******* Sever . Goddamnit you reminded …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2014 on How to look stupid in a... +1
User avatar #79 - sonicsyndicate (09/07/2014) [-]
yea im half asleep at the moent so i cant spell for shit but that was funny as fuck
User avatar #80 - numbertwozeldafan (09/07/2014) [-]
I try
#130 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/07/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled comment #78 ** :
If someone really wants to type all that shit in then I applaud that person. Plus I noticed that after I already edited the thing twice.
Sometimes it never hurts
#69 - I don't think you understand. Your door is goin…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/07/2014 on How to look stupid in a... +1
User avatar #74 - sonicsyndicate (09/07/2014) [-]
oh also it doesnt help that i have a sever demon problem in my house the like to fuck my doors up n shit
#76 - numbertwozeldafan (09/07/2014) [-]
Fucking Sever.

Goddamnit you reminded me of Pokemon Quarts:
lparchive.org/Pokemon-Quartz/Update%201/ Read the LP, it's fucking hilarious.
User avatar #79 - sonicsyndicate (09/07/2014) [-]
yea im half asleep at the moent so i cant spell for shit but that was funny as fuck
User avatar #80 - numbertwozeldafan (09/07/2014) [-]
I try
#130 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/07/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled comment #78 ** :
If someone really wants to type all that shit in then I applaud that person. Plus I noticed that after I already edited the thing twice.
Sometimes it never hurts
#66 - Alright, but that's not what I asked. What is wrong …  [+] (8 new replies) 09/07/2014 on How to look stupid in a... 0
User avatar #68 - sonicsyndicate (09/07/2014) [-]
oh wait the closet door oh i threw my cousin into it when we were sparring
User avatar #67 - sonicsyndicate (09/07/2014) [-]
thats what i answered lol the black shit on my door is grease and oil from my hands
User avatar #69 - numbertwozeldafan (09/07/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand.

Your door is going to fucking kill you
User avatar #74 - sonicsyndicate (09/07/2014) [-]
oh also it doesnt help that i have a sever demon problem in my house the like to fuck my doors up n shit
#76 - numbertwozeldafan (09/07/2014) [-]
Fucking Sever.

Goddamnit you reminded me of Pokemon Quarts:
lparchive.org/Pokemon-Quartz/Update%201/ Read the LP, it's fucking hilarious.
User avatar #79 - sonicsyndicate (09/07/2014) [-]
yea im half asleep at the moent so i cant spell for shit but that was funny as fuck
User avatar #80 - numbertwozeldafan (09/07/2014) [-]
I try
#130 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/07/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled comment #78 ** :
If someone really wants to type all that shit in then I applaud that person. Plus I noticed that after I already edited the thing twice.
Sometimes it never hurts
#64 - Alright so what the **** is wrong with your door?…  [+] (10 new replies) 09/07/2014 on How to look stupid in a... +1
User avatar #65 - sonicsyndicate (09/07/2014) [-]
its just grease and oil off my hands from when i come in on breaks comes off in a few seconds with a bit of easy off oven cleaner
User avatar #66 - numbertwozeldafan (09/07/2014) [-]
Alright, but that's not what I asked.

What is wrong with your door?
User avatar #68 - sonicsyndicate (09/07/2014) [-]
oh wait the closet door oh i threw my cousin into it when we were sparring
User avatar #67 - sonicsyndicate (09/07/2014) [-]
thats what i answered lol the black shit on my door is grease and oil from my hands
User avatar #69 - numbertwozeldafan (09/07/2014) [-]
I don't think you understand.

Your door is going to fucking kill you
User avatar #74 - sonicsyndicate (09/07/2014) [-]
oh also it doesnt help that i have a sever demon problem in my house the like to fuck my doors up n shit
#76 - numbertwozeldafan (09/07/2014) [-]
Fucking Sever.

Goddamnit you reminded me of Pokemon Quarts:
lparchive.org/Pokemon-Quartz/Update%201/ Read the LP, it's fucking hilarious.
User avatar #79 - sonicsyndicate (09/07/2014) [-]
yea im half asleep at the moent so i cant spell for shit but that was funny as fuck
User avatar #80 - numbertwozeldafan (09/07/2014) [-]
I try
#130 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/07/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled comment #78 ** :
If someone really wants to type all that shit in then I applaud that person. Plus I noticed that after I already edited the thing twice.
Sometimes it never hurts
#26 - That ship has set sail, my friend.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Well mark me down as scared... +6
#103 - sdziscool (09/06/2014) [-]
#39 - feupy (09/06/2014) [-]
Something is outrageous though...
#59 - Actually probably one of the better ones I've seen. Good job OP 09/04/2014 on Red Hood/Jason Todd Cosplay... 0
#16 - Why would you torture yourself like that? 09/01/2014 on Bad Medicine +4
#8 - Nonononononono I FORGOT about you ****  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2014 on Bad Medicine +25
User avatar #10 - shadowkingdr (09/01/2014) [-]
i have it set so when my team loses this song plays
User avatar #16 - numbertwozeldafan (09/01/2014) [-]
Why would you torture yourself like that?
#67 - Picture 08/27/2014 on Drop It 0
#120 - I would make sweet, rapey love to wheelchair korra. 08/27/2014 on Tlok 0
#38 - Sonovabitch 08/26/2014 on Capt'n Foxy +6
#82 - >not realizing /a/, /v/, and /jp/ were created at the same … 08/26/2014 on Video Games +1
#261 - I bet it's not even worth the gas. Probably just Halo and CoD … 08/25/2014 on Father Of The Year 0
#252 - No, it's just that you seem to think murder is a cool response…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Father Of The Year 0
User avatar #254 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Ehh, I haven't killed anyone yet, so I guess I'm doin alright.

Still nobody mowed down my collection of games either.
User avatar #261 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
I bet it's not even worth the gas. Probably just Halo and CoD shit.
#240 - You must be black  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Father Of The Year -1
User avatar #242 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Nope. Why do you say that? Are your nigglett senses tingling? I suggest making sure the doors are locked and all valuables hidden.
User avatar #252 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
No, it's just that you seem to think murder is a cool response to a relatively simple thing, ala nigger.
User avatar #254 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Ehh, I haven't killed anyone yet, so I guess I'm doin alright.

Still nobody mowed down my collection of games either.
User avatar #261 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
I bet it's not even worth the gas. Probably just Halo and CoD shit.
#237 - >normal person >sentence someone to death over …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Father Of The Year -1
#239 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Nah.
User avatar #240 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
You must be black
User avatar #242 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Nope. Why do you say that? Are your nigglett senses tingling? I suggest making sure the doors are locked and all valuables hidden.
User avatar #252 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
No, it's just that you seem to think murder is a cool response to a relatively simple thing, ala nigger.
User avatar #254 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Ehh, I haven't killed anyone yet, so I guess I'm doin alright.

Still nobody mowed down my collection of games either.
User avatar #261 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
I bet it's not even worth the gas. Probably just Halo and CoD shit.
#228 - Nice delete, btw. Lol 08/25/2014 on Father Of The Year -1
#219 - If I were one of the smart ones, I wouldn't be a janitor now, …  [+] (9 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Father Of The Year -1
User avatar #229 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
(I messed up a tad in the last comment, Addy never put in an "edit" option) But the point remains the same, I said death sentence as a hyperbole, not to actually kill him. But hey, if you're imbalanced and somebody just destroyed what you held most dear, perhaps it isn't such a terrible idea.
User avatar #237 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
>normal person
>sentence someone to death over fucking games
>choose one, fgt
#239 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Nah.
User avatar #240 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
You must be black
User avatar #242 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Nope. Why do you say that? Are your nigglett senses tingling? I suggest making sure the doors are locked and all valuables hidden.
User avatar #252 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
No, it's just that you seem to think murder is a cool response to a relatively simple thing, ala nigger.
User avatar #254 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Ehh, I haven't killed anyone yet, so I guess I'm doin alright.

Still nobody mowed down my collection of games either.
User avatar #261 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
I bet it's not even worth the gas. Probably just Halo and CoD shit.
#226 - letting has deleted their comment.
#211 - I did not say majority, I didn't even put down a ******…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Father Of The Year -1
User avatar #217 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
And I assume you think you're one of the smart ones, don't you?

You did use the word "often" in your post, which I assume means majority or at the very least a common occurrence among youth. If that's not what you were implying, I suggest you pick up a dictionary. Also, who cares about the welfare babies or the people who work at McDonald's, at least they're doing something, actively trying to fix their money issues. You seem to have a chip on your shoulder. Are you unemployed? Its gonna be ok lil nigga you can do it.

How exactly having a job in school relates to this at all however has me baffled. It's obvious he doesn't have a job, or has had a job for a relatively long time. But he did say he bought those games with his own money, which implies that he did have a source of income at one time.

I can't even fully defend the kid based on his reaction, but the point remains the same. This is wrong in every sense.
User avatar #228 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
Nice delete, btw. Lol
User avatar #219 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
If I were one of the smart ones, I wouldn't be a janitor now, would I? Alternatively; I wouldn't be killing time by humoring some guy online who I'll likely never speak to after today.

In addition, you seem to be under the impression that "With his own money" means "his own earned money", keep in mind that the two are very different.

As for your original comment: You'd sentence the dad to death for forcing his son to not be a lazy bum, and call it something a 'normal' person would do? Are you off in the head?
User avatar #229 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
(I messed up a tad in the last comment, Addy never put in an "edit" option) But the point remains the same, I said death sentence as a hyperbole, not to actually kill him. But hey, if you're imbalanced and somebody just destroyed what you held most dear, perhaps it isn't such a terrible idea.
User avatar #237 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
>normal person
>sentence someone to death over fucking games
>choose one, fgt
#239 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Nah.
User avatar #240 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
You must be black
User avatar #242 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Nope. Why do you say that? Are your nigglett senses tingling? I suggest making sure the doors are locked and all valuables hidden.
User avatar #252 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
No, it's just that you seem to think murder is a cool response to a relatively simple thing, ala nigger.
User avatar #254 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Ehh, I haven't killed anyone yet, so I guess I'm doin alright.

Still nobody mowed down my collection of games either.
User avatar #261 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
I bet it's not even worth the gas. Probably just Halo and CoD shit.
#226 - letting has deleted their comment.
#202 - Keep in mind that responsible US citizens often have jobs IN school.  [+] (15 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Father Of The Year -2
User avatar #209 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
"responsible U.S. citizens" the fuck are you, the census bureau? I go to school and have a job but I wouldn't say that's the majority at all, most people either work or go to school full time. Balancing both is difficult and can result in one causing the other to suffer.

Also, have a red thumb in exchange for that red thumb, seems appropriate.
User avatar #309 - swimmingprodigy (08/25/2014) [-]
> have a red thumb in exchange for that red thumb, seems appropriate.

lel you still sound like a fedora wearer
User avatar #211 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
I did not say majority, I didn't even put down a fucking number, you twat.

"Responsible" means that they know about time and money management, and are taking the steps required in order to perform both tasks effectively. Sure, the MAJORITY of kids nowadays are fucking Welfare babies that need grampappy to hold their hand through working at fucking McDonalds, but the smart ones know what the fuck is up, you niggerloid.
User avatar #217 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
And I assume you think you're one of the smart ones, don't you?

You did use the word "often" in your post, which I assume means majority or at the very least a common occurrence among youth. If that's not what you were implying, I suggest you pick up a dictionary. Also, who cares about the welfare babies or the people who work at McDonald's, at least they're doing something, actively trying to fix their money issues. You seem to have a chip on your shoulder. Are you unemployed? Its gonna be ok lil nigga you can do it.

How exactly having a job in school relates to this at all however has me baffled. It's obvious he doesn't have a job, or has had a job for a relatively long time. But he did say he bought those games with his own money, which implies that he did have a source of income at one time.

I can't even fully defend the kid based on his reaction, but the point remains the same. This is wrong in every sense.
User avatar #228 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
Nice delete, btw. Lol
User avatar #219 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
If I were one of the smart ones, I wouldn't be a janitor now, would I? Alternatively; I wouldn't be killing time by humoring some guy online who I'll likely never speak to after today.

In addition, you seem to be under the impression that "With his own money" means "his own earned money", keep in mind that the two are very different.

As for your original comment: You'd sentence the dad to death for forcing his son to not be a lazy bum, and call it something a 'normal' person would do? Are you off in the head?
User avatar #229 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
(I messed up a tad in the last comment, Addy never put in an "edit" option) But the point remains the same, I said death sentence as a hyperbole, not to actually kill him. But hey, if you're imbalanced and somebody just destroyed what you held most dear, perhaps it isn't such a terrible idea.
User avatar #237 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
>normal person
>sentence someone to death over fucking games
>choose one, fgt
#239 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Nah.
User avatar #240 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
You must be black
User avatar #242 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Nope. Why do you say that? Are your nigglett senses tingling? I suggest making sure the doors are locked and all valuables hidden.
User avatar #252 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
No, it's just that you seem to think murder is a cool response to a relatively simple thing, ala nigger.
User avatar #254 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Ehh, I haven't killed anyone yet, so I guess I'm doin alright.

Still nobody mowed down my collection of games either.
User avatar #261 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
I bet it's not even worth the gas. Probably just Halo and CoD shit.
#226 - letting has deleted their comment.
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User avatar #84 - deltoraquest (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel welcomed
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#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/19/2013) [-]
I ******* love you.

Keep spamming these autists, it's hilarious, then we'll figure out how to troll them even more
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