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Hey there! I've lurked on FJ for about a year now, posted anonymously and such, but never submitted content. Well, now I'm trying to start my own web show, so I'm turning to you guys for advice, opinions, or anything you think will help me out! I'll post some project here, as well as funny content (I hope), so nice to meet you!

I've gotten a blog set up, stop by and read sometime;
http://number2zeldafan.blogspot.com/

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#211 - I did not say majority, I didn't even put down a ******…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Father Of The Year -1
User avatar #217 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
And I assume you think you're one of the smart ones, don't you?

You did use the word "often" in your post, which I assume means majority or at the very least a common occurrence among youth. If that's not what you were implying, I suggest you pick up a dictionary. Also, who cares about the welfare babies or the people who work at McDonald's, at least they're doing something, actively trying to fix their money issues. You seem to have a chip on your shoulder. Are you unemployed? Its gonna be ok lil nigga you can do it.

How exactly having a job in school relates to this at all however has me baffled. It's obvious he doesn't have a job, or has had a job for a relatively long time. But he did say he bought those games with his own money, which implies that he did have a source of income at one time.

I can't even fully defend the kid based on his reaction, but the point remains the same. This is wrong in every sense.
User avatar #228 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
Nice delete, btw. Lol
User avatar #219 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
If I were one of the smart ones, I wouldn't be a janitor now, would I? Alternatively; I wouldn't be killing time by humoring some guy online who I'll likely never speak to after today.

In addition, you seem to be under the impression that "With his own money" means "his own earned money", keep in mind that the two are very different.

As for your original comment: You'd sentence the dad to death for forcing his son to not be a lazy bum, and call it something a 'normal' person would do? Are you off in the head?
User avatar #229 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
(I messed up a tad in the last comment, Addy never put in an "edit" option) But the point remains the same, I said death sentence as a hyperbole, not to actually kill him. But hey, if you're imbalanced and somebody just destroyed what you held most dear, perhaps it isn't such a terrible idea.
User avatar #237 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
>normal person
>sentence someone to death over fucking games
>choose one, fgt
#239 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Nah.
User avatar #240 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
You must be black
User avatar #242 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Nope. Why do you say that? Are your nigglett senses tingling? I suggest making sure the doors are locked and all valuables hidden.
User avatar #252 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
No, it's just that you seem to think murder is a cool response to a relatively simple thing, ala nigger.
User avatar #254 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Ehh, I haven't killed anyone yet, so I guess I'm doin alright.

Still nobody mowed down my collection of games either.
User avatar #261 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
I bet it's not even worth the gas. Probably just Halo and CoD shit.
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#202 - Keep in mind that responsible US citizens often have jobs IN school.  [+] (15 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Father Of The Year -2
User avatar #209 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
"responsible U.S. citizens" the fuck are you, the census bureau? I go to school and have a job but I wouldn't say that's the majority at all, most people either work or go to school full time. Balancing both is difficult and can result in one causing the other to suffer.

Also, have a red thumb in exchange for that red thumb, seems appropriate.
User avatar #309 - swimmingprodigy (08/25/2014) [-]
> have a red thumb in exchange for that red thumb, seems appropriate.

lel you still sound like a fedora wearer
User avatar #211 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
I did not say majority, I didn't even put down a fucking number, you twat.

"Responsible" means that they know about time and money management, and are taking the steps required in order to perform both tasks effectively. Sure, the MAJORITY of kids nowadays are fucking Welfare babies that need grampappy to hold their hand through working at fucking McDonalds, but the smart ones know what the fuck is up, you niggerloid.
User avatar #217 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
And I assume you think you're one of the smart ones, don't you?

You did use the word "often" in your post, which I assume means majority or at the very least a common occurrence among youth. If that's not what you were implying, I suggest you pick up a dictionary. Also, who cares about the welfare babies or the people who work at McDonald's, at least they're doing something, actively trying to fix their money issues. You seem to have a chip on your shoulder. Are you unemployed? Its gonna be ok lil nigga you can do it.

How exactly having a job in school relates to this at all however has me baffled. It's obvious he doesn't have a job, or has had a job for a relatively long time. But he did say he bought those games with his own money, which implies that he did have a source of income at one time.

I can't even fully defend the kid based on his reaction, but the point remains the same. This is wrong in every sense.
User avatar #228 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
Nice delete, btw. Lol
User avatar #219 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
If I were one of the smart ones, I wouldn't be a janitor now, would I? Alternatively; I wouldn't be killing time by humoring some guy online who I'll likely never speak to after today.

In addition, you seem to be under the impression that "With his own money" means "his own earned money", keep in mind that the two are very different.

As for your original comment: You'd sentence the dad to death for forcing his son to not be a lazy bum, and call it something a 'normal' person would do? Are you off in the head?
User avatar #229 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
(I messed up a tad in the last comment, Addy never put in an "edit" option) But the point remains the same, I said death sentence as a hyperbole, not to actually kill him. But hey, if you're imbalanced and somebody just destroyed what you held most dear, perhaps it isn't such a terrible idea.
User avatar #237 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
>normal person
>sentence someone to death over fucking games
>choose one, fgt
#239 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Nah.
User avatar #240 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
You must be black
User avatar #242 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Nope. Why do you say that? Are your nigglett senses tingling? I suggest making sure the doors are locked and all valuables hidden.
User avatar #252 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
No, it's just that you seem to think murder is a cool response to a relatively simple thing, ala nigger.
User avatar #254 - letting (08/25/2014) [-]
Ehh, I haven't killed anyone yet, so I guess I'm doin alright.

Still nobody mowed down my collection of games either.
User avatar #261 - numbertwozeldafan (08/25/2014) [-]
I bet it's not even worth the gas. Probably just Halo and CoD shit.
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#53 - Oi Vey, somebody posted something that mildly insults jews! Wh… 08/25/2014 on Best way to sum it up -1
#52 - Comment deleted 08/25/2014 on Best way to sum it up 0
#48 - Only filthy plebs don't know how to masturbate with their thighs. 08/16/2014 on look at the funny 0
#83 - Welcome to the internet, kiddo.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2014 on Become what you've always been 0
User avatar #84 - deltoraquest (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel welcomed
#42 - Picture 08/16/2014 on To Catch a Monster 0
#59 - >Hearthstone >Obscure pick one  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Become what you've always been +2
User avatar #81 - deltoraquest (08/16/2014) [-]
so um...why the hate? I mean I made the mistake of considering hearthstone as obscure (which I now know is not at all) but did it really call for thumbing down both of my comments?
User avatar #83 - numbertwozeldafan (08/16/2014) [-]
Welcome to the internet, kiddo.
User avatar #84 - deltoraquest (08/16/2014) [-]
I feel welcomed
#94 - >>/Tumblr/ 08/13/2014 on Oh My 0
#209 - **numbertwozeldafan rolled image ** 08/12/2014 on YOUR WAIFU A SHIT! 0
#17 - Picture 08/12/2014 on You Mean to Say I Can?! +13
#23 - It's written with the skill of that Twilight bitch and is basi…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Oh My +16
User avatar #76 - whistleandrun (08/12/2014) [-]
Feminist favourite?? I don't know what "feminists" you've been talking to, all the ones I know hate it with a passion.
User avatar #94 - numbertwozeldafan (08/13/2014) [-]
>>/Tumblr/
User avatar #41 - blokrokker (08/12/2014) [-]
Also funnily enough, it's Twilight fanfiction with the names changed.
#646 - Be productive 08/11/2014 on What to do? 0
#122 - >apple  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2014 on Description +1
User avatar #123 - gowge (08/11/2014) [-]
Yea fuck apple but you have to admit that when steve was around he got shit done
#49 - Phantom Menace earned over $100 million in it's opening weeken…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2014 on Guardians of the Galaxy 0
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
i dont care what people think. if the movie makes money there will be a sequel. its makig money. did they stop making transformers movies even though it was terrible?
#451 - adding "s" to "http" on a website link wil… 08/10/2014 on What is one cool internet... -1
#39 - It didn't have to, Michael Bay took care of that.  [+] (16 new replies) 08/10/2014 on Guardians of the Galaxy +3
#44 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
its gonna earn 65 million this weekend.
User avatar #49 - numbertwozeldafan (08/10/2014) [-]
Phantom Menace earned over $100 million in it's opening weekend, it's still universally panned as the worst Star Wars film and one of the worst movies of all time. People being dumb enough to pay for it doesn't mean it's good.
#72 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
i dont care what people think. if the movie makes money there will be a sequel. its makig money. did they stop making transformers movies even though it was terrible?
User avatar #46 - calawesome (08/10/2014) [-]
so. Gotg earned like 90 million first weekend and will keep going strong. TMNT will have a decent opening weekend and then slide.
#47 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
doesnt matter. its enough for it not to bomb. i wanted it to bomb so hard they wouldnt make a sequel. my hopes were crushed
User avatar #48 - calawesome (08/10/2014) [-]
what? you said gotg didn't crush turtles...it's made 25 mill more already then they HOPE turtles will make, and will keep making money. turtles won't pass 100 mill at all.
#70 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
its gonna easily pass 100 million.
#69 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
it kept it from a 100 million opening sure. but people thought turtles would open to like 40 million. its closing in at 65 million. not a bomb at all
User avatar #71 - calawesome (08/10/2014) [-]
but that's not what you said. You said it didn't crush ninja turtles,which is has. By 25 million dollars.
#73 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
crushing to me means turtles bombs. its taking away some of its thunder. but its not crushing
User avatar #74 - calawesome (08/10/2014) [-]
well now you're just warping the meaning of crush. 25 million more in one weekend is being crushed.
#75 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
not in one weekend

guardians brought in 94 million last weekend
turtles brought in 65 million this weekend
guardians only brought in another 40 million this weekend
User avatar #76 - calawesome (08/10/2014) [-]
I know. I said that in an earlier comment. Are you even reading what I'm writing?
#77 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
i did but you said it wrong. guardians got its money when it wasnt competing with turtles.
head to head turtles is winning. i wanted guardians to have the 65 million second weekned and turtles to have the 40 mil weekend.

do i have to kill your mother to make you understand?
User avatar #78 - calawesome (08/10/2014) [-]
what the fuck are you talking about?

I said that gotg made 90 mill opening weekend and that it would keep going strong. It has. I said turtles would have a decent opening weekend and then slide. It will. You said that it didn't crush turtles. it made more than twenty five million more in it's opening weekend than they HOPE turtles will make. that is crushing turtles in opening weekends.


Are you fucking retarded?
#79 - baitdoesnttalkback (08/10/2014) [-]
you're judging crushing wrong. crushing would mean turtles would be below expectations. its 25 million over expectations
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#329 - You do understand that the China Study is widely regarded as a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Look Out! It's Fat Shaming... +1
#339 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
www.atkinsexposed.org Over 1000 peer reviewed clinical trials directly linking animal products and low carb diets to cancer and a host of degenerative diseases.

The China Study is the largest epidemiological study ever conducted and its results were straight forward. Do you own the book, what is your critique of it?

I would not eat any animal products as they are unhealthy and unethical.
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#327 - Now you're just ******* terrible: Go on an all-su…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Look Out! It's Fat Shaming... +1
User avatar #328 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
nutritionfacts.org/video/starving-cancer-with-methionine-restriction/

It seems like you have no experience with science or even a basic understanding. Chicken is carcinogenic and contains pathogenic bacteria.
It is not required to be healthy.
High protein levels are deleterious to health.
See The China Study.

Chicken has no health benefits and at the end of the day is the decomposing flesh of a mistreated animal.
User avatar #329 - numbertwozeldafan (08/02/2014) [-]
You do understand that the China Study is widely regarded as a shit job that didn't take actual facts into account, right? And I'm assuming you want to eat your fucking chicken raw, in order for those bacteria to survive, right? Are you just fucking mentally impaired? Did daddy leave special presents in your hair after his midnight visits?
#339 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
www.atkinsexposed.org Over 1000 peer reviewed clinical trials directly linking animal products and low carb diets to cancer and a host of degenerative diseases.

The China Study is the largest epidemiological study ever conducted and its results were straight forward. Do you own the book, what is your critique of it?

I would not eat any animal products as they are unhealthy and unethical.
#333 - glycogen has deleted their comment.
#321 - Not only are you a terrible troll, you're an incorrect troll. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on Look Out! It's Fat Shaming... 0
User avatar #323 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
No absolutely not. He intentionally eats low protein, high carbohydrate foods for best results.

The worlds best long distance, 150 mile ultramarathon runner is vegan. www.outsideonline.com/featured-videos/adventure-videos/running/Scott-Jurek---Ultra-Marathon-Runner.html
#316 - You missed out Chicken, shrimp, and ham  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Look Out! It's Fat Shaming... +1
User avatar #318 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
They are all high fat, contain pathogenic bacteria and cause disease. They are a poor choice of fuel for sustaining exercise as they are low in carbohydrates.

Every cell in the human body runs on glucose.
User avatar #327 - numbertwozeldafan (08/02/2014) [-]
Now you're just fucking terrible: Go on an all-sugar diet you wank, if that's all your body needs.

Chicken is the highest protein you can get for the lowest fat, is a natural anti-depressant (note how most vegans are miserable bastards), helps support your heart and can single-handedly stave off most heart disease, since it can control homocysteine levels like a GOD.

It's the best food you can eat to support your teeth and bones due to the phosphorous intake.

And per gram it has more selenium than any other food: Selenium is required for the immune system to even fucking function, and is extremely helpful in, surprise, running.

It has a shit-tonne of other benefits such as eye support and cancer defense, but really, for you to even ASSUME that white meat is anything but beneficial is fucking insulting and degenerate.

1/10 rustled my jimmies.
User avatar #328 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
nutritionfacts.org/video/starving-cancer-with-methionine-restriction/

It seems like you have no experience with science or even a basic understanding. Chicken is carcinogenic and contains pathogenic bacteria.
It is not required to be healthy.
High protein levels are deleterious to health.
See The China Study.

Chicken has no health benefits and at the end of the day is the decomposing flesh of a mistreated animal.
User avatar #329 - numbertwozeldafan (08/02/2014) [-]
You do understand that the China Study is widely regarded as a shit job that didn't take actual facts into account, right? And I'm assuming you want to eat your fucking chicken raw, in order for those bacteria to survive, right? Are you just fucking mentally impaired? Did daddy leave special presents in your hair after his midnight visits?
#339 - glycogen (08/02/2014) [-]
www.atkinsexposed.org Over 1000 peer reviewed clinical trials directly linking animal products and low carb diets to cancer and a host of degenerative diseases.

The China Study is the largest epidemiological study ever conducted and its results were straight forward. Do you own the book, what is your critique of it?

I would not eat any animal products as they are unhealthy and unethical.
#333 - glycogen has deleted their comment.
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#1 - anonymous (09/19/2013) [-]
I ******* love you.

Keep spamming these autists, it's hilarious, then we'll figure out how to troll them even more
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