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#54 - Haha, thanks for letting me know you have no idea what the hel… 01/12/2016 on >howabout NO 0
#52 - I'm so glad the men in Cologne are fighting defensively. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2016 on >howabout NO 0
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#53 - salihzzz (01/12/2016) [-]
Narrated Ibn 'Umar: That a man came to him (while two groups of Muslims were fighting) and said, "O Abu 'Abdur Rahman! Don't you hear what Allah has mentioned in His Book: And if two groups of believers fight against each other...[49:9] So what prevents you from fighting as Allah has mentioned in His Book?"' Ibn 'Umar said, "O son of my brother! I would rather be blamed for not fighting because of this Verse than to be blamed because of another Verse where Allah says: And whoever kills a believer intentionally...[4:93] Then that man said, "Allah says: And fight them until there is no more afflictions (worshipping other besides Allah) and the religion (i.e. worship) will be all for Allah (Alone)[8:39] Ibn 'Umar said, "We did this during the lifetime of Allah's Apostle when the number of Muslims was small, and a (Muslim)man was put to trial because of his religion, the pagans would either kill or chain him; but when the Muslims increased (and Islam spread), there was no persecution."
— Bukhari, Prophetic Commentary on the Qur'an (Tafseer of the Prophet) : Book 6, Volume 60, Hadith 173

and what kind of bullshit is that yes we created the worst of the worst set them loose to pillage and rape but hey its not our fault that happend a long time ago? seriously are you mental? and what about isis and those moderate rebels? that isn't 30 years ago they re being supported this day and age?

and no im muslim european and i don't want those hordes in europe, but they are the smoke coming from the fire, and america saudi, israel and turkey are the fire starters

"I'm sure all these muslims will just go back to the Middle East and stop bombing european countries soon, right? "
i'm pretty sure its the other way around, again the refugees are a symptom of the american invasion fighting the symptom and not the disease is useless
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#54 - numbertwozeldafan (01/12/2016) [-]
Haha, thanks for letting me know you have no idea what the hell you're talking about, have a good day refugee, I look forward to reading about you being arrested for rape or something.
#50 - 3.39 Fight them, till there is no persecution and the religion…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2016 on >howabout NO 0
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#51 - salihzzz (01/12/2016) [-]
yes in muslim held regions this was defencive, if someone invades your land and demands you not to believe in your god, you fight back until there is no more persicution and you are allowed to live in your land
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#52 - numbertwozeldafan (01/12/2016) [-]
I'm so glad the men in Cologne are fighting defensively.

I'm so glad the good men in ISIS are fighting defensively.

I'm sure all these muslims will just go back to the Middle East and stop bombing european countries soon, right?
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#53 - salihzzz (01/12/2016) [-]
Narrated Ibn 'Umar: That a man came to him (while two groups of Muslims were fighting) and said, "O Abu 'Abdur Rahman! Don't you hear what Allah has mentioned in His Book: And if two groups of believers fight against each other...[49:9] So what prevents you from fighting as Allah has mentioned in His Book?"' Ibn 'Umar said, "O son of my brother! I would rather be blamed for not fighting because of this Verse than to be blamed because of another Verse where Allah says: And whoever kills a believer intentionally...[4:93] Then that man said, "Allah says: And fight them until there is no more afflictions (worshipping other besides Allah) and the religion (i.e. worship) will be all for Allah (Alone)[8:39] Ibn 'Umar said, "We did this during the lifetime of Allah's Apostle when the number of Muslims was small, and a (Muslim)man was put to trial because of his religion, the pagans would either kill or chain him; but when the Muslims increased (and Islam spread), there was no persecution."
— Bukhari, Prophetic Commentary on the Qur'an (Tafseer of the Prophet) : Book 6, Volume 60, Hadith 173

and what kind of bullshit is that yes we created the worst of the worst set them loose to pillage and rape but hey its not our fault that happend a long time ago? seriously are you mental? and what about isis and those moderate rebels? that isn't 30 years ago they re being supported this day and age?

and no im muslim european and i don't want those hordes in europe, but they are the smoke coming from the fire, and america saudi, israel and turkey are the fire starters

"I'm sure all these muslims will just go back to the Middle East and stop bombing european countries soon, right? "
i'm pretty sure its the other way around, again the refugees are a symptom of the american invasion fighting the symptom and not the disease is useless
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#54 - numbertwozeldafan (01/12/2016) [-]
Haha, thanks for letting me know you have no idea what the hell you're talking about, have a good day refugee, I look forward to reading about you being arrested for rape or something.
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#84 - There's much better out there than r34, my new friend.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on You feel it too, don't you? 0
#85 - blackmageewizardt (01/11/2016) [-]
We can totaly agree to this.
#48 - Oh, I'm sorry, so 'your' version doesn't use kill, but says th…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2016 on >howabout NO 0
#49 - salihzzz (01/12/2016) [-]
>"I don't quite know how much you've suffered at the hands of liberals; maybe daddy beat you whenever you said a black man looked scary as a child, maybe you were gang-raped by muslims and now have nowhere else to turn, but yours must truly be a sad existence to believe what you do."

mfw i read this, were you dropped on your head as while riding the short bus to school or something?

and nope my version says something completely differant because its not a bunch of lies to fuel your hate.
Seriously please tell me you're trolling, i can't live on a planet with retards like you, the taliban is the direct result of america arming the worst of the worst to fight the ussr, are you mental? Where are you even from?
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#50 - numbertwozeldafan (01/12/2016) [-]
3.39 Fight them, till there is no persecution and the religion is God's entirely

That means, quite literally, "Fight them until there's none of them left", or are you retarded?

And yes, the Taliban was started by America, but that was roughly 30 years or so ago and we've not had control over them since.

I bet you want refugees.
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#51 - salihzzz (01/12/2016) [-]
yes in muslim held regions this was defencive, if someone invades your land and demands you not to believe in your god, you fight back until there is no more persicution and you are allowed to live in your land
User avatar
#52 - numbertwozeldafan (01/12/2016) [-]
I'm so glad the men in Cologne are fighting defensively.

I'm so glad the good men in ISIS are fighting defensively.

I'm sure all these muslims will just go back to the Middle East and stop bombing european countries soon, right?
User avatar
#53 - salihzzz (01/12/2016) [-]
Narrated Ibn 'Umar: That a man came to him (while two groups of Muslims were fighting) and said, "O Abu 'Abdur Rahman! Don't you hear what Allah has mentioned in His Book: And if two groups of believers fight against each other...[49:9] So what prevents you from fighting as Allah has mentioned in His Book?"' Ibn 'Umar said, "O son of my brother! I would rather be blamed for not fighting because of this Verse than to be blamed because of another Verse where Allah says: And whoever kills a believer intentionally...[4:93] Then that man said, "Allah says: And fight them until there is no more afflictions (worshipping other besides Allah) and the religion (i.e. worship) will be all for Allah (Alone)[8:39] Ibn 'Umar said, "We did this during the lifetime of Allah's Apostle when the number of Muslims was small, and a (Muslim)man was put to trial because of his religion, the pagans would either kill or chain him; but when the Muslims increased (and Islam spread), there was no persecution."
— Bukhari, Prophetic Commentary on the Qur'an (Tafseer of the Prophet) : Book 6, Volume 60, Hadith 173

and what kind of bullshit is that yes we created the worst of the worst set them loose to pillage and rape but hey its not our fault that happend a long time ago? seriously are you mental? and what about isis and those moderate rebels? that isn't 30 years ago they re being supported this day and age?

and no im muslim european and i don't want those hordes in europe, but they are the smoke coming from the fire, and america saudi, israel and turkey are the fire starters

"I'm sure all these muslims will just go back to the Middle East and stop bombing european countries soon, right? "
i'm pretty sure its the other way around, again the refugees are a symptom of the american invasion fighting the symptom and not the disease is useless
User avatar
#54 - numbertwozeldafan (01/12/2016) [-]
Haha, thanks for letting me know you have no idea what the hell you're talking about, have a good day refugee, I look forward to reading about you being arrested for rape or something.
#42 - You're likely not 30+ years old, so you likely don't know that…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2016 on >howabout NO 0
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#44 - salihzzz (01/11/2016) [-]
do you get paid to spread lies, first of lets start with the picture.

quran 8.38 Tell those who disbelieve that if they cease (from persecution of believers) that which is past will be forgiven them; but if they return (thereto) then the example of the men of old hath already gone (before them, for a warning).
3.39 Fight them, till there is no persecution and the religion is God's entirely; then if they give over, surely God sees the things they do;

This is a verse talking about the polytheist in mecca when they were fighting the muslims in mecca, the muslims weren't the ones attacking but defending so this is not a verse encouraging muslims to kill unbelievers its a verse telling muslims to defend themselves and not be forced out of their religion but if the enemy surrenders we treat them fairly

And what was that bullshit about all those countries being radical shitholes before the US invaded?
here are some pics of the nations before america bombed them killed their leaders and supported radicals like the taliban al qaeda and isis

afganistan
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2543902/Photos-just-free-women-Afghanistan-Taliban-rule.html

libya
www.thedailysheeple.com/regime-change-in-libya-descends-into-lawlessness-and-ruin_092013/libya-before-and-after-1

iraq
socialismartnature.tumblr.com/post/45908831239/iraq-before-and-after-democracy-today-marks-10

syria
freehalab.wordpress.com/2012/08/13/homs-before-and-after/

wahabism is created and funded by saudia arabia its not a coincidence this legal isis is americas best friend next to the apartheid state israel
#48 - numbertwozeldafan (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh, I'm sorry, so 'your' version doesn't use kill, but says the exact same goddamned thing?

And the Taliban? Not the US, not after 91, nice try. And you'll have to do better than Warzone pictures to convince me, since I've been to the middle east (Jordan, specifically), and I've been to cities never touched by America's war where the 'religion of peace' is in full control and guess what? It ain't a pretty place.

I don't quite know how much you've suffered at the hands of liberals; maybe daddy beat you whenever you said a black man looked scary as a child, maybe you were gang-raped by muslims and now have nowhere else to turn, but yours must truly be a sad existence to believe what you do.
#49 - salihzzz (01/12/2016) [-]
>"I don't quite know how much you've suffered at the hands of liberals; maybe daddy beat you whenever you said a black man looked scary as a child, maybe you were gang-raped by muslims and now have nowhere else to turn, but yours must truly be a sad existence to believe what you do."

mfw i read this, were you dropped on your head as while riding the short bus to school or something?

and nope my version says something completely differant because its not a bunch of lies to fuel your hate.
Seriously please tell me you're trolling, i can't live on a planet with retards like you, the taliban is the direct result of america arming the worst of the worst to fight the ussr, are you mental? Where are you even from?
User avatar
#50 - numbertwozeldafan (01/12/2016) [-]
3.39 Fight them, till there is no persecution and the religion is God's entirely

That means, quite literally, "Fight them until there's none of them left", or are you retarded?

And yes, the Taliban was started by America, but that was roughly 30 years or so ago and we've not had control over them since.

I bet you want refugees.
User avatar
#51 - salihzzz (01/12/2016) [-]
yes in muslim held regions this was defencive, if someone invades your land and demands you not to believe in your god, you fight back until there is no more persicution and you are allowed to live in your land
User avatar
#52 - numbertwozeldafan (01/12/2016) [-]
I'm so glad the men in Cologne are fighting defensively.

I'm so glad the good men in ISIS are fighting defensively.

I'm sure all these muslims will just go back to the Middle East and stop bombing european countries soon, right?
User avatar
#53 - salihzzz (01/12/2016) [-]
Narrated Ibn 'Umar: That a man came to him (while two groups of Muslims were fighting) and said, "O Abu 'Abdur Rahman! Don't you hear what Allah has mentioned in His Book: And if two groups of believers fight against each other...[49:9] So what prevents you from fighting as Allah has mentioned in His Book?"' Ibn 'Umar said, "O son of my brother! I would rather be blamed for not fighting because of this Verse than to be blamed because of another Verse where Allah says: And whoever kills a believer intentionally...[4:93] Then that man said, "Allah says: And fight them until there is no more afflictions (worshipping other besides Allah) and the religion (i.e. worship) will be all for Allah (Alone)[8:39] Ibn 'Umar said, "We did this during the lifetime of Allah's Apostle when the number of Muslims was small, and a (Muslim)man was put to trial because of his religion, the pagans would either kill or chain him; but when the Muslims increased (and Islam spread), there was no persecution."
— Bukhari, Prophetic Commentary on the Qur'an (Tafseer of the Prophet) : Book 6, Volume 60, Hadith 173

and what kind of bullshit is that yes we created the worst of the worst set them loose to pillage and rape but hey its not our fault that happend a long time ago? seriously are you mental? and what about isis and those moderate rebels? that isn't 30 years ago they re being supported this day and age?

and no im muslim european and i don't want those hordes in europe, but they are the smoke coming from the fire, and america saudi, israel and turkey are the fire starters

"I'm sure all these muslims will just go back to the Middle East and stop bombing european countries soon, right? "
i'm pretty sure its the other way around, again the refugees are a symptom of the american invasion fighting the symptom and not the disease is useless
User avatar
#54 - numbertwozeldafan (01/12/2016) [-]
Haha, thanks for letting me know you have no idea what the hell you're talking about, have a good day refugee, I look forward to reading about you being arrested for rape or something.
#105 - One that gets all the ladies, yes.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on anime pussy 0
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#128 - kytonlord (01/11/2016) [-]
What series? I like the style.
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#132 - timetravelzero (01/11/2016) [-]
The anime is called "Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou ka" or Danmachi as a shorthand equivalent. "Is it Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?" if you go for English titles like some do. My Shiny Teeth and DanMachi
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#137 - kytonlord (9 hours ago) [-]
Thanks. What's the genre? I've seen the series listed somewhere... Netflix I think, but I've always passed it over.
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#138 - timetravelzero (6 hours ago) [-]
Genre is... Adventure/Comedy, I guess? It's pretty lighthearted.
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