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#3 - 1 button=bagdad boom 2 button=even less bagdad 3 button=… 05/17/2011 on Worth the read +2
#3 - **nuclearnacho rolls 44** how the hell can i get 101 … 05/04/2011 on Facebook fails 1 0
#2 - So? I knew someone was gonna say this, so.... Say someon… 05/04/2011 on Facebook fails 1 +2
#418 - 1. zombies do not require oxygen. 2. Everyone knows tha… 05/04/2011 on Trolling till the end 0
#341 - When I die I want to be cremated and spread over the prarie. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2011 on Trolling till the end +1
#354 - anon (05/03/2011) [-]
Well, when people are buried you also get a burial vault that is put in the ground. It is a have ceramic and metal thing that is sealed shut with tar. Assuming these are virus zombies who still have to maintain basic bodily functions, they will run out of oxygen or drown in their own excrement. that is why poor people get cremated, the vaults are fucking expensive.
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#418 - nuclearnacho (05/04/2011) [-]
1. zombies do not require oxygen.

2. Everyone knows that somehow, zombies find a way to get out of ANYTHING. even metal. (god knows how.)

3.my crematorium will be made of gold. im not poor.
#36 - **nuclearnacho rolls 79** Hmmm. the hardest i've laug… 05/02/2011 on 2 Down, 1 to Go (OC) 0
#1920 - **nuclearnacho rolls 87** "When I see a dude wal… 05/01/2011 on An expert troller +1
#4 - **nuclearnacho rolls 27** O totally read that comment…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2011 on More facebook +1
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#5 - bushbaby (05/01/2011) [-]
**bushbaby rolls 99**

America Totally makes sense
#2 - Thanks for the info. You sound like my friend who can say what…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2011 on More facebook +2
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#3 - bushbaby (04/30/2011) [-]
**bushbaby rolls 73** Matt rite? Nice posts btw
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#4 - nuclearnacho (05/01/2011) [-]
**nuclearnacho rolls 27**

O totally read that comment again and was like 0.o
An American owning a Swedish made Chinese owned car.
GO EARTH!
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#5 - bushbaby (05/01/2011) [-]
**bushbaby rolls 99**

America Totally makes sense
#2 - Funny. 04/30/2011 on Counter Argument 0
#209 - Oh man. I laughed really hard at the vid. Its like when i was … 04/30/2011 on Three wars 0
#321 - I think being the 1000th commented on something.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/30/2011 on EPIC BOSS FACTS 2 +1
#322 - holyflare (04/30/2011) [-]
#50 - **nuclearnacho rolls 02** 600th thumb! 04/30/2011 on GEARS BETA -4
#234 - Cool, but kind of an Fact nazi kinda thing. hes fuggin close enough.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2011 on EPIC BOSS FACTS 2 -3
#318 - anon (04/30/2011) [-]
It's not really about being a fact nazi. It's the fact that he insulted people for not knowing what a terabyte was and then got it wrong himself.
#1 - **nuclearnacho rolls 8,030** man, i get thumbs, but n… 04/29/2011 on Oh facebook 0
#1 - probly prosthetic  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2011 on When life hands you lemons -4
#3 - fmyjunk (04/29/2011) [-]
derp
#2 - why thank you 04/29/2011 on Missing 0
#1 - Comment deleted 04/28/2011 on Wake up in the morning 0
#5 - I checked, sir. Its by about a year. I think thats long enough. 04/28/2011 on Under Attack +1
#524 - **nuclearnacho rolls 15** That's really cool. I'm learnin… 04/28/2011 on ABANDONED USSR LANDMARKS +4
#84 - **nuclearnacho rolled a Rick Asley** 04/28/2011 on Never Gonna 0
#70 - Comment deleted  [+] (35 new replies) 04/27/2011 on God doesn't hate gays 0
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#73 - themanwithnoplan (04/27/2011) [-]
**themanwithnoplan rolls 30** everybody is sucking at rolling lately
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#138 - imachubbo (04/27/2011) [-]
**imachubbo rolls 64** yup :(
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#141 - imachubbo (04/27/2011) [-]
**imachubbo rolls 98** nope
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#115 - Kleenexes (04/27/2011) [-]
**Kleenexes rolls 68**
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#105 - domohawk (04/27/2011) [-]
**domohawk rolls 63** nope
#97 - supermario (04/27/2011) [-]
**supermario rolls 61** i dont
#99 - supermario (04/27/2011) [-]
oh wait yes i do
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#133 - imachubbo (04/27/2011) [-]
**imachubbo rolls 19** me either bro :(
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#94 - bananer (04/27/2011) [-]
**bananer rolls 78** me too.
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#101 - agx (04/27/2011) [-]
**agx rolls 76** I've gotten dubs before but lately my rolls are shit
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#108 - GAC (04/27/2011) [-]
**GAC rolls 59** I barely ever roll in the first place
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#112 - agx (04/27/2011) [-]
**agx rolls 97** just keep rolling
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#117 - GAC (04/27/2011) [-]
**GAC rolls 79** rolling rolling rolling
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#121 - agx (04/27/2011) [-]
**agx rolls 05** lol 97 and then you get 79
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#124 - GAC (04/27/2011) [-]
**GAC rolls 41** yeah i found that awesome dubs and we brofist
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#126 - agx (04/27/2011) [-]
**agx rolls 55** brofist
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#129 - GAC (04/27/2011) [-]
**GAC rolls 65** Brofist
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#130 - agx (04/27/2011) [-]
**agx rolls 38** imagine i get 75
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#131 - GAC (04/27/2011) [-]
**GAC rolls 19** Woulda been awesome
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#136 - agx (04/27/2011) [-]
**agx rolls 44** hory sheet
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#142 - GAC (04/27/2011) [-]
**GAC rolls 68** :D
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#148 - agx (04/27/2011) [-]
**agx rolls 41** you are the only one left without dubs
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#150 - GAC (04/27/2011) [-]
**GAC rolls 8,942** yepp and i hope i get dub dubs
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#154 - agx (04/27/2011) [-]
**agx rolls 336,498,253** last roll and im out
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#161 - GAC (04/27/2011) [-]
**GAC rolls 381,476,183** mine to
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#152 - GAC (04/27/2011) [-]
**GAC rolls 32** <(purple line :D) Nope no dubs
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#132 - GAC (04/27/2011) [-]
hey im half of yours
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#167 - bushbaby (04/27/2011) [-]
**bushbaby rolls 02** like this?
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#106 - asamp (04/27/2011) [-]
**asamp rolls 42** same
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#111 - agx (04/27/2011) [-]
**agx rolls 30** maybe adplim be hating on us
#2 - **nuclearnacho rolls 7,520** thats freakin awesome, c…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2011 on Ant vs. Spider +2
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#3 - bushbaby (04/27/2011) [-]
**bushbaby rolls 022** Totally
#15 - **nuclearnacho rolls 06** dubs and im not your friend… 04/27/2011 on bushbaby's profile 0
#2 - **nuclearnacho rolls 28** Wow, love the reference. 04/27/2011 on Hipster McFly -1

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User avatar #75 - needsauceadmisblan (12/23/2015) [-]
you removed me as a friend
im not even sure why we were Friends in the first place you do any give aways?
User avatar #76 to #75 - nuclearnacho (12/24/2015) [-]
Yeah I dunno either, was just cleaning out my list. Sorry!
User avatar #73 - soundofwinter (06/28/2014) [-]
**** you
#20 - mrsnowballs (04/01/2014) [-]
Well lets see here...
The story centers on Koyomi Araragi, a third year high school student who has recently survived a vampire attack, and finds himself mixed up with all kinds of apparitions: gods, ghosts, myths, and spirits. Oshino is an apparation hunter that helps Araragi. After the vampire attack the vampire that attacked Araragi turned into a little girl and Oshino now takes care of her. Araragi shares a special bond with this girl. So long as she is alive, Araragi is immortal.

<----- Araragi and Shinobu
User avatar #65 to #20 - nuclearnacho (06/14/2014) [-]
I think .... I think this Kaiki arc is my favorite arc. He's a really goddamn interesting characters. He does the sherlock holmes thing, but he's kinda a heartless douche (not completely) in the way he acts. I dunno, it's the most fun I've had watching a character.

inb4 Kaiki is best monogatari.
User avatar #66 to #65 - mrsnowballs (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah it was one of my favorites as well. So you weren't upset by the ending?
User avatar #67 to #66 - nuclearnacho (06/14/2014) [-]
Well, I'm only 3 episodes into it. Unless you mean the Nadeko arc earlier, then yeah, that was a pretty annoying way to end it.

Also, I'm not completely sure in what order these arcs are happening. I think it's Hanekawa -> time-travel->Mayoi feels->Nadeko->Kaiki

I suppose it's obvious there, but I want to know where the hell Araragj came from at the end of the Tsubasa arc
User avatar #68 to #67 - mrsnowballs (06/14/2014) [-]
Oh so you're not done with the second season. My bad. You'll just have to wait and see
User avatar #69 to #68 - nuclearnacho (06/15/2014) [-]
Oh damn, I see what you mean. That's pretty damn infuriating.

Although it's not akin to the series to just up and kill characters, and we did just lose Hachikuji, so I doubt they actually killed Kaiki. But hell, I was surprised by Trigun, so I'm not too great at calling these things.
User avatar #70 to #69 - mrsnowballs (06/15/2014) [-]
yeah idk what trigun is
User avatar #71 to #70 - nuclearnacho (06/15/2014) [-]
Irrelevant, I suppose.

In any case, internet says that the last few stories are gonna be aired in august, called Hanamonogatari or something. You know anything about that?
User avatar #72 to #71 - mrsnowballs (06/15/2014) [-]
yeah that's the next season. It's gonna focus on Suruga.
#62 to #20 - nuclearnacho (06/10/2014) [-]
I haven't talked to you in a bit, but holy **** that Sengoku arc was amazing.
User avatar #63 to #62 - mrsnowballs (06/11/2014) [-]
Oh, yeah. It was good. The ending was infuriating though
User avatar #61 to #20 - nuclearnacho (05/03/2014) [-]
Whelp, just started SS. That's was certainly an interesting character development...
#56 to #20 - nuclearnacho (04/27/2014) [-]
Okay, so I finished Nekomonogatari. It was good, although I was a little disappointing that they never got into the part where Araragi actually turns into a vampire. Do they get into that?
User avatar #57 to #56 - mrsnowballs (04/27/2014) [-]
No, it's supposed to be in Kizu which they haven't released yet.
User avatar #58 to #57 - nuclearnacho (04/27/2014) [-]
Oooh, so there a more seasons in the future. That's uplifting.
User avatar #59 to #58 - mrsnowballs (04/27/2014) [-]
The second season is the best one so far, you are gonna love it.
User avatar #60 to #59 - nuclearnacho (04/27/2014) [-]
I look forward to it!
User avatar #39 to #20 - nuclearnacho (04/10/2014) [-]
Dude. Just.....Dude. I just binged Nisemonogatari after slicing my finger open, and god damn is it good. And now I find out that theirs a second season that's 26 episodes long. AND an in-between show? I am enthralled. Anyway, do I watch SS or Neko next?
#40 to #39 - mrsnowballs (04/10/2014) [-]
Hehehe Neko is next. It's a prequel to the Bakemonogatari. Stuff that happened during Golden Week. Who's your favorite girl so far?
User avatar #41 to #40 - nuclearnacho (04/10/2014) [-]
Tough Question. It would either be Senjougahara or Hachikuji. Gahara because her character is ******* awesome, and Hachikuji because she's the funniest of all of them. I don't think I've seen enough Shinobu to count her out yet, though.
#42 to #41 - mrsnowballs (04/10/2014) [-]
Yeah Shinobu plays a big part in 2nd season. My favorite non loli is Senjougahara as well. Shinobu and Mayoi share the #1 loli spot for me. They're both great in their own way
User avatar #43 to #42 - nuclearnacho (04/10/2014) [-]
I think the best thing about Hachikuji is that she's like a mentor to Araragi, who's pretty much a mentor to everyone else.
#44 to #43 - mrsnowballs (04/10/2014) [-]
I know right. And they got all those funny moments together. They would make a great couple
User avatar #45 to #44 - nuclearnacho (04/10/2014) [-]
And they get the added bonus of Senjougahara not being able to see her, therefore not killing her.
#46 to #45 - mrsnowballs (04/10/2014) [-]
Yeah! I don't know if you're into that stuff but think of what an awesome threesome that would be
Yeah! I don't know if you're into that stuff but think of what an awesome threesome that would be
#47 to #46 - nuclearnacho (04/10/2014) [-]
It certainly stimulates the imagination.    
(and my &quot;in to&quot; range is fairly flexible)
It certainly stimulates the imagination.
(and my "in to" range is fairly flexible)
#48 to #47 - mrsnowballs (04/10/2014) [-]
I gtg now. And if you're &quot;off to 			****		&quot; you should check out Bakemonogatari rule 34. They got some GREAT stuff there. Oh and you've seen Nise right? What did you think of the bath scene?
I gtg now. And if you're "off to **** " you should check out Bakemonogatari rule 34. They got some GREAT stuff there. Oh and you've seen Nise right? What did you think of the bath scene?
User avatar #49 to #48 - nuclearnacho (04/10/2014) [-]
There is definitely some R34 in my future. And the bath scene was interesting, although Araragi seemed totally chill with it. Dat Toothbrush scene, though.
WHAT INCEST?
WHERE?
#50 to #49 - mrsnowballs (04/10/2014) [-]
Yes that toothbrush scene was something else. The sexual tension was through the roof
Yes that toothbrush scene was something else. The sexual tension was through the roof
User avatar #51 to #50 - nuclearnacho (04/10/2014) [-]
Before you go, do you know of any good 480p mp4 downloads for SS? I'm going on a trip, and my phone only has 8 gigs of data.
User avatar #52 to #51 - mrsnowballs (04/10/2014) [-]
Don't tell me that you've watched it on a phone. And no I don't know any sites, I stream my anime
User avatar #53 to #52 - nuclearnacho (04/10/2014) [-]
I've been watching it on my PC, but I'll be in a car for 16 hours bored to hell. Anyway, I gtg too. ttyl.
User avatar #54 to #53 - mrsnowballs (04/10/2014) [-]
Good luck reading subs on a tiny screen. Can't you borrow a tablet or a laptop or smth?
User avatar #55 to #54 - nuclearnacho (04/10/2014) [-]
ehhh, we'll have a laptop, but it's battery is pretty crap. Also, I have watched enough animu on my phone that my sub-reading skills have been refined to a point. But loading up a USB for laptop use might be my only option.
User avatar #37 to #20 - nuclearnacho (04/06/2014) [-]
Whelp, just finished it. I liked it a lot. It's last episode was pretty damn good. I'm guessing Shinobu is a more prominent character in the sequel/prequel seasons?
#38 to #37 - mrsnowballs (04/07/2014) [-]
Oh damn right she is. The next season is called Nisemonogatari and it mainly focuses on Araragi's sisters, it's my 2nd favorite season
User avatar #30 to #20 - nuclearnacho (04/04/2014) [-]
Y'know, after looking at your page and the comments there, It appears you are sort of "Bakemonogatari Evangelist". I'll bet your go door to door spreading the news of Araragi our lord and savior
#31 to #30 - mrsnowballs (04/04/2014) [-]
You were stalking me? tsk tsk tsk. I don't really mind though. Also did you intend that smiley to look that angry?
User avatar #32 to #31 - nuclearnacho (04/04/2014) [-]
Yes, good, and why the **** does the tongue smiley look that godamn pissed?
#33 to #32 - mrsnowballs (04/04/2014) [-]
It seems that you're almost done with Bakemonogatari. The next season is called Nisemonogatari, it focuses on the Fire sisters
It seems that you're almost done with Bakemonogatari. The next season is called Nisemonogatari, it focuses on the Fire sisters
User avatar #34 to #33 - nuclearnacho (04/04/2014) [-]
Are they MC's little sisters? Because they seem fun to follow.
#35 to #34 - mrsnowballs (04/04/2014) [-]
Yes they are, and I think Nise is the 2nd best season 2nd season being the best I gtg now, we'll talk more tomorrow
User avatar #36 to #35 - nuclearnacho (04/04/2014) [-]
No Prob. I'm probably not gonna finish Bake until tonight anyway
User avatar #26 to #20 - nuclearnacho (04/04/2014) [-]
Hmmm, Crunchyroll doesn't seem to have the final part(s) to Tsubasa Cat. Do you have a site I can stream them at?
#27 to #26 - mrsnowballs (04/04/2014) [-]
This is where I watched it You need to login to view this link

Also how do you like it so far?
User avatar #28 to #27 - nuclearnacho (04/04/2014) [-]
It's pretty great. What it loses in having ******** plot progression it makes up in clever dialogue and the interesting art style. So far, snail girl has best theme.
#29 to #28 - mrsnowballs (04/04/2014) [-]
Damn straight!
Damn straight!
User avatar #24 to #20 - nuclearnacho (04/03/2014) [-]
As a follow up, I now see that blonde girl is that girl in Oshino's place. Also I'm ******* loving it so far.
#25 to #24 - mrsnowballs (04/03/2014) [-]
Great! Don't forget to watch the aftercredits. Tthere is always something funny going on. Msg me when you finished the season, or when you just want to talk, discuss the anime and whatnot. I'm always open
User avatar #22 to #20 - nuclearnacho (04/01/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, also, isn't Bakemonogatari only the first season (or whatever they call it) of the monogatari series? If so, what are the others, and are they direct sequels/continuations?
#23 to #22 - mrsnowballs (04/01/2014) [-]
Nekomonogatari is a prequel to Bake. Everything else is in order
Nekomonogatari is a prequel to Bake. Everything else is in order
User avatar #21 to #20 - nuclearnacho (04/01/2014) [-]
interesting. Blondie hasn't shown up for me yet, though. Guess I'll be looking forward to it.
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