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Age: 28
Steam Profile: arkaanis
Date Signed Up:8/09/2013
Last Login:9/17/2014
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#14 - Romanian-issue weapon mentioned! Swell with pride! 09/15/2014 on Hunter's Safety +1
#222 - There are no girls on the internet. 08/26/2014 on Hello FunnyJunk! +1
#25 - God, I hate people who spoil a joke by putting the punchline i… 08/16/2014 on Using his dick as a propeller +259
#99 - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 08/16/2014 on Fat Shaming Friday +1
#13 - All of that is true, BUT! He makes more money than you and me …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2014 on Hey, Well Its Catchy. But... -8
User avatar #26 - cdsams (08/15/2014) [-]
That is unfortunate sir. In a world that is heavily saturated with wealth, assuming you live in the US money means nothing in a testament to the actual quality of a human being.
#10 - Let me lay down some wisdom on yo asses: "I keep it 300 l…  [+] (49 new replies) 08/14/2014 on Hey, Well Its Catchy. But... +317
User avatar #157 - duedum (08/15/2014) [-]
beat me to it.

Kanye is excellent
#92 - thelastelephant (08/15/2014) [-]
But...why didn't he just say that instead of be too clever?
#147 - kristovsky (08/15/2014) [-]
It's possible that another turn of phrase might not have fit into the rhythm of the song.
#83 - europe (08/15/2014) [-]
The guy did once order grapefruit juice and asked the waiter why it wasn't purple
#87 - xredstar (08/15/2014) [-]
Pretty sure that was 50 cent, not Kanye.
#88 - europe (08/15/2014) [-]
Turns out you're right
#90 - xredstar (08/15/2014) [-]
Kayne really is a smart dude, just a bat shit crazy one. Don't doubt it.
#76 - natbon has deleted their comment.
#70 - mnms (08/15/2014) [-]
#65 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/15/2014) [-]
huh, that's actually cultured and clever
#61 - nightlynutria (08/15/2014) [-]
#100 - earldibblesjr (08/15/2014) [-]
I'm not a Kanye fan, but paparazzi are pretty much the scum of the earth and I don't blame him for being a dick to them.
User avatar #82 - HAMMATIMEZ (08/15/2014) [-]
If I remember correctly, he went out to get medicine and they just hang around his house, asking questions whenever he comes out. It's a fair response to that kind of bullshit.
User avatar #72 - thefogwoggler (08/15/2014) [-]
to be fair the dudes hanging outside his home, in the dark, late at night. i think anyone would get a little annoyed by that
User avatar #56 - xdeathspawnx (08/15/2014) [-]
But wait, how will I pretend my music is superior now?
#124 - internetexplain (08/15/2014) [-]
stop pretending
#30 - grimgrey (08/15/2014) [-]
Some wisdom for your ass.

" They call me a freak cause I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat 'em
Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage
Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him? "
User avatar #46 - StewieGGriffin (08/15/2014) [-]
He was referring to when he took the mic from Taylor Swift. He wants Kanye to say that Eminem is the best.
User avatar #103 - greendroid (08/15/2014) [-]
He most certainly is not best.
User avatar #50 - grimgrey (08/15/2014) [-]
No shit.
#28 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
he's still a faggot
User avatar #25 - tomahawkkit (08/15/2014) [-]
not only have i never heard of ccc before, but i looked up what it means and i never found calm cool and collected
User avatar #40 - toosexyforyou (08/15/2014) [-]
So you're telling us you're stupid or what....?
User avatar #179 - tomahawkkit (08/15/2014) [-]
aperently yeah, can you link me something where its used
#24 - thesecretbear (08/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - edwardtrollington (08/15/2014) [-]
I've also heard that it's a reference to the Roman Senate, which was composed of 300 aristocrats. But yeah, Kanye is one hip hop artist who actually knows his shit. He's arrogant as fuck but he's definitely not stupid.
#94 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
No, he is definitely stupid, you probably just don't want him to be.
User avatar #93 - bluerangermartin (08/15/2014) [-]
"Now I could let these dream killers kill my self-esteem
Or use my arrogance as the steam to power my dreams
I use it as my gas, so they say that I'm gassed
But without it I'd be last, so I ought to laugh"

Kanye West knows how it be
#77 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
>not stupid
>live by two words
>"fuck you, pay me"
#121 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
He doesn't live by 'you' or 'me'. He lives by 'fuck' and 'pay'. He'd obviously realise that there are four words whilst he is writing the lyrics. The you and me part is referring to how he lives by the words, meaning he fucks you for money.
#127 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
It's still fucking four words
#151 - blancka (08/15/2014) [-]
What would be the point of songs, poetry or any art form if people blatantly said what they meant technically with no thought behind it?

You have all the brains of karl pilkington.
User avatar #160 - oosime (08/15/2014) [-]
nigger nigger nigger.

by that, i meant that the social standards forced upon women in this day and age take away from their potential in education and labor, thus in many industries women are not a prevalent part of the workforce.

just because i say its art doesnt mean i can just make shit up because i know i look stupid otherwise.
#161 - blancka (08/15/2014) [-]
See now you're just being ignorant.

People constantly analyse rap songs. You can find multiple in-depth analysis of any song within seconds. It's not just people going "I like how this sounds so it's art now".
User avatar #162 - oosime (08/15/2014) [-]
if 2 = 4 is art, then nigger nigger nigger is art. if you think otherwise, then youre an uncultured fuck.
#164 - blancka (08/15/2014) [-]
The point










Your head
User avatar #165 - oosime (08/15/2014) [-]
ok, ok. go ahead and tell me why 2 = 4 has meaning, but nigger nigger nigger doesnt.
#166 - blancka (08/15/2014) [-]
already explained to anon, ill copy/paste.

Because any retard with a grain of sense can assume that those four words are written with the knowledge that four is not the same number as two.

Hence the question arises, why? Maybe the words are fuck and pay, as those are the verbs, and people tend to live through actions.

There's also the interpretation that it's a joke targeted at himself. It's from an album where a major theme is him not needing college, so he's making fun of himself by saying he can't count since he's not educated, while contrasting with the already established fact that he became successful without a third level eduction.
User avatar #167 - oosime (08/15/2014) [-]
that last bit makes sense. if id had that context, i probably wouldnt have bothered getting into this. but i still would like to know hwy nigger nigger nigger isnt art?
#153 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [-]
How does being incorrect constitute thought?

Karl Pilkington's an unfunny cunt.
#158 - blancka (08/15/2014) [-]
Because any retard with a grain of sense can assume that those four words are written with the knowledge that four is not the same number as two.

Hence the question arises, why? Maybe the words are fuck and pay, as those are the verbs, and people tend to live through actions.

There's also the interpretation that it's a joke targeted at himself. It's from an album where a major theme is him not needing college, so he's making fun of himself by saying he can't count since he's not educated, while contrasting with the already established fact that he became successful without a third level eduction.
User avatar #12 - shinote (08/15/2014) [-]
I dis Kanye all I want because he's nothing but an arrogant prick who makes shitty music & acts like he owns the entire world and we should all bow down to him.
User avatar #43 - trolljunkusa (08/15/2014) [-]
Kanye's music is pure genious, and despite his TMZ personality, is actually a really cool, nice guy. He'll pick rappers off the street and make them famous like it's nothing too
User avatar #21 - Jameshaich (08/15/2014) [-]
He doesn't make shit music.

He might be an asshole, but his music aint bad.
User avatar #29 - admiralen (08/15/2014) [-]
depends, yeezus was bad.
User avatar #106 - Jameshaich (08/15/2014) [-]
never said they were all good.
User avatar #55 - xdeathspawnx (08/15/2014) [-]
Yeezus was his worst so far, but it was still one of the best of the year.
User avatar #13 - nuciferatu (08/15/2014) [-]
All of that is true, BUT! He makes more money than you and me both, my brother! Can't diss that.
User avatar #26 - cdsams (08/15/2014) [-]
That is unfortunate sir. In a world that is heavily saturated with wealth, assuming you live in the US money means nothing in a testament to the actual quality of a human being.
#250 - Israeli - Palestine conflict in a nutshell: People are killing… 07/28/2014 on If you're ignorant like me... +2
#6 - Reversing you're and your is just evil! How could my big titt…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Alternate Phrases are awesome. +2
User avatar #22 - thepinkestofthepie (07/13/2014) [-]
It was a suggestion. A damn good one, too. you're welcome.
User avatar #17 - ronyx (07/13/2014) [-]
Because you furiously rub you're dick at night.
User avatar #7 - include (07/12/2014) [-]
Beats me
#5 - Seriously?! You misspelled the "you're"? IT was lite…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on Alternate Phrases are awesome. -8
#13 - pootismang (07/13/2014) [-]
And then you looked at you're comment, and experienced the wonder of bmy big tittied mommy's amazing word filters.
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (10 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Alternate Phrases are awesome. 0
User avatar #4 - include (07/12/2014) [-]
my big tittied mommys fucking word filters
try it out.
User avatar #10 - Cookiez (07/12/2014) [-]
you're your lets see
User avatar #11 - Cookiez (07/12/2014) [-]
Good god
#40 - teevee (07/14/2014) [-]
to my big tittied mommy
#8 - lycoris (07/12/2014) [-]
All fucking day I was seeing the wrong "you're" and "your" being used and it slowly drove me insane. Even when my own comment got filtered I figured it was just me making a retarded mistake.

I'm so fucking relieved. Thank you for confirming that I'm not going crazy.
User avatar #9 - include (07/12/2014) [-]
you're welcome
User avatar #6 - nuciferatu (07/12/2014) [-]
Reversing you're and your is just evil! How could my big tittied mommy stoop so low?
User avatar #22 - thepinkestofthepie (07/13/2014) [-]
It was a suggestion. A damn good one, too. you're welcome.
User avatar #17 - ronyx (07/13/2014) [-]
Because you furiously rub you're dick at night.
User avatar #7 - include (07/12/2014) [-]
Beats me

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I deleted your comment so as to not leave ya with a bunch of red thumbs. Just thought I'd let ya know.
#1 - anonymous (08/18/2013) [-]
sa-mi sugi pula ba! muie muie muie,ia la muie
User avatar #2 to #1 - nuciferatu (08/18/2013) [-]
Ce proasta-i ma-ta
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