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#20 - **** that.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Vultures Drying Their Wings 0
User avatar #22 - dawggz (04/29/2014) [-]
where is that from?
User avatar #25 - kjeks (04/29/2014) [-]
Attack on Titan
User avatar #34 - dawggz (04/29/2014) [-]
Thans but I mean what episode?
User avatar #36 - nuaden (04/30/2014) [-]
Episode 7, about 5 or so minutes in.
User avatar #24 - garaichu (04/29/2014) [-]
Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan
User avatar #35 - dawggz (04/29/2014) [-]
Thanks, but I mean what episode?
#83 - First thing that came to mind.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Weird Kids Comp. +7
#101 - petitnoir (04/29/2014) [-]
Sorry, the text isn't exactly what you asked for.
#102 - petitnoir (04/29/2014) [-]
misscliked, comment was to #83
#100 - liuftwaffle (04/29/2014) [-]
#93 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/29/2014) [-]
Could you make one with "I am not a nigger anymore mommy!"
#50 - The **** is GAR? 04/29/2014 on Whats Your Region? 0
#166 - Picture 04/26/2014 on Easy way to get murdered +3
#44 - Picture 04/26/2014 on Twice?? 0
#7 - Picture 04/26/2014 on Title +12
#4 - Picture 04/26/2014 on Virgin and over the age of 30 +3
#9 - HFW he gets it off. 04/23/2014 on MLK had a dream 0
#79 - Picture 04/22/2014 on titons +1
#31 - Picture 04/22/2014 on Just waiting for that last... +13
#222 - Woo! 04/22/2014 on Humanity! Fuck yeah! +1
#221 - Oh please believe that size is up there on the list too. Not l… 04/22/2014 on Humanity! Fuck yeah! +1
#205 - Well, I kinda ****** that up.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Humanity! Fuck yeah! +1
User avatar #209 - solarisofcelestia (04/22/2014) [-]
I got it to work.
User avatar #222 - nuaden (04/22/2014) [-]
#204 - We share the same fetish my friend. As for ******* …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Humanity! Fuck yeah! +1
#208 - solarisofcelestia (04/22/2014) [-]
Nice. Personally, I would prefer a size difference to that I appear to be 2 to 3 inches in size compared to a sexy woman. That way i could be held in her hand, or stuffed into her pocket, or placed anywhere else. If you know what I mean. giantessbooru.com/post/view/173893
User avatar #235 - redstonealchemist (04/22/2014) [-]
...pretty sure that's related to vorephilia
User avatar #244 - solarisofcelestia (04/22/2014) [-]
I'm not tremendously into vore. But what appeals to me more is if some giant beautiful woman found me. When she sees me she thinks I would make a cute little companion for her. So she picks me up, each enormous strong finger gripping around me, binding me in her hand. She holds me up to her face, her giant eyes looking me over. I'm pinned between a large finger and thumb, both with manicured nails. With a smile and a booming voice she tries to speak softly. "It's OK, little guy. I'll keep you safe." and then she sticks me into the cleavage of her large breasts. So warm in there, I can hear her heartbeat, it sounds so powerful. I'll be a good little pet for her.
#283 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [-]
"I'm not tremendously into vore."

You'd be dead if you ever said that to anyone in real life you worthless piece of shit
#277 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/22/2014) [-]
Did you just nut while writing that out?
User avatar #279 - solarisofcelestia (04/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #248 - redstonealchemist (04/22/2014) [-]
sounds like you also have a mild bdsm fetish as well
User avatar #249 - solarisofcelestia (04/22/2014) [-]
Submission yes, violence no.
#221 - nuaden (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh please believe that size is up there on the list too. Not long after I discovered this fetish that was always something that I thought would be fun, pocket, and bikini rides. Hell I'm not much of a foot person, to be honest I hate feet. But I don't think I would mind being strapped in between her ankle, and strap for her foot ware. Think a little bit lower than this. Place the strap around my stomach, and upper thighs, and hope that I stay in place.

As far as handheld/portability goes, this size: th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/f/2013/120/3/a/poser_124___i_told_you_to_get_a_tight_grip__by_nyom87-d63ms7z.png
User avatar #205 - nuaden (04/22/2014) [-]
Well, I kinda fucked that up.
User avatar #209 - solarisofcelestia (04/22/2014) [-]
I got it to work.
User avatar #222 - nuaden (04/22/2014) [-]
#57 - Call me crazy, but I really want to try this... I have no idea… 04/22/2014 on In polish "fart" is... +4
#190 - Why? 04/20/2014 on Feels +1
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#19 - First thing to make me hurt from laughing today. Thumb for you. 04/20/2014 on Chicago Niggas are brutal +1
#18 - Fairy Tail. 04/20/2014 on Chicago Niggas are brutal 0
#57 - Picture 04/20/2014 on Don't lie +1
#60 - So much for sleep tonight, and any other night. 04/19/2014 on (untitled) +2
#392 - Stranger Banshee 04/18/2014 on Hooded Hood 0
#960 - Took quite a bit. 04/17/2014 on FJ Hobbies +2
#44 - Silly anon, not with that quality. 04/16/2014 on MFW getting frontpage 0
#11 - You are correct. I come with sauce for anyone who is …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on MFW getting frontpage 0
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/15/2014) [-]
OR: alternatively, the older and more cheaply animated series.
User avatar #44 - nuaden (04/16/2014) [-]
Silly anon, not with that quality.
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User avatar #31 - zameckis (11/11/2012) [-]
we meet again
#32 to #31 - nuaden (11/11/2012) [-]
And so we do.   
How have you been?
And so we do.

How have you been?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (11/11/2012) [-]
quite fine, i must say, thanks for asking
yourself, sir nuaden?
User avatar #34 to #33 - nuaden (11/12/2012) [-]
I am doing fairly well, how about yourself Zameckis?
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
just woke up

User avatar #36 to #35 - nuaden (11/12/2012) [-]
Ahh, I see. In that case good morning, or evening.

That would make two of us then. However I am about to head off to bed. Need some sleep before those people call upon my services for eight hours.
User avatar #25 - zameckis (10/29/2012) [-]
it's been awhile
User avatar #26 to #25 - nuaden (10/30/2012) [-]
Greetings once again.
Sorry for my delayed response, I had to work today.

How are you doing today my fair sir?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/30/2012) [-]
just woke up
dem gap between comments.,.,.,
User avatar #28 to #27 - nuaden (10/31/2012) [-]
haha, ya.
I have the next two days off so I can reply when I can. It shouldn't be like these last few replies.

How might you be doing?
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
rather fine
thanks for asking

oh lawd
i just make the gap even greater
User avatar #30 to #29 - nuaden (11/05/2012) [-]
It would seem so, fret not though.
I have gone through life with friends coming, and going. These gaps are nothing.

It's just nice to talk with people from time to time, even better if you enjoy their company.
User avatar #7 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
why, hello there
pardon for my intrusion

how are you doing on this fine day, sir nuaden?
User avatar #10 to #9 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
What's to apologize for?
I'm doing pretty good, a bit tired, but good. How about yourself Zameckis?
User avatar #11 to #10 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
well, i'm afraid that, my presence is a bother for you, so

glad to hear
me? quite dandy, if i must say
thanks for asking

let's know each other better, shall i start introducing myself first?
User avatar #12 to #11 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
It's not, I just don't think there was anything to apologize for.

Feel free my good sir.
User avatar #13 to #12 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
the monikers is zameckis
and i.,., uh.,.,. like cats
i'm not sure what to say anymore.,.,.
my ability at socializing is quite limited
User avatar #14 to #13 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
Ahh, no need to worry.
I myself am not a fair socialist, so I understand completely.

I am but a simple man, gaming most of my days. Then browsing the site during my free time.

You say you like cats? Have you seen any good LOLcats recently?
User avatar #15 to #14 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
apologize for the semi-late reply
something pop up

hm.,., haven't seen them
so, you are into gaming eh.,., hm.,.,
do tell, what genre of game you interested
User avatar #16 to #15 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
'Tis alright I have been in the company of a friend for the past few hours.
I was not aware that a whole hour passed since your reply.

Like my movies a prefer Action, and adventure. Though I also enjoy raceing, a MMO here and there. Ahh yes, how could I forget my all time favorite, RTS's.
#17 to #16 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
ah.,.,. RTS games, i'm into that too,.,., back then i used to play rise to nation, red alert, etc
it's a shame that lately, i rarely get it touch with games anymore,
lack of consoles and ****** pc

User avatar #18 to #17 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
I've been playing them since I was ten.
I can remember the day too, it was the last thing I opened but the first I played. Not the battle chest but a separate copy of both Starcraft and Starcraft: Broodwar. Other then that, I've played a few Command & Conquer titles, but I just couldn't get into them as much as I could Starcraft.
Grant I still stuck at it, but I love to play it.

But it's a shame to hear that, I work nine days during a two week period before I see an off day. Me personally I have to play games after work, it relieves the stress of not being able to hit them in the face while I'm there. But I do make sure to go out on my off days so I'm not locked inside the house every chance I get.
User avatar #19 to #18 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
ah i see.,.,
so,other than vidya games.,.,.
what's your other interest?
User avatar #20 to #19 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
Quite a few, I enjoy reading from time to time, whether it's a book or a manga. Watching either from the tv, or computer monitor. Sitting outside on a rocking chair (I'm only 21 and I'm pulling old people stunts.) providing the weather is nice, and here lately it's been dropping down to the 60s it feels great.

While at work, I enjoy talking with a few friends. When I say that I mean I can count on one hand how many I have up there. Every once in awhile when out schedules match up we will go hang out, grab a drink etc,. Then I enjoy to spend time with the family providing they are in a good mood.

I try to spread my time, doing various things. But since my of my friends are on the computer through different games I like to spend time with them that's why I play nightly.

I know you said you're a bit off when it comes to socializing, but what about yourself? Surely there's more then just cats.
User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
ah, it's not a bit off, in fact, i quite enjoy listening/reading other people
hm.,., so you are 21 eh, i'm a bit younger than you, 19

and i can as well count my friend with my hand too
who need random friend when we have true friend?

oh and i'm a bit interested in manga too, do tell, what's the recent manga you read?
let's say my interest so far is gaming and manga, we will know each other better in no tiem i believe
User avatar #22 to #21 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
I have two friends who I completely trust.
I've known one since elementary, the other since he started at the hospital we work at.

It's shocking I know, but I picked up Naruto. I didn't feel like watching the anime due to the fillers. Currently I'm up to chapter 90 or so Rock Lee vs Gaara. I finished reading Mirai Nikki a few weeks ago, and I'm currently Reading H.O.T.D. , Bleach, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

Yup, seems that way.
But out of curiosity what made you want to know a complete stranger anyways?
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
HOTD and mirai nikki is cool
too bad HOTD got hiatus for awhile

my my, fear not, i have no ill intention
all i want is someone to talk with, nothing less, nothing more
User avatar #24 to #23 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
I agree with ya, action etchi etchi etchi ac-etchi-tion. That's what I got from it. But I did enjoy the plot of it. Maybe ease off the etchi a bit and it might get better reviews, and less nosebleeds.

But I never said you did, I was just curious that's all.
User avatar #6 - crazycupcakes (03/06/2012) [-]
OMG, you're so amazing, I think I'm seriously in love with you :3 <3 I just can't get you outta my mind...
User avatar #5 - professormeatwad (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you.
I think you're just a real swell guy.
User avatar #4 - Jaystray (03/06/2012) [-]
my heart pounds everytime i see you

i think i love you
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User avatar #1 - zoidbergxxv (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you
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