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#15 - It changes every few minutes but this is the current one. 07/23/2014 on Post your desktop background 0
#25 - Yup, that's enough internet for tonight. 07/21/2014 on this is not what i expected. +1
#2810 - **nuaden rolls 482,698,007** 07/21/2014 on Top 10 Things I like About FJ 0
#83 - "Broke the Master Ball." 07/21/2014 on Holy Fuck Ma 0
#24 - **** yeah StarCraft 2!  [+] (8 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Jessie Hyde Quatro +25
#62 - yindragon (07/21/2014) [-]
Infestors are just the best. I've always loved the concept in videogames of using the enemy's firepower against them. I appreciated how they got upgraded in HoTS.
User avatar #254 - matexius (07/21/2014) [-]
Wait...Infestors got an upgrade in HotS?
I just have Wings of Liberty... So I wouldn't know...
Planning to get HotS however...when I become better than ~50 APM...
User avatar #274 - yindragon (07/21/2014) [-]
It's been a while since I played the HoTS campaign, but I seem to remember them getting a boost to the effectiveness of their abilities. I know for certain that their mind-control ability no longer requires them to be near the target constantly because they just launch some neural parasite at the enemy unit instead of latching onto it with their tendril.
#275 - matexius (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm seriously considering becoming REALLY good at SC2... if it doesn't die off first... and head into the Steel Series tournament. I don't plan on winning, just getting far enough to make a bit of money of off it.
I wanna prove to my dad that you can actually make money by playing games, albeit it could take a bit longer... Starting August, I'm gonna go into PvP. Now, I'm not that good yet... since I forget to Inject, all the time...

Also, take this... in case you don't already have it...
User avatar #276 - yindragon (07/21/2014) [-]
Dream big man. The series is pretty popular, so it probably isn't going to fade out anytime soon. I would also highly recommend HotS. It's campaign is huge fun, and ultra-replayable. And thanks for the wallpaper.
User avatar #278 - matexius (07/21/2014) [-]
There's a player from my country, Starbuck... that was one of the top Zerg players in Europe... Went against Bomber and actually held his ground...for a while marines and Koreans OP . And he's frikkin' 17 man...
Do you still play actually? Judging from your previous comments, you play/ed Zerg, I'm guessing...
Anytime... got a small bunch of them...
User avatar #279 - yindragon (07/21/2014) [-]
I play from time to time. I prefer the Zerg, but all three races have their advantages.
Also, I think being Korean is a physical requirement for being good at SC.
User avatar #280 - matexius (07/21/2014) [-]
Yeah...they do...
I tried going some other race, than Zerg, just to try them out... the Protoss were stronk, just way to slow (both to move and to create) for my tastes... I tried going with the Terrans, but just couldn't get a good grip on them.
However, I'm not complaining, the Zerg are well suited for me; fast and numerous... just wish they'd be a small tad more durable... though I think what's deliberate...
Well, I say nay at that standard.
Though the facts that Koreans play for 10 hours a day, have an entire TV channel dedicated to SC and fangirls...well...
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#20 - "You know the one." I do, that person would be me... 07/17/2014 on that one friend 0
#1845 - **nuaden rolls 573,781** 07/13/2014 on Big Titty Squeezer +1
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#66 - Well, I don't know how to make gifs, and this is how I f… 07/09/2014 on You have a penis 0
#430 - My 47 inch tv... I'm going to die. 07/07/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
#3 - gifs.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/07/2014 on You have a penis 0
#13 - swagloon (07/08/2014) [-]
If I wanted shit's gifs that could had been just one gif I'll go to tumblr.
#66 - nuaden (07/09/2014) [-]
Well, I don't know how to make gifs, and this is how I found them... on best site on the internet.
#15 - anonexplains (07/08/2014) [-]
They load faster if they're separate.
#2 - the  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2014 on You have a penis 0
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#13 - swagloon (07/08/2014) [-]
If I wanted shit's gifs that could had been just one gif I'll go to tumblr.
#66 - nuaden (07/09/2014) [-]
Well, I don't know how to make gifs, and this is how I found them... on best site on the internet.
#15 - anonexplains (07/08/2014) [-]
They load faster if they're separate.
#1 - Have  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2014 on You have a penis +2
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#13 - swagloon (07/08/2014) [-]
If I wanted shit's gifs that could had been just one gif I'll go to tumblr.
#66 - nuaden (07/09/2014) [-]
Well, I don't know how to make gifs, and this is how I found them... on best site on the internet.
#15 - anonexplains (07/08/2014) [-]
They load faster if they're separate.
#7654 - **nuaden rolls 415,079,579** 07/03/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#35 - I feel accomplished this time around with the sale. So far I'v… 06/25/2014 on Scumbag Steam 0
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#20 - That part was hilarious, also enjoyed it when he tried talking…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on Oh Deadpool 0
#30 - anonexplains (06/15/2014) [-]
Is the woman Death? Aren't they in love?
#445 - So you're a pretty tall woman who prefers side boob, interesti…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Tall & Small - LimeyLim 0
User avatar #446 - fzjoss (06/01/2014) [-]
For fucks sake dude seriously you too? Damn, read comment #439
If i was a girl, why the fuck would i post my boobs on funnyjunk? If we are talking about height, what do boobs have to do with it?
Seriously you guys are desesperate
#158 - You can be the 6'5 master race all you want but that doesn't c…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Tall & Small - LimeyLim +1
User avatar #429 - fzjoss (05/31/2014) [-]
Heh, i know, i was just making a point on how tall i am, but actually i preffer side boobs.

Although you gotta admit that there are some ugly titty b*tches out there

User avatar #445 - nuaden (06/01/2014) [-]
So you're a pretty tall woman who prefers side boob, interesting. That leads me to ask have you ever met another woman taller than you to the point of that's what you see is their side boob?
What? My mind tends to wander. It likes to play the 'what-if' game a lot.

Also, on a side note that's probably the last time I open any links while at work that records, and logs all activity on their wifi.
Why, why were there hairy ones? I didn't even know hair could grow there on a woman.
User avatar #446 - fzjoss (06/01/2014) [-]
For fucks sake dude seriously you too? Damn, read comment #439
If i was a girl, why the fuck would i post my boobs on funnyjunk? If we are talking about height, what do boobs have to do with it?
Seriously you guys are desesperate
#434 - basichaharemix (05/31/2014) [-]
This made me sad Yo...why were one of those titties so hairy?
#3 - Well I hope you're happy. You got my hopes up that the sale st… 05/27/2014 on (untitled) +2
#127 - Did I just see someone die? 05/23/2014 on oh god yes +7
#4 - I just started watching Doctor Who about two or so mont… 05/23/2014 on Frieeeeend ! 0
#2 - Jokes on you, I read it in Adam Wests voice. I…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Chicks Be Trippin' 0
User avatar #3 - sexyhimself (05/20/2014) [-]
... you have seen either 2 or two episodes?

2 or two episodes.......

2. or two. episodes......
#4 - Silthrim (05/20/2014) [-]
#36 - jackmanagan (05/20/2014) [-]
posting katia without inviting me is a serious offense
User avatar #5 - sexyhimself (05/20/2014) [-]
ofcourse, it all makes sense now.


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User avatar #31 - zameckis (11/11/2012) [-]
we meet again
#32 to #31 - nuaden (11/11/2012) [-]
And so we do.   
How have you been?
And so we do.

How have you been?
User avatar #33 to #32 - zameckis (11/11/2012) [-]
quite fine, i must say, thanks for asking
yourself, sir nuaden?
User avatar #34 to #33 - nuaden (11/12/2012) [-]
I am doing fairly well, how about yourself Zameckis?
User avatar #35 to #34 - zameckis (11/12/2012) [-]
just woke up

User avatar #36 to #35 - nuaden (11/12/2012) [-]
Ahh, I see. In that case good morning, or evening.

That would make two of us then. However I am about to head off to bed. Need some sleep before those people call upon my services for eight hours.
User avatar #25 - zameckis (10/29/2012) [-]
it's been awhile
User avatar #26 to #25 - nuaden (10/30/2012) [-]
Greetings once again.
Sorry for my delayed response, I had to work today.

How are you doing today my fair sir?
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (10/30/2012) [-]
just woke up
dem gap between comments.,.,.,
User avatar #28 to #27 - nuaden (10/31/2012) [-]
haha, ya.
I have the next two days off so I can reply when I can. It shouldn't be like these last few replies.

How might you be doing?
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (11/05/2012) [-]
rather fine
thanks for asking

oh lawd
i just make the gap even greater
User avatar #30 to #29 - nuaden (11/05/2012) [-]
It would seem so, fret not though.
I have gone through life with friends coming, and going. These gaps are nothing.

It's just nice to talk with people from time to time, even better if you enjoy their company.
User avatar #7 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #8 to #7 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
why, hello there
pardon for my intrusion

how are you doing on this fine day, sir nuaden?
User avatar #10 to #9 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
What's to apologize for?
I'm doing pretty good, a bit tired, but good. How about yourself Zameckis?
User avatar #11 to #10 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
well, i'm afraid that, my presence is a bother for you, so

glad to hear
me? quite dandy, if i must say
thanks for asking

let's know each other better, shall i start introducing myself first?
User avatar #12 to #11 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
It's not, I just don't think there was anything to apologize for.

Feel free my good sir.
User avatar #13 to #12 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
the monikers is zameckis
and i.,., uh.,.,. like cats
i'm not sure what to say anymore.,.,.
my ability at socializing is quite limited
User avatar #14 to #13 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
Ahh, no need to worry.
I myself am not a fair socialist, so I understand completely.

I am but a simple man, gaming most of my days. Then browsing the site during my free time.

You say you like cats? Have you seen any good LOLcats recently?
User avatar #15 to #14 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
apologize for the semi-late reply
something pop up

hm.,., haven't seen them
so, you are into gaming eh.,., hm.,.,
do tell, what genre of game you interested
User avatar #16 to #15 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
'Tis alright I have been in the company of a friend for the past few hours.
I was not aware that a whole hour passed since your reply.

Like my movies a prefer Action, and adventure. Though I also enjoy raceing, a MMO here and there. Ahh yes, how could I forget my all time favorite, RTS's.
#17 to #16 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
ah.,.,. RTS games, i'm into that too,.,., back then i used to play rise to nation, red alert, etc
it's a shame that lately, i rarely get it touch with games anymore,
lack of consoles and ****** pc

User avatar #18 to #17 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
I've been playing them since I was ten.
I can remember the day too, it was the last thing I opened but the first I played. Not the battle chest but a separate copy of both Starcraft and Starcraft: Broodwar. Other then that, I've played a few Command & Conquer titles, but I just couldn't get into them as much as I could Starcraft.
Grant I still stuck at it, but I love to play it.

But it's a shame to hear that, I work nine days during a two week period before I see an off day. Me personally I have to play games after work, it relieves the stress of not being able to hit them in the face while I'm there. But I do make sure to go out on my off days so I'm not locked inside the house every chance I get.
User avatar #19 to #18 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
ah i see.,.,
so,other than vidya games.,.,.
what's your other interest?
User avatar #20 to #19 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
Quite a few, I enjoy reading from time to time, whether it's a book or a manga. Watching either from the tv, or computer monitor. Sitting outside on a rocking chair (I'm only 21 and I'm pulling old people stunts.) providing the weather is nice, and here lately it's been dropping down to the 60s it feels great.

While at work, I enjoy talking with a few friends. When I say that I mean I can count on one hand how many I have up there. Every once in awhile when out schedules match up we will go hang out, grab a drink etc,. Then I enjoy to spend time with the family providing they are in a good mood.

I try to spread my time, doing various things. But since my of my friends are on the computer through different games I like to spend time with them that's why I play nightly.

I know you said you're a bit off when it comes to socializing, but what about yourself? Surely there's more then just cats.
User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
ah, it's not a bit off, in fact, i quite enjoy listening/reading other people
hm.,., so you are 21 eh, i'm a bit younger than you, 19

and i can as well count my friend with my hand too
who need random friend when we have true friend?

oh and i'm a bit interested in manga too, do tell, what's the recent manga you read?
let's say my interest so far is gaming and manga, we will know each other better in no tiem i believe
User avatar #22 to #21 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
I have two friends who I completely trust.
I've known one since elementary, the other since he started at the hospital we work at.

It's shocking I know, but I picked up Naruto. I didn't feel like watching the anime due to the fillers. Currently I'm up to chapter 90 or so Rock Lee vs Gaara. I finished reading Mirai Nikki a few weeks ago, and I'm currently Reading H.O.T.D. , Bleach, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

Yup, seems that way.
But out of curiosity what made you want to know a complete stranger anyways?
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (10/03/2012) [-]
HOTD and mirai nikki is cool
too bad HOTD got hiatus for awhile

my my, fear not, i have no ill intention
all i want is someone to talk with, nothing less, nothing more
User avatar #24 to #23 - nuaden (10/03/2012) [-]
I agree with ya, action etchi etchi etchi ac-etchi-tion. That's what I got from it. But I did enjoy the plot of it. Maybe ease off the etchi a bit and it might get better reviews, and less nosebleeds.

But I never said you did, I was just curious that's all.
User avatar #6 - crazycupcakes (03/06/2012) [-]
OMG, you're so amazing, I think I'm seriously in love with you :3 <3 I just can't get you outta my mind...
User avatar #5 - professormeatwad (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you.
I think you're just a real swell guy.
User avatar #4 - Jaystray (03/06/2012) [-]
my heart pounds everytime i see you

i think i love you
User avatar #3 - juggalotank (03/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - zoidbergxxv (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you
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