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#4 - Played my first WH40k yesterday. It was fun... …  [+] (8 new replies) 06/30/2015 on In WH40k, Helmets are for... +1
User avatar #5 - derivat (06/30/2015) [-]
>Necron
>Not Spees Mahreens

Why?
User avatar #25 - subaqueousreach (07/01/2015) [-]
As much as I love the Emperor, Space Marines just weren't doing it for me, so I switched over to Tau.
#29 - Trashcat (07/01/2015) [-]
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User avatar #15 - potatot (07/01/2015) [-]
necrons are gangster as fuck yo
#11 - John Cena (07/01/2015) [-]
when the skeleton war happens, you'll be sorry
#10 - Killerwale (07/01/2015) [-]
cause, why not? there's like 18+ "factions" you can play and space marines being the most common.
User avatar #20 - derivat (07/01/2015) [-]
Fucking heretics man
#15 - puddems is best redhead 06/29/2015 on red +2
#9 - Saw Firefly... it was okay... not great... just okay. … 06/23/2015 on Firefly 0
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2015 on Wheeeee SPACE AIDS!!! +4
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#14 - Well i can hardly say anything about the story itself, me bein…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on ntns's profile 0
User avatar #15 - smokekusheveryday (05/04/2015) [-]
Awesome thanks man lol that was over a year ago i wrote this sotry and to be honest...... while a year ago i would totally go back and change a shitload now..... well Puffa has left the caln since due to years of botched patches that pissed him off too much thought maybe if my other clan mates ask i replace the name with different characters.....and maybe totally rehaul the story
#9 - thats fine  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on ntns's profile 0
User avatar #13 - smokekusheveryday (05/04/2015) [-]
It's a long read and i wrote this story back when my clan Elite Army Air corps in warthunder was at the peak of the leaderboards alas this story was centered around Me AV1 (alphavictor1 andmy other commander puffa thid was literally over a year ago and puffa doesn't play anymore
User avatar #14 - ntns (05/04/2015) [-]
Well i can hardly say anything about the story itself, me being an idiot when it comes to anything with a motor. But what i can say is that you should try and keep the story in the same tense. I prefere past tense but present might work just as well. Try to cut down on the names as Alphavictor and Puffafish are nice for a start but Describing the pilot/plane is much more effective and gives a more engaging story.

All in all i enjoyed even though i know absolute shit about planes 8/10
User avatar #15 - smokekusheveryday (05/04/2015) [-]
Awesome thanks man lol that was over a year ago i wrote this sotry and to be honest...... while a year ago i would totally go back and change a shitload now..... well Puffa has left the caln since due to years of botched patches that pissed him off too much thought maybe if my other clan mates ask i replace the name with different characters.....and maybe totally rehaul the story
#7652 - Deviant would be things like: Vore, tentacle, mindcontrol,… 04/18/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
#7629 - Well it would be look like /d/ and would clean out the hentai …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
User avatar #7646 - adunsaveme (04/18/2015) [-]
I have absolutely no idea what you mean by deviant.

But brony and hentai are separate because there's a lot of mlp porn and a large number of people don't want to see it.
Same reason there's a furry board and a gay board.
User avatar #7652 - ntns (04/18/2015) [-]
Deviant would be things like:
Vore, tentacle, mindcontrol, transformation etc.
#7611 - Is there a chance we could get a deviant board? ... …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Ask a Mod 0
User avatar #7623 - adunsaveme (04/18/2015) [-]
A what?
User avatar #7629 - ntns (04/18/2015) [-]
Well it would be look like /d/ and would clean out the hentai board. Meaning that those who wanted to enjoy simple hentai would have that opportunity and those who wanted to enjoy the more deviant options would be able to do so.

The same way that the Brony NSFW board and Hentai board is not the same.
User avatar #7646 - adunsaveme (04/18/2015) [-]
I have absolutely no idea what you mean by deviant.

But brony and hentai are separate because there's a lot of mlp porn and a large number of people don't want to see it.
Same reason there's a furry board and a gay board.
User avatar #7652 - ntns (04/18/2015) [-]
Deviant would be things like:
Vore, tentacle, mindcontrol, transformation etc.
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User avatar #8 - smokekusheveryday (05/04/2015) [-]
Thoughts of home drifted through Puffafish's mind as he coaxed his spitfire's engine prompting to go faster." I was supposed to be a transfer for the RAAF stationed near huxly, not fighting on the front line close to London" he thought to himself. The deafening boom of 500 lb bomb hitting one the house thousands of feet below him bringing him back into the current moment. Suddenly a BF-109 appears on his tail and fires it's 12.7 mm guns at wing leaving a gaping hole on Puffafish's left right wing. "Cover me !" he yells into his radio as he banks hard to the left in a attempt to shake the BF-109. A voice crackles over the radio " I copy you Puffafish, you gotta BF-109 on you 7 O clock . Move to 2345 feet towards me.

Alphavictor1 jams his P-39N Aircobra's throttle to the max and adjust his course to the northeast. " I am 1.08 meters out puffafish hang on" he yells into the radio. Alphavictor1 noses his aircobra down pushing his engine speed past 385 mph and begins his dive on the BF-109 tailing puffafish. AlphaVictor1 squeezes his trigger making his powerful 37 mm cannon and 4 12.7 mm machine guns shake the frame of his airplane and watches as the bulky armored target rounds rip the BF-109's right wing off.

Descending down to Puffafish's altitude AlphaVictor1 notices black smoke leaking from puffafish's engine. "Alphavictor1 to puffafish it looks like you're leaking fuel bad,i'll escort you in for landing on airstrip bravo over". Puffafish breaks over the static "Roger that Alphavictor1, Thanks".

Puffafish glances at his gauges in his cockpit,drops his landing gear ,decreases his throttle to 40% and put his flaps on landing .Bullet holes pepper various gauges and parts of the canopy making it harder to land his wounded spitfire. " Puffafish to Alphavictor1, my wing is hit bad might not be able to make this a smooth landing over".

The altimeter's glass cover in puffafish's cockpit was shattered after a stray 12.7 mm armored target bullet passed though his engine and exited through his gauges barely missing his left shoulder. A glance at the shattered instrument showed his spitfire to be at 567 feet and rapidly losing altitude thanks to the engine no longer working at full strength. "Puffafish to Alphavictor1, I cannot maintain current altitude much longer i'm loosing engine speed and fast. I estimate being about .68 miles out ,over".

Slowly Puffafish begins his decent towards the airstrip and levels out his plane in a desperate attempt to safely ground his wounded aircraft ,Suddenly the powerful roar of his Rolls Royce Merlin X2 is silenced as his De Havilland propeller makes 3 last full rotations and comes to a stand still. "Puffafish to Alphavictor, my engine is dead and i'm not coming in fast enough" he radioed over the static. A few moments later Alphavictor1's voice crackles through the static " You're going to want as little speed as possible Puffafish and don't break to hard, Best of luck and godspeed".
User avatar #10 to #8 - smokekusheveryday (05/04/2015) [-]
Puffafish takes one last glance at his gauges and breathes deep. "Okay chap relax you've got this you're cruising at 87 mph and doing good" he tells himself. Puffafish airbrakes his wounded spitfire on approach bringing it down to 68 mph and aligns his Spitfire with the airstrip runway. The airstrip was nothing more than a very long dusty patch of ground and not furnished with concrete pavement like some of the better established bases but Puffafish knew full well that even a crash landing on a runway of raw earth could ruin his plane just as good as concrete could.
Puffafish's landing gear touches down on the hard earth but his spitfire's flaps catch some air lifting his plane 5 inches from the ground, once more puffafish angles his plane slightly down to touch the runway once more but this time the landing gear touches down hard and the two front wheels on his wings are ripped off by impact. Stripped of it's landing gear Puffafish's Spitfire glides on it's metal belly until it come to a fullstop.Repair teams rushed out onto the runway like ants swarming towards the bullet peppered figher and helped Puffafish out of his busted up spitfire."Oh god my crew chief is going to give me hell when he see the state of my plane" Puffafish thought.Shortly after Puffafishes spitfire was dragged off the runway and into the hangar ,Alphavictor1 heard Puffafish's crew chief yelling in the background about a being forced to take apart and aircraft every time Puffafish flies.Alphavictor1 chuckled to himself as he lowered his engine speed ,engaged his landing gear,and set his flaps to landing. Alphavictor1's aircobra touched down the runway like a graceful angel and slowed to gentle stop as he eased on the airbrake and turned off his engine. Unlocking the latch on his canopy, Alphavictor1 stood up and hopped out his his plane onto the tarmac and singaled the crew chieg to have it pulled into the empty hangar next to puffafishe's.

Alphavictor1 walked into the hangar, past the Briefing room and headed straight for the messhall for a cold beer for some rest and relaxation after today's stressful flight. "Give me an HSB " he told the bartender with a confident grin on his face as he watched the froth flow to the top of his drink. For the past 4 weeks after battle Alphavictor1 would order a different british beer everytime he shot an enemy plane down or destroyed a ground target.Alphavictor grabbed his HSB and chugged it down like a man who hadn't had a drink for a week straight and was about to order another drink when two very important looking millitary men approached him at the bar and stopped him. Alphavictor looked the two figures up and down anylyzing them ,One figure tall and the other figure short. "Your callsign is Alphavictor1 correct? We think you should come with us" the shorter one said.Now Alphavictor1 was not someone who was tolerant of being interrupted while enjoying a beer didn't respond or react veryly quickly to the news that his happyhour was being cut short. " I've got a proposal to make for you. If you **** off and let me enjoy my beer I won't have to be the one to knock some sense into your head" replied Alphavictor with a cocky attitude. Well apparenlty the two mysterious millitary were not amused with Alphavictor's proposal ,since the taller of the two decide to punch Alphavictor in the ribs in an effort to make him more cooperative. But Alphavictor was no slouch in a fight and saw what the taller mystery figure was trying to do ,quick as lightning Alphavictor slams the empty glass beer mug against his assailants hand.A sickening crunch was audible as the mystery millitary man's fist bone collided with the thick glass beer mug breaking it and imbedding shards of glass in the tall mans hand.
User avatar #11 to #10 - smokekusheveryday (05/04/2015) [-]
It was the smaller of the two mysterymen who stepped foward next " AlphaVictor we aren't here to arrest you and we would prefer leaving here without having to arrest,While i do apologize for my partners actions we do need you to come with us.Afterall you did sign a form saying you would protect and fight for your country". Alphavictor agreed to accompany them but he was unsure as to where they were taking him and what they need him for. As it turned out they were taking him to the briefing rooom for a very special mission that would involve two squadrons working together and also that Puffafish and him were to rendevousz with a Advanced Aircraft carrier immediatley.As he entered the briefing room it was clear that puffafish was not pleased with his new retasking "Sir I do not feel comfortable with flying a german plane let alone with learning another language" he said with clear disdain in his voice. "You don't have to like it Puff, you just have to do as your told" the flight command told him. "Gentleman you will be flying german BF-190 E-3's and you will leave for the aircraft carrier at 0200.

AlphaVictor had no complaints about the mission but that was normal for Alphavictor.Once upon a time Alphavictor did not believe that he'd have to feel guilty for killing another man in war afterall they were the enemy ,It was only natural to kill when in a kill or be killed situation right? One year ago Alphavictor had been shot down over some small town called Kaunas in russia.After escaping his wing torn P39N that was on fire at the engine he was spotted by a small russian boy and his dog and suddenly every soldier in 45 mile radius knew where he was hiding when the boy shot up a flare and the proceeded to shoot him in the shoulder with a flare round.Every nerve ending in his shoulder was on fire with pain when the hot flare round exploded on skin badly burng the flesh and muscle where it hit,Instictively Alphavictor pulled out his standard issued side arm MK 23 and snapped off a shot at the kids chest out of self defence the .45 ACP round doing it's destructive damage to to the kids body.He had meant to wound the kid not kill him .After being on the run for 3 weeks he managed to get in touch and rendevouz with a marine seal team that was on the mountainside camped out nice and hidden to kill one the russian top pilots that was shooting down more american planes than our pilots could handle.But when you're on the run that long you start to operate differently ,things like killing another man in war just come easy and without a second thought it almost started to begin a competition between the pilots to see who could get more kills.That's why Alphavictor had no problem getting a chance to fly another plane ,it was all about the plane so when he found out about learning german to confuse the air traffic controller on the newly built advanced massive aircraft carrier it sparked a light in his eye."Hmm, causing mischief and death amongst the luftwaffe sounds quite fun and it's definitley my kind of trouble " Alphavictor mumbled to himself as he stepped out onto the runway and inspected the BF-109 E3 walk circles around it.
User avatar #12 to #11 - smokekusheveryday (05/04/2015) [-]
The BF-109's wings were supposed to be sharp unlike the rounded wings of the P39N yet just as long giving the BF-109's a ability to climb unlike any other aircraft in the skies giving it a fearful reputation of being quite dangerous.However most BF-109's he had fought had a considerably shorter wingspan while this refitted BF-109's wingspan was very much like that of a P38G and even stranger it's wings were slightly rounded off at the end.Originally the BF-109 E3 was outfitted with two 7.62mm machine guns and two 20mm cannons but this particular variant was clearly much more dangerous in the way that instead of having a set of two 7.62 machine guns it had an additional two 20mm cannons making it quad cannon flying machine of death. At first glance only the guns and the wings seemed to be upgraded but as Alphavictor looked more closely at the canopy of the MesserSchmidt it appears to be more heavily protected the glass seems to be quite thicker and had plated armor outfitted around the cannopy frame making it look much more tougher.The more Alphavictor walked around the MesserSchmidt Emmel the more he appreciated it's beauty and strength and noted that it look quite mean looking in addition to being dangerous. "It would be a great pleasure to fly this plane" thought Alphavictor after thoroughly examining the newly out fitted BF-109.

The morning fog had bareley lifted when Alphavictor and Puffafish rose from their beds's and donned their flight suits. Apparenlty at 1500 in the morning orders had come through from High Command to leave straight away and head for their rendevous point which was the location of a Aircraft carrier should be within the next 8 hours."Hey Puff don't you think it's a little odd that we weren't told the name of the aircraft carrier were supposed to be regrouping with,I mean it is a friendly Aircraft carrier right?"Alphavictor1 mumbled nonchanatly. And for a short while Puffa was silent, "well obviously it's a friendly, I mean you don't honestly think High Command would sent two pilots against a enemy aircraft carrier all by themselves do you? That'd be suicide even if we are the best britian has to offer". Putting such thoughts aside Alphavictor climbed into the cockpits of their planes and gave their aircrafts a quick check to make sure everything was in working order
User avatar #7 - smokekusheveryday (05/04/2015) [-]
umm so i cant post itall in one reply cause it exceed way pover 4000 thousand character
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User avatar #9 to #7 - ntns (05/04/2015) [-]
thats fine
User avatar #13 to #9 - smokekusheveryday (05/04/2015) [-]
It's a long read and i wrote this story back when my clan Elite Army Air corps in warthunder was at the peak of the leaderboards alas this story was centered around Me AV1 (alphavictor1 andmy other commander puffa thid was literally over a year ago and puffa doesn't play anymore
User avatar #14 to #13 - ntns (05/04/2015) [-]
Well i can hardly say anything about the story itself, me being an idiot when it comes to anything with a motor. But what i can say is that you should try and keep the story in the same tense. I prefere past tense but present might work just as well. Try to cut down on the names as Alphavictor and Puffafish are nice for a start but Describing the pilot/plane is much more effective and gives a more engaging story.

All in all i enjoyed even though i know absolute **** about planes 8/10
User avatar #15 to #14 - smokekusheveryday (05/04/2015) [-]
Awesome thanks man lol that was over a year ago i wrote this sotry and to be honest...... while a year ago i would totally go back and change a ******** now..... well Puffa has left the caln since due to years of botched patches that pissed him off too much thought maybe if my other clan mates ask i replace the name with different characters.....and maybe totally rehaul the story
User avatar #2 - khl (04/06/2013) [-]
Hey man, you trade items ?
#1 - lawlbird (10/25/2012) [-]
Thanks mate, glad you like my name! :D
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