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#172 - I would like to answer your question but I have idea what it no means. 07/24/2013 on Flowers 0
#105 - I just like making fun of you Phanact. To be honest it's actua…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2013 on Flowers -2
#155 - damnchinks (07/24/2013) [-]
>implying funnyjunk has funny
#101 - At first I was like (FUNNY) but then I saw Phana…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Flowers -11
User avatar #148 - Nahyon (07/24/2013) [-]
You couldn't made it shittier, coudln't you ?
User avatar #172 - nsfwbrowserv (07/24/2013) [-]
I would like to answer your question but I have idea what it no means.
User avatar #103 - phanact (07/24/2013) [-]
Why does it matter who posted it?
If you found it funny, thumb it up
#169 - iwilldeletenotatw (07/24/2013) [-]
Hey, Phanact. I have a serious question to ask you but not on a post. Do you mind? I promise it's nothing bad. I'm not like that. Thanks in advance.
User avatar #173 - phanact (07/24/2013) [-]
#174 - iwilldeletenotatw (07/24/2013) [-]
First I'd like to thank you for your response. You're a pretty cool guy.
Since I am not a subscriber, do you have a certain time of the day that you post?
I might be wrong, but I believe that you are in US EST. Is that correct?
I just wondered if you had a specific time for uploading your posts. Thanks!

Here's a fox cub jumping over a dog for your troubles.
User avatar #175 - phanact (07/24/2013) [-]
I do it randomly at different times of day
#176 - iwilldeletenotatw (07/25/2013) [-]
Is there a way I can know when you've posted?
I know I sound like retard.
User avatar #177 - phanact (07/25/2013) [-]
I dunno
#162 - princemolestia (07/24/2013) [-]
i know that there would be a comment like this eventually
#106 - aglet (07/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #105 - nsfwbrowserv (07/24/2013) [-]
I just like making fun of you Phanact. To be honest it's actually because this post isn't funny, all I see is one of those average teen facebook posts and a comment that doesn't make any sense.
#155 - damnchinks (07/24/2013) [-]
>implying funnyjunk has funny
#67 - ads 07/23/2013 on Awesome boss -2
#112 - Too bad Kokoro Connect is bad 07/23/2013 on Masters of Romance -2
#85 - You totally took this out of proportion and completely misunde… 07/23/2013 on This girl gets it -2
#80 - So how exactly is asking someone to make you a sandwich being …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on This girl gets it +1
User avatar #90 - imonaboatman (07/23/2013) [-]
There's nothing wrong with asking politely. I'm talking about when guys say stuff like "Bitch, go make me a sandwich." That's being lazy and disrespectful.
#116 - Was it worth it?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Faith in humanity +2
#202 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
let me work it
#122 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
Would you rather him say that he felt nothing....love and compassion are definitely not a necessity to you....
#236 - >obligatory red wedding gif 07/23/2013 on Some Villains +3
#179 - Thank you. Funnyjunk's **** ******* … 07/22/2013 on The Girls from NSFW 0
#457 - (So much rage is going on in this thread) It all depends o… 07/22/2013 on Some stuff #6 0
#45 - "You're rich You're rich You're rich You're r… 07/22/2013 on Funeral Wish 0
#333 - Clearly you didn't bother reading any of my beautifully long c…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Some stuff #6 -1
#369 - harleycurnow (07/22/2013) [-]
The addition of a baseball bat doesn't counter the strength difference because a baseball bat is a blunt object and so I would assume it is the difference in bone and muscle strength and density. A baseball bat at the hands of someone with moderate strength would be sufficient to break some weak bones but not stronger ones like the femur or bones with lots of body matter surrounding them that would absorb some of the impact. So averagely speaking, men have denser bones, stronger muscles and more 'flesh' surrounding bones so a bat would cause damage to both, it would do more damage to an average woman than it would to an average man. Put someone weak and skinny in the equation like me and a female fighter in the equation and i'll end up in pieces but on average, men are more resilient to baseball bats.
User avatar #457 - nsfwbrowserv (07/22/2013) [-]
(So much rage is going on in this thread)
It all depends on how strong the person is, and where/how they hit the person with the bat. If it's too the head, a metal bat can do some pretty decent damage and, in fact, kill a person. If the person is hit multiple times it won't matter if a bat can only "break some weak bones" because if you beat someone enough, it'll shatter more than just a weak bone, whether it's male or female. It may do more damage than a woman than a man but in the end it barely makes a difference since both would stand no chance against an averagely strong person with a bat.

If you want to get into every single detail then yeah, you could it would generally take less hits to do more damage to a female, but in the end it doesn't matter when someone's being beaten with a bat, thus causing it to be unrelated to the subject at hand.
#49 - Ah, I love game of thrones gifs. 07/22/2013 on Genius 0
#200 - They didn't really. There were about two replies and neither o… 07/22/2013 on Some stuff #6 -1
#174 - Actually no. You see, a baseball bat is a metal object and eve…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Some stuff #6 0
User avatar #175 - lyraheartstrings (07/22/2013) [-]
Thank you, because I hadn't read through the other replies saying the exact same thing already
User avatar #200 - nsfwbrowserv (07/22/2013) [-]
They didn't really. There were about two replies and neither of them specifically mentioned the fact that a baseball bat removes the strength difference advantage. I figured since you made a comment like that in the first place, you would need to have it thoroughly explained to you why your comment doesn't make sense to people, especially since you tried to defend yourself in your second comment. You're welcome anyway, as a tip I recommend you think about things logically before you say them, and try not to be so rash and life. Doing so will get you places.
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User avatar #183 - lyraheartstrings (07/22/2013) [-]
I made a statement, someone replied, I ackowledged his point, and then explained where my statement came from. If you accept that, fine. If you don't accept that, fine.

I'm not depending my point further, people don't agree with me and they have every right to do that. Quit bitching and move on with your day
User avatar #187 - lyraheartstrings (07/22/2013) [-]
#185 - dumerveil has deleted their comment.
User avatar #186 - lyraheartstrings (07/22/2013) [-]
I didn't mean you, I meant in general. There's be multiple replies to it already and I'm sure I'll have a lot more people saying the same exact thing to me tomorrow as well.
#48 - are they having le sex? 07/22/2013 on 300$ -1
#131 - The only reason I could see people thumbing you down is becaus… 07/22/2013 on 'Murica 0
#132 - Comment deleted 07/21/2013 on Retards everywhere +2
#175 - Comment deleted 07/21/2013 on The points don't matter +1
#355 - Wow, i'd hate to be gay . I'd rather stay inside and play vid… 07/21/2013 on Supportive Dad +2
#694 - No 07/21/2013 on Why must I cry -1
#23 - My friends' dad once logged onto his steam account and asked w… 07/19/2013 on Caught in the act +2
#81 - Too bad that anime sucks  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Satellites orbiting earth... +1
User avatar #110 - redstonealchemist (07/19/2013) [-]
maybe it does suck, but right now i'm writing a short novel based on somewhat screwy physics and it takes place in the future with some awesome advances in technology such as making an alloy that grabs dark energy in the surroundings and uses that to push itself around an electromagnet to create an infinite amount of energy but is limited to 10kw and when charging, charges 2kw an hour (so it's not OP'd). this nifty machine fits in your hand, can make EMPs, EM fields, microgravity, antigravity, etc
User avatar #103 - icefried (07/19/2013) [-]
The manga is good though.
#30 - What kind of logic is that? That's like saying if you have a b… 07/19/2013 on What's the Difference... 0
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