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#139 - thank mr skeltal 07/24/2014 on Chivalry +1
#2516 - **nrwlz rolls 169,345,971** 07/11/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#135034 - im not worried about me. Her dad died last year which probably… 05/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#135032 - I want to know why too, but I wont be finding out any time soo…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#135033 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
It makes absolutely no sense. If you lose a friend over this, they weren't ever your friends to start with. You did nothing wrong.
User avatar #135034 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
im not worried about me. Her dad died last year which probably has something to do with her response, so just in case i dont want her to feel like scum and hurt herself or anyone else [mentally or physically].
thats still no excuse to make me miserable but hey hey what can i do.
#135030 - No. What happened is done. I just need to feel better.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#135031 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you feel better if you could understand why she did that? I sure as hell would, that's why i was trying to understand it. woman logic i guess

Well I will just give you the advice i give everyone who wants to feel better. Spent some time alone, do some kind of sports like working out, cardio or whatever. It releases anger, makes you feel better in general and gives you time to think, while it's also a healthy thing to do.
User avatar #135032 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
I want to know why too, but I wont be finding out any time soon. Thank you.
I really just don't want any friendships destroyed over this.
#135033 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
It makes absolutely no sense. If you lose a friend over this, they weren't ever your friends to start with. You did nothing wrong.
User avatar #135034 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
im not worried about me. Her dad died last year which probably has something to do with her response, so just in case i dont want her to feel like scum and hurt herself or anyone else [mentally or physically].
thats still no excuse to make me miserable but hey hey what can i do.
#135028 - "im going to ask her out after the movie if i dont pussy …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#135029 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Maybe she misunderstood the pussy part somehow and told something different to the girl you wanted to ask out?
User avatar #135030 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
No. What happened is done. I just need to feel better.
#135031 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you feel better if you could understand why she did that? I sure as hell would, that's why i was trying to understand it. woman logic i guess

Well I will just give you the advice i give everyone who wants to feel better. Spent some time alone, do some kind of sports like working out, cardio or whatever. It releases anger, makes you feel better in general and gives you time to think, while it's also a healthy thing to do.
User avatar #135032 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
I want to know why too, but I wont be finding out any time soon. Thank you.
I really just don't want any friendships destroyed over this.
#135033 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
It makes absolutely no sense. If you lose a friend over this, they weren't ever your friends to start with. You did nothing wrong.
User avatar #135034 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
im not worried about me. Her dad died last year which probably has something to do with her response, so just in case i dont want her to feel like scum and hurt herself or anyone else [mentally or physically].
thats still no excuse to make me miserable but hey hey what can i do.
#135019 - >take the bus home, fighting back tears >get in room…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#135026 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Wait. Tell me EXACTLY what you told your mutual friend. Word for word please, as far as you remember.
User avatar #135028 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
"im going to ask her out after the movie if i dont pussy out again"
#135029 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Maybe she misunderstood the pussy part somehow and told something different to the girl you wanted to ask out?
User avatar #135030 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
No. What happened is done. I just need to feel better.
#135031 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you feel better if you could understand why she did that? I sure as hell would, that's why i was trying to understand it. woman logic i guess

Well I will just give you the advice i give everyone who wants to feel better. Spent some time alone, do some kind of sports like working out, cardio or whatever. It releases anger, makes you feel better in general and gives you time to think, while it's also a healthy thing to do.
User avatar #135032 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
I want to know why too, but I wont be finding out any time soon. Thank you.
I really just don't want any friendships destroyed over this.
#135033 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
It makes absolutely no sense. If you lose a friend over this, they weren't ever your friends to start with. You did nothing wrong.
User avatar #135034 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
im not worried about me. Her dad died last year which probably has something to do with her response, so just in case i dont want her to feel like scum and hurt herself or anyone else [mentally or physically].
thats still no excuse to make me miserable but hey hey what can i do.
#135018 - >have to talk to someone >message mutual friend A …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #135019 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
>take the bus home, fighting back tears
>get in room and commence feelsbadman.png
>friends ask me where I am
>Can't go to the movie
>apparently i am a terrible person for liking someone
>girl doesnt give 2 shits
>friends find out what happened
>meet up with them at 9pm ish
>really supportive and sorry for what happened
>all they can say is, "that isn't like her"
>I'm already over the fact that she doesn't actually like me
>But dont know why she had to make me hate myself and try to exile me from our group of mutual friends

What do I do and how do I stop feeling like shit?
#135026 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Wait. Tell me EXACTLY what you told your mutual friend. Word for word please, as far as you remember.
User avatar #135028 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
"im going to ask her out after the movie if i dont pussy out again"
#135029 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Maybe she misunderstood the pussy part somehow and told something different to the girl you wanted to ask out?
User avatar #135030 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
No. What happened is done. I just need to feel better.
#135031 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you feel better if you could understand why she did that? I sure as hell would, that's why i was trying to understand it. woman logic i guess

Well I will just give you the advice i give everyone who wants to feel better. Spent some time alone, do some kind of sports like working out, cardio or whatever. It releases anger, makes you feel better in general and gives you time to think, while it's also a healthy thing to do.
User avatar #135032 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
I want to know why too, but I wont be finding out any time soon. Thank you.
I really just don't want any friendships destroyed over this.
#135033 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
It makes absolutely no sense. If you lose a friend over this, they weren't ever your friends to start with. You did nothing wrong.
User avatar #135034 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
im not worried about me. Her dad died last year which probably has something to do with her response, so just in case i dont want her to feel like scum and hurt herself or anyone else [mentally or physically].
thats still no excuse to make me miserable but hey hey what can i do.
#135017 - >Start talking to girl >Really nice >Q&As…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #135018 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
>have to talk to someone
>message mutual friend A
>tell her my plans
>"K"
>dont get anything other than that
>guess ill just have to go for it, dont even care if she says no, figure she'd still be nice about it
>movie day
>have last class of the day with girl, going straight to movies after that
>everything seems normal
>when no one in the class can hear us, she says, "I hate you"
>why
>"because your an asshole. you shouldnt go to the movies"
>wat
>she won't talk to me
>combination of anxiety, depression, and rejection until class is over
>walking through halls, ask her whats wrong
>"I hate you, dont go to the movies"
>apparent that mutual friend A told her
User avatar #135019 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
>take the bus home, fighting back tears
>get in room and commence feelsbadman.png
>friends ask me where I am
>Can't go to the movie
>apparently i am a terrible person for liking someone
>girl doesnt give 2 shits
>friends find out what happened
>meet up with them at 9pm ish
>really supportive and sorry for what happened
>all they can say is, "that isn't like her"
>I'm already over the fact that she doesn't actually like me
>But dont know why she had to make me hate myself and try to exile me from our group of mutual friends

What do I do and how do I stop feeling like shit?
#135026 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Wait. Tell me EXACTLY what you told your mutual friend. Word for word please, as far as you remember.
User avatar #135028 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
"im going to ask her out after the movie if i dont pussy out again"
#135029 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Maybe she misunderstood the pussy part somehow and told something different to the girl you wanted to ask out?
User avatar #135030 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
No. What happened is done. I just need to feel better.
#135031 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you feel better if you could understand why she did that? I sure as hell would, that's why i was trying to understand it. woman logic i guess

Well I will just give you the advice i give everyone who wants to feel better. Spent some time alone, do some kind of sports like working out, cardio or whatever. It releases anger, makes you feel better in general and gives you time to think, while it's also a healthy thing to do.
User avatar #135032 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
I want to know why too, but I wont be finding out any time soon. Thank you.
I really just don't want any friendships destroyed over this.
#135033 - minutes (05/24/2014) [-]
It makes absolutely no sense. If you lose a friend over this, they weren't ever your friends to start with. You did nothing wrong.
User avatar #135034 - nrwlz (05/24/2014) [-]
im not worried about me. Her dad died last year which probably has something to do with her response, so just in case i dont want her to feel like scum and hurt herself or anyone else [mentally or physically].
thats still no excuse to make me miserable but hey hey what can i do.
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