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#218 - Well they need to become self sustaining. Eat some rare candy … 05/08/2013 on dark confession time! -2
#9 - We are ******* up natural selection by sending ai…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2013 on dark confession time! +7
#197 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
and having medication, doctors, hospitals, science ... what are you saying?
User avatar #218 - noworries (05/08/2013) [-]
Well they need to become self sustaining. Eat some rare candy or something! Evolve!
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#359 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
nah bro, see what it do is we got healthcare yeh? we send them ours, but they got none init so what we do is we done but backwards, see they aint bein helped none on a large scale of things, so we either dont do or do it different yeh? like it been done before where we make a place, and put em in it and say go do somthing useful, that way we aint responsible for catching the fish or chasing them with the rod, we just put it down and say if you use it you use it. get me? our healthcare got non to do with it, cuz we made it for ourselves that is part of our "natural selection" but helping the wide spread where aid is needed is a losing battle because more food = more mouths to feed in the long run.



tldr: more food = more mouths to feed, is a losing battle natural selection will still win if nothing changes.
#85 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
If you think about it we are fucking up natural selection anyway in already modenrized countries with medical science helping the weak, sick, and elderly live longer :/
User avatar #12 - xsap (05/08/2013) [-]
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!
#6 - What the hell is in your ass that could do that to someone?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Anon is an ass +59
#50 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
E coli.
#47 - jakeattack (05/08/2013) [-]
Escherichia coli fear it motherfucker
#30 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
poop
User avatar #26 - Thehappyemu (05/07/2013) [-]
Shit is pretty damn toxic to people.
#16 - captnpl (05/07/2013) [-]
E. Coli
User avatar #9 - TreesyDoesIt (05/07/2013) [-]
your avatar is probably a good guess
#3 - Why not try the maternity ward? 04/18/2013 on faith in humanity.... -1
#12 - Did anyone else start counting the sit ups before realizing it…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/05/2013 on Walrus Workout +1
#21 - anonymous (04/07/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot, now I lost count
#20 - darthdingo (04/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #13 - oceanmist (04/05/2013) [-]
Nah its not a good enough loop.
#9 - The Chicken who shall not be named 04/03/2013 on 4chan gold +124
#162 - Saunday is my new favorite day 02/19/2013 on Actor Trivia Part 2 +1
#7 - Check it 02/16/2013 on Poetry... 0
#134 - Comment deleted 02/15/2013 on Taco Bell 0
#16 - I feel like its matched up enough that someone with some skill…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2013 on im ok with this +25
#54 - smede (02/12/2013) [-]
now if someone with ACTUAL skill could remake it.
#19 - Stick a needle in that bad boy!!!! DO IT! 02/04/2013 on Bad tattoo reaction +2
#8 - I just ordered a freakin large pizza from papa johns just now.… 02/02/2013 on pizza 0
#2 - Kinda like this last week in North Carolina except with ice an…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on 'Straya -5
#3 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
just in boone and the mountain region or atleast not in the foot hills
#26 - Comment deleted 01/31/2013 on mfw this channel +8
#2 - Its quite the opposite for me! Who am i trying to impress when… 01/30/2013 on This hit close to home. +1
#497 - Justice served.... NO. The server is the one that got hurt her… 01/23/2013 on Justice is served (with... -1
#6 - damn it... lol Yes 01/09/2013 on Rookie Electrician Gets A... +3
#2 - Faith in humanity... restored?? 01/09/2013 on Word +1
#4 - That one guy dressed in white on the right side just **…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Rookie Electrician Gets A... +3
User avatar #5 - eternalcorn (01/09/2013) [-]
...left?
User avatar #6 - noworries (01/09/2013) [-]
damn it... lol Yes
#15 - This is relevant i think 01/05/2013 on Do you even lift? +11
#19 - Picture 12/31/2012 on Kumail Nanjiani is my... +15
#15 - Finally lol THANK YOU  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2012 on Kumail Nanjiani is my... +3
User avatar #18 - fatamerican (12/31/2012) [-]
no worries.
#19 - noworries (12/31/2012) [-]
#12 - Thanks  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2012 on Kumail Nanjiani is my... +4
User avatar #14 - fatamerican (12/31/2012) [-]
haha, I'm assuming it's a wristband made by nike that helps track the mount of exercise (in this case, walking/running) that you do. This fellow seems to have been wearing his while he masturbated, the motion of which the wristband misinterpreted as walking for a distance of 4 miles.
User avatar #15 - noworries (12/31/2012) [-]
Finally lol THANK YOU
User avatar #18 - fatamerican (12/31/2012) [-]
no worries.
#19 - noworries (12/31/2012) [-]
#8 - Dont get it :-(  [+] (6 new replies) 12/31/2012 on Kumail Nanjiani is my... 0
#10 - fatamerican (12/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #12 - noworries (12/31/2012) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #14 - fatamerican (12/31/2012) [-]
haha, I'm assuming it's a wristband made by nike that helps track the mount of exercise (in this case, walking/running) that you do. This fellow seems to have been wearing his while he masturbated, the motion of which the wristband misinterpreted as walking for a distance of 4 miles.
User avatar #15 - noworries (12/31/2012) [-]
Finally lol THANK YOU
User avatar #18 - fatamerican (12/31/2012) [-]
no worries.
#19 - noworries (12/31/2012) [-]
#222 - Ha, not unless he has a catheter in 12/22/2012 on True Happiness 0
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#2 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
You are awesome!
Have a great day :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - noworries (08/16/2012) [-]
Thank you!!! Whoever you are!!
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