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#19 - Stick a needle in that bad boy!!!! DO IT! 02/04/2013 on Bad tattoo reaction +2
#8 - I just ordered a freakin large pizza from papa johns just now.… 02/02/2013 on pizza 0
#2 - Kinda like this last week in North Carolina except with ice an…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2013 on 'Straya -5
#3 - N. Korean citizen (02/02/2013) [-]
just in boone and the mountain region or atleast not in the foot hills
#26 - Poor guy :-( 01/31/2013 on mfw this channel +8
#2 - Its quite the opposite for me! Who am i trying to impress when… 01/30/2013 on This hit close to home. +1
#497 - Justice served.... NO. The server is the one that got hurt her… 01/23/2013 on Justice is served (with... -1
#6 - damn it... lol Yes 01/09/2013 on Rookie Electrician Gets A... +3
#2 - Faith in humanity... restored?? 01/09/2013 on Word +1
#4 - That one guy dressed in white on the right side just fucking d…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Rookie Electrician Gets A... +3
User avatar #5 - eternalcorn (01/09/2013) [-]
...left?
User avatar #6 - noworries (01/09/2013) [-]
damn it... lol Yes
#15 - This is relevant i think 01/05/2013 on Do you even lift? +11
#19 - Picture 12/31/2012 on Kumail Nanjiani is my... +15
#15 - Finally lol THANK YOU  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2012 on Kumail Nanjiani is my... +3
User avatar #18 - fatamerican (12/31/2012) [-]
no worries.
#19 - noworries (12/31/2012) [-]
#12 - Thanks  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2012 on Kumail Nanjiani is my... +4
User avatar #14 - fatamerican (12/31/2012) [-]
haha, I'm assuming it's a wristband made by nike that helps track the mount of exercise (in this case, walking/running) that you do. This fellow seems to have been wearing his while he masturbated, the motion of which the wristband misinterpreted as walking for a distance of 4 miles.
User avatar #15 - noworries (12/31/2012) [-]
Finally lol THANK YOU
User avatar #18 - fatamerican (12/31/2012) [-]
no worries.
#19 - noworries (12/31/2012) [-]
#8 - Dont get it :-(  [+] (6 new replies) 12/31/2012 on Kumail Nanjiani is my... 0
#10 - fatamerican (12/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #12 - noworries (12/31/2012) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #14 - fatamerican (12/31/2012) [-]
haha, I'm assuming it's a wristband made by nike that helps track the mount of exercise (in this case, walking/running) that you do. This fellow seems to have been wearing his while he masturbated, the motion of which the wristband misinterpreted as walking for a distance of 4 miles.
User avatar #15 - noworries (12/31/2012) [-]
Finally lol THANK YOU
User avatar #18 - fatamerican (12/31/2012) [-]
no worries.
#19 - noworries (12/31/2012) [-]
#222 - Ha, not unless he has a catheter in 12/22/2012 on True Happiness 0
#8 - Its... its perfect 12/21/2012 on What it seems like... 0
#5 - Now he knows where this comes from 12/20/2012 on Stains dont clean easy +14
#16 - lol ok 12/20/2012 on End of the world -6
#13 - no... they are still alive today. They live in the Yucatan an…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2012 on End of the world -4
User avatar #14 - dxninjaxo (12/20/2012) [-]
what i mean is, they were under attack and the guys who were making it probably died. I doubt their whole population made the calendar together and when they were under attack were all like "oh shit, now we cant finish the calendar!"
#19 - justtocomment (12/20/2012) [-]
First off, it's not like the calendar just stops like the power cutting out. It ends, like an episode says "The End" before the credit roll.
Not only that, but those calendars were very sacred. In fact, there are several calenders still hidden away, so secretive only the few remaining Mayan Shamans (yes they still exist) are allowed access to them.
User avatar #16 - noworries (12/20/2012) [-]
lol ok
#38 - Ahh, got ya. Thank you 12/20/2012 on A wall to protect victims... 0
#35 - So have the funerals already happened then? Are there videos o…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2012 on A wall to protect victims... +8
User avatar #37 - harrypottergirl (12/20/2012) [-]
their still happening
#39 - N. Korean citizen (12/20/2012) [-]
They're
User avatar #38 - noworries (12/20/2012) [-]
Ahh, got ya. Thank you
#7 - The myans didnt take into account leap year... so the end of t…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/20/2012 on End of the world -15
#12 - notafunnyguy (12/20/2012) [-]
the mayans didnt write " the world will end in 2012" on the calender. the scientists who translated the calender did. and yes, they took into account leap years.
User avatar #9 - xkmarcus (12/20/2012) [-]
As I've said to people, while I don't believe in any way that it will be the end of the world.

If the Myans could predict the end of the world, I'm sure they could work out future calendar systems
User avatar #10 - dxninjaxo (12/20/2012) [-]
well actually, i'm fairly certain they were wiped out by the spaniards before finishing the calendar.
User avatar #13 - noworries (12/20/2012) [-]
no... they are still alive today. They live in the Yucatan and are called the Maya
User avatar #14 - dxninjaxo (12/20/2012) [-]
what i mean is, they were under attack and the guys who were making it probably died. I doubt their whole population made the calendar together and when they were under attack were all like "oh shit, now we cant finish the calendar!"
#19 - justtocomment (12/20/2012) [-]
First off, it's not like the calendar just stops like the power cutting out. It ends, like an episode says "The End" before the credit roll.
Not only that, but those calendars were very sacred. In fact, there are several calenders still hidden away, so secretive only the few remaining Mayan Shamans (yes they still exist) are allowed access to them.
User avatar #16 - noworries (12/20/2012) [-]
lol ok
#12 - Down Syndrome D.W. 12/20/2012 on sup bro? +15
#21 - Harry should have been a dwarf 12/19/2012 on Not old enough 0
#2883 - Whaaaa? 12/17/2012 on Thumb Orgy +14
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#2 - N. Korean citizen (08/16/2012) [-]
You are awesome!
Have a great day :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - noworries (08/16/2012) [-]
Thank you!!! Whoever you are!!
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