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#5 - oh yea cause there are big completely see through walls of gla…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/24/2013 on Seals +17
User avatar #67 - kroople (08/24/2013) [-]
"see through walls of glass."

irrelevant to say see through brah
User avatar #9 - tittylovin (08/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, I heard it's called ice.
User avatar #10 - noworries (08/24/2013) [-]
ice is not perfectly clear in the oceans, its full of impurities and air... not at all almost invisible like glass in water
#11 - tittylovin (08/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - mandere (08/24/2013) [-]
Are you saying that was a joke? Seemed like you were pretty confident. If it was a joke, that was terrible.
#130 - Ya know you could just go to the bank and trade in a twenty do… 08/21/2013 on Two Dollar Bill 0
#3 - There is a 1:1 scale creation of EVERYTHING  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2013 on I feel silly +4
#5 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
Not my balls... It's a 2:1 scale ratio
#6 - pineapplepeople (08/21/2013) [-]
You realize that this would instantly encompass the whole universe, meaning that everything is your testicles. You should see a doctor about that.
#8 - 3D printed dolls of ourselves... Genius!!! 08/07/2013 on I love 3d printers +5
#37 - I would just buy a new door knob, what are they like 10 bucks? 08/06/2013 on Oh, that's beautiful 0
#20 - This is what some people like to call a joke... chill out 08/03/2013 on English -1
#31 - Eat it 08/02/2013 on Eating cheez-its then all... 0
#40 - but you just said it in your response... Royalty by marriage. … 07/23/2013 on Royal -1
#21 - Comment deleted 07/23/2013 on Facebook (69) 0
#18 - Doesn't marrying a royal, make you a royal?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2013 on Royal -1
User avatar #19 - lordlolland (07/23/2013) [-]
Royalty by marriage =/= Royalty by blood
User avatar #40 - noworries (07/23/2013) [-]
but you just said it in your response... Royalty by marriage. Marrying a royal makes you royal
#59 - this seems appropriate after reading your comment 07/23/2013 on It all makes sense now +3
#56 - If your dick can fit in that bottle of bubbles i feel bad for …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on The internet changes you +11
User avatar #95 - thatswhatshesaid (07/22/2013) [-]
I got 99 problems but my dick aint one!
#81 - Good luck telling a 1 year old to do this 07/13/2013 on Mad Advice Mallard 0
#63 - Every Crow is a Raven, but not every Raven is a Crow 07/11/2013 on Crows are smart as fuck +1
#5 - When did you graduate from killjoke university? 07/05/2013 on Australian Space Program +62
#70 - There are hate filled retarded Christians and there are intel… 07/03/2013 on The Other Side of The Coin +1
#46 - but she IS holding all the ferrets. Also, you spelled ferrets wrong  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on GoT circa 1990 0
User avatar #53 - redneckhokage (07/03/2013) [-]
dammit i thought something looked off about it
#74 - I always spell aisle with an 'E" 07/01/2013 on Some Oil +7
#34 - Why on earth does he have that same look on his face in EVERY …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Will smith +30
#218 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
i have a problem with my iris and if i don't wear sun glasses i squint but i don't ever wear them because it makes me look like a faggot so i have to squint in the sunlight, he might have the same thing

ps im not asian
#77 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
Because he's a terrible actor.
#49 - iftheshoefits (06/26/2013) [-]
someone always shines a flashlight into his face
User avatar #41 - amegaara (06/26/2013) [-]
if you make that face its gonna be stuck forever!

no one told him that..
#9 - No after picture?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2013 on Pizza octopus thing 0
User avatar #13 - killjoyIIII (06/05/2013) [-]
scroll down
#31 - Never, without my permission 06/05/2013 on Quick Kiss? +31
#218 - Well they need to become self sustaining. Eat some rare candy … 05/08/2013 on dark confession time! -2
#9 - We are ******* up natural selection by sending ai…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2013 on dark confession time! +7
#197 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
and having medication, doctors, hospitals, science ... what are you saying?
User avatar #218 - noworries (05/08/2013) [-]
Well they need to become self sustaining. Eat some rare candy or something! Evolve!
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#359 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
nah bro, see what it do is we got healthcare yeh? we send them ours, but they got none init so what we do is we done but backwards, see they aint bein helped none on a large scale of things, so we either dont do or do it different yeh? like it been done before where we make a place, and put em in it and say go do somthing useful, that way we aint responsible for catching the fish or chasing them with the rod, we just put it down and say if you use it you use it. get me? our healthcare got non to do with it, cuz we made it for ourselves that is part of our "natural selection" but helping the wide spread where aid is needed is a losing battle because more food = more mouths to feed in the long run.



tldr: more food = more mouths to feed, is a losing battle natural selection will still win if nothing changes.
#85 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
If you think about it we are fucking up natural selection anyway in already modenrized countries with medical science helping the weak, sick, and elderly live longer :/
User avatar #12 - xsap (05/08/2013) [-]
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!
#6 - What the hell is in your ass that could do that to someone?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Anon is an ass +59
#50 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
E coli.
#47 - jakeattack (05/08/2013) [-]
Escherichia coli fear it motherfucker
#30 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
poop
User avatar #26 - Thehappyemu (05/07/2013) [-]
Shit is pretty damn toxic to people.
#16 - captnpl (05/07/2013) [-]
E. Coli
User avatar #9 - TreesyDoesIt (05/07/2013) [-]
your avatar is probably a good guess
#3 - Why not try the maternity ward? 04/18/2013 on faith in humanity.... -1
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#2 - anonymous (08/16/2012) [-]
You are awesome!
Have a great day :)
User avatar #3 to #2 - noworries (08/16/2012) [-]
Thank you!!! Whoever you are!!
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