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#335852 - That's what people say to make people pussy out from doing it.…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/03/2012 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #335871 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
good. You got a lot to live for.

Enough time to regret the amount you've drunk the night before



beware of the beer shits
User avatar #335955 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
The whats?
User avatar #336037 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
aquaous shits that will hurt like a motherfucker if you've had a lot of beer the night before. It will also smell horrible

read no. 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+shit
User avatar #336070 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
EW. FUCK. EW. NO BEER. FUCK THAT.
User avatar #336094 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
thats if it's like 10+ beers
#335823 - GET OUT, BITCH. 08/03/2012 on sfw random board +1
#335741 - DONE 08/03/2012 on sfw random board +2
#335714 - I will... 08/03/2012 on sfw random board +1
#335693 - Would it be a painful way to go out?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #335720 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
very...

you'd die from asphixiation, but before you get to passing out and choking on your vomit, you'd have the shittiest "world spinning" moment

and no, you're 15. dont kill yourself, thats the pussy way out
User avatar #335852 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
That's what people say to make people pussy out from doing it. I won't do it. I haven't even had time to live my life yet.
User avatar #335871 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
good. You got a lot to live for.

Enough time to regret the amount you've drunk the night before



beware of the beer shits
User avatar #335955 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
The whats?
User avatar #336037 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
aquaous shits that will hurt like a motherfucker if you've had a lot of beer the night before. It will also smell horrible

read no. 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+shit
User avatar #336070 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
EW. FUCK. EW. NO BEER. FUCK THAT.
User avatar #336094 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
thats if it's like 10+ beers
#335611 - Really? Would vodka :O  [+] (9 new replies) 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #335657 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
depends on your tolerance

a buddy and i killed 3 bottles of 20% vodka. But if you're not used to vodka, and on an empty stomach... yeah, it could kill you
User avatar #335693 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Would it be a painful way to go out?
User avatar #335720 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
very...

you'd die from asphixiation, but before you get to passing out and choking on your vomit, you'd have the shittiest "world spinning" moment

and no, you're 15. dont kill yourself, thats the pussy way out
User avatar #335852 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
That's what people say to make people pussy out from doing it. I won't do it. I haven't even had time to live my life yet.
User avatar #335871 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
good. You got a lot to live for.

Enough time to regret the amount you've drunk the night before



beware of the beer shits
User avatar #335955 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
The whats?
User avatar #336037 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
aquaous shits that will hurt like a motherfucker if you've had a lot of beer the night before. It will also smell horrible

read no. 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+shit
User avatar #336070 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
EW. FUCK. EW. NO BEER. FUCK THAT.
User avatar #336094 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
thats if it's like 10+ beers
#335586 - It is valuable. I absolutely guarantee it? 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
#335576 - I am young. like 15. I am not fat or tall. It would ***…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #335590 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
oh i get fucked up too

but seriously... it wouldn't kill you
User avatar #335611 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Really? Would vodka :O
User avatar #335657 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
depends on your tolerance

a buddy and i killed 3 bottles of 20% vodka. But if you're not used to vodka, and on an empty stomach... yeah, it could kill you
User avatar #335693 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Would it be a painful way to go out?
User avatar #335720 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
very...

you'd die from asphixiation, but before you get to passing out and choking on your vomit, you'd have the shittiest "world spinning" moment

and no, you're 15. dont kill yourself, thats the pussy way out
User avatar #335852 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
That's what people say to make people pussy out from doing it. I won't do it. I haven't even had time to live my life yet.
User avatar #335871 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
good. You got a lot to live for.

Enough time to regret the amount you've drunk the night before



beware of the beer shits
User avatar #335955 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
The whats?
User avatar #336037 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
aquaous shits that will hurt like a motherfucker if you've had a lot of beer the night before. It will also smell horrible

read no. 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+shit
User avatar #336070 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
EW. FUCK. EW. NO BEER. FUCK THAT.
User avatar #336094 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
thats if it's like 10+ beers
#335531 - well... that would probably kill me.  [+] (13 new replies) 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #335546 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
15 beers is a lot, but not enough to kill. just makes you feel like shit
User avatar #335576 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
I am young. like 15. I am not fat or tall. It would fuck me up.
User avatar #335590 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
oh i get fucked up too

but seriously... it wouldn't kill you
User avatar #335611 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Really? Would vodka :O
User avatar #335657 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
depends on your tolerance

a buddy and i killed 3 bottles of 20% vodka. But if you're not used to vodka, and on an empty stomach... yeah, it could kill you
User avatar #335693 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Would it be a painful way to go out?
User avatar #335720 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
very...

you'd die from asphixiation, but before you get to passing out and choking on your vomit, you'd have the shittiest "world spinning" moment

and no, you're 15. dont kill yourself, thats the pussy way out
User avatar #335852 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
That's what people say to make people pussy out from doing it. I won't do it. I haven't even had time to live my life yet.
User avatar #335871 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
good. You got a lot to live for.

Enough time to regret the amount you've drunk the night before



beware of the beer shits
User avatar #335955 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
The whats?
User avatar #336037 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
aquaous shits that will hurt like a motherfucker if you've had a lot of beer the night before. It will also smell horrible

read no. 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+shit
User avatar #336070 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
EW. FUCK. EW. NO BEER. FUCK THAT.
User avatar #336094 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
thats if it's like 10+ beers
#335493 - Lol 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
#335485 - I want your coal. Now.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #335561 - akmatrix (08/03/2012) [-]
No. I dont know what the fuck a wood shield does. Im gonna find out whats valuable before I go trading
User avatar #335586 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
It is valuable. I absolutely guarantee it?
#335472 - You still need deh fuhrer  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #335491 - edalo (08/03/2012) [-]
and dolan and rare magic spellbook
#335424 - So you love it there? If I was old enough I would be drinking …  [+] (15 new replies) 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #335437 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
i like it in norway, but not much going on

drinking's chill, but it ain't somethign i'd do all day. It makes me feel shitty after 15 beers
User avatar #335531 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
well... that would probably kill me.
User avatar #335546 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
15 beers is a lot, but not enough to kill. just makes you feel like shit
User avatar #335576 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
I am young. like 15. I am not fat or tall. It would fuck me up.
User avatar #335590 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
oh i get fucked up too

but seriously... it wouldn't kill you
User avatar #335611 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Really? Would vodka :O
User avatar #335657 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
depends on your tolerance

a buddy and i killed 3 bottles of 20% vodka. But if you're not used to vodka, and on an empty stomach... yeah, it could kill you
User avatar #335693 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Would it be a painful way to go out?
User avatar #335720 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
very...

you'd die from asphixiation, but before you get to passing out and choking on your vomit, you'd have the shittiest "world spinning" moment

and no, you're 15. dont kill yourself, thats the pussy way out
User avatar #335852 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
That's what people say to make people pussy out from doing it. I won't do it. I haven't even had time to live my life yet.
User avatar #335871 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
good. You got a lot to live for.

Enough time to regret the amount you've drunk the night before



beware of the beer shits
User avatar #335955 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
The whats?
User avatar #336037 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
aquaous shits that will hurt like a motherfucker if you've had a lot of beer the night before. It will also smell horrible

read no. 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+shit
User avatar #336070 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
EW. FUCK. EW. NO BEER. FUCK THAT.
User avatar #336094 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
thats if it's like 10+ beers
#335399 - That is now becoming my profile picture on everything. 08/03/2012 on sfw random board +1
#335372 - Wow. Time zones are ****** up. DO YOU LIKE IT IN NORWAY!?  [+] (17 new replies) 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #335411 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
its not even 7 and i'm drinking...

im bored :/ need to be back in the US
User avatar #335424 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
So you love it there? If I was old enough I would be drinking from the second I woke up. Troubled family/life.
User avatar #335437 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
i like it in norway, but not much going on

drinking's chill, but it ain't somethign i'd do all day. It makes me feel shitty after 15 beers
User avatar #335531 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
well... that would probably kill me.
User avatar #335546 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
15 beers is a lot, but not enough to kill. just makes you feel like shit
User avatar #335576 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
I am young. like 15. I am not fat or tall. It would fuck me up.
User avatar #335590 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
oh i get fucked up too

but seriously... it wouldn't kill you
User avatar #335611 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Really? Would vodka :O
User avatar #335657 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
depends on your tolerance

a buddy and i killed 3 bottles of 20% vodka. But if you're not used to vodka, and on an empty stomach... yeah, it could kill you
User avatar #335693 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Would it be a painful way to go out?
User avatar #335720 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
very...

you'd die from asphixiation, but before you get to passing out and choking on your vomit, you'd have the shittiest "world spinning" moment

and no, you're 15. dont kill yourself, thats the pussy way out
User avatar #335852 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
That's what people say to make people pussy out from doing it. I won't do it. I haven't even had time to live my life yet.
User avatar #335871 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
good. You got a lot to live for.

Enough time to regret the amount you've drunk the night before



beware of the beer shits
User avatar #335955 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
The whats?
User avatar #336037 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
aquaous shits that will hurt like a motherfucker if you've had a lot of beer the night before. It will also smell horrible

read no. 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+shit
User avatar #336070 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
EW. FUCK. EW. NO BEER. FUCK THAT.
User avatar #336094 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
thats if it's like 10+ beers
#335328 - 11:23 Am Chicago time  [+] (19 new replies) 08/03/2012 on sfw random board +1
User avatar #335345 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
6:23PM Norwegian time
User avatar #335372 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Wow. Time zones are fucked up. DO YOU LIKE IT IN NORWAY!?
User avatar #335411 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
its not even 7 and i'm drinking...

im bored :/ need to be back in the US
User avatar #335424 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
So you love it there? If I was old enough I would be drinking from the second I woke up. Troubled family/life.
User avatar #335437 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
i like it in norway, but not much going on

drinking's chill, but it ain't somethign i'd do all day. It makes me feel shitty after 15 beers
User avatar #335531 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
well... that would probably kill me.
User avatar #335546 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
15 beers is a lot, but not enough to kill. just makes you feel like shit
User avatar #335576 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
I am young. like 15. I am not fat or tall. It would fuck me up.
User avatar #335590 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
oh i get fucked up too

but seriously... it wouldn't kill you
User avatar #335611 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Really? Would vodka :O
User avatar #335657 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
depends on your tolerance

a buddy and i killed 3 bottles of 20% vodka. But if you're not used to vodka, and on an empty stomach... yeah, it could kill you
User avatar #335693 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
Would it be a painful way to go out?
User avatar #335720 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
very...

you'd die from asphixiation, but before you get to passing out and choking on your vomit, you'd have the shittiest "world spinning" moment

and no, you're 15. dont kill yourself, thats the pussy way out
User avatar #335852 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
That's what people say to make people pussy out from doing it. I won't do it. I haven't even had time to live my life yet.
User avatar #335871 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
good. You got a lot to live for.

Enough time to regret the amount you've drunk the night before



beware of the beer shits
User avatar #335955 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
The whats?
User avatar #336037 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
aquaous shits that will hurt like a motherfucker if you've had a lot of beer the night before. It will also smell horrible

read no. 1
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+shit
User avatar #336070 - nowbackatme (08/03/2012) [-]
EW. FUCK. EW. NO BEER. FUCK THAT.
User avatar #336094 - JordanJwoww (08/03/2012) [-]
thats if it's like 10+ beers
#335290 - mine is: ****** 10165 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
#335212 - Wow... thanks! 08/03/2012 on sfw random board +1
#335203 - **nowbackatme rolled user namelessanon ** 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
#334990 - I have the ***** . 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
#334980 - Ohhh No No No I meant off of the board 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
#334939 - Picture 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
#334932 - WHERE 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0
#334930 - I will kill youuuu with a spoooonnn 08/03/2012 on sfw random board +1
#334908 - :( <--- MFW NOW 08/03/2012 on sfw random board 0

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User avatar #1398 - thepinkestofthepie ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
RIP in peace, you were a faggot, but you were a magnificient faggot.
User avatar #1397 - jingleforth (04/06/2014) [-]
RIP
User avatar #1396 - nippuhl (11/24/2013) [-]
Rip ;_;
User avatar #1392 - jingleforth (03/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #1394 to #1393 - jingleforth (03/13/2013) [-]
Just..I'm sorry man..
User avatar #1395 to #1394 - nowbackatme (03/13/2013) [-]
Everybody has those days, everybody gets that way. Everybody knows what I'm talking bout.
User avatar #1382 - jingleforth (03/09/2013) [-]
Finished your gif
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - nowbackatme (03/09/2013) [-]
you did?
wwow that was fast
User avatar #1384 to #1383 - jingleforth (03/09/2013) [-]
they were done LONG AGO.

I made 2 if u dont mind. Pick oen u liek. hold on
#1385 to #1384 - jingleforth (03/09/2013) [-]
sorry, dey r pixly. :(((((( i fix l8r
sorry, dey r pixly. :(((((( i fix l8r
User avatar #1386 to #1385 - twatmissile (03/09/2013) [-]
ive been looking for a gif editor that isnt a piece of **** like the one ive been trying to use. any recommendations?
User avatar #1377 - jingleforth (03/09/2013) [-]
I MIGHT got a friend who can help you
#1378 to #1377 - nowbackatme (03/09/2013) [-]
make this 						****					 into a thumb. probably extremely difficult
make this **** into a thumb. probably extremely difficult
User avatar #1379 to #1378 - jingleforth (03/09/2013) [-]
So, you want a green thumb coming from the flames? Can you tell me exactly where you want it at what point.
User avatar #1380 to #1379 - nowbackatme (03/09/2013) [-]
Before it changes into the arrow, know what I mean?
User avatar #1381 to #1380 - jingleforth (03/09/2013) [-]
Alright, fine, give me a min, I'll see wut I can do.
User avatar #1373 - jingleforth (02/26/2013) [-]
y didnt u give me my items
User avatar #1374 to #1373 - nowbackatme (02/26/2013) [-]
You didn't ask
User avatar #1375 to #1374 - jingleforth (02/26/2013) [-]
you didn't notify me. Man. >:(
User avatar #1376 to #1375 - nowbackatme (02/27/2013) [-]
I will collect some tokens for you
User avatar #1372 - bluedyenofour (02/26/2013) [-]
thanks man!
User avatar #1371 - jingleforth (02/17/2013) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #1362 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
happy birthday
User avatar #1364 to #1363 - jingleforth (01/20/2013) [-]
how old are you now?
User avatar #1358 - jingleforth (12/09/2012) [-]
hey
guess what
User avatar #1360 to #1359 - jingleforth (12/10/2012) [-]
nvm, you wouldn't like it.
User avatar #1356 - jingleforth (12/06/2012) [-]
I know I'm about a day late, but happy birthday man. :)
User avatar #1357 to #1356 - nowbackatme (12/06/2012) [-]
What the **** doe. People have been saying that to me all day. That is ******* crazy.
User avatar #1355 - DrOctoganapus (11/20/2012) [-]
:* no homo
User avatar #1354 - GimmieTheCockies (11/20/2012) [-]
thank you <3
User avatar #1352 - DrOctoganapus (11/20/2012) [-]
May I have anything?
User avatar #1353 to #1352 - nowbackatme (11/20/2012) [-]
anything you would like
User avatar #1345 - heytheremister (11/19/2012) [-]
Thanks nig.
User avatar #1349 to #1345 - nowbackatme (11/19/2012) [-]
no probs chink
User avatar #1344 - mrstrong (11/19/2012) [-]
thanks dude
good luck with everything else
User avatar #1350 to #1344 - nowbackatme (11/19/2012) [-]
Anytime
User avatar #1340 - twilightsparkleftw (11/06/2012) [-]
Do you still want items for your def pots and items on Rotmg
User avatar #1341 to #1340 - nowbackatme (11/07/2012) [-]
holy **** dude, I totally forgot....
User avatar #1342 to #1341 - twilightsparkleftw (11/10/2012) [-]
**** I just haven't been on in a longg while! Uhm I'll be on for awhile tonight and in the morning
User avatar #1331 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHERS, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONRIBUTE
What the feel did you just make me feel, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Feels, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Feelda, and I have over 300 confirmed Feels. I am trained in gorilla feelfare and I’m the top feeler in the entire US armed feels. You are nothing to me but just another feel. I will feel you the **** out with feels the l
ikes of which has never been felt before on this Earth, feel my ******* words. You think you can get away with feeling that **** to me over the Internet? Feel again, ****** . As we feel I am feeling my secret network of feels across the USFeel and your IP is being felt right now so you better prepare for the feels, maggot. The feels that wipes out the pathetic little feels you call your feels. You’re ******* feels, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can feel you in over seven hundred feels, and that’s just with my bare feels. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed feelbat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Feel Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your feely ass off the face of the continent, you little feel. If only you could have felt what feely retribution your little “feely” comment was about to feel down upon you, maybe you would have felt your ******* feels. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re feeling the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** feels all over you and you will drown in them. You’re ******* felt, kiddo.
User avatar #1332 to #1331 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #1333 to #1332 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
: What did thou just sayest about meself, thou yellow-bellied hound? I shall inform thee that I am imployed in the top ranks of the Inquisition, and I have taken part in most numerous cladestine battles against sinners, and I have slain over 300 heretics. I am most educated in the knightly ways and the Lord boasts of my ability to kill. Thou art naught but a peasant and another heretic in my eyes. I will slay thee with most deadly force and thy blood shall flow like rain on this Earth, hark to my words. Dost thou believe thee can freely send me these letters via messenger on horseback? Thou would doest well to mull upon it a second time, peasant. As my quill scrabbles on this paper, I am alerting the Inquistion all over Europe and thou shall be executed accordingly. Thou would doest well to begin repenting, lad. I can find thee wherever thou goest, and I can slay thee in a million ways with nothing but my hands. I am not only most trained in combat with no weapons, I also have access to thousands of men with extensive training of their own and I will deploy them with orders to burn and pillage thy village, thou insolent little disease. If only thou hadst known the wicked requital that thy “snide” insult was about to bring upon thee, mayhap thou would hast watched thy foul tongue. Alas, thou did not, and now, thou shall be punished at the hands of justice, thou tottering moron. I will defecate mine rage all over thee, and thou will suffocate in my fury. Thou art as well as executed, lad.
User avatar #1334 to #1333 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
User avatar #1335 to #1334 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
are you kidding me you little piece of **** i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the internet think again ****** , as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE ******* DEAD CHERRY

i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your ******* face off the earth you little **** if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your ******* tongue but you couldn’t you’re ******* dead kiddo
User avatar #1336 to #1335 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bully? I’ll have you know I lasted 16 years in Canada, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on my own body, and I have over 300 ML of bleach drank. I am trained in self harm and I’m the top Clorox chugger in BC, Canada. I will wipe myself the **** out with chugging the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am knotting my 2 meters long of rope across my neck and your feels are being hurt right now so you better prepare for the suicide, bully. The suicide that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* done kid. I can die anywhere, anytime, and I can kill myself in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with Clorox and rope, you ****** up bully, I will **** sadness on you and you will drown in it, I’m ******* done kiddo.
User avatar #1337 to #1336 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little kid? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Battling Camp, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Magma, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in Hiding behind walls and jumping out at you and I’m the top sniper in the entire Team Rocket organization. You are nothing to me but just another trainer. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Poke-universe, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of grunts across the Kanto Region and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Caterpie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your reputation. You’re ******* done, Brat. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can defeat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Zubats. Not only am I extensively trained in one on one battling, but I have access to the entire Pokemon population of Team Rocket and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable pokemon off the face of Kanto, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* done, Brat
User avatar #1338 to #1337 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I’ve been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I’m the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little “clever” runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You’re ******* dead, milk-drinke
User avatar #1339 to #1338 - nowbackatme (11/06/2012) [-]
What the swag did you just ******* yolo about me, you little wayne? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I’ve been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I’m the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the **** out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* hashtags.
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