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Date Signed Up:12/09/2010
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#34 - When the internet's autism leaks into the real world nobody wins 01/03/2016 on .webm comp +1
#33 - Oh my. 01/03/2016 on .webm comp +1
#56 - Welp, I watched way more of that video than I needed to. Not t… 01/03/2016 on she`s a witch +1
#65 - Growing in my pussy... and the heart... oh god. Hahaha! 01/03/2016 on Assorted Internets #51 0
#64 - ``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````… 01/03/2016 on Assorted Internets #51 0
#61 - In August, someone will post on FJ that they finally did it, t… 01/03/2016 on My dreams! 0
#60 - Like your own mother OOOHHHHHH  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on My dreams! 0
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#69 - arandomanon (01/03/2016) [-]
#13 - You're "like" 19? Did you just vaguely estimate your… 01/03/2016 on schoolly d +2
#263 - to hijack, are you unhappy with windows 10? I was thinking of …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2016 on what 0
#278 - deadfed (01/03/2016) [-]
Its alright, I really dont mind it but I dont think its any better than windows 7. If you have a wifi adapter make damn sure its compatible, my dad used one and it wasnt so he had to go and get a long ass ethernet. Ive had a couple minor issues, but nothing to write home about. Its just a preference thing really, I was happy with windows 7 and the only reason I dont want to go back is because I lost everything when I upgraded, so I dont want to lose it all again.
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#282 - novus (01/04/2016) [-]
I see, I was under the impression you could do an install without having to erase everything. The only real reason I'm interested in upgrading is because DirectX12 sounds awesome, when and if games start taking advantage of it. But I also heard Microsoft is trying to go to a subscription-based OS, and this free upgrade to 10 sounds suspicious in that light. I might wait a bit, the offer doesn't expire for a few months. Thanks for the info!
#74 - Oh yeah? Fight me! I mean, let's play Smash Bros 01/02/2016 on Call of Smash 0
#16 - Memeism would be the best economy 01/02/2016 on The Dictator +4
#14 - This may come as a surprise, but people who say contradictory …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on The Dictator +18
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#15 - futapirate (01/02/2016) [-]
I understand what you're saying, but FJ is a relatively small and homogeneous community. To me, directly conflicting opinions continuously reaching the front page indicates that there's some very confused and gullible people here who might agree with whatever they read in meme format
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#16 - novus (01/02/2016) [-]
Memeism would be the best economy
#25 - Which I'm fine with. But that is not slow-motion. Describing t… 01/02/2016 on How animals see the world 0
#27 - You know you're young when you think fighting in Iraq and Afgh…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/02/2016 on The guys face in the back +3
#54 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
They weren't wars
They were armed conflicts

We haven't had wars in quite a while
#99 - arreatface (01/02/2016) [-]
it wasnt a gang fight it was just a group of black people and a group of mexican people who both happened to fire weapons at the same time in the same location, at each other !

know your buisness, kids !
#44 - installation (01/02/2016) [-]
I fought in Iraq.

Some fucking bum tried to take my watch smh.

Never going there for vacation again.
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#42 - dehnoobshow (01/02/2016) [-]
Anon probably forgot about those. He was probably thinking about both World Wars like an idiot, but not like an autistic fuck.
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#34 - ilovehitler (01/02/2016) [-]
That's going off the assumption that the wars anon believed him to have fought in were Iraq and Afghanistan.
Could have been the Dominican Civil War and the Vietnam war.
#35 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
By that logic, could have been the Anglo-Zanzibar War and the American Revolutionary War, seeing as we're just listing any old wars.
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#52 - ilovehitler (01/02/2016) [-]
Except I named wars that are both old but definitely possible for him to have served in.
#18 - The "jump better than your opponents map" eh? Let me…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2016 on Call of Smash +9
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#29 - Tyranitar (01/02/2016) [-]
Eh, it was ok. Compared to Rumble Falls and Pac-Land it was good, though. Mostly because every scrolling stage after Mushroomy Kingdom was crap.
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#74 - novus (01/02/2016) [-]
Oh yeah? Fight me! I mean, let's play Smash Bros
#18 - Oh wow, that one wants pets so bad 01/02/2016 on Kitten finds a hiding place. +14
#29 - He uses it in quite a few episodes, one in particular where he… 01/02/2016 on It's over, he is vanquished +3
#22 - Not really, I don't understand what they mean by slow-motion. …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2016 on How animals see the world +2
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#28 - blindpone (01/02/2016) [-]
Flies process their information faster, so they perceive time slower. Much like a person could during an adrenaline rush when in danger. It's mainly due to their size. The flip side of this is the belief that elephants perceive time faster than humans.

It's actually believed to be true of most animals; their perception of time is directly related to their size in contrast to a human. Bigger animal = faster perception, smaller = slower perception.

Source: gizmodo.com/flies-see-the-world-in-matrix-style-slow-motion-1325474137
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#23 - blueboysixnine (01/02/2016) [-]
I think its more at a higher framerate so say it takes a bat to come to a human's face a total 10 frames (random number roll with it) but a fly sees that bat coming to their face taking 20 frames. So for us, by frame 5 we realise the bat is coming and duck we have 5 frames to dodge, but for a fly to take 5 frames to realise and duck, its got 15 frames to dodge (5 to complete the dodge and 10 to tell you got git gud and fly away)
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#25 - novus (01/02/2016) [-]
Which I'm fine with. But that is not slow-motion. Describing that effect as slow-motion is like saying 60 fps is slow-motion compared to 30 fps. That's not what the phrase means.
#90 - I've seen one like that. Some schoolgirl stalks her teacher fr… 01/02/2016 on How To Make Futa Not Gay +2
#94 - I know, terrorism is a perk that only certain Muslims unlock. … 01/02/2016 on The Wall 0
#38 - Yeah. Even if I had the skill, I would never have the patience… 01/02/2016 on Art and Sculpture +1
#22 - Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2016 on settlement 0
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#34 - sonoobish (01/02/2016) [-]
yea thats the worst part about fallout 4 is that they cant DEFEND for themselves even if a settlement has over 200 defense
#20 - I haven't actually gotten that far yet. It'll be a failure eve…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2016 on settlement 0
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#21 - fasthink (01/02/2016) [-]
yep
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#22 - novus (01/02/2016) [-]
Maybe I should quit while I'm ahead!
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#34 - sonoobish (01/02/2016) [-]
yea thats the worst part about fallout 4 is that they cant DEFEND for themselves even if a settlement has over 200 defense
#86 - I have to agree. People shouldn't have a child just because th… 01/02/2016 on I feel bad for their kids... +2
#42 - If core maps are so rare, then the map should have just been a… 01/02/2016 on lonely luke 0

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User avatar #1 - bcsaint (03/07/2015) [-]
hey man... i was just going to let you know that i have been playing your app, and i have found a glitch. on android you can not back out of the game you have to hit the home button... it's minor but it annoys me, im not trying to complain about your app, im just letting you know about something that deter others
User avatar #2 to #1 - novus ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Okay I'll check it out
User avatar #3 to #2 - bcsaint (03/07/2015) [-]
can't wait for your next one man
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