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#47 - Force Unleashed is so ridiculously non-canon when it comes to …  [+] (10 new replies) 10/12/2015 on REST IN FUCKING PIECES VADER +34
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#179 - nexuslament (10/13/2015) [-]
Vader was an old man at that point,and he was powerful enough to use force lightning but do to his robotic arm and suit needed to live it would hurt him to use it. Forcing him to rely solely on his lightsaber skills.
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#212 - novus (10/13/2015) [-]
The events of Force Unleashed 2 took place 1 year before the battle of Yavin according to Wookieepedia, and in it Vader is an unstoppable monster of a man. So unless you want to take the argument that he (and the Emperor) suffered catastrophic Force-altering injuries at the hands of Starkiller, Vader aged one hell of a lot in one year.
#148 - malusdark (10/13/2015) [-]
Recommend reading the New Sith lords book (New canon) has Vader doing some crazy shit in his ship and using the force like a badass, so maybe the Force Unleashed wasn't so crazy but I do agree with some of the Ridiculousness in it.
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#113 - drldrl (10/13/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's just because of the limitation they had when they made the original movies. You can see that with the fact that Lucas went back to add more as the technology came out.
Outside of the movies, Vader was a monstrosity. He used the force incredibly effectively in tandem with his cybernetics to make himself a killing machine. He could use the force to crush someone's organs. He used precise bursts of Force Speed on specific body parts to make his moves too fast to see.
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#150 - novus (10/13/2015) [-]
I know people may have differing opinions on this, but for me there is no Vader "outside of the movies." A lot of the expanded universe plots were completely nullified by the prequels, anyway.
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#152 - drldrl (10/13/2015) [-]
I know a lot of it sucked, but a lot of it was also good.
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#108 - civilizedwasteland (10/13/2015) [-]
maybe their force powers so overwhelming that they could hardly move
#93 - xxsikoticxx (10/13/2015) [-]
In the second i think? movie, didnt yoda and dooku have a fight that at some point turned into a "throw big metal objects at each other" kinda thing? you dont need to completely stop the fighter from moving, just add a slight amount of force in any axis and it will hit a few meters off.

I am also assuming that the 3 prequals, while pretty bad movies, are canon
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#206 - cisdroidcommander (10/13/2015) [-]
forgot to add why i wrote this. When they were throwing objects they both were shown to be concentrating, so im assuming that you need to stand still and concentrate to succeed.
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#205 - cisdroidcommander (10/13/2015) [-]
The fight starts with dooku throwing metal objects at yoda and he escapes by making a big metal pillar almost crush anakin and obi wan. i love all 6 movies equally because every movie has its flaws
#85 - Picture 10/11/2015 on Surprise 0
#11 - Every time I see a Bambi joke, it reminds me of this gem 10/10/2015 on fuck your shit disney 0
#23 - She seems super drunk to me. Like Drunk History, only about wh… 10/10/2015 on White women -1
#34 - Picture 10/08/2015 on never again 0
#56 - Never heard of a biological girl with a full-sized penis. It's… 10/07/2015 on Anons sex story +4
#9 - It looked fine until it didn't 10/05/2015 on HEAT2X Engine INFERNO... +1
#16 - Not the best picture for a "good parenting" post  [+] (9 new replies) 10/03/2015 on Vacinations +76
#46 - sndb (10/04/2015) [-]
Shush. Rustle is always appropriate.
#72 - jettom (10/04/2015) [-]
>Download everything by Rustle incase it's taken down
>go to FJ
>Check comment section of content I was on
>see this.

You good girl.
#33 - marthana (10/04/2015) [-]
Parents who feed their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
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#35 - urgey (10/04/2015) [-]
GOD DAMMIT I REMEMBER THAT COMIC
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#56 - ponchies (10/04/2015) [-]
Sauce?
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#67 - derpwolf (10/04/2015) [-]
I think that character is called Clarissa.
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#74 - thenoahgoesree (10/04/2015) [-]
s8n.ru/comics/clarissa/
here is some sauce mayeb
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#57 - urgey (10/04/2015) [-]
I cant remember the name but the girl in the picture is the protagonist of the comic She also gets raped by her father and her family ignores it in hopes of having a normal life
#20 - DemonMatt (10/03/2015) [-]
#6 - We all see what we want to see I guess! 10/03/2015 on Pacman +3
#49 - I sometimes wonder, decades from now, will I want to play some…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/03/2015 on EPIC STEAM SALE +2
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#52 - captchakid (10/03/2015) [-]
Steam just keeps them in a library, you can play any single player game by launching it through the .exe at the file location.
#42 - Yes, some people like to share their laughs on a site about sh…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/01/2015 on Sorority Girls at a... +45
#101 - sonicsyndicate (10/02/2015) [-]
ikr they can just goto hell the dirty scumguzzlers
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#188 - iqequalzero (10/02/2015) [-]
What is this from lol?
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#250 - sonicsyndicate (10/02/2015) [-]
sorry i forgot sauce
#203 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]
Show called Wilfred
#108 - Eh, we shouldn't be expected to be responsible for knowing the… 10/01/2015 on Bitches be try +1
#195 - Tenochtitlan 10/01/2015 on Kewl facts MEGAcomp 0
#50 - Comment deleted 09/29/2015 on 10/10 Police Work... really. +1
#48 - Comment deleted 09/29/2015 on 10/10 Police Work... really. 0
#237 - I... meant more than unarmed. Not a murder competition lol  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2015 on Facebook Gun Nut Logic 0
#238 - sexualhairassment (09/30/2015) [-]
You need to clarify more next time, you were getting me hot, baby
#17 - They used the entire tiger except for the everything-other-tha… 09/29/2015 on Clearly, it's a trap. +1
#16 - It is not equal necessarily. Proficiency with a firearm matter…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2015 on Facebook Gun Nut Logic +4
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#236 - sexualhairassment (09/29/2015) [-]
More than me? I think not
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#237 - novus (09/29/2015) [-]
I... meant more than unarmed. Not a murder competition lol
#238 - sexualhairassment (09/30/2015) [-]
You need to clarify more next time, you were getting me hot, baby
#15 - Picture 09/26/2015 on Dwarf Fortress 12, Dwarfing... +35
#44 - Well, "about 100%" in this case would translate into… 09/26/2015 on Archery 0
#48 - They actually used language software to analyze Armstrong's st… 09/26/2015 on Fun Facts to Know and Tell 0
#35 - He ain't lying  [+] (2 new replies) 09/26/2015 on Archery 0
#43 - bronywiseman (09/26/2015) [-]
I never said he was lying.
About 100% is an oxymoron.
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#44 - novus (09/26/2015) [-]
Well, "about 100%" in this case would translate into "about every time." It makes sense to me...
#95 - Ah, I think my mind purposely chose to ignore that one. 09/26/2015 on (untitled) 0
#32 - What if they were standing up? 09/26/2015 on Maybe There's Hope +1
#34 - To be honest, it was back when "meme" still retained… 09/26/2015 on don't be... +8

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User avatar #1 - bcsaint (03/07/2015) [-]
hey man... i was just going to let you know that i have been playing your app, and i have found a glitch. on android you can not back out of the game you have to hit the home button... it's minor but it annoys me, im not trying to complain about your app, im just letting you know about something that deter others
User avatar #2 to #1 - novus ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
Okay I'll check it out
User avatar #3 to #2 - bcsaint (03/07/2015) [-]
can't wait for your next one man
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