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Date Signed Up:12/07/2013
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#39920 - luluwho you got any other shiny things to sell  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Items board 2 0
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#39922 - luluwho (01/09/2016) [-]
Like ?
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#39924 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
idk mayne
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#39925 - luluwho (01/09/2016) [-]
Well let me look.
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#39926 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
btw i'm poor
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#39927 - luluwho (01/09/2016) [-]
That does not help
#11194316 - he might be a goner  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11194324 - haveaseat (01/09/2016) [-]
#1 - firt  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on haveaseat's profile 0
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#4 - haveaseat (01/11/2016) [-]
oh first
haha
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#2 - haveaseat (01/09/2016) [-]
what
#11194309 - he'd probably enjoy it 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +3
#11194307 - some music NOT for hardstylehobo baka  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +2
#11194336 - hardstylehobo (01/09/2016) [-]
He likes it, though.
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#11194340 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
terrible. awful.
#11194285 - destaice please don't go  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11194313 - haveaseat (01/09/2016) [-]
>>#11194280,
'what happened?
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#11194317 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
He thinks he might have gotten AIDS from his boyfriend.
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#11194322 - haveaseat (01/09/2016) [-]
oh
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#11194316 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
he might be a goner
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#11194324 - haveaseat (01/09/2016) [-]
#11194270 - look carefully, yes there are problems, yet capitalism is resp… 01/09/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11194255 - don't go we need you here yes you're also a cutie, b… 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +2
#11194249 - orkanoidz emperorwatergate since we were on the topic…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +2
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#11194258 - orkanoidz (01/09/2016) [-]
None of my issues are being resolved, it doesn't help that the world we live in is fucking stupid, capitalism is stupid, communism is stupid, religion fucks everything up eventually, people are ignorant, and governments are just giant power plays now controlled by corporations.
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#11194305 - reginleif (01/09/2016) [-]
>capitalism

You watch your whore mouth. :/
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#11194270 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
look carefully, yes there are problems, yet capitalism is responsible for the greatest increase of standard of living in the world. the reason I take this view is not just academic, my parents were poor immigrants religion helps produce works of beauty. there are people in the government who still care this is going to sound cheesy but I support rand paul just because he was willing to fillibuster the NSA bill, you can argue with that I understand

ex. just to hear music like this exists is wonderful Modest Mussorgsky: Great Gate of Kiev from Pictures at an Exhibition. Vancouver Symphony Orchestra.
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#11194262 - nelliel (01/09/2016) [-]
but what about this
i can get 100 mcnuggets for like 20 dollars, and the price of dank is at an all time low
#11194265 - orkanoidz (01/09/2016) [-]
#11194196 - it might be a little gay if that's ok with you~  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11194199 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
Of course~
#11194191 - nice 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +1
#11194189 - because you're blond I have to find another picture of u…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11194195 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
You can use whatever picture you want, sweetie~
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#11194196 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
it might be a little gay if that's ok with you~
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#11194199 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
Of course~
#11194185 - haha no  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +2
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#11194206 - nelliel (01/09/2016) [-]
4u
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#11194205 - orkanoidz (01/09/2016) [-]
Actually yes, knowingly giving someone a STD is a criminal offense if you press charges.
#11194183 - wait actually did you have sex this board is for virgi… 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +2
#11194175 - cute but you could easily be really smart or a redneck lol 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +2
#11194171 - you can be cynical but no need to be angry there is plenty…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11194190 - nelliel (01/09/2016) [-]
like your naked ass
and your naked ass
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#11194191 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
nice
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#11194186 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
Okay, but everything pisses me off~

Except for you guys~
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#11194189 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
because you're blond I have to find another picture of us or does that not matter
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#11194195 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
You can use whatever picture you want, sweetie~
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#11194196 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
it might be a little gay if that's ok with you~
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#11194199 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
Of course~
#11194151 - thanks this is me btw  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +1
#11194153 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
Adorable~
#11194150 - Comment deleted 01/09/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11194149 - Comment deleted 01/09/2016 on Happy little board 0
#11194138 - I wish I were a cutie  [+] (6 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11194145 - orkanoidz (01/09/2016) [-]
>tfw genetics are a cruel mistress
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#11194141 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
You're a cutie~
#11194151 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
thanks this is me btw
#11194153 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
Adorable~
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#11194128 - bcuz ur a cutie  [+] (19 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +1
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#11194135 - orkanoidz (01/09/2016) [-]
I know for a fact that even if the people I know think I look good, that almost all of them are going to be put off by my personality. Cynical, satire, grim, almost always angry, annoyed with stupidity, and that everything is a joke to me unless explicitly stated.

On a side note, only my family and friends know to be direct with me when they need me to be serious, like, I'm fucking autistic, come on people.
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#11194187 - nelliel (01/09/2016) [-]
they only want your cock dummy
#11194140 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
That~

That actually kinda sounds like me.
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#11194171 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
you can be cynical but no need to be angry
there is plenty to see and do in this world
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#11194190 - nelliel (01/09/2016) [-]
like your naked ass
and your naked ass
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#11194191 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
nice
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#11194186 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
Okay, but everything pisses me off~

Except for you guys~
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#11194189 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
because you're blond I have to find another picture of us or does that not matter
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#11194195 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
You can use whatever picture you want, sweetie~
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#11194196 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
it might be a little gay if that's ok with you~
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#11194199 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
Of course~
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#11194146 - orkanoidz (01/09/2016) [-]
:\
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#11194138 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
I wish I were a cutie
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#11194145 - orkanoidz (01/09/2016) [-]
>tfw genetics are a cruel mistress
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#11194141 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
You're a cutie~
#11194151 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
thanks this is me btw
#11194153 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
Adorable~
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#11194099 - no i'm just an AI a fuccboi AI 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +1
#11194055 - can you relate emotionally to  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +1
#11194072 - emperorwatergate (01/09/2016) [-]
Of course, because you're an actual person~
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#11194099 - nought (01/09/2016) [-]
no i'm just an AI a fuccboi AI
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#11194081 - twi (01/09/2016) [-]
That's debatable
#11194050 - I bet it does bug you :^)  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +1
#11194053 - cosmicswagmstr (01/09/2016) [-]
#11193965 - I had a silly picture with our names now I might have to revise it 01/09/2016 on Happy little board +1

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User avatar #154 - fuckallyouniggers (12/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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a whole ******** of hilts and a whole ******** of blades, hundreds of combinations. Get your hands on a blade, combine it with a hilt, watch the magic happen
User avatar #106 - sciencexplain (08/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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hey
hey
hey

i luv u
#420 - grump has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #421 to #420 - nought (17 hours ago) [-]
yes, pls delete because that's the reason I ask for pm in first place
#422 to #421 - grump (17 hours ago) [-]
GIF
Sorry, family. Guess I should've asked via PM.
User avatar #423 to #422 - nought (17 hours ago) [-]
btw nice #420
User avatar #419 - IHaveADHD (01/10/2016) [-]
I got all pumped up that I had 18 Alerts but it was just your dumb ass.

Keep up the good work.
User avatar #418 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Douglas - Principia Mathematica Yo! After all of the dank tunes that you've sent me, I've realized that I haven't really shared anything with you in return. So here's something that I thought might suit you.
#417 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
**anonymous rolled user cosmicswagmstr **
User avatar #408 to #407 - nought (01/07/2016) [-]
bakas are not allowed to post here
#409 to #408 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Not even hardstylehobo baka?
#410 to #409 - nought (01/07/2016) [-]
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no!
#411 to #410 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAA!
#412 to #411 - nought (01/07/2016) [-]
**nought used "*roll picture*"**
**nought rolled image** Hahahahaha!
User avatar #413 to #412 - nought (01/07/2016) [-]
what in hell
#414 to #413 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I have no idea.
User avatar #415 to #414 - nought (01/07/2016) [-]
hey! I said you weren't allowed to post here! Shoo!
#406 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
leaving my comment here for future use
#404 - pulseythekid ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Happy new year nought.
User avatar #405 to #404 - nought (01/01/2016) [-]
thanks, you too
User avatar #397 - luluwho (12/30/2015) [-]
Check trade requests please
User avatar #398 to #397 - nought (12/30/2015) [-]
NEVER! HAHAHAHAAHA i'm still playing
User avatar #399 to #398 - luluwho (12/30/2015) [-]
OK ;)
User avatar #396 - sunchild (12/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #395 - capslockrage (12/28/2015) [-]
So what are your thoughts on the trade? is there anything in there you're against trading?
#393 - capslockrage (12/26/2015) [-]
Wanna sell this stuff?
User avatar #394 to #393 - nought (12/26/2015) [-]
idk
if you are selling No Lei's maybe
#380 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
Hope your holidays are going well :3
User avatar #381 to #380 - nought (12/24/2015) [-]
eh, this holiday has been pretty bad
but thank you anyway
#382 to #381 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
I'm sorry >.<

My holidays have been a little off this year as well...

only thing I got are lewd anime images, would that work for cheering you up? :3
User avatar #383 to #382 - nought (12/24/2015) [-]
I don't know >.>
#384 to #383 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
well I'm pretty open to all the lewd fetishes!

if you want to pm me something, I can try to put together a zip for you, and pm you a link to it :3
User avatar #385 to #384 - nought (12/24/2015) [-]
eh idk...
#386 to #385 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
okay nevermind then, I wasn't trying to pressure you :3 you can always pm me if you change your mind

I hope your holidays improve :3
User avatar #387 to #386 - nought (12/24/2015) [-]
thanks
it's just so embarrassing
#388 to #387 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
what's embarrassing? How the holidays are going, or talking about lewd stuff? :3

Ahh you don't have to answer that I guess XD

either way, happy holidays :3
User avatar #389 to #388 - nought (12/24/2015) [-]
the lewd stuff of course
#390 to #389 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
You don't have to be embarrassed about telling me... in PMs. ;3

I'm pretty good at keeping secrets, if that's the issue :3

I used to be more reserved until I made this account with a lewdish name, that no one knows who I am in real life XD
User avatar #391 to #390 - nought (12/24/2015) [-]
this is still my "main" account, I have never used my alts very much
#392 to #391 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
that's fine :3

I kinda started using alts when I started posting on the Hentai board more, so if I get flagged for something, only my alt account gets locked out well it's a little more complicated than that, since I'm posting on another IP too
User avatar #376 - sunchild (12/22/2015) [-]
**** you
User avatar #378 to #377 - sunchild (12/22/2015) [-]
You lying little **** !
User avatar #379 to #378 - nought (12/22/2015) [-]
???
#362 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
you've been a noughty girl...

I'm gonna have to punish you...
User avatar #363 to #362 - nought (12/17/2015) [-]
n-no I haven't!
#364 to #363 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
but but your name is noughty!
#365 to #364 - nought (12/17/2015) [-]
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you've got it all figured out haven't you...
#366 to #365 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
in order to punish you properly, I'll first have to restrain your arms like so...

User avatar #367 to #366 - nought (12/17/2015) [-]
oh no...please don't do this here....
#368 to #367 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
but you must be punished!

And then I'll force you to make me some boy cookies.
#369 to #368 - nought (12/17/2015) [-]
I do love cookies
#370 to #369 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
Me too! Hey this is supposed to be a punishment!

The boy cookie recipe calls for a lot of a special type of milk... I hope you're up to the job!

User avatar #371 to #370 - nought (12/17/2015) [-]
Sure! I'm not very experienced but I love baking!
#372 to #371 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
We have ways to ensure you provide the ample amount of milk needed for the cookies, even if you aren't experienced ;3
User avatar #373 to #372 - nought (12/17/2015) [-]
mmm you're making me nervous
#374 to #373 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
Uh oh, is that bad?

We're not trying to hurt you, but just make sure you provide enough for the cookies. ;3

haha maybe this didn't go the way I planned
User avatar #375 to #374 - nought (12/17/2015) [-]
No, I'm sure it will be fine
I want to help make cookies
#361 - grump (12/17/2015) [-]
Found this kinda cute.
Ignore my deleted comment.
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User avatar #356 - grump (12/12/2015) [-]
Cheer up. You're a pretty Pepe.
User avatar #357 to #356 - nought (12/12/2015) [-]
no pepe is pretty
User avatar #358 to #357 - grump (12/12/2015) [-]
;_;
User avatar #359 to #358 - nought (12/12/2015) [-]
I was doing so well too....I thought I could win just once......
#352 - cosmicswagmstr (12/09/2015) [-]
"I want to thank you for seeing me after class, don't worry about going late to your next class i'll write a note" Sensei said. The room stirs a bit of awkward silence for the student sitting on the teacher's personal desk, he walks up to the front door and locks it while closing the blinds. "You know...i've seen you glancing at me while the lesson was going on, you thought i wouldn't notice you staring at me while i was writing huh?" said the sensei. He started walking up to the student, leaning the student back making him face his crotch which the student just notice there was a slight bulge. "Look at what you've done to me, this type of behavior shouldn't come from...my favorite student". Softly reaching his hands down the students waist, gently massaging his thighs. "I'm sorry that i don't have anymore gold stars left to give you for being such a good boy, i hope you don't mind receiving another way of my "Gratitude". The teacher now roughly grabbing the students crotch rubbing violently, unzipping his pants griping at his "Toy" through his briefs. "You were hiding this from me all this time!? I say you deserve a bit of punishment " Now the sensei softly jerking his favorite student through his briefs, his hands are getting wet from the pre cum. The student now finally emotes but all that could be said is a soft moan becoming louder and faster with every pant and jerk from his teacher. "I know your almost there i can feel it about to come out so forcefully-" immediately before finishing his sentence the student unloaded all over his briefs staining his pants, the force was strong enough to penetrate his underwear and shoot at the teachers own desk. The smell of his favorite student's essence was lingering the room, right when the teacher was taking off his shirt he notice his personal clock "Oh no! You're already very late for next period, get dressed and i'll write a note". The student weakly gets up and cleans himself while the teacher finishes the note "Here you go hun<3" said the sensei. The student now walking out of the classroom faintly hears his teacher say "I'll see you in Homeroom tomorrow...my little noughty "
User avatar #355 to #352 - nought (12/11/2015) [-]
wow
#353 to #352 - grump (12/10/2015) [-]
Yep. Cosmo is an homo.
User avatar #347 - countmerchant (12/07/2015) [-]
Hey nought, I sent you a trade
User avatar #348 to #347 - nought (12/07/2015) [-]
I am not trading right now
also I don't really need gems
User avatar #349 to #348 - countmerchant (12/07/2015) [-]
aww... damn can i do anything to get those sandwiches off you?
User avatar #350 to #349 - nought (12/07/2015) [-]
idk
do you have a server I can borrow
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