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Facebook Profile: Level 103 Supreme Meme Regent
Interests: jimmies rustling, MEMES, 9gag
Date Signed Up:12/07/2013
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:Ex nihilo
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#1 - bazaam 11/25/2014 on lightningfarronxp's profile 0
#110 - cool 11/25/2014 on Let's Expand our Reaction... 0
#71 - Now every time you visit your profile, you will have a friendl…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on leojxxitenah's profile 0
#72 - leojxxitenah (11/25/2014) [-]
Thanks bro.


Though I don't need much reminding.
#10107912 - okay I think I'm done ************ for today 11/25/2014 on Happy little board 0
#5326 - I think of u evryday  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on mudkipfucker's profile 0
#5327 - mudkipfucker (11/25/2014) [-]
#69 - **nought rolled image **  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2014 on leojxxitenah's profile 0
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#70 - leojxxitenah (11/25/2014) [-]
Well if you say so.
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#71 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
Now every time you visit your profile, you will have a friendly reminder
#72 - leojxxitenah (11/25/2014) [-]
Thanks bro.


Though I don't need much reminding.
#2978 - I made this for you  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on include's profile 0
#3056 - include (11/30/2014) [-]
I guess it is kinda sexy.
#2 - **nought rolled image ** 11/25/2014 on thewhiterain's profile 0
#507 - Where is scienceland I'm guessing in the uk 11/25/2014 on sciencexplain's profile 0
#1349 - nice user icon  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on asheyboo's profile 0
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#1350 - asheyboo (11/25/2014) [-]
Thanks Whiteniggers made it for me
#5 - rip 11/25/2014 on datdeath's profile 0
#81 - git hyped  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on hypex's profile 0
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#83 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
hyped about what?
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#82 - hypex (11/25/2014) [-]
w0t
#10 - how 2 viking  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on eriktheviking's profile 0
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#11 - eriktheviking (11/25/2014) [-]
Grandpa came from Norway, but I am Canadian.
#2 - ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!! They can hear,… 11/25/2014 on azians's profile 0
#130 - stop ur triggering my PTSD  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on nought's profile 0
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#131 - notorc (11/25/2014) [-]
faggit
#1 - Comment deleted 11/25/2014 on dawsoco's profile 0
#127 - *****  [+] (4 new replies) 11/25/2014 on nought's profile 0
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#129 - notorc (11/25/2014) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll blow scurvy all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
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#130 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
stop
ur triggering my PTSD
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#131 - notorc (11/25/2014) [-]
faggit
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#62 - ello  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on tankerdude's profile 0
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#63 - tankerdude (11/25/2014) [-]
ello
#28 - tacka  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on jakatackka's profile 0
#29 - jakatackka (11/25/2014) [-]
ought
#1 - cool 11/25/2014 on savingvalentine's profile 0
#20 - any time bruh  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on heartbleed's profile 0
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#21 - heartbleed (11/25/2014) [-]
<3
#125 - lol  [+] (6 new replies) 11/25/2014 on nought's profile 0
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#126 - notorc (11/25/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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#127 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
oshit
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#129 - notorc (11/25/2014) [-]
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll blow scurvy all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
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#130 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
stop
ur triggering my PTSD
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#131 - notorc (11/25/2014) [-]
faggit
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#133 - More like chargrin 11/25/2014 on charagrin's profile 0
#18 - nice meme  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2014 on heartbleed's profile 0
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#19 - heartbleed (11/25/2014) [-]
Thx bruh.
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#20 - nought (11/25/2014) [-]
any time bruh
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#21 - heartbleed (11/25/2014) [-]
<3
#3 - haha if only  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on KievLeviathan's profile 0
#5 - KievLeviathan (11/25/2014) [-]
nought pls
#4 - KievLeviathan (11/25/2014) [-]
Do you want to be friends

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User avatar #154 - fuckallyouniggers (12/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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a whole ******** of hilts and a whole ******** of blades, hundreds of combinations. Get your hands on a blade, combine it with a hilt, watch the magic happen
User avatar #106 - sciencexplain (08/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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hey
hey
hey

i luv u
#420 - grump has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #421 to #420 - nought (17 hours ago) [-]
yes, pls delete because that's the reason I ask for pm in first place
#422 to #421 - grump (17 hours ago) [-]
GIF
Sorry, family. Guess I should've asked via PM.
User avatar #423 to #422 - nought (17 hours ago) [-]
btw nice #420
User avatar #419 - IHaveADHD (01/10/2016) [-]
I got all pumped up that I had 18 Alerts but it was just your dumb ass.

Keep up the good work.
User avatar #418 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Douglas - Principia Mathematica Yo! After all of the dank tunes that you've sent me, I've realized that I haven't really shared anything with you in return. So here's something that I thought might suit you.
#417 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
**anonymous rolled user cosmicswagmstr **
User avatar #408 to #407 - nought (01/07/2016) [-]
bakas are not allowed to post here
#409 to #408 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Not even hardstylehobo baka?
#410 to #409 - nought (01/07/2016) [-]
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no!
#411 to #410 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAA!
#412 to #411 - nought (01/07/2016) [-]
**nought used "*roll picture*"**
**nought rolled image** Hahahahaha!
User avatar #413 to #412 - nought (01/07/2016) [-]
what in hell
#414 to #413 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I have no idea.
User avatar #415 to #414 - nought (01/07/2016) [-]
hey! I said you weren't allowed to post here! Shoo!
#406 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-]
leaving my comment here for future use
#404 - pulseythekid ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Happy new year nought.
User avatar #405 to #404 - nought (01/01/2016) [-]
thanks, you too
User avatar #397 - luluwho (12/30/2015) [-]
Check trade requests please
User avatar #398 to #397 - nought (12/30/2015) [-]
NEVER! HAHAHAHAAHA i'm still playing
User avatar #399 to #398 - luluwho (12/30/2015) [-]
OK ;)
User avatar #396 - sunchild (12/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #395 - capslockrage (12/28/2015) [-]
So what are your thoughts on the trade? is there anything in there you're against trading?
#393 - capslockrage (12/26/2015) [-]
Wanna sell this stuff?
User avatar #394 to #393 - nought (12/26/2015) [-]
idk
if you are selling No Lei's maybe
#380 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
Hope your holidays are going well :3
User avatar #381 to #380 - nought (12/24/2015) [-]
eh, this holiday has been pretty bad
but thank you anyway
#382 to #381 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
I'm sorry >.<

My holidays have been a little off this year as well...

only thing I got are lewd anime images, would that work for cheering you up? :3
User avatar #383 to #382 - nought (12/24/2015) [-]
I don't know >.>
#384 to #383 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
well I'm pretty open to all the lewd fetishes!

if you want to pm me something, I can try to put together a zip for you, and pm you a link to it :3
User avatar #385 to #384 - nought (12/24/2015) [-]
eh idk...
#386 to #385 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
okay nevermind then, I wasn't trying to pressure you :3 you can always pm me if you change your mind

I hope your holidays improve :3
User avatar #387 to #386 - nought (12/24/2015) [-]
thanks
it's just so embarrassing
#388 to #387 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
what's embarrassing? How the holidays are going, or talking about lewd stuff? :3

Ahh you don't have to answer that I guess XD

either way, happy holidays :3
User avatar #389 to #388 - nought (12/24/2015) [-]
the lewd stuff of course
#390 to #389 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
You don't have to be embarrassed about telling me... in PMs. ;3

I'm pretty good at keeping secrets, if that's the issue :3

I used to be more reserved until I made this account with a lewdish name, that no one knows who I am in real life XD
User avatar #391 to #390 - nought (12/24/2015) [-]
this is still my "main" account, I have never used my alts very much
#392 to #391 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
that's fine :3

I kinda started using alts when I started posting on the Hentai board more, so if I get flagged for something, only my alt account gets locked out well it's a little more complicated than that, since I'm posting on another IP too
User avatar #376 - sunchild (12/22/2015) [-]
**** you
User avatar #378 to #377 - sunchild (12/22/2015) [-]
You lying little **** !
User avatar #379 to #378 - nought (12/22/2015) [-]
???
#362 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
you've been a noughty girl...

I'm gonna have to punish you...
User avatar #363 to #362 - nought (12/17/2015) [-]
n-no I haven't!
#364 to #363 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
but but your name is noughty!
#365 to #364 - nought (12/17/2015) [-]
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you've got it all figured out haven't you...
#366 to #365 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
in order to punish you properly, I'll first have to restrain your arms like so...

User avatar #367 to #366 - nought (12/17/2015) [-]
oh no...please don't do this here....
#368 to #367 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
but you must be punished!

And then I'll force you to make me some boy cookies.
#369 to #368 - nought (12/17/2015) [-]
I do love cookies
#370 to #369 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
Me too! Hey this is supposed to be a punishment!

The boy cookie recipe calls for a lot of a special type of milk... I hope you're up to the job!

User avatar #371 to #370 - nought (12/17/2015) [-]
Sure! I'm not very experienced but I love baking!
#372 to #371 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
We have ways to ensure you provide the ample amount of milk needed for the cookies, even if you aren't experienced ;3
User avatar #373 to #372 - nought (12/17/2015) [-]
mmm you're making me nervous
#374 to #373 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
Uh oh, is that bad?

We're not trying to hurt you, but just make sure you provide enough for the cookies. ;3

haha maybe this didn't go the way I planned
User avatar #375 to #374 - nought (12/17/2015) [-]
No, I'm sure it will be fine
I want to help make cookies
#361 - grump (12/17/2015) [-]
Found this kinda cute.
Ignore my deleted comment.
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User avatar #356 - grump (12/12/2015) [-]
Cheer up. You're a pretty Pepe.
User avatar #357 to #356 - nought (12/12/2015) [-]
no pepe is pretty
User avatar #358 to #357 - grump (12/12/2015) [-]
;_;
User avatar #359 to #358 - nought (12/12/2015) [-]
I was doing so well too....I thought I could win just once......
#352 - cosmicswagmstr (12/09/2015) [-]
"I want to thank you for seeing me after class, don't worry about going late to your next class i'll write a note" Sensei said. The room stirs a bit of awkward silence for the student sitting on the teacher's personal desk, he walks up to the front door and locks it while closing the blinds. "You know...i've seen you glancing at me while the lesson was going on, you thought i wouldn't notice you staring at me while i was writing huh?" said the sensei. He started walking up to the student, leaning the student back making him face his crotch which the student just notice there was a slight bulge. "Look at what you've done to me, this type of behavior shouldn't come from...my favorite student". Softly reaching his hands down the students waist, gently massaging his thighs. "I'm sorry that i don't have anymore gold stars left to give you for being such a good boy, i hope you don't mind receiving another way of my "Gratitude". The teacher now roughly grabbing the students crotch rubbing violently, unzipping his pants griping at his "Toy" through his briefs. "You were hiding this from me all this time!? I say you deserve a bit of punishment " Now the sensei softly jerking his favorite student through his briefs, his hands are getting wet from the pre cum. The student now finally emotes but all that could be said is a soft moan becoming louder and faster with every pant and jerk from his teacher. "I know your almost there i can feel it about to come out so forcefully-" immediately before finishing his sentence the student unloaded all over his briefs staining his pants, the force was strong enough to penetrate his underwear and shoot at the teachers own desk. The smell of his favorite student's essence was lingering the room, right when the teacher was taking off his shirt he notice his personal clock "Oh no! You're already very late for next period, get dressed and i'll write a note". The student weakly gets up and cleans himself while the teacher finishes the note "Here you go hun<3" said the sensei. The student now walking out of the classroom faintly hears his teacher say "I'll see you in Homeroom tomorrow...my little noughty "
User avatar #355 to #352 - nought (12/11/2015) [-]
wow
#353 to #352 - grump (12/10/2015) [-]
Yep. Cosmo is an homo.
User avatar #347 - countmerchant (12/07/2015) [-]
Hey nought, I sent you a trade
User avatar #348 to #347 - nought (12/07/2015) [-]
I am not trading right now
also I don't really need gems
User avatar #349 to #348 - countmerchant (12/07/2015) [-]
aww... damn can i do anything to get those sandwiches off you?
User avatar #350 to #349 - nought (12/07/2015) [-]
idk
do you have a server I can borrow
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