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| What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll blow scurvy all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad. | ||
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| What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll blow scurvy all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad. | ||
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I got all pumped up that I had 18 Alerts but it was just your dumb ass.
Keep up the good work.
Keep up the good work.
So what are your thoughts on the trade? is there anything in there you're against trading?
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cosmicswagmstr (12/09/2015) [-]
"I want to thank you for seeing me after class, don't worry about going late to your next class i'll write a note" Sensei said. The room stirs a bit of awkward silence for the student sitting on the teacher's personal desk, he walks up to the front door and locks it while closing the blinds. "You know...i've seen you glancing at me while the lesson was going on, you thought i wouldn't notice you staring at me while i was writing huh?" said the sensei. He started walking up to the student, leaning the student back making him face his crotch which the student just notice there was a slight bulge. "Look at what you've done to me, this type of behavior shouldn't come from...my favorite student". Softly reaching his hands down the students waist, gently massaging his thighs. "I'm sorry that i don't have anymore gold stars left to give you for being such a good boy, i hope you don't mind receiving another way of my "Gratitude". The teacher now roughly grabbing the students crotch rubbing violently, unzipping his pants griping at his "Toy" through his briefs. "You were hiding this from me all this time!? I say you deserve a bit of punishment " Now the sensei softly jerking his favorite student through his briefs, his hands are getting wet from the pre cum. The student now finally emotes but all that could be said is a soft moan becoming louder and faster with every pant and jerk from his teacher. "I know your almost there i can feel it about to come out so forcefully-" immediately before finishing his sentence the student unloaded all over his briefs staining his pants, the force was strong enough to penetrate his underwear and shoot at the teachers own desk. The smell of his favorite student's essence was lingering the room, right when the teacher was taking off his shirt he notice his personal clock "Oh no! You're already very late for next period, get dressed and i'll write a note". The student weakly gets up and cleans himself while the teacher finishes the note "Here you go hun<3" said the sensei. The student now walking out of the classroom faintly hears his teacher say "I'll see you in Homeroom tomorrow...my little noughty "
aww... damn can i do anything to get those sandwiches off you?

