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| Facebook Profile: | Level 103 Supreme Meme Regent |
| Interests: | jimmies rustling, MEMES, 9gag |
| Date Signed Up: | 12/07/2013 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| Location: | Ex nihilo |
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| Comment Ranking: | #2102 |
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| Highest Comment Rank: | #469 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 19.96% (1996/10000) Level 335 Content: Practically Famous → Level 336 Content: Practically Famous |
| Comment Level Progress: | 77.8% (389/500) Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard |
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| #11178624 - we can do all sorts of lewd things like hold hands an… [+] (15 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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emperorwatergate (01/05/2016) [-] Spelly, Puffyclouds, Sunchild, Knjklj, Nazo, Compared, I think me and Totallynatedrake did it at one point, Takeaseat, and if we have Seaty, we gotta let Xxangelisxx stay with us, too~ | ||
| #11178601 - nazo fast, we have things to do! | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11178590 - me and emperorwatergate are engaged now [+] (19 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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emperorwatergate (01/05/2016) [-] Spelly, Puffyclouds, Sunchild, Knjklj, Nazo, Compared, I think me and Totallynatedrake did it at one point, Takeaseat, and if we have Seaty, we gotta let Xxangelisxx stay with us, too~ | ||
| #11178562 - what... | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11178551 - lehberga ...um [+] (3 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11178549 - actually I haven't ever | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11174803 - cosmicswagmstr all I want is a meaning in life :/ gotta wa… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11174671 - aww [+] (3 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +2 |
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emperorwatergate (01/04/2016) [-]  Best waifus~ We can have a three-way, if you want~ | ||
| #772 - no you silly, chinese cartoons! [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on emperorwatergate's profile | 0 |
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| #770 - that means pictures with our names :/ [+] (3 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on emperorwatergate's profile | 0 |
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| #11174380 - I love to see candidates active on social media [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11174332 - oh no...what do I do.... | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11174295 - a quite vanilla pervert according to emperorwatergate [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +2 |
| #11174270 - :o really? I didn't think I would get this far... [+] (2 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11174263 - Picture [+] (6 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11174261 - gimmie [+] (4 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11174249 - if I can't bang puffyclouds....spelly is almost as good [+] (6 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11174195 - **** furry isn't THAT bad [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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| #11174193 - I paid a visit to /b/ and /int/ and the people there were and … | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11174179 - i'm sure xi jinping will be more accepting [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
 There's too many people with nukes in china to keep track of them all. I can probably buy them or some shit if I'm in China. | ||
| #11174174 - **nought used "*roll picture*"** **nought rolled image ** … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11174173 - >china >large nuclear stockpiles US and russia h… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| Do you expect me to walk up to Putin or Obama and just ask for nukes? It doesn't fucking work that way. There's too many people with nukes in china to keep track of them all. I can probably buy them or some shit if I'm in China. | ||
| #11174163 - actually means christmas | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11174154 - get out of this board [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11174146 - ORIGINAL [+] (2 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
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IHaveADHD (01/10/2016) [-] I got all pumped up that I had 18 Alerts but it was just your dumb ass.
Keep up the good work.
Keep up the good work.
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hardstylehobo ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-] 
Yo! After all of the dank tunes that you've sent me, I've realized that I haven't really shared anything with you in return. So here's something that I thought might suit you.
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capslockrage (12/28/2015) [-] So what are your thoughts on the trade? is there anything in there you're against trading?
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shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-] I'm sorry >.<
My holidays have been a little off this year as well...
only thing I got are lewd anime images, would that work for cheering you up? :3
My holidays have been a little off this year as well...
only thing I got are lewd anime images, would that work for cheering you up? :3
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shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-] well I'm pretty open to all the lewd fetishes!
if you want to pm me something, I can try to put together a zip for you, and pm you a link to it :3
if you want to pm me something, I can try to put together a zip for you, and pm you a link to it :3
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shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-] okay nevermind then, I wasn't trying to pressure you :3 you can always pm me if you change your mind
I hope your holidays improve :3
I hope your holidays improve :3
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shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-] what's embarrassing? How the holidays are going, or talking about lewd stuff? :3
Ahh you don't have to answer that I guess XD
either way, happy holidays :3
Ahh you don't have to answer that I guess XD
either way, happy holidays :3
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shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-] You don't have to be embarrassed about telling me... in PMs. ;3
I'm pretty good at keeping secrets, if that's the issue :3
I used to be more reserved until I made this account with a lewdish name, that no one knows who I am in real life XD
I'm pretty good at keeping secrets, if that's the issue :3
I used to be more reserved until I made this account with a lewdish name, that no one knows who I am in real life XD
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shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-] that's fine :3
I kinda started using alts when I started posting on the Hentai board more, so if I get flagged for something, only my alt account gets locked out well it's a little more complicated than that, since I'm posting on another IP too
I kinda started using alts when I started posting on the Hentai board more, so if I get flagged for something, only my alt account gets locked out well it's a little more complicated than that, since I'm posting on another IP too
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shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-] you've been a noughty girl...
I'm gonna have to punish you...
I'm gonna have to punish you...
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shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-] in order to punish you properly, I'll first have to restrain your arms like so...
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shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-] but you must be punished!
And then I'll force you to make me some boy cookies.
And then I'll force you to make me some boy cookies.
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shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-] Me too! Hey this is supposed to be a punishment!
The boy cookie recipe calls for a lot of a special type of milk... I hope you're up to the job!
The boy cookie recipe calls for a lot of a special type of milk... I hope you're up to the job!
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shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-] We have ways to ensure you provide the ample amount of milk needed for the cookies, even if you aren't experienced ;3
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shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-] Uh oh, is that bad?
We're not trying to hurt you, but just make sure you provide enough for the cookies. ;3
haha maybe this didn't go the way I planned
We're not trying to hurt you, but just make sure you provide enough for the cookies. ;3
haha maybe this didn't go the way I planned
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cosmicswagmstr (12/09/2015) [-] "I want to thank you for seeing me after class, don't worry about going late to your next class i'll write a note" Sensei said. The room stirs a bit of awkward silence for the student sitting on the teacher's personal desk, he walks up to the front door and locks it while closing the blinds. "You know...i've seen you glancing at me while the lesson was going on, you thought i wouldn't notice you staring at me while i was writing huh?" said the sensei. He started walking up to the student, leaning the student back making him face his crotch which the student just notice there was a slight bulge. "Look at what you've done to me, this type of behavior shouldn't come from...my favorite student". Softly reaching his hands down the students waist, gently massaging his thighs. "I'm sorry that i don't have anymore gold stars left to give you for being such a good boy, i hope you don't mind receiving another way of my "Gratitude". The teacher now roughly grabbing the students crotch rubbing violently, unzipping his pants griping at his "Toy" through his briefs. "You were hiding this from me all this time!? I say you deserve a bit of punishment " Now the sensei softly jerking his favorite student through his briefs, his hands are getting wet from the pre cum. The student now finally emotes but all that could be said is a soft moan becoming louder and faster with every pant and jerk from his teacher. "I know your almost there i can feel it about to come out so forcefully-" immediately before finishing his sentence the student unloaded all over his briefs staining his pants, the force was strong enough to penetrate his underwear and shoot at the teachers own desk. The smell of his favorite student's essence was lingering the room, right when the teacher was taking off his shirt he notice his personal clock "Oh no! You're already very late for next period, get dressed and i'll write a note". The student weakly gets up and cleans himself while the teacher finishes the note "Here you go hun<3" said the sensei. The student now walking out of the classroom faintly hears his teacher say "I'll see you in Homeroom tomorrow...my little noughty "
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countmerchant (12/07/2015) [-] aww... damn can i do anything to get those sandwiches off you?
