nought
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| Facebook Profile: | Level 103 Supreme Meme Regent |
| Interests: | jimmies rustling, MEMES, 9gag |
| Date Signed Up: | 12/07/2013 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| Location: | Ex nihilo |
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| Content Ranking: | #553 |
| Comment Ranking: | #2102 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #4 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #469 |
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| Content Level Progress: | 19.96% (1996/10000) Level 335 Content: Practically Famous → Level 336 Content: Practically Famous |
| Comment Level Progress: | 77.8% (389/500) Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard |
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| Times Content Favorited: | 25883 times |
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| #11183046 - Picture | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11183034 - I hope you're talking to pyrain because I've been here for a while [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | +2 |
| #11183024 - pyrain I'm still surprised how friendly this board is. [+] (18 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | +2 |
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| #11182687 - Terraria is not an intensive game But most people are comp… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
 it isnt, but we're talking about a 100$ computer with a 2.6ghz dual core celeron in it odly enough, the same processor was in my dell inspiron, which means if i wanted to, it has the capability to easily use AutoCAD 2015 and play Halo 2 | ||
| #1434 - You'll... You'll be here for me right? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on lehberga's profile | 0 |
| #11180270 - You idiot those are the core of our board Without those it… | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11180267 - Ask him when his thinking is impaired! | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11180259 - I'm sure if you ask enough he'll say yes once | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11180256 - New year's prediction 2016: more and more familiar people of t… [+] (13 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +2 |
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| #11180251 - Trump | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11180250 - **nought used "*roll picture*"** **nought rolled image ** … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11180226 - that is the saddest of all | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11180220 - what if cosmic meets someone and then abandons this board [+] (2 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-]  But it's alright..i'll always return. This place already plays a role in my life, i won't ever just abandon it. | ||
| #11180218 - well they have fur and stuff idk [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11180216 - because the concept of society [+] (3 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11180213 - it's not a fear, it's something that should be private [+] (5 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| #11180203 - oh no! then you'll be a normie | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #23 - I hope they never do because the same old gets boring and … | 01/05/2016 on Off by a hair | +8 |
| #11179923 - I don't know, I need to get my life in order [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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| #11179920 - but you were promising the least you could do is draw some ass [+] (3 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
 Shit happens don't take my word i change subject like i change favorite users one day i'm praising twi the next day i'm sucking off jets | ||
| #11179918 - goodbye | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
| #11179915 - ow! but it's true, imagine if I had gone through with every st… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-] How do you know it was stupid if you haven't tried. | ||
| #11179912 - this is literally the opposite of degeneracy [+] (11 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
 So is liking black chicks who will give you autistic babies if you fucked her the best you could hope for is a quick orgasm | ||
| #11179904 - cosmicswagmstr briefly I had the idea of collecting f… [+] (19 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | +1 |
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cosmicswagmstr (01/05/2016) [-] How do you know it was stupid if you haven't tried. So is liking black chicks who will give you autistic babies if you fucked her the best you could hope for is a quick orgasm | ||
| #11179888 - can you draw some of our board members as cute cuddly characters [+] (9 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Happy little board | 0 |
| Shit happens don't take my word i change subject like i change favorite users one day i'm praising twi the next day i'm sucking off jets probably becoming #1 content i'm currently #1 in 24 hour again #11179929 -
notfapping (01/05/2016) [-]  Good luck man it might take awhile but its a good one | ||
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IHaveADHD (01/10/2016) [-] I got all pumped up that I had 18 Alerts but it was just your dumb ass.
Keep up the good work.
Keep up the good work.
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hardstylehobo (01/10/2016) [-] 
Yo! After all of the dank tunes that you've sent me, I've realized that I haven't really shared anything with you in return. So here's something that I thought might suit you.
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capslockrage (12/28/2015) [-] So what are your thoughts on the trade? is there anything in there you're against trading?
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shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-] I'm sorry >.<
My holidays have been a little off this year as well...
only thing I got are lewd anime images, would that work for cheering you up? :3
My holidays have been a little off this year as well...
only thing I got are lewd anime images, would that work for cheering you up? :3
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shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-] well I'm pretty open to all the lewd fetishes!
if you want to pm me something, I can try to put together a zip for you, and pm you a link to it :3
if you want to pm me something, I can try to put together a zip for you, and pm you a link to it :3
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shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-] okay nevermind then, I wasn't trying to pressure you :3 you can always pm me if you change your mind
I hope your holidays improve :3
I hope your holidays improve :3
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shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-] what's embarrassing? How the holidays are going, or talking about lewd stuff? :3
Ahh you don't have to answer that I guess XD
either way, happy holidays :3
Ahh you don't have to answer that I guess XD
either way, happy holidays :3
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shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-] You don't have to be embarrassed about telling me... in PMs. ;3
I'm pretty good at keeping secrets, if that's the issue :3
I used to be more reserved until I made this account with a lewdish name, that no one knows who I am in real life XD
I'm pretty good at keeping secrets, if that's the issue :3
I used to be more reserved until I made this account with a lewdish name, that no one knows who I am in real life XD
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shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-] that's fine :3
I kinda started using alts when I started posting on the Hentai board more, so if I get flagged for something, only my alt account gets locked out well it's a little more complicated than that, since I'm posting on another IP too
I kinda started using alts when I started posting on the Hentai board more, so if I get flagged for something, only my alt account gets locked out well it's a little more complicated than that, since I'm posting on another IP too
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shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-] you've been a noughty girl...
I'm gonna have to punish you...
I'm gonna have to punish you...
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shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-] in order to punish you properly, I'll first have to restrain your arms like so...
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shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-] but you must be punished!
And then I'll force you to make me some boy cookies.
And then I'll force you to make me some boy cookies.
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shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-] Me too! Hey this is supposed to be a punishment!
The boy cookie recipe calls for a lot of a special type of milk... I hope you're up to the job!
The boy cookie recipe calls for a lot of a special type of milk... I hope you're up to the job!
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shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-] We have ways to ensure you provide the ample amount of milk needed for the cookies, even if you aren't experienced ;3
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shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-] Uh oh, is that bad?
We're not trying to hurt you, but just make sure you provide enough for the cookies. ;3
haha maybe this didn't go the way I planned
We're not trying to hurt you, but just make sure you provide enough for the cookies. ;3
haha maybe this didn't go the way I planned
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cosmicswagmstr ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-] "I want to thank you for seeing me after class, don't worry about going late to your next class i'll write a note" Sensei said. The room stirs a bit of awkward silence for the student sitting on the teacher's personal desk, he walks up to the front door and locks it while closing the blinds. "You know...i've seen you glancing at me while the lesson was going on, you thought i wouldn't notice you staring at me while i was writing huh?" said the sensei. He started walking up to the student, leaning the student back making him face his crotch which the student just notice there was a slight bulge. "Look at what you've done to me, this type of behavior shouldn't come from...my favorite student". Softly reaching his hands down the students waist, gently massaging his thighs. "I'm sorry that i don't have anymore gold stars left to give you for being such a good boy, i hope you don't mind receiving another way of my "Gratitude". The teacher now roughly grabbing the students crotch rubbing violently, unzipping his pants griping at his "Toy" through his briefs. "You were hiding this from me all this time!? I say you deserve a bit of punishment " Now the sensei softly jerking his favorite student through his briefs, his hands are getting wet from the pre cum. The student now finally emotes but all that could be said is a soft moan becoming louder and faster with every pant and jerk from his teacher. "I know your almost there i can feel it about to come out so forcefully-" immediately before finishing his sentence the student unloaded all over his briefs staining his pants, the force was strong enough to penetrate his underwear and shoot at the teachers own desk. The smell of his favorite student's essence was lingering the room, right when the teacher was taking off his shirt he notice his personal clock "Oh no! You're already very late for next period, get dressed and i'll write a note". The student weakly gets up and cleans himself while the teacher finishes the note "Here you go hun<3" said the sensei. The student now walking out of the classroom faintly hears his teacher say "I'll see you in Homeroom tomorrow...my little noughty "
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countmerchant (12/07/2015) [-] aww... damn can i do anything to get those sandwiches off you?
