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I got all pumped up that I had 18 Alerts but it was just your dumb ass.
Keep up the good work.
Keep up the good work.
So what are your thoughts on the trade? is there anything in there you're against trading?
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cosmicswagmstr (12/09/2015) [-]
"I want to thank you for seeing me after class, don't worry about going late to your next class i'll write a note" Sensei said. The room stirs a bit of awkward silence for the student sitting on the teacher's personal desk, he walks up to the front door and locks it while closing the blinds. "You know...i've seen you glancing at me while the lesson was going on, you thought i wouldn't notice you staring at me while i was writing huh?" said the sensei. He started walking up to the student, leaning the student back making him face his crotch which the student just notice there was a slight bulge. "Look at what you've done to me, this type of behavior shouldn't come from...my favorite student". Softly reaching his hands down the students waist, gently massaging his thighs. "I'm sorry that i don't have anymore gold stars left to give you for being such a good boy, i hope you don't mind receiving another way of my "Gratitude". The teacher now roughly grabbing the students crotch rubbing violently, unzipping his pants griping at his "Toy" through his briefs. "You were hiding this from me all this time!? I say you deserve a bit of punishment " Now the sensei softly jerking his favorite student through his briefs, his hands are getting wet from the pre cum. The student now finally emotes but all that could be said is a soft moan becoming louder and faster with every pant and jerk from his teacher. "I know your almost there i can feel it about to come out so forcefully-" immediately before finishing his sentence the student unloaded all over his briefs staining his pants, the force was strong enough to penetrate his underwear and shoot at the teachers own desk. The smell of his favorite student's essence was lingering the room, right when the teacher was taking off his shirt he notice his personal clock "Oh no! You're already very late for next period, get dressed and i'll write a note". The student weakly gets up and cleans himself while the teacher finishes the note "Here you go hun<3" said the sensei. The student now walking out of the classroom faintly hears his teacher say "I'll see you in Homeroom tomorrow...my little noughty "
aww... damn can i do anything to get those sandwiches off you?

