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#11204222 - don't call me that!! you're the fudgeboi here!  [+] (1 new reply) 19 minutes ago on Happy little board +2
#11204230 - hardstylehobo (17 minutes ago) [-]
Nah, I'm Gary Boipusey.
#11204189 - hullo  [+] (3 new replies) 38 minutes ago on Happy little board +2
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#11204190 - hardstylehobo (36 minutes ago) [-]
Hello, fudge boi.
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#11204222 - nought (19 minutes ago) [-]
don't call me that!! you're the fudgeboi here!
#11204230 - hardstylehobo (17 minutes ago) [-]
Nah, I'm Gary Boipusey.
#61 - talke solace, as manollette said, that extraordinarily few art… 40 minutes ago on Heh, Art. +1
#423 - btw nice #420  [+] (1 new reply) 8 hours ago on nought's profile 0
#424 - grump (8 hours ago) [-]
Ayy!
#421 - yes, pls delete because that's the reason I ask for pm in firs…  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on nought's profile 0
#422 - grump (8 hours ago) [-]
Sorry, family. Guess I should've asked via PM.
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#423 - nought (8 hours ago) [-]
btw nice #420
#424 - grump (8 hours ago) [-]
Ayy!
#11201588 - >folder named black women what was I expecting  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Happy little board 0
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#11201590 - Sunset (21 hours ago) [-]
i only have it because i like to spam 8/pol/ lel
#11201557 - **nought used "*roll picture*"** **nought rolled image ** …  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Happy little board +2
#11201562 - anon (21 hours ago) [-]
Your mom
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#11201537 - I'm feeling sleepy...I want to spend the night with you  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Happy little board +1
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#11201540 - emperorwatergate (22 hours ago) [-]
Goodnight, sweetheart~

Mention me here tomorrow~
#11201529 - **nought leans in for kiss** it's dribbling  [+] (3 new replies) 22 hours ago on Happy little board +1
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#11201530 - emperorwatergate (22 hours ago) [-]
*Catches it with my tongue, and then kisses you~*

It tastes so good~
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#11201537 - nought (22 hours ago) [-]
I'm feeling sleepy...I want to spend the night with you
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Goodnight, sweetheart~

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User avatar #154 - fuckallyouniggers (12/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
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a whole ******** of hilts and a whole ******** of blades, hundreds of combinations. Get your hands on a blade, combine it with a hilt, watch the magic happen
User avatar #106 - sciencexplain (08/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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hey
hey
hey

i luv u
#420 - grump has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #421 to #420 - nought ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
yes, pls delete because that's the reason I ask for pm in first place
#422 to #421 - grump (8 hours ago) [-]
GIF
Sorry, family. Guess I should've asked via PM.
User avatar #423 to #422 - nought ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
btw nice #420
User avatar #419 - IHaveADHD ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
I got all pumped up that I had 18 Alerts but it was just your dumb ass.

Keep up the good work.
User avatar #418 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Douglas - Principia Mathematica Yo! After all of the dank tunes that you've sent me, I've realized that I haven't really shared anything with you in return. So here's something that I thought might suit you.
#417 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
**anonymous rolled user cosmicswagmstr **
User avatar #408 to #407 - nought ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
bakas are not allowed to post here
#409 to #408 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Not even hardstylehobo baka?
#410 to #409 - nought ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
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no!
#411 to #410 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
AAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAA!
#412 to #411 - nought ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
**nought used "*roll picture*"**
**nought rolled image** Hahahahaha!
User avatar #413 to #412 - nought ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
what in hell
#414 to #413 - hardstylehobo ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I have no idea.
User avatar #415 to #414 - nought ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
hey! I said you weren't allowed to post here! Shoo!
#406 - megpoidgumibear (01/05/2016) [-]
leaving my comment here for future use
#404 - pulseythekid (01/01/2016) [-]
Happy new year nought.
User avatar #405 to #404 - nought ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
thanks, you too
User avatar #397 - luluwho (12/30/2015) [-]
Check trade requests please
User avatar #398 to #397 - nought ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
NEVER! HAHAHAHAAHA i'm still playing
User avatar #399 to #398 - luluwho (12/30/2015) [-]
OK ;)
User avatar #400 to #399 - nought ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #396 - sunchild (12/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #395 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
So what are your thoughts on the trade? is there anything in there you're against trading?
#393 - capslockrage ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Wanna sell this stuff?
User avatar #394 to #393 - nought ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
idk
if you are selling No Lei's maybe
#380 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
Hope your holidays are going well :3
User avatar #381 to #380 - nought ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
eh, this holiday has been pretty bad
but thank you anyway
#382 to #381 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
I'm sorry >.<

My holidays have been a little off this year as well...

only thing I got are lewd anime images, would that work for cheering you up? :3
User avatar #383 to #382 - nought ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
I don't know >.>
#384 to #383 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
well I'm pretty open to all the lewd fetishes!

if you want to pm me something, I can try to put together a zip for you, and pm you a link to it :3
User avatar #385 to #384 - nought ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
eh idk...
#386 to #385 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
okay nevermind then, I wasn't trying to pressure you :3 you can always pm me if you change your mind

I hope your holidays improve :3
User avatar #387 to #386 - nought ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
thanks
it's just so embarrassing
#388 to #387 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
what's embarrassing? How the holidays are going, or talking about lewd stuff? :3

Ahh you don't have to answer that I guess XD

either way, happy holidays :3
User avatar #389 to #388 - nought ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
the lewd stuff of course
#390 to #389 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
You don't have to be embarrassed about telling me... in PMs. ;3

I'm pretty good at keeping secrets, if that's the issue :3

I used to be more reserved until I made this account with a lewdish name, that no one knows who I am in real life XD
User avatar #391 to #390 - nought ONLINE (12/24/2015) [-]
this is still my "main" account, I have never used my alts very much
#392 to #391 - shootinghotcream (12/24/2015) [-]
that's fine :3

I kinda started using alts when I started posting on the Hentai board more, so if I get flagged for something, only my alt account gets locked out well it's a little more complicated than that, since I'm posting on another IP too
User avatar #376 - sunchild (12/22/2015) [-]
**** you
User avatar #377 to #376 - nought ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #378 to #377 - sunchild (12/22/2015) [-]
You lying little **** !
User avatar #379 to #378 - nought ONLINE (12/22/2015) [-]
???
#362 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
you've been a noughty girl...

I'm gonna have to punish you...
User avatar #363 to #362 - nought ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
n-no I haven't!
#364 to #363 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
but but your name is noughty!
#365 to #364 - nought ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
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you've got it all figured out haven't you...
#366 to #365 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
in order to punish you properly, I'll first have to restrain your arms like so...

User avatar #367 to #366 - nought ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
oh no...please don't do this here....
#368 to #367 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
but you must be punished!

And then I'll force you to make me some boy cookies.
#369 to #368 - nought ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
I do love cookies
#370 to #369 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
Me too! Hey this is supposed to be a punishment!

The boy cookie recipe calls for a lot of a special type of milk... I hope you're up to the job!

User avatar #371 to #370 - nought ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Sure! I'm not very experienced but I love baking!
#372 to #371 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
We have ways to ensure you provide the ample amount of milk needed for the cookies, even if you aren't experienced ;3
User avatar #373 to #372 - nought ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
mmm you're making me nervous
#374 to #373 - shootinghotcream (12/17/2015) [-]
Uh oh, is that bad?

We're not trying to hurt you, but just make sure you provide enough for the cookies. ;3

haha maybe this didn't go the way I planned
User avatar #375 to #374 - nought ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
No, I'm sure it will be fine
I want to help make cookies
#361 - grump (12/17/2015) [-]
Found this kinda cute.
Ignore my deleted comment.
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User avatar #356 - grump (12/12/2015) [-]
Cheer up. You're a pretty Pepe.
User avatar #357 to #356 - nought ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
no pepe is pretty
User avatar #358 to #357 - grump (12/12/2015) [-]
;_;
User avatar #359 to #358 - nought ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
I was doing so well too....I thought I could win just once......
#352 - cosmicswagmstr (12/09/2015) [-]
"I want to thank you for seeing me after class, don't worry about going late to your next class i'll write a note" Sensei said. The room stirs a bit of awkward silence for the student sitting on the teacher's personal desk, he walks up to the front door and locks it while closing the blinds. "You know...i've seen you glancing at me while the lesson was going on, you thought i wouldn't notice you staring at me while i was writing huh?" said the sensei. He started walking up to the student, leaning the student back making him face his crotch which the student just notice there was a slight bulge. "Look at what you've done to me, this type of behavior shouldn't come from...my favorite student". Softly reaching his hands down the students waist, gently massaging his thighs. "I'm sorry that i don't have anymore gold stars left to give you for being such a good boy, i hope you don't mind receiving another way of my "Gratitude". The teacher now roughly grabbing the students crotch rubbing violently, unzipping his pants griping at his "Toy" through his briefs. "You were hiding this from me all this time!? I say you deserve a bit of punishment " Now the sensei softly jerking his favorite student through his briefs, his hands are getting wet from the pre cum. The student now finally emotes but all that could be said is a soft moan becoming louder and faster with every pant and jerk from his teacher. "I know your almost there i can feel it about to come out so forcefully-" immediately before finishing his sentence the student unloaded all over his briefs staining his pants, the force was strong enough to penetrate his underwear and shoot at the teachers own desk. The smell of his favorite student's essence was lingering the room, right when the teacher was taking off his shirt he notice his personal clock "Oh no! You're already very late for next period, get dressed and i'll write a note". The student weakly gets up and cleans himself while the teacher finishes the note "Here you go hun<3" said the sensei. The student now walking out of the classroom faintly hears his teacher say "I'll see you in Homeroom tomorrow...my little noughty "
User avatar #355 to #352 - nought ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
wow
#353 to #352 - grump (12/10/2015) [-]
Yep. Cosmo is an homo.
User avatar #347 - countmerchant (12/07/2015) [-]
Hey nought, I sent you a trade
User avatar #348 to #347 - nought ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
I am not trading right now
also I don't really need gems
User avatar #349 to #348 - countmerchant (12/07/2015) [-]
aww... damn can i do anything to get those sandwiches off you?
User avatar #350 to #349 - nought ONLINE (12/07/2015) [-]
idk
do you have a server I can borrow
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