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Date Signed Up:12/07/2013
Last Login:1/30/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#4
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#1945 - Geez how much do you comment  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on rahtoga's profile 0
User avatar #1946 - rahtoga (1 hour ago) [-]
A lot.
#5093613 - pls!!! 2 hours ago on Play items 0
#58 - joshlol pepperoni 2 hours ago on when the party board trolls... 0
#59 - Suddenly...dust dust everywhere  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on The RecoilMachine: Wall... 0
User avatar #85 - heartbleed (16 minutes ago) [-]
It'd be so easy to clean though...
#64 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
uhm no u c it's water cooled
#40 - GPT +5 from trade routes Science +3 2 hours ago on Times have changed 0
#29 - when she say she a virgin 3 hours ago on The amount of flyers on... +2
#5093568 - HAALLOOO ITTEMMZZZ i am new uzer pls donate itemss!!!!@!  [+] (2 new replies) 4 hours ago on Play items 0
#5093571 - olioh (3 hours ago) [-]
No.
User avatar #5093613 - nought (2 hours ago) [-]
pls!!!
#22 - If it really took you 10 minutes, you might be retarded. 4 hours ago on don't tell him +4
#66 - or you could repost  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Help FJ out 0
User avatar #80 - admin (01/29/2015) [-]
google hates reposted content
#19 - Zenith An ethereal Goddess lays down upon this …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Ill go use bing then +15
User avatar #52 - siq (17 hours ago) [-]
Say what you want, but Cr1tikal is a hella good poet.
User avatar #51 - hopporto (18 hours ago) [-]
Who is this genghis swan?
#49 - anonymous (19 hours ago) [-]
This chick was laying on my bed, I was aroused and asked for head.
Her interest sparking just a bit, she looked at me and bit her lip.
She crawled to me and grabbed my belt, I did it too. I like to help.
This lady then looked in my eyes, and then the zipper slides down a neigh.
I began to feel my penis swell, I looked at her, and bloody hell.
Deep within my stomach's pits, I feel the sudden urge to shit.
I sprint towards the bathroom door, I've a two seconds, not a moment more.
I drop my pants to where their saggin, grip the toilet, and fight the dragon.
As I unleashed ungodly smells, like sulfur stench and mortar shells.
In walks her, she still wants humpin. So she bites the bullet and gives me a blumpkin.
As I wipe my ass while getting oral, I have to question this girl's morals.
The shit runs dry, the toilet flushed, but there's no way I'm getting up.
She puts more effort, uses tongue, I'll be damned I'm almost done.
I feel myself being to pre, but looking down I guess so is she.

We quickly fucked for what seemed like seconds.
She came, I came, goodbye erection.
I turn my attention to my sheets.
Fuck this shit, I'm going to sleep.

-Honky Kong.
User avatar #50 - FoxFatal (19 hours ago) [-]
Fuck, didn't realize I wasn't logged in when I wrote this I like my poem.
#26 - lordsepulchure (21 hours ago) [-]
#24 - anonymous (22 hours ago) [-]
I read this in Crtikal's voice.
User avatar #21 - screwyouman (01/29/2015) [-]
I fucking love penguin zero.
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User avatar #106 - sciencexplain (08/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by nought
hey
hey
hey

i luv u
User avatar #207 - partially (01/28/2015) [-]
Hello you there?
User avatar #211 to #208 - partially (01/28/2015) [-]
l0l0l0l0l0l0l00l0 i am ************ board
User avatar #213 to #211 - nought (01/28/2015) [-]
oh
User avatar #209 to #208 - partially (01/28/2015) [-]
can i borrow a pen?
User avatar #210 to #209 - nought (01/28/2015) [-]
what?
#205 - partially (01/26/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #206 to #205 - partially (01/26/2015) [-]
how many times have you put that weed for sale
i'll take it off you
my best offer 150 points
User avatar #203 - wethepixelisgod (01/18/2015) [-]
what worrior did u want?
User avatar #204 to #203 - nought (01/18/2015) [-]
either greed or wrath pls don't sell it
User avatar #201 - doomrager (01/16/2015) [-]
Have a good one free from the game
User avatar #202 to #201 - nought (01/16/2015) [-]
i'm never really free
User avatar #200 - hotpost (01/04/2015) [-]
.
User avatar #195 - kattr (01/02/2015) [-]
are you an astrophysicist?
User avatar #196 to #195 - nought (01/02/2015) [-]
No
But I am an aspiring memer
One day I'll be full dank meme lord
User avatar #197 to #196 - kattr (01/02/2015) [-]
im an aspiring astrophysicist
User avatar #198 to #197 - nought (01/02/2015) [-]
Ooh that's cool
I guess you never know who you meet on autism board
#192 - imsugoi (12/29/2014) [-]
*says hes done with items*
Posts on items 2 hours ago.
Has more items than before.
Killing me nought, break the addiction.
User avatar #194 to #192 - nought (12/29/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/items/5060942#5060942 if you want to participate
User avatar #193 to #192 - nought (12/29/2014) [-]
i'm doing item contests but no one has posted funny joke yet
User avatar #191 - partially (12/28/2014) [-]
can i copy ur profil pls
ok ty i wil
User avatar #190 - cann (12/28/2014) [-]
oh jesus this profile
#181 - kyure ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
*roll 3*
User avatar #188 to #181 - nought (12/27/2014) [-]
sorry donor already won
User avatar #189 to #188 - donor (12/27/2014) [-]
gib points
#180 - sweetkixx has deleted their comment [-]
#178 - kyure ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
*roll 3*
#177 - kyure ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
*roll*
User avatar #175 - admin (12/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #176 to #175 - nought (12/22/2014) [-]
hi admin
User avatar #168 to #167 - nought (12/21/2014) [-]
that's all they contain?

wow
#169 to #168 - taiwanmoses (12/21/2014) [-]
yupp retrochris needs to do some serious revamping of jewel and moldy chests
User avatar #171 to #169 - nought (12/21/2014) [-]
taft and bush sr. don't rank as high as polk in my book
I might have to get rid of them
User avatar #170 to #169 - nought (12/21/2014) [-]
damn
now my profile has been dirtied by not very good leaders
User avatar #165 - racetothebottom (12/16/2014) [-]
how much coal for those 2 insanity souls?
User avatar #166 to #165 - nought (12/16/2014) [-]
i'm probably not selling them right now
User avatar #162 - jorgethemaster (12/16/2014) [-]
What are you collecting?
User avatar #163 to #162 - nought (12/16/2014) [-]
nothing in particular
User avatar #164 to #163 - jorgethemaster (12/16/2014) [-]
Could you send a trade for those please?
User avatar #160 - stely (12/16/2014) [-]
Sorry man I don't need those anymore
User avatar #161 to #160 - nought (12/16/2014) [-]
deny the offer then
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