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#137 - faggot 05/28/2013 on Saw on my feed 0
#136 - Ok you self-proclaimed non-faggot, is this English enough for …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Saw on my feed 0
User avatar #139 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
Sorry can't hear over the sound of your faggotory, You went to eat my mom's pussy? I think you mean your dad's dick, And no its not enough for me, you need to grow up. At least my mother may be 50 but not like your mother, 18 years old teen that has been fucked when she were 13, so this is how this retarded faggot came out of her tiny vagina. I thought that 13 year old would be able to come with better insults too, but actually he is just too retarded to think of any, He is busy sucking his dad's dick.
User avatar #141 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
You just continue with the same jokes. This isn't getting anywhere...you already realized how childish your first comment was by deleting it. And yet you tell me I am "sucking my dad's cock", which i can assure you is not happening since my dad is in Iran right now. I may not be considered an adult, but I can assure you I act as one and portray it in my character. So if you would do us a favor by killing yourself (also put that in small text so your mother wouldn't feel bad) that would be greatly appreciated.
User avatar #142 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
Your dad in Iran? Great! I live behind Iran, Better shoot that asshole (If he isn't dead already, pfft) So there won't be Fail experiments like you. You call my jokes childish as you just typed this : i simply went to go eat your mothers smelly cunt. And how do you know that my mother is still alive? Hey, tell your father to get you a gun from Iran, so you can suicide, pretty much the world would be a better place.
#130 - if youre going to be a grammar nazi i can be a grammar nazi as…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Saw on my feed 0
User avatar #131 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
"if youre going to be a grammar nazi i can be a grammar nazi ask hitler "
Do you english?
Why say faggot in small text? So your mom won't read it?
User avatar #137 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
faggot
User avatar #136 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
Ok you self-proclaimed non-faggot, is this English enough for you? Or should I turn it down a notch to your pathetic wise crack remarks? I simply wrote faggot in small texts so that your mother in her elderly age would not see it. I thought you, acting like a 13 year old would be able to come with better remarks than "So your mom wont read it". I didn't take 20 minutes writing this either, i simply went to go eat your mothers smelly cunt. I am now done with your nonsense.
User avatar #139 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
Sorry can't hear over the sound of your faggotory, You went to eat my mom's pussy? I think you mean your dad's dick, And no its not enough for me, you need to grow up. At least my mother may be 50 but not like your mother, 18 years old teen that has been fucked when she were 13, so this is how this retarded faggot came out of her tiny vagina. I thought that 13 year old would be able to come with better insults too, but actually he is just too retarded to think of any, He is busy sucking his dad's dick.
User avatar #141 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
You just continue with the same jokes. This isn't getting anywhere...you already realized how childish your first comment was by deleting it. And yet you tell me I am "sucking my dad's cock", which i can assure you is not happening since my dad is in Iran right now. I may not be considered an adult, but I can assure you I act as one and portray it in my character. So if you would do us a favor by killing yourself (also put that in small text so your mother wouldn't feel bad) that would be greatly appreciated.
User avatar #142 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
Your dad in Iran? Great! I live behind Iran, Better shoot that asshole (If he isn't dead already, pfft) So there won't be Fail experiments like you. You call my jokes childish as you just typed this : i simply went to go eat your mothers smelly cunt. And how do you know that my mother is still alive? Hey, tell your father to get you a gun from Iran, so you can suicide, pretty much the world would be a better place.
#128 - im not on my labtop all day, im sorry if i offended you faggot  [+] (8 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Saw on my feed 0
User avatar #129 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
"Labtop" ? Well you're so poor that you have an lab as an computer device, good job, As i said i am not faggot like you.
#130 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
if youre going to be a grammar nazi i can be a grammar nazi ask hitler

faggot
User avatar #131 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
"if youre going to be a grammar nazi i can be a grammar nazi ask hitler "
Do you english?
Why say faggot in small text? So your mom won't read it?
User avatar #137 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
faggot
User avatar #136 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
Ok you self-proclaimed non-faggot, is this English enough for you? Or should I turn it down a notch to your pathetic wise crack remarks? I simply wrote faggot in small texts so that your mother in her elderly age would not see it. I thought you, acting like a 13 year old would be able to come with better remarks than "So your mom wont read it". I didn't take 20 minutes writing this either, i simply went to go eat your mothers smelly cunt. I am now done with your nonsense.
User avatar #139 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
Sorry can't hear over the sound of your faggotory, You went to eat my mom's pussy? I think you mean your dad's dick, And no its not enough for me, you need to grow up. At least my mother may be 50 but not like your mother, 18 years old teen that has been fucked when she were 13, so this is how this retarded faggot came out of her tiny vagina. I thought that 13 year old would be able to come with better insults too, but actually he is just too retarded to think of any, He is busy sucking his dad's dick.
User avatar #141 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
You just continue with the same jokes. This isn't getting anywhere...you already realized how childish your first comment was by deleting it. And yet you tell me I am "sucking my dad's cock", which i can assure you is not happening since my dad is in Iran right now. I may not be considered an adult, but I can assure you I act as one and portray it in my character. So if you would do us a favor by killing yourself (also put that in small text so your mother wouldn't feel bad) that would be greatly appreciated.
User avatar #142 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
Your dad in Iran? Great! I live behind Iran, Better shoot that asshole (If he isn't dead already, pfft) So there won't be Fail experiments like you. You call my jokes childish as you just typed this : i simply went to go eat your mothers smelly cunt. And how do you know that my mother is still alive? Hey, tell your father to get you a gun from Iran, so you can suicide, pretty much the world would be a better place.
#125 - wow what a comeback round of applause  [+] (10 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Saw on my feed 0
User avatar #126 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
Took you 1 hour to think of that? Good job.
User avatar #128 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
im not on my labtop all day, im sorry if i offended you faggot
User avatar #129 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
"Labtop" ? Well you're so poor that you have an lab as an computer device, good job, As i said i am not faggot like you.
#130 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
if youre going to be a grammar nazi i can be a grammar nazi ask hitler

faggot
User avatar #131 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
"if youre going to be a grammar nazi i can be a grammar nazi ask hitler "
Do you english?
Why say faggot in small text? So your mom won't read it?
User avatar #137 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
faggot
User avatar #136 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
Ok you self-proclaimed non-faggot, is this English enough for you? Or should I turn it down a notch to your pathetic wise crack remarks? I simply wrote faggot in small texts so that your mother in her elderly age would not see it. I thought you, acting like a 13 year old would be able to come with better remarks than "So your mom wont read it". I didn't take 20 minutes writing this either, i simply went to go eat your mothers smelly cunt. I am now done with your nonsense.
User avatar #139 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
Sorry can't hear over the sound of your faggotory, You went to eat my mom's pussy? I think you mean your dad's dick, And no its not enough for me, you need to grow up. At least my mother may be 50 but not like your mother, 18 years old teen that has been fucked when she were 13, so this is how this retarded faggot came out of her tiny vagina. I thought that 13 year old would be able to come with better insults too, but actually he is just too retarded to think of any, He is busy sucking his dad's dick.
User avatar #141 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
You just continue with the same jokes. This isn't getting anywhere...you already realized how childish your first comment was by deleting it. And yet you tell me I am "sucking my dad's cock", which i can assure you is not happening since my dad is in Iran right now. I may not be considered an adult, but I can assure you I act as one and portray it in my character. So if you would do us a favor by killing yourself (also put that in small text so your mother wouldn't feel bad) that would be greatly appreciated.
User avatar #142 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
Your dad in Iran? Great! I live behind Iran, Better shoot that asshole (If he isn't dead already, pfft) So there won't be Fail experiments like you. You call my jokes childish as you just typed this : i simply went to go eat your mothers smelly cunt. And how do you know that my mother is still alive? Hey, tell your father to get you a gun from Iran, so you can suicide, pretty much the world would be a better place.
#73 - haha its funny because youre probably a virgin  [+] (12 new replies) 05/28/2013 on Saw on my feed 0
User avatar #96 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
No i am not like you.
#125 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
wow what a comeback round of applause
User avatar #126 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
Took you 1 hour to think of that? Good job.
User avatar #128 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
im not on my labtop all day, im sorry if i offended you faggot
User avatar #129 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
"Labtop" ? Well you're so poor that you have an lab as an computer device, good job, As i said i am not faggot like you.
#130 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
if youre going to be a grammar nazi i can be a grammar nazi ask hitler

faggot
User avatar #131 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
"if youre going to be a grammar nazi i can be a grammar nazi ask hitler "
Do you english?
Why say faggot in small text? So your mom won't read it?
User avatar #137 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
faggot
User avatar #136 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
Ok you self-proclaimed non-faggot, is this English enough for you? Or should I turn it down a notch to your pathetic wise crack remarks? I simply wrote faggot in small texts so that your mother in her elderly age would not see it. I thought you, acting like a 13 year old would be able to come with better remarks than "So your mom wont read it". I didn't take 20 minutes writing this either, i simply went to go eat your mothers smelly cunt. I am now done with your nonsense.
User avatar #139 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
Sorry can't hear over the sound of your faggotory, You went to eat my mom's pussy? I think you mean your dad's dick, And no its not enough for me, you need to grow up. At least my mother may be 50 but not like your mother, 18 years old teen that has been fucked when she were 13, so this is how this retarded faggot came out of her tiny vagina. I thought that 13 year old would be able to come with better insults too, but actually he is just too retarded to think of any, He is busy sucking his dad's dick.
User avatar #141 - notzachjohnson (05/28/2013) [-]
You just continue with the same jokes. This isn't getting anywhere...you already realized how childish your first comment was by deleting it. And yet you tell me I am "sucking my dad's cock", which i can assure you is not happening since my dad is in Iran right now. I may not be considered an adult, but I can assure you I act as one and portray it in my character. So if you would do us a favor by killing yourself (also put that in small text so your mother wouldn't feel bad) that would be greatly appreciated.
User avatar #142 - tarekmig (05/28/2013) [-]
Your dad in Iran? Great! I live behind Iran, Better shoot that asshole (If he isn't dead already, pfft) So there won't be Fail experiments like you. You call my jokes childish as you just typed this : i simply went to go eat your mothers smelly cunt. And how do you know that my mother is still alive? Hey, tell your father to get you a gun from Iran, so you can suicide, pretty much the world would be a better place.
#2 - merry christmas everyone 05/24/2013 on Ho ho ho mother fucker +1
#3 - Comment deleted 05/18/2013 on And then there was paint... +1
#301 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/15/2013 on Im ready for the Feminazis 0
User avatar #317 - zzRedzz (05/15/2013) [-]
I thought that first picture said "Dike Developments".

I was kinda disappointed.
#297 - kite? 05/15/2013 on Im ready for the Feminazis -3
#294 - the box never lies 05/15/2013 on Im ready for the Feminazis -3
#291 - not retarted just high mate  [+] (4 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Im ready for the Feminazis -5
User avatar #329 - pvrod (08/23/2013) [-]
Bullshit fucking lie you lieing motherfucker you were not high at all and why u saying mate you live in fucking new york dont fucking mock the ausies skank ass ratchet
#296 - helenwheels (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #292 - vanoreo (05/15/2013) [-]
so...

retarded.
User avatar #297 - notzachjohnson (05/15/2013) [-]
kite?
#286 - ****** cunts 05/15/2013 on Im ready for the Feminazis -3
#284 - im sorry i dont meet many guys named helen im sorry if i …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Im ready for the Feminazis -3
User avatar #293 - helenwheels (05/15/2013) [-]
It's a song.
You're account name doesn't have to correspond to your life.
I.E. your account name isn't "HormonalTeenagerWhoOnlyThinksInsideTheBox"
User avatar #294 - notzachjohnson (05/15/2013) [-]
the box never lies
User avatar #286 - notzachjohnson (05/15/2013) [-]
nigger cunts
#273 - guys i found the girl....I FOUND THE GIRL  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Im ready for the Feminazis -4
User avatar #281 - helenwheels (05/15/2013) [-]
No, you didn't. Are you saying you have to be a girl to think logically?
If you had half a brain you would notice that this post does not give you percents, it does not tell you the amount of people asked, it simply states "1,425 men answered this way and 3,882 women answered this way"
3000 men could have said that too the post doesn't tell you.
User avatar #284 - notzachjohnson (05/15/2013) [-]
im sorry i dont meet many guys named helen
im sorry if i offended youre womanly name
User avatar #293 - helenwheels (05/15/2013) [-]
It's a song.
You're account name doesn't have to correspond to your life.
I.E. your account name isn't "HormonalTeenagerWhoOnlyThinksInsideTheBox"
User avatar #294 - notzachjohnson (05/15/2013) [-]
the box never lies
User avatar #286 - notzachjohnson (05/15/2013) [-]
nigger cunts
#268 - Women dont even realize what assholes they are...  [+] (13 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Im ready for the Feminazis -2
User avatar #279 - vanoreo (05/15/2013) [-]
I am male and feel you are retarded
User avatar #291 - notzachjohnson (05/15/2013) [-]
not retarted just high mate
User avatar #329 - pvrod (08/23/2013) [-]
Bullshit fucking lie you lieing motherfucker you were not high at all and why u saying mate you live in fucking new york dont fucking mock the ausies skank ass ratchet
#296 - helenwheels (05/15/2013) [-]
User avatar #292 - vanoreo (05/15/2013) [-]
so...

retarded.
User avatar #297 - notzachjohnson (05/15/2013) [-]
kite?
User avatar #272 - helenwheels (05/15/2013) [-]
And you don't even realize what a dipshit you are.

Can you not see the blatant withholding of information in this post?
User avatar #273 - notzachjohnson (05/15/2013) [-]
guys i found the girl....I FOUND THE GIRL
User avatar #281 - helenwheels (05/15/2013) [-]
No, you didn't. Are you saying you have to be a girl to think logically?
If you had half a brain you would notice that this post does not give you percents, it does not tell you the amount of people asked, it simply states "1,425 men answered this way and 3,882 women answered this way"
3000 men could have said that too the post doesn't tell you.
User avatar #284 - notzachjohnson (05/15/2013) [-]
im sorry i dont meet many guys named helen
im sorry if i offended youre womanly name
User avatar #293 - helenwheels (05/15/2013) [-]
It's a song.
You're account name doesn't have to correspond to your life.
I.E. your account name isn't "HormonalTeenagerWhoOnlyThinksInsideTheBox"
User avatar #294 - notzachjohnson (05/15/2013) [-]
the box never lies
User avatar #286 - notzachjohnson (05/15/2013) [-]
nigger cunts
#4966 - youre a good man 05/15/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +6
#206 - Im pretty sure he did considering ive seen him play 05/14/2013 on 10/10! 0
#28 - barry sanders did that on a normal basis  [+] (2 new replies) 05/14/2013 on 10/10! +3
#156 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
No he didn't....
User avatar #206 - notzachjohnson (05/14/2013) [-]
Im pretty sure he did considering ive seen him play
#32 - not tomention how he goes to fall foward and magiclly goes dir… 05/14/2013 on Because stairs are too... 0
#91 - Comment deleted 05/13/2013 on Battlefield 3 +2
#8 - look a sand ****** 05/13/2013 on notzachjohnson's profile 0
#6 - youre creeping me out man 05/13/2013 on notzachjohnson's profile 0
#1 - Picture 05/13/2013 on Ass hat 0
#4 - hey 05/13/2013 on notzachjohnson's profile 0
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