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#32 - I got 'snipped' after my removal, and gotta say, sex doesn't r…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2014 on Choke a bitch? +5
User avatar #113 - tehpoonages (07/28/2014) [-]
guess ill never know #jewlyfe
User avatar #122 - hopporto (07/28/2014) [-]
You niggas missing out.
#33 - I'll have to try and get some. I live in an area that doesn't … 07/23/2014 on 2AM Chilli :) +2
#31 - GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN BRO! I have a jar of their smok…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on 2AM Chilli :) +2
#32 - angelusprimus (07/23/2014) [-]
If you ever have a chance to get some game meat, boar is best, it makes an amazing hunter's goulash.
It takes a bit more smoked paprika then a normal recipe and add a bit of red wine, but boy its like a freaking song in your mouth.
#33 - notyaoming (07/23/2014) [-]
I'll have to try and get some. I live in an area that doesn't have boar but we have tons of deer. I'd even try bear too. Thanks for the tip!
#63 - >Dirty bolt >lacquer coated steel cased com-block bu… 07/23/2014 on Just Maybe.. 0
#2008 - I'm all for surprises lol, but she's a manager for a store, an…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
User avatar #2035 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
Perfect! If you talk regularly then you should be able to catch a good schedule time sneakily!

No problem at all, you rock her world man!
#1986 - I was at work one day, and she texted me. Wanted me to come up…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
User avatar #1994 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
That's unfortunate man, maybe you can reschedule? maybe bring some snacks and a couple drinks? or even better, make it a surprise! bitches love surprises!
#2008 - notyaoming (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm all for surprises lol, but she's a manager for a store, and I'm customer service associate for a pharmacy. We could not have the worst schedules. Like if I work days, she's on nights. If I have a day off she has to work mornings or a mid-shift. Retarded stuff like that. But she is going to be down my way at the start of August so we're gonna try and get together then.

Thanks for the conversation. Really.
User avatar #2035 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
Perfect! If you talk regularly then you should be able to catch a good schedule time sneakily!

No problem at all, you rock her world man!
#1972 - Fairly close. But due to our jobs and distance not as close as…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
User avatar #1976 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
She wants to jump your bones? love the analogy! how do you know, if I may ask?
#1986 - notyaoming (07/23/2014) [-]
I was at work one day, and she texted me. Wanted me to come up and spend the night with her, watch True Blood (which I'm going to assume you're like me and have never seen an episode of the show, but is pretty much sex and vampires.) I was clueless as to what it actually meant at the time and when I got off I just wasn't really feeling like driving 40 minutes to her house. And then I figured it out later that night. And felt like the biggest retard that has had the misfortune of retarding.
User avatar #1994 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
That's unfortunate man, maybe you can reschedule? maybe bring some snacks and a couple drinks? or even better, make it a surprise! bitches love surprises!
#2008 - notyaoming (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm all for surprises lol, but she's a manager for a store, and I'm customer service associate for a pharmacy. We could not have the worst schedules. Like if I work days, she's on nights. If I have a day off she has to work mornings or a mid-shift. Retarded stuff like that. But she is going to be down my way at the start of August so we're gonna try and get together then.

Thanks for the conversation. Really.
User avatar #2035 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
Perfect! If you talk regularly then you should be able to catch a good schedule time sneakily!

No problem at all, you rock her world man!
#28 - When I'm cooking and buying the shit, I buy quality. I really …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2014 on 2AM Chilli :) +2
#30 - angelusprimus (07/23/2014) [-]
spice island is a good brand. Aboslutely best smoked paprika outside Hungary.
#31 - notyaoming (07/23/2014) [-]
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN BRO! I have a jar of their smoked paprika in my spice rack! Couple that with some of their ground mustard and you can make a top tier level goulash that'd make even the stoutest of Hungarian's proud.
#32 - angelusprimus (07/23/2014) [-]
If you ever have a chance to get some game meat, boar is best, it makes an amazing hunter's goulash.
It takes a bit more smoked paprika then a normal recipe and add a bit of red wine, but boy its like a freaking song in your mouth.
#33 - notyaoming (07/23/2014) [-]
I'll have to try and get some. I live in an area that doesn't have boar but we have tons of deer. I'd even try bear too. Thanks for the tip!
#1945 - Yeah. Never really had a ton of confidence, but once I get to …  [+] (7 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts 0
User avatar #1966 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
I can absolutely associate with that 100% we are so fragile and it seems so dangerous to put ourselves out there but at the end of the day, what else have we got to offer?
"Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you. You've just got to find the ones worth suffering for." Bob Marley
Now I hate to be the faggot that uses qoutes from famous people but that qoute really helps me get along.
Also I might suggest maybe not telling her directly how you feel, but going around it to achieve the same results? How close are you to this girl may I ask?
#1972 - notyaoming (07/23/2014) [-]
Fairly close. But due to our jobs and distance not as close as you'd think. Although to give you an idea she wants to jump my bones. So I'd say we're close-ish.
User avatar #1976 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
She wants to jump your bones? love the analogy! how do you know, if I may ask?
#1986 - notyaoming (07/23/2014) [-]
I was at work one day, and she texted me. Wanted me to come up and spend the night with her, watch True Blood (which I'm going to assume you're like me and have never seen an episode of the show, but is pretty much sex and vampires.) I was clueless as to what it actually meant at the time and when I got off I just wasn't really feeling like driving 40 minutes to her house. And then I figured it out later that night. And felt like the biggest retard that has had the misfortune of retarding.
User avatar #1994 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
That's unfortunate man, maybe you can reschedule? maybe bring some snacks and a couple drinks? or even better, make it a surprise! bitches love surprises!
#2008 - notyaoming (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm all for surprises lol, but she's a manager for a store, and I'm customer service associate for a pharmacy. We could not have the worst schedules. Like if I work days, she's on nights. If I have a day off she has to work mornings or a mid-shift. Retarded stuff like that. But she is going to be down my way at the start of August so we're gonna try and get together then.

Thanks for the conversation. Really.
User avatar #2035 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
Perfect! If you talk regularly then you should be able to catch a good schedule time sneakily!

No problem at all, you rock her world man!
#1908 - 22 Male New Jersey My life is OK right now. Just a…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Feels thread, open your hearts +1
User avatar #1928 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
Have you been hurt in the past, is that why you're scared?
#1945 - notyaoming (07/23/2014) [-]
Yeah. Never really had a ton of confidence, but once I get to know someone, and I think they like me I'd tell them how I feel and it turns into 'well I just don't like you like that, lets just be friends'. One girl in-particular really sticks out in my mind. We were in our Sophomore year of high school, and we talked every day. Had fun in class, and eventually became friends on MySpace. Told her about things in my life I didn't tell any one. Shit I swore I would take to my grave. And she told me some of her secrets. I thought we were doing good, and I was going to ask her out. And I did. But got the whole lets be friends thing.

I know its a stupid thing to have a hang up about, but having it happen a couple of times just makes you not want to reveal that part of your soul to anyone. And in this case it really does suck because this girl I'm with now likes me. Not for some stupid reason, but we just kinda click. And I want to tell her how I feel, because I'm afraid if I don't then shit will go bad like it always does, and I'll lose the little bit of my self that I'v e put out there.
User avatar #1966 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
I can absolutely associate with that 100% we are so fragile and it seems so dangerous to put ourselves out there but at the end of the day, what else have we got to offer?
"Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you. You've just got to find the ones worth suffering for." Bob Marley
Now I hate to be the faggot that uses qoutes from famous people but that qoute really helps me get along.
Also I might suggest maybe not telling her directly how you feel, but going around it to achieve the same results? How close are you to this girl may I ask?
#1972 - notyaoming (07/23/2014) [-]
Fairly close. But due to our jobs and distance not as close as you'd think. Although to give you an idea she wants to jump my bones. So I'd say we're close-ish.
User avatar #1976 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
She wants to jump your bones? love the analogy! how do you know, if I may ask?
#1986 - notyaoming (07/23/2014) [-]
I was at work one day, and she texted me. Wanted me to come up and spend the night with her, watch True Blood (which I'm going to assume you're like me and have never seen an episode of the show, but is pretty much sex and vampires.) I was clueless as to what it actually meant at the time and when I got off I just wasn't really feeling like driving 40 minutes to her house. And then I figured it out later that night. And felt like the biggest retard that has had the misfortune of retarding.
User avatar #1994 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
That's unfortunate man, maybe you can reschedule? maybe bring some snacks and a couple drinks? or even better, make it a surprise! bitches love surprises!
#2008 - notyaoming (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm all for surprises lol, but she's a manager for a store, and I'm customer service associate for a pharmacy. We could not have the worst schedules. Like if I work days, she's on nights. If I have a day off she has to work mornings or a mid-shift. Retarded stuff like that. But she is going to be down my way at the start of August so we're gonna try and get together then.

Thanks for the conversation. Really.
User avatar #2035 - thephoenix (07/23/2014) [-]
Perfect! If you talk regularly then you should be able to catch a good schedule time sneakily!

No problem at all, you rock her world man!

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#1 - facetiousrunner (01/17/2013) [-]
i dont like this
i dont like this
#2 to #1 - notyaoming (01/17/2013) [-]
It was more of a dare from someone than anything...
User avatar #3 to #2 - facetiousrunner (01/17/2013) [-]
i got two of them...........
#4 to #3 - notyaoming (01/18/2013) [-]
Because we were the only two that did it.

I did it for the lolz. I don't know about the other guy.
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