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#4921 - I'm here I have such a bad sore throat helpp ;_; 04/21/2015 on zephos's profile 0
#4919 - Pizza? Cereal? If you make pizza make me some  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on zephos's profile 0
#4920 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
I made a pizaaaaaa
What are your plans for today?
#4921 - notxiro (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm here

I have such a bad sore throat helpp ;_;
#7676 - It's a great source of information oh.. As a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2015 on notxiro's profile 0
#7677 - devilspecter (05/01/2015) [-]
Says who?

You got a boner to it.
You peeeervert!

You're no loli, you're a doorknob now.

Oh yeah!? Post them, then!
#4917 - At least you're feeling better~  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2015 on zephos's profile 0
#4918 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
So what should I make myself to eat? I'm really hungry ;_;
#4919 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
Pizza? Cereal? If you make pizza make me some
#4920 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
I made a pizaaaaaa
What are your plans for today?
#4921 - notxiro (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm here

I have such a bad sore throat helpp ;_;
#4915 - Are ya feeling better?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/19/2015 on zephos's profile 0
#4916 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
Somewhat. I was just panicking about too much stuff I think....
#4917 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
At least you're feeling better~
#4918 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
So what should I make myself to eat? I'm really hungry ;_;
#4919 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
Pizza? Cereal? If you make pizza make me some
#4920 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
I made a pizaaaaaa
What are your plans for today?
#4921 - notxiro (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm here

I have such a bad sore throat helpp ;_;
#4913 - i ended up falling asleep and i'm sorry for not talking to yo…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/19/2015 on zephos's profile 0
#4914 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
That's fine. I was the one that didn't reply back in time...
#4915 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
Are ya feeling better?
#4916 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
Somewhat. I was just panicking about too much stuff I think....
#4917 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
At least you're feeling better~
#4918 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
So what should I make myself to eat? I'm really hungry ;_;
#4919 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
Pizza? Cereal? If you make pizza make me some
#4920 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
I made a pizaaaaaa
What are your plans for today?
#4921 - notxiro (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm here

I have such a bad sore throat helpp ;_;
#4911 - Hey I'm not slut! Sorry~ W-what? She wouldn't s…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/18/2015 on zephos's profile 0
#4912 - zephos (04/18/2015) [-]
That made me think of everything and i curled up and cried for a good hour or two. then i fell asleep and i woke up to my phone ringing from her.
#4913 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
i ended up falling asleep and i'm sorry for not talking to you today ;_;

aah i feel horrible. Talk to me when you can
#4914 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
That's fine. I was the one that didn't reply back in time...
#4915 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
Are ya feeling better?
#4916 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
Somewhat. I was just panicking about too much stuff I think....
#4917 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
At least you're feeling better~
#4918 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
So what should I make myself to eat? I'm really hungry ;_;
#4919 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
Pizza? Cereal? If you make pizza make me some
#4920 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
I made a pizaaaaaa
What are your plans for today?
#4921 - notxiro (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm here

I have such a bad sore throat helpp ;_;
#4909 - What's that supposed to mean huh? *looks up at you with m…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/18/2015 on zephos's profile 0
#4910 - zephos (04/18/2015) [-]
Nothing at all! slut...
Awwwww ;_; darn~

Cause idk, just so she clears herself up to her bf or w/e. I mean if she claims i raped her or something...

No!
#4911 - notxiro (04/18/2015) [-]
Hey I'm not slut!
Sorry~

W-what? She wouldn't say something like that, would she?

Hmph, fine..
#4912 - zephos (04/18/2015) [-]
That made me think of everything and i curled up and cried for a good hour or two. then i fell asleep and i woke up to my phone ringing from her.
#4913 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
i ended up falling asleep and i'm sorry for not talking to you today ;_;

aah i feel horrible. Talk to me when you can
#4914 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
That's fine. I was the one that didn't reply back in time...
#4915 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
Are ya feeling better?
#4916 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
Somewhat. I was just panicking about too much stuff I think....
#4917 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
At least you're feeling better~
#4918 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
So what should I make myself to eat? I'm really hungry ;_;
#4919 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
Pizza? Cereal? If you make pizza make me some
#4920 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
I made a pizaaaaaa
What are your plans for today?
#4921 - notxiro (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm here

I have such a bad sore throat helpp ;_;
#4907 - That's what everyone calls me~ Make me Why? …  [+] (14 new replies) 04/18/2015 on zephos's profile 0
#4908 - zephos (04/18/2015) [-]
I wonder why....
*shoves your down on your knees*

Dunno. I think that she'll lie to him and turn him and herself against me or w/e...
No >.>

Corn flakes nigguh
#4909 - notxiro (04/18/2015) [-]
What's that supposed to mean huh?
*looks up at you with mouth open* Okay let's stop there~

Really? Why would she do that?

Give me some!
#4910 - zephos (04/18/2015) [-]
Nothing at all! slut...
Awwwww ;_; darn~

Cause idk, just so she clears herself up to her bf or w/e. I mean if she claims i raped her or something...

No!
#4911 - notxiro (04/18/2015) [-]
Hey I'm not slut!
Sorry~

W-what? She wouldn't say something like that, would she?

Hmph, fine..
#4912 - zephos (04/18/2015) [-]
That made me think of everything and i curled up and cried for a good hour or two. then i fell asleep and i woke up to my phone ringing from her.
#4913 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
i ended up falling asleep and i'm sorry for not talking to you today ;_;

aah i feel horrible. Talk to me when you can
#4914 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
That's fine. I was the one that didn't reply back in time...
#4915 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
Are ya feeling better?
#4916 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
Somewhat. I was just panicking about too much stuff I think....
#4917 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
At least you're feeling better~
#4918 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
So what should I make myself to eat? I'm really hungry ;_;
#4919 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
Pizza? Cereal? If you make pizza make me some
#4920 - zephos (04/19/2015) [-]
I made a pizaaaaaa
What are your plans for today?
#4921 - notxiro (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm here

I have such a bad sore throat helpp ;_;
#4905 - Of course~ I couldn't resist, they were just so long and … 04/18/2015 on zephos's profile 0

Comments(5736):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#7630 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
Hi fag.
Hi fag.
#7651 to #7630 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
You're missing out
#7652 to #7651 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
No I don't. Sweaters suck.
#7653 to #7652 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
Sweaters are the best
#7654 to #7653 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
T-shirts are even better.
#7655 to #7654 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
T shirts are okay
#7656 to #7655 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
T-shirts with a warm jacket.
#7657 to #7656 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
Sweaters are the best period
#7658 to #7657 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
T-shirts are the best.
#7659 to #7658 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
Whatever you say nerd
#7660 to #7659 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
I'm not a nerd..
#7661 to #7660 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
Yeah you are
Yeah you are
#7662 to #7661 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
>Dropped out of High School
>Failed vacation school
>Active NEET

How am I a nerd?
#7663 to #7662 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
Well.. you're not literally a nerd. It was just a joke
#7664 to #7663 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
But do you think I'm a nerd?
#7665 to #7664 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
No, i don't think you're a nerd
#7666 to #7665 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
But I watch soo much Anime..
#7632 to #7631 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
Well I called you a fag.

I tried your placebo drug. It sucks.

What's up?
#7633 to #7632 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
My what

I'm tired and responding to you
#7634 to #7633 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
Weed. I tried weed you tit. No effect whatsoever. If anything it was a total letdown.

You're tired of responding to me?

anyways heading to bed.
#7635 to #7634 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
When? I don't even smoke anymore. People sometimes don't feel it on their first time

No i'm just tired in general, it's been a long day and i didn't get much sleep

Sleep tight
#7636 to #7635 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
Wednesday. Went out with a friend, he was having a smoke. Asked if I could borrow some draws from him. We'd been drinking and I felt like puking, realized he had weed in his pipe (I mean he was smoking from a pipe) but what the hell. We shared the pipe for about 10 mins or so and while he had issues going back to my place I walked fine. Ended up just watching him fall asleep while I sat there going "..well okay.. suppose I'll watch some Anime.."

you should sleep. Or are you going to do your best?
#7637 to #7636 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
Try it again and maybe you'll feel something. I barely felt anything my first time.

Doing my best?
#7638 to #7637 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
I probably wont. I prefer alcohol if I feel like losing control. Having to leave your house in order to toke in Norway means going from +6 degrees celcius to -10 6 months in the year after all. Aint nobody got clothes for that.

Doing your best. Got your door back?
#7639 to #7638 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
I can understand that. It's pretty warm over here now

Doing my best. I've had my door back for a while, i thought you already knew
#7640 to #7639 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
How warm? In celcius.

No, last I asked you said "Nope"..
#7641 to #7640 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
21 degrees celsius

I've had it for months now, it's nice
#7642 to #7641 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
..That's warmer than summer over here..

So what, you got it back for Christmas?
#7643 to #7642 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
It's too warm for me, i like cold weather

I don't remember when I got it back, but it was a while ago. It feels great having a door
#7644 to #7643 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
Cold is nice. In Japan it was really warm, but all the Japs were wearing jackets and sweaters, isn't that weird?   
   
I know right?
Cold is nice. In Japan it was really warm, but all the Japs were wearing jackets and sweaters, isn't that weird?

I know right?
#7645 to #7644 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
Jackets and sweaters are more stylish
#7646 to #7645 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
We walked around in T-shirts and shorts, consumed high amounts of ice and used sun lotion.
They walked around going "It's cold."
#7647 to #7646 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
How warm was it?
#7648 to #7647 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
14-20 degrees celcius.
#7649 to #7648 - notxiro (04/06/2015) [-]
I wear a sweater because it's comfy
#7650 to #7649 - jettom (04/06/2015) [-]
I don't own a sweater.
#7672 to #7574 - notxiro (04/12/2015) [-]
It's totally normal. I know it is. Nobody had to make me believe anything, i just know

Show me

I've never had a boyfriend in my entire life.

Proof?

#7673 to #7672 - devilspecter (04/12/2015) [-]
What is your source of information?
You have to derive this from something.

<I haz moar

lol, dem lies.

I don't need to prove it to you, you already know it's true.

#7674 to #7673 - notxiro (04/12/2015) [-]
From the videos i've watched on the internet   
   
What video was that?   
   
I'm not a liar   
   
You're the crossdresser here
From the videos i've watched on the internet

What video was that?

I'm not a liar

You're the crossdresser here
#7675 to #7674 - devilspecter (04/18/2015) [-]
That's a bad source of information, Buttiro.

It was a vid of a dude massaging some little girl's butt.

So what form did you decide to take today?
I personally think you should be a vase today.

No! You got no proof!
#7676 to #7675 - notxiro (04/19/2015) [-]
It's a great source of information

oh..

As a loli

You sent me pictures!
#7677 to #7676 - devilspecter (05/01/2015) [-]
Says who?

You got a boner to it.
You peeeervert!

You're no loli, you're a doorknob now.

Oh yeah!? Post them, then!
#7575 to #7574 - notxiro (02/07/2015) [-]
is it too late for killing floor
#7576 to #7575 - devilspecter (02/09/2015) [-]
It's never to late for Killing Floor, Xairo.
You just gotta hit me at a good time, I still play it every week or so with people.
#7577 to #7576 - notxiro (02/11/2015) [-]
I'll hit you everyday nerd
#7578 to #7577 - devilspecter (02/20/2015) [-]
I'd like to see you try, you limp dicked faggot.
#7579 to #7578 - notxiro (02/21/2015) [-]
Fight me loser
#7580 to #7579 - devilspecter (02/21/2015) [-]
Wow, cute, who is that?

Also, I'll wreck your **** , you're nothing compared to my mighty fist, cum bucket.
#7615 to #7580 - notxiro (02/26/2015) [-]
Me.

I can beat you easy, just try me kid

Thanks for tainting my profile with your gay erp
#7616 to #7615 - devilspecter (03/03/2015) [-]
lol, you wish.

Haha, I'll take you up on that offer one day, when that day comes, you better be prepared.

What gay ERP?

Your pic is a trap.
#7620 to #7616 - notxiro (03/04/2015) [-]
but I am

I'm always prepared baby

The one with the furry right below this comment

You're a trap
User avatar #7621 to #7620 - devilspecter (03/09/2015) [-]
Skinwalker spotted, time to kill you.

You really think you're prepared for the things I'll do to you?
Cute.

Ah yeah that fag, what about him~?

How did you figure it out?
#7622 to #7621 - notxiro (03/18/2015) [-]
Try it kid

I'm prepared for anything

You two are gay

You showed me pictures of yourself crossdressing
#7623 to #7622 - devilspecter (03/20/2015) [-]
Your weakness is dicks and silver.
I have a silver dick.

I sincerely doubt that, Homoiro.

I'm not gay.
I'm pretty sure he is gay, though.

Nooo, I never did such a thing.
#7624 to #7623 - notxiro (03/21/2015) [-]
Oh no, you found my weakness

What? You doubt ME? Really?

"I'm not gay." - Devilspecter 2015

yes you did, how can you forget?
#7625 to #7624 - devilspecter (03/21/2015) [-]
So you better get down and start sucking, big boy.

lol, you're the biggest liar I've met.

It's true.

You have no proof!
I never did such a thing!!!
#7626 to #7625 - notxiro (03/21/2015) [-]
I'm not a very big boy

what am I lying about?

No it's not.

I don't need proof, slut
#7627 to #7626 - devilspecter (04/03/2015) [-]
Oh my, what a lewd and nice pic.

Fine then, little boy, just start sucking already, I've waited like 14 days now.

Like... everything.

I'm glad we agree, I'm not a faggot.
2late now to change what you said.

You however, is a crossdressing buttslut.
#7629 to #7627 - notxiro (04/04/2015) [-]
yeah i just got off to it

are you like a pedo or something? pervert.

you're a total faggot, don't even argue with me about it

me? I've never even wore girl clothes in my entire life.
#7669 to #7629 - devilspecter (04/07/2015) [-]
How nice. Did you eat your spunk afterwards?

Yeah man, and you're a paedo too.

Man, you're a huge ******* faggot, I'm just an average guy with an average job.

ahhaaha, nice one.
#7670 to #7669 - notxiro (04/09/2015) [-]
Doesn't everyone?

No i'm not

I'm not a faggot, what are you talking about. the only faggot here is you

nice one? what?
#7671 to #7670 - devilspecter (04/11/2015) [-]
No... that's not normal at all, Xiro.
You makes it sound like it is, who made you believe this?

You totally are, I haz prove.

hahahahha, says the guy who crossdressed and had boyfriends.

You have totally worn girly ass clothes before.
User avatar #7581 to #7580 - compared (02/21/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
#7597 to #7581 - devilspecter (02/22/2015) [-]
If you want sauce, you'll have to work for it.
#7598 to #7597 - compared (02/22/2015) [-]
Fine what must be done?
#7599 to #7598 - devilspecter (02/22/2015) [-]
What do you think?
#7601 to #7599 - compared (02/22/2015) [-]
Can I have sauce yet?
Can I have sauce yet?
#7600 to #7599 - compared (02/22/2015) [-]
I don't know...
#7602 to #7600 - devilspecter (02/22/2015) [-]
If that's GFUR, I want sauce.

Oooooooh idk
User avatar #7603 to #7602 - compared (02/22/2015) [-]
I gave you your sauce.
#7606 to #7605 - devilspecter (02/22/2015) [-]
I saw it and replied, did you like the sauce?
User avatar #7609 to #7606 - giffythetoad (02/23/2015) [-]
You seem to do the bulk of your FJ'ing on other people's profiles.
I seldom see you post anywhere except somebody's profile.
Interesting.
User avatar #7611 to #7609 - devilspecter (02/24/2015) [-]
Also, I reply wherever people reply sort of.
User avatar #7613 to #7611 - giffythetoad (02/24/2015) [-]
So you're saying people come to you rather than you to them?
User avatar #7618 to #7613 - devilspecter (03/04/2015) [-]
Neither, I'd say I'm pretty flexible on that area. I just reply wherever people reply.
User avatar #7610 to #7609 - devilspecter (02/24/2015) [-]
Are you stalking me?
User avatar #7619 to #7612 - devilspecter (03/04/2015) [-]
Found anything interesting yet?
User avatar #7607 to #7606 - compared (02/22/2015) [-]
I thoroughly enjoyed the sauce
User avatar #7617 to #7614 - devilspecter (03/03/2015) [-]
What's wrong, goy?
User avatar #7582 to #7581 - devilspecter (02/22/2015) [-]
I am well, now bend over.
User avatar #7583 to #7582 - compared (02/22/2015) [-]
o-ok...
#7586 to #7585 - devilspecter (02/22/2015) [-]
You're not saying "No", though, that means you like it.
#7587 to #7586 - compared (02/22/2015) [-]
Maybe I do.    
 No homo tho    
 Maybe some homo
Maybe I do.
No homo tho
Maybe some homo
#7590 to #7589 - devilspecter (02/22/2015) [-]
The girl looks like a dude.
#7591 to #7590 - compared (02/22/2015) [-]
You say it like it's a bad thing.
#7592 to #7591 - devilspecter (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh my, Onii-san likes traps?
User avatar #7595 to #7592 - compared (02/22/2015) [-]
>>7594 I'm gonna need sauce on that image
User avatar #7596 to #7595 - compared (02/22/2015) [-]
Why didn't my linking to comment work
#7594 to #7593 - devilspecter (02/22/2015) [-]
I love them.
#7568 - jettom (12/22/2014) [-]
****		 you.   
I just remembered mudkips dick. And you linked it to me.   
			****		 you.
**** you.
I just remembered mudkips dick. And you linked it to me.
**** you.
#7569 to #7568 - notxiro (12/24/2014) [-]
Do you remember the gif of him cumming too?
I remember
#7570 to #7569 - jettom (12/24/2014) [-]
Also you removed me from Steam.
I almost shed a tear but then I remembered I'm no lil **** .
#7571 to #7570 - notxiro (12/24/2014) [-]
I removed people i didn't talk to
#7561 - devilspecter (09/09/2014) [-]
notnotnot, notstill, notxiro and notorc.

Wow, seems like the groupie is getting bigger, soon it'll turn into an orgy.
#7562 to #7561 - notnotnot (09/09/2014) [-]
Orgy already started. Your invited not
User avatar #7563 to #7562 - devilspecter (09/09/2014) [-]
My invited what?

And dat blue username.
#7557 - jettom (08/16/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7566 to #7557 - devilspecter (11/15/2014) [-]
Did you cum?
User avatar #7532 - spelly (05/25/2014) [-]
omg
#7534 to #7533 - spelly (05/25/2014) [-]
hai
hai
User avatar #7541 to #7539 - notxiro (05/25/2014) [-]
That was the only bunny gif i had
It's spellspot.gif saved on 3/29/2013
#7542 to #7541 - spelly (05/25/2014) [-]
&lt;3   
 i have a shopped version of that gif where the banana is replaced with something else
<3
i have a shopped version of that gif where the banana is replaced with something else
#7544 to #7543 - spelly (05/25/2014) [-]
i think dreadedfate made it for me   
i dont remember why
i think dreadedfate made it for me
i dont remember why
User avatar #7531 to #7530 - notxiro (05/25/2014) [-]
Watching a movie. You?
User avatar #7535 to #7531 - jettom (05/25/2014) [-]
wondering how big my asshole can get without poo going out of it.
User avatar #7537 to #7535 - notxiro (05/25/2014) [-]
Sounds really exciting
User avatar #7540 to #7538 - notxiro (05/25/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to hear about it
#7565 to #7505 - devilspecter (11/15/2014) [-]
But Xiro, these comments are way too old.
#7506 to #7505 - devilspecter (02/26/2014) [-]
Billy is one sexy mofo.
#7508 to #7506 - notxiro (02/27/2014) [-]
Why did you save this
#7517 to #7516 - notxiro (02/27/2014) [-]
Don't try to deny it.
#7524 to #7517 - devilspecter (02/28/2014) [-]
I won't.   
But if I am a weirdo, then so are you.
I won't.
But if I am a weirdo, then so are you.
#7525 to #7524 - notxiro (03/01/2014) [-]
I'm normal.
I'm normal.
#7546 to #7525 - devilspecter (06/29/2014) [-]
&gt;You   
&gt;Normal
>You
>Normal
#7547 to #7546 - notxiro (07/01/2014) [-]
Very normal.
Very normal.
#7548 to #7547 - devilspecter (07/01/2014) [-]
Notice how old the comment is?
#7549 to #7548 - notxiro (07/02/2014) [-]
Like, 4 months. Big deal.
#7550 to #7549 - devilspecter (07/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's not like I forgot to reply or something at all.   
   
   
&gt;Never have them.   
How boutchu?
Yeah, it's not like I forgot to reply or something at all.


>Never have them.
How boutchu?
#7551 to #7550 - notxiro (07/02/2014) [-]
It's not like we talk on Steam   
   
I'm running on 4 hours of sleep in the past two days and that doesn't make me feel very good
It's not like we talk on Steam

I'm running on 4 hours of sleep in the past two days and that doesn't make me feel very good
#7552 to #7551 - devilspecter (07/03/2014) [-]
We don't.   
I talk with a guy called &quot;Xiro&quot; there though, he's pretty nice, I think you might like him, Notxiro.   
Although there's something similar about your names that I can't entirely put my finger on.   
   
Why don't you sleep more then?
We don't.
I talk with a guy called "Xiro" there though, he's pretty nice, I think you might like him, Notxiro.
Although there's something similar about your names that I can't entirely put my finger on.

Why don't you sleep more then?
#7553 to #7552 - notxiro (07/03/2014) [-]
No, I hate that guy. All he does is play video games.

Summer courses because I'm not good at passing classes
#7554 to #7553 - devilspecter (07/26/2014) [-]
Wow dude, you were waiting for my reply here?
This **** is old as balls.

I hate him too, just passionately.

You should sniff a dick, I heard it increases your intelligence by 3 points per sniff.
#7555 to #7554 - notxiro (07/27/2014) [-]
five months, whatever

what do you hate most about him huh?

that's a dirty lie, dicks are GROSS
#7556 to #7555 - devilspecter (07/27/2014) [-]
Do you want it to become seven months instead?

That he doesn't have a door.

No wonder you're dumb, then.
#7564 to #7556 - notxiro (11/15/2014) [-]
hello is anybody home
User avatar #7502 - devilspecter (02/21/2014) [-]
I found a friend for you:
www.funnyjunk.com/user/notstill
#7503 to #7502 - notxiro (02/22/2014) [-]
Friends are for nerds.
#7507 to #7503 - notstill (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm a cool guy, I've talked to at least three girls
#7509 to #7507 - notxiro (02/27/2014) [-]
You're not cool when you've talked to at least seven like i have.
#7511 to #7509 - notstill (02/27/2014) [-]
or another cool comeback:
You have a pretty big family, huh?
#7514 to #7511 - notxiro (02/27/2014) [-]
Also, nice to meet you.
Also, nice to meet you.
#7518 to #7514 - notstill (02/27/2014) [-]
You too, its nice to meet someone almost as cool as me.
#7519 to #7518 - notxiro (02/27/2014) [-]
I-I'm cool?
#7520 to #7519 - notstill (02/27/2014) [-]
Don't get too excited, no one can best me
#7521 to #7520 - notxiro (02/27/2014) [-]
Be my mentor.
You should make your profile public.
#7522 to #7521 - notstill (02/28/2014) [-]
Well since you twisted my arm
#7523 to #7522 - notxiro (02/28/2014) [-]
Twisted your arm? Is that slang for something?
#7513 to #7511 - notxiro (02/27/2014) [-]
I don't know how to respond to that
My family is pretty big, yeah. I'm visiting some of them this weekend.
#7510 to #7509 - notstill (02/27/2014) [-]
Better to talk to three 7s than seven 3s
#7483 to #7482 - kavrick (02/11/2014) [-]
How come you never talk to me?
#7485 to #7483 - notxiro (02/11/2014) [-]
Do you want me to talk to you more?
#7486 to #7485 - kavrick (02/11/2014) [-]
Why do you think i always send you messages on steam?
#7487 to #7486 - notxiro (02/11/2014) [-]
I'll talk to you more then, sorry sorry. We'll talk everyday!

I'm gonna go take a shower.
#7489 to #7488 - notxiro (02/11/2014) [-]
So how have you been, mister?
#7491 to #7490 - notxiro (02/12/2014) [-]
Why ****** ?
I've been okay. Been kinda busy.
#7420 - jettom (12/19/2013) [-]
xiro-kun doesn't notice me
xiro-kun doesn't notice me
#7356 - devilspecter (10/28/2013) [-]
Did you delete my comment here or something?
#7495 to #7356 - notxiro (02/17/2014) [-]
I'm a human being

Desktop.
Wow, that sounds like it requires some work to do. Drivers are already updated and i've pretty much given up on it. I'm not going to roll back the updates for it because i don't think it'll help.

I'm a joke to you now?

Because you're not my "master"

I don't though. I don't know where you're getting your info from.

I'm not? You're always on from when i get back from class and a few hours after that. We have some time to talk.
#7496 to #7495 - devilspecter Comment deleted by notxiro [-]
#7497 to #7496 - notxiro (02/18/2014) [-]
Why not? I have the same rights as you!

I have no clue what's going on with it. Whatever.

No ;_; I was joking too

Nobody? Nobody.

No, that's not good enough. I wasn't serious. I'm a cat person.

I'm sorry i'm sorry i'll talk to you more
#7498 to #7497 - devilspecter Comment deleted by notxiro [-]
#7499 to #7498 - notxiro (02/19/2014) [-]
#StopXiroAbuse2014

I'll get a job and build a new one!

For what?

No you faggot, i don't understand what makes you think that

Cats are cute as **** , **** you

That kissu dicku thing was a joke and you know it you queerbot
Stop trying to expose me!
#7501 to #7499 - devilspecter (02/21/2014) [-]
#StopWhoringForMoreSemenXiro2014    
   
&gt;You   
&gt;Get a job   
HAHAHA   
Srs though?   
   
For being a meanie.   
   
Because you're master's sow of course.   
You love my semen.   
   
So you like cute little cat dicksu, eh?   
   
The only one here trying to expose you is yourself, you 			*******		 exhibitionistic bitch.
#StopWhoringForMoreSemenXiro2014

>You
>Get a job
HAHAHA
Srs though?

For being a meanie.

Because you're master's sow of course.
You love my semen.

So you like cute little cat dicksu, eh?

The only one here trying to expose you is yourself, you ******* exhibitionistic bitch.
#7504 to #7501 - notxiro (02/22/2014) [-]
I don't do that though. Why do you accuse me of being a slut?

Dead serious, just not anytime soon.

I'm the nicest person i know.

I'm not your sow
I do not love your semen
I never will

I'm unsure whether or not cats even have dicks but no i don't

Hey, those words were said a private chat, you're the one exposing me.
#7500 to #7499 - devilspecter has deleted their comment [-]
#7464 to #7356 - notxiro (01/30/2014) [-]
I'm glitching?

I'm not that much of a masochist.
#7465 to #7464 - devilspecter (01/31/2014) [-]
www.dropbox.com/s/ul3j9k7sflnv6h2/Steinglitch.mp4   
Yeah dude   
   
You're certainly not a sadist.   
Either you're a sadist or a masochist.
www.dropbox.com/s/ul3j9k7sflnv6h2/Steinglitch.mp4
Yeah dude

You're certainly not a sadist.
Either you're a sadist or a masochist.
#7467 to #7465 - notxiro (01/31/2014) [-]
What am i watching    
   
I'm a sadist, duh. I can't get off to the idea of someone abusing me like that!    
   
vocaroo.com/i/s1Y60UZlMTij   
I made this vocaroo for you
What am i watching

I'm a sadist, duh. I can't get off to the idea of someone abusing me like that!

vocaroo.com/i/s1Y60UZlMTij
I made this vocaroo for you
#7468 to #7467 - devilspecter (02/03/2014) [-]
How one of my clanmates on DayZ got banned.   
   
HAhahahaaha   
Again.   
&gt;Xiro   
&gt;Sadist   
bitch   
   
You sent me that on Steam.   
Also, I only check FJ at school really.
How one of my clanmates on DayZ got banned.

HAhahahaaha
Again.
>Xiro
>Sadist
bitch

You sent me that on Steam.
Also, I only check FJ at school really.
#7469 to #7468 - notxiro (02/03/2014) [-]
Why was your clanmate glitching, mister?

What? I don't see a problem.

I know!
Yeah, no problem with that.
#7470 to #7469 - devilspecter (02/04/2014) [-]
Master*   
Well, he was standing on the rock shooting fegts when this 			******		 with a makarov comes and start shooting at him. He panics and manages to glitch into the rock.   
   
You're nowhere near sadistic.   
   
ur fault   
Unless you want more of teh D~
Master*
Well, he was standing on the rock shooting fegts when this ****** with a makarov comes and start shooting at him. He panics and manages to glitch into the rock.

You're nowhere near sadistic.

ur fault
Unless you want more of teh D~
#7471 to #7470 - notxiro (02/04/2014) [-]
Sure.   
Oh, that sounds exciting. You still play that game?   
   
I am. What makes you think i'm not?   
   
I don't want more of the D
Sure.
Oh, that sounds exciting. You still play that game?

I am. What makes you think i'm not?

I don't want more of the D
#7472 to #7471 - devilspecter Comment deleted by notxiro [-]
#7473 to #7472 - notxiro (02/05/2014) [-]
&quot;Yes, you will now refer to me as &quot;master&quot;.    
But no   
   
&quot;No, I don't, but my classmate has been bothering me about joining again. &quot;   
Is it fun?   
   
&quot;Well, could you prove me wrong? &quot;   
I'll prove you wrong someday   
You're gay, stop it   
   
&quot;So you don't want more of the Devilspecter? ;_;&quot;   
I don't want anymore of the Devilspecter.   
   
That picture makes me look like a massive slut, jesus christ
"Yes, you will now refer to me as "master".
But no

"No, I don't, but my classmate has been bothering me about joining again. "
Is it fun?

"Well, could you prove me wrong? "
I'll prove you wrong someday
You're gay, stop it

"So you don't want more of the Devilspecter? ;_;"
I don't want anymore of the Devilspecter.

That picture makes me look like a massive slut, jesus christ
#7474 to #7473 - devilspecter (02/06/2014) [-]
But yes.   
Why must you play so hard to get?   
   
The game is fun, yeah. But I don't really wanna play it anymore, heh.   
   
Haha, I'll believe it when I see it, Xairo.   
Only gay for you, honey.   
   
B-but ;_;   
   
Haha, I bet you like it, ya cumdump.
But yes.
Why must you play so hard to get?

The game is fun, yeah. But I don't really wanna play it anymore, heh.

Haha, I'll believe it when I see it, Xairo.
Only gay for you, honey.

B-but ;_;

Haha, I bet you like it, ya cumdump.
#7475 to #7474 - notxiro (02/06/2014) [-]
I would never call you something like that.

At least you can play video games. rip video card ;_;7

I know you're gay for me, you make it very obvious

B-but STOP STUTTERING FAGGOT

Loving every minute of it
#7476 to #7475 - devilspecter (02/07/2014) [-]
Do you want me to stop talking with you?

Ah, sucks for you. Any idea what's wrong with it?

Really?

What the **** did you just say to me, you little bitch?

I can see that.
Savor it while it lasts, you meat toilet.
#7477 to #7476 - notxiro (02/08/2014) [-]
Why would you?

It burned out. I need a new one.

Really.

R-rude

I don't think it'll ever end at this rate
#7478 to #7477 - devilspecter (02/10/2014) [-]
>Not addressing your master as "master"
I can always find a new pet.

How so?
Does your system detect it at all?
pls describe the situation more.

It's not true!

Do you want me to punish you?

And it fills your mind with a bliss that is indescribable, does it not?
#7479 to #7478 - notxiro (02/10/2014) [-]
It won't happen

It detects it. But i'm not able to run any games except like, Source games. I dunno what happened. My screen went black one day and everything ****** up.

It's really not?

Don't be mean to me please

Of course, everyday
#7480 to #7479 - devilspecter (02/11/2014) [-]
Aww, wai nawt?   
Cmon Xiro, be nice with me.   
   
Okay, which temperatures does it run on when on desktop and when you're playing?   
Have you tried installing new drivers?   
   
M-maybe a bit...   
   
Only if you call me master.   
   
That's good, Xiro.   
Keep it up.   
   
Says, is your profile pretty dead nowadays?
Aww, wai nawt?
Cmon Xiro, be nice with me.

Okay, which temperatures does it run on when on desktop and when you're playing?
Have you tried installing new drivers?

M-maybe a bit...

Only if you call me master.

That's good, Xiro.
Keep it up.

Says, is your profile pretty dead nowadays?
#7484 to #7480 - notxiro (02/11/2014) [-]
Calling someone master isn't being nice, nerd.

Usually doesn't go higher than 50 degrees.

Jeez, i knew it.

That isn't even fair

Pervert

Yeah, why?
#7492 to #7484 - devilspecter (02/12/2014) [-]
Insulting someone isn't really nice either, though...   
I mean, you keep telling me that you want me to stop, but as soon as I do, you start with it. What am I exactly supposed to do?   
   
Fahrenheit or Celsius?   
Idk man, doesn't sound like anything is wrong with it. Are you sure your games are using the right video card?   
   
You're irresistible.   
   
Cmon, do ieet please.   
   
Says the actual pervert.   
   
Hmm, I just noticed it on the comments here...   
Any idea when/why?
Insulting someone isn't really nice either, though...
I mean, you keep telling me that you want me to stop, but as soon as I do, you start with it. What am I exactly supposed to do?

Fahrenheit or Celsius?
Idk man, doesn't sound like anything is wrong with it. Are you sure your games are using the right video card?

You're irresistible.

Cmon, do ieet please.

Says the actual pervert.

Hmm, I just noticed it on the comments here...
Any idea when/why?
#7493 to #7492 - notxiro (02/12/2014) [-]
Calling someone a pet is different from calling them a nerd, nerd.

Celsius. Pretty normal tempt, i think.
Yeah. Something's wrong, i dunno what.

I've been told

I would never do that

I'm not a pervert at all

Nope. It's not like i'm on often so it doesn't matter. I'd rather use steam.
#7494 to #7493 - devilspecter (02/13/2014) [-]
I'm only referring to you as what you really are...   
   
While playing or on desktop?   
Well, do you have the newest driver to it? If so, try to uninstall it, then run the game without the driver. Does the result change? If not, try to update the driver to the latest version and then see. If it still doesn't change anything, open up your cumputah and check the GPU.   
   
It's a joke.   
   
Why not?   
   
You are. You want to be 			******		 by a dog, Xiro.   
   
Same here, I only reply at school, but you're not really on at convenient times for me on Steam. At least not lately.
I'm only referring to you as what you really are...

While playing or on desktop?
Well, do you have the newest driver to it? If so, try to uninstall it, then run the game without the driver. Does the result change? If not, try to update the driver to the latest version and then see. If it still doesn't change anything, open up your cumputah and check the GPU.

It's a joke.

Why not?

You are. You want to be ****** by a dog, Xiro.

Same here, I only reply at school, but you're not really on at convenient times for me on Steam. At least not lately.
#7444 to #7356 - notxiro (01/17/2014) [-]
That's never!
No.
I don't. Give me proof!

Rape? I don't know what you're talking about.

Hey, don't call me names please.

I'm not silly. I'm 200% serious. Rose is pure.

I see.
#7445 to #7444 - devilspecter Comment deleted by notxiro [-]
#7446 to #7445 - notxiro (01/20/2014) [-]
I don't understand
I don't believe you
THAT WAS A BAD JOKE THAT SOUNDED SERIOUS YOU STARTED IT

I'm sure. Do it.

I said please, mister.

More like 2% silly. Don't insult me like that.
She'll always remain pure. Stop it. I'll bite you.
Of course i would, i love her.

That might kill me.
#7447 to #7446 - devilspecter (01/21/2014) [-]
You always lie.
Just check my Xbox 360 gamertag, faggot.
<Here's more proof.
If you want me to stop, beg me.

<Just look at that
Gee, I wonder why you want to be raped. Are you masochistic little piggy who needs a master?

You're the silliest guy around Funkytown.
Hahaha, I bet she's having the time of her life with some guy somewhere now. Did she stop posting vids, btw? Seems like her fandom died down on /b/.
But that would kill you, because you're not worthy.

But you won't be able to see, so it's a good thing.
#7448 to #7447 - notxiro (01/21/2014) [-]
Not even once.
What's your gamertag?
I wasn't serious. I would never have sex with you. Ever.

Of course not. I'm a very strong and independent boy. I don't need your **** .

You're sillier.
She's with me spiritually. I think she stopped with videos and all that because of the guy that stalked her and creeped her the **** out. Her last video was ten months ago.
Not worthy? I'm more than worthy!

I can still feel the pain
User avatar #7449 to #7448 - devilspecter (01/22/2014) [-]
There, you just told a lie.
Idk, you tell me.
That hurt.

Sorry, I'll stop talking with you, then.

I guess I am.
Can't be nice.
Sure you are.
#7450 to #7449 - notxiro (01/23/2014) [-]
But a few minutes ago you wanted to talk to me more!
#7451 to #7450 - devilspecter (01/23/2014) [-]
I was just ******* with you in the reply above yours.
#7453 to #7452 - devilspecter (01/24/2014) [-]
What the **** did you just call me?
#7454 to #7453 - notxiro (01/24/2014) [-]
You heard me, faggot!
#7455 to #7454 - devilspecter (01/27/2014) [-]
You'll be in a world of hurt if you keep this up, you insolent little piece of **** .
Know your place, you wretched maggot.
#7456 to #7455 - notxiro (01/27/2014) [-]
Why are you such a bully?
#7457 to #7456 - devilspecter (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm only a bully when you provoke me, Xiro.   
You know master will punish you if you do.   
   
Seriously though, I'll cut down on that 			****		, but if you call me a faggot and stuff, of course I'll reply in the same manner.
I'm only a bully when you provoke me, Xiro.
You know master will punish you if you do.

Seriously though, I'll cut down on that **** , but if you call me a faggot and stuff, of course I'll reply in the same manner.
#7458 to #7457 - notxiro (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm always so nice to you!

That's fine with me.
#7459 to #7458 - devilspecter (01/29/2014) [-]
You just called me a faggot, Xiro.

Good, now kiss me to seal the contract.
#7460 to #7459 - notxiro (01/29/2014) [-]
I thought you liked guys.   
   
No no, make me.
I thought you liked guys.

No no, make me.
#7461 to #7460 - devilspecter (01/30/2014) [-]
Only you, baby.   
   
If you don't kiss me, you're 			*******		 dead.
Only you, baby.

If you don't kiss me, you're ******* dead.
#7462 to #7461 - notxiro (01/30/2014) [-]
That's forbidden.   
   
No, forcing me to do things is mean.
That's forbidden.

No, forcing me to do things is mean.
#7463 to #7462 - devilspecter (01/30/2014) [-]
Glitching is forbidden.

Do you want to die?
User avatar #7424 to #7422 - devilspecter (12/27/2013) [-]
says you
#7419 to #7356 - notxiro (11/29/2013) [-]
I can't summon bosses by myself? I didn't know having a second person was required.
Not very, just exclusively buying things that are only on sale, otherwise i don't buy it.

She's real to me.
What should i make her wear?
User avatar #7423 to #7419 - devilspecter (12/27/2013) [-]
You can, but some of the bosses are really hard doing alone.
Riiiiiight, you totally don't buy everything you can get your hands on.

SHE ISNT REAAAAAAAL
Something lewd like those heart shaped bikinis with see through for the nipples and clit.
Those are pretty hawt.

And sorry for not replying before.
#7425 to #7423 - notxiro (12/27/2013) [-]
I'm on NG+, trying to join Dickwraith covenant   
I spend my money wisely. But i blew $70 of the $100 i had for the winter sale on gifts.   
   
I can believe, right?   
I think i sent you some lewd pictures of her already.
I'm on NG+, trying to join Dickwraith covenant
I spend my money wisely. But i blew $70 of the $100 i had for the winter sale on gifts.

I can believe, right?
I think i sent you some lewd pictures of her already.
#7427 to #7425 - devilspecter (01/07/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. So you wanna go PvP?   
Been struggling with le game, or?   
Haha, gifts for whom?   
I think I spent around maybe the same amount just in euros at vidyas for me and muh fronds.   
   
Yeaaaah, but it won't make her anymore real.   
Gimme more anyways.
Ah, I see. So you wanna go PvP?
Been struggling with le game, or?
Haha, gifts for whom?
I think I spent around maybe the same amount just in euros at vidyas for me and muh fronds.

Yeaaaah, but it won't make her anymore real.
Gimme more anyways.
#7428 to #7427 - notxiro (01/07/2014) [-]
I did some invasions last night, got lotsa souls and humanity. GFWL is a bitch though.   
I had trouble on 4 kings NG+ but beat them eventually.   
For like 20 different people on steam.   
It was all my birthday money and it feels gifting 			****		, but i probably should have left some more for myself.   
   
You're not getting anymore for making me feel bad.
I did some invasions last night, got lotsa souls and humanity. GFWL is a bitch though.
I had trouble on 4 kings NG+ but beat them eventually.
For like 20 different people on steam.
It was all my birthday money and it feels gifting **** , but i probably should have left some more for myself.

You're not getting anymore for making me feel bad.
#7429 to #7428 - devilspecter (01/08/2014) [-]
Never really been much of a PvP guy myself, so I tried to steer clear of it while playing Duck Souls. What's GFWL?   
Lol, weren't you stuck at them on normal game too?   
So basically you were buying gifts to people who probably won't return the favor, nor do most of them give a 			****		 about you?   
Ahh, feels good being Uncle Scrooge. I don't really feel bad about not giving stuff to people unless I think they deserve it or they have given me something. Also, birthday/christmas gifts feel forced. I prefer giving when it suits the moment.   
   
Wait what, how did I make you feel bad?   
   
And shieet, dat gif, how old are they?   
niiigggguh, I'm at skewl.
Never really been much of a PvP guy myself, so I tried to steer clear of it while playing Duck Souls. What's GFWL?
Lol, weren't you stuck at them on normal game too?
So basically you were buying gifts to people who probably won't return the favor, nor do most of them give a **** about you?
Ahh, feels good being Uncle Scrooge. I don't really feel bad about not giving stuff to people unless I think they deserve it or they have given me something. Also, birthday/christmas gifts feel forced. I prefer giving when it suits the moment.

Wait what, how did I make you feel bad?

And shieet, dat gif, how old are they?
niiigggguh, I'm at skewl.
#7430 to #7429 - notxiro (01/08/2014) [-]
But getting hate mail is the best feeling ever. Games for Windows Live. 			****		 games that use it. It made Bioshock 2 unplayable.   
It took three or so tries, ended up tanking them with full Havel.   
Maybe. It's me returning the favor to most of them, though.   
I always give people 			****		 on their birthdays, even if i don't want to. Even if it's like, two bucks. It's something.   
   
You told me she isn't real!   
   
18 and over, sorry.   
Pay attention in class
But getting hate mail is the best feeling ever. Games for Windows Live. **** games that use it. It made Bioshock 2 unplayable.
It took three or so tries, ended up tanking them with full Havel.
Maybe. It's me returning the favor to most of them, though.
I always give people **** on their birthdays, even if i don't want to. Even if it's like, two bucks. It's something.

You told me she isn't real!

18 and over, sorry.
Pay attention in class
#7431 to #7430 - devilspecter (01/09/2014) [-]
Haha, I'm sure a masochistic pig like you would like that. Yeah, games for windows live is usually pretty sheit. I had trouble playing Dead Rising 2 because of it. How did it make BS2 impossible to play?
Haha, I see. You used iron skin, right?
Dis is wai I usually never buy gifts. That and it feels forced buying stuff for their birthdays/Kuristimas. Also, I generally tell people not to buy **** for me at these events because I don't have anything for them.
Hmm, I see. I still don't like it, though.

But es tru

Aww, 2bad. Oh well, it doesn't matter what their true age is as long as they look that way.
Food break, ********** .
#7432 to #7431 - notxiro (01/09/2014) [-]
Hey, i'm not masochist. Don't insult me like that. Bioshock 2 kept crashing on me, and i doubt it was a hardware problem or anything like that. GFWL a **** . I ended up just uninstall BS2.
You mean iron flesh? No, i didn't. I've barely used any pyromancy.
I've told people not to buy me **** but they never listen, so it feels like i have to give back. Doesn't really feel forced though.

This is why you're not getting any pictures

I hope you get arrested
#7433 to #7432 - devilspecter (01/10/2014) [-]
If you're not a masochist, then what are you? And what are you going to do? Well, if it was entirely because of Games for Windows Live, then nobody else would be able to play it, and then well... it would be fixed, or the devs would be ****** in the anus like you.
Yes, Iron flesh. Haha, then no wonder you had trouble with four kings. You still have much to learn from senpai, Xiro.

Getting any pictures of what?

Haha, would you really want that?
#7434 to #7433 - notxiro (01/10/2014) [-]
A sadist.
It wouldn't be fixed because nobody gives a **** about GFWL. They're shutting it down in like a month or two. I'm not saying everyone had this problem, but quite a few people do.
Teach me everything you know

Of my Skyrim waifu

Nope
#7435 to #7434 - devilspecter (01/13/2014) [-]
>Xiro
>Sadist
HAHAHA, good joke there.
Hmm, what will happen to the games already using it?
Nu-uh. You have to work for this knowledge, slut.

Oh, it's the same for me really.
Still, sharing is caring.

pls, then dun say iet.
What if I actually get arrested?

Still stalking Rose?
#7436 to #7435 - notxiro (01/13/2014) [-]
I'm serious.   
Dunno. Some people are saying they'll still run on GFWL servers and others are saying Steamworks.   
Woah, that sounds a little lewd. I'm no slut.   
   
I'm not sharing anything with you.   
   
That would really suck for you.   
   
Forever and always~
I'm serious.
Dunno. Some people are saying they'll still run on GFWL servers and others are saying Steamworks.
Woah, that sounds a little lewd. I'm no slut.

I'm not sharing anything with you.

That would really suck for you.

Forever and always~
#7437 to #7436 - devilspecter (01/14/2014) [-]
You're as far from sadist as you can get, you piece of **** .
As long as the online still works, it's okay for me at least.
Sakk a kakk for knowledge.

Share your virginity with me, baby.

But wouldn't you be sad?

Do you want to use her as your cumdump?
#7438 to #7437 - notxiro (01/14/2014) [-]
That's a lie and you know it.   
Don't you play on console?   
No way, too lewd.   
   
I'm keeping my virginity to myself   
   
I'd be crying ;_;   
   
No, i want to marry her and cuddle up with her by a warm fireplace.   
   
Why do you have so many screenshots of our chats
That's a lie and you know it.
Don't you play on console?
No way, too lewd.

I'm keeping my virginity to myself

I'd be crying ;_;

No, i want to marry her and cuddle up with her by a warm fireplace.

Why do you have so many screenshots of our chats
#7439 to #7438 - devilspecter (01/15/2014) [-]
You're a lie.
Noooooope, I have a gaming rig, yo.
But Xiro, you get two things that you want~

Hah, selfcest, eh? That's kinky.

<

No, you want to tie her up, repeatedly beat her, then get a hot iron and brand her as your bitch.

Because laughing at **** cheers me up when I'm feeling down.
#7440 to #7439 - notxiro (01/15/2014) [-]
I'm a truth
I thought you played Dark Souls on your console or something
What two things?

I'm a very kinky person

Yes!

Nonono, that's messed up. I wouldn't do that to someone as pure as Rose. Don't say things like that.

So whenever you're feeling down you look at the screenshots you took of our chats
#7441 to #7440 - devilspecter (01/16/2014) [-]
Lolno, you lie all the time.
I played it on both Console, then 1 or 2 years later on my PeeCee.
Knowledge and dicks. How better can it get?

Yes, and you have a fetish.

Oh baby, that's nice.
I wouldn't give a **** if you died, sorry.

If you won't, then I will. It's going to be so much fun sending you videos of it.

Nope, just screencaps in general. Most of them aren't of our chats.
They either remind me of a good time or some funny **** . Either way, it makes me feel better.
#7442 to #7441 - notxiro (01/16/2014) [-]
I always tell the truth
Oh.
I'm no slut. I don't want any of that.

What fetish?

I'm no baby

T-thanks.

I'm going to ******* kill you i swear to god don't say that ever again

How many from our conversations do you have?
#7443 to #7442 - devilspecter (01/17/2014) [-]
Except when you don't.
Yes.
You do.

A rape fetish.

You're my baby bitch.

No problem, Xiro.

Haha, u so silleh.

Hmm, lemme check.
70/666
Most of them are of one person, though.
#7399 to #7356 - notxiro (11/20/2013) [-]
Oh, of course you don't. You'd never want to do that.
Oh, of course you don't. You'd never want to do that.
#7400 to #7399 - devilspecter Comment deleted by notxiro [-]
#7401 to #7400 - notxiro (11/20/2013) [-]
No no. Stop.
No no. Stop.
#7403 to #7402 - notxiro (11/21/2013) [-]
You have too many. I really think you should delete some.
You have too many. I really think you should delete some.
#7404 to #7403 - devilspecter Comment deleted by notxiro [-]
#7405 to #7404 - notxiro (11/21/2013) [-]
I don't remember that.
#7407 to #7406 - notxiro (11/25/2013) [-]
It's time to stop posting.
#7408 to #7407 - devilspecter Comment deleted by notxiro [-]
#7409 to #7408 - notxiro (11/26/2013) [-]
You're not allowed to post here anymore, sorry.
#7410 to #7409 - devilspecter (11/27/2013) [-]
Pfft fine...   
   
How was your day?
Pfft fine...

How was your day?
#7412 to #7411 - devilspecter (11/28/2013) [-]
Oh, why?   
   
Mine was good as per usual.
Oh, why?

Mine was good as per usual.
#7413 to #7412 - notxiro (11/28/2013) [-]
Nah, it was actually an amazing day. Got gifted a few games including Deus Ex and Dark Souls (although i don't have a controller or anything yet) so that was pretty cool. Also spending hours making my ideal Skyrim waifu
#7414 to #7413 - devilspecter (11/29/2013) [-]
Oh my, someone likes you, eh?   
You kinda gotta play that game with a controller. I got a cheap Chinese ripoff controller for like 10 AUD. It works like intended, but I had some trouble configuring it because the &quot;Analog&quot; button was pressed...   
   
Hue, you sent me a pic of her naked. I prefer them with clothes on, Xiro. Gimme clothed pics.
Oh my, someone likes you, eh?
You kinda gotta play that game with a controller. I got a cheap Chinese ripoff controller for like 10 AUD. It works like intended, but I had some trouble configuring it because the "Analog" button was pressed...

Hue, you sent me a pic of her naked. I prefer them with clothes on, Xiro. Gimme clothed pics.
#7415 to #7414 - notxiro (11/29/2013) [-]
It's pretty obvious.
Yeah, i know. I'm going to be getting one, probably one similar to the one you had because i'm a very cheap person. I want to play it pretty bad.

Here.
#7416 to #7415 - devilspecter (11/29/2013) [-]
Heh, so who gave you the gifts?   
It's a pretty fun game if you have someone to play with. Pfft, implying I don't know that you're a cheap person.   
   
Hmm, she looks like a slut. Actually, she looks like some idealistic popular 3D girl. SLUUT.   
And I meant with ero clothes on.
Heh, so who gave you the gifts?
It's a pretty fun game if you have someone to play with. Pfft, implying I don't know that you're a cheap person.

Hmm, she looks like a slut. Actually, she looks like some idealistic popular 3D girl. SLUUT.
And I meant with ero clothes on.
#7417 to #7416 - notxiro (11/29/2013) [-]
Some guy.
I need someone to play it with?
I'm not that cheap.

Mm, but she's a cute slut, and my slut.
I need to get my hands on some. If i take off her armor it's just her in the nude, i don't have any revealing clothes yet or anything.
#7418 to #7417 - devilspecter (11/29/2013) [-]
Uhm, right...   
It's a lot of fun if you do. Me and my cousin fended off like 40 invaders in that &quot;secret&quot; forest place on the Xbox version.   
Also, you need someone to summon on most of the bosses.   
... How cheap are you?   
   
TFW she isn't real ;__;   
Go get some. Revealing clothes &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; nude
Uhm, right...
It's a lot of fun if you do. Me and my cousin fended off like 40 invaders in that "secret" forest place on the Xbox version.
Also, you need someone to summon on most of the bosses.
... How cheap are you?

TFW she isn't real ;__;
Go get some. Revealing clothes >>>>> nude
#7379 to #7356 - notxiro (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm starting to get the feeling that you think i'm some sort of whore.
#7380 to #7379 - devilspecter (11/08/2013) [-]
&gt;Xiro   
&gt;Not a whore
>Xiro
>Not a whore
#7381 to #7380 - notxiro (11/08/2013) [-]
The biggest.
I'm not the only one you harass like this, right?
#7382 to #7381 - devilspecter (11/08/2013) [-]
Do you not like it?   
   
And no, I harass a lot of people, why?
Do you not like it?

And no, I harass a lot of people, why?
#7383 to #7382 - notxiro (11/08/2013) [-]
I've gotten way too used to it.

I was just wondering.
Bully.
#7384 to #7383 - devilspecter (11/08/2013) [-]
I bet you like it, you little masochist.

Nooooo, I'm not a bully.
I'm a nice guy!
#7385 to #7384 - notxiro (11/08/2013) [-]
Loving every moment of it.

If you were a nice guy you'd stop calling me names.
#7386 to #7385 - devilspecter (11/11/2013) [-]
I ******* knew it.

Well, I am a nice guy, just ask anyone!
#7387 to #7386 - notxiro (11/11/2013) [-]
You're not a nice guy to me!
#7388 to #7387 - devilspecter (11/12/2013) [-]
Because you're my boytoy.
Because you're my boytoy.
#7389 to #7388 - notxiro (11/12/2013) [-]
That doesn't mean you should be a big bully.
#7390 to #7389 - devilspecter (11/12/2013) [-]
But you said you liked it...
But you said you liked it...
#7391 to #7390 - notxiro (11/12/2013) [-]
I do not like being bullied.
#7392 to #7391 - devilspecter (11/12/2013) [-]
But you're a masochist...
But you're a masochist...
#7393 to #7392 - notxiro (11/12/2013) [-]
Shut up, you big baka.
#7395 to #7394 - notxiro (11/13/2013) [-]
I wasn't serious!
#7397 to #7396 - notxiro (11/19/2013) [-]
One hit man, that's all it takes
#7398 to #7397 - devilspecter (11/20/2013) [-]
I'm sure as hell never touching weed then.   
Wouldn't want to be gay and stuff with you...
I'm sure as hell never touching weed then.
Wouldn't want to be gay and stuff with you...
#7357 to #7356 - notxiro (10/28/2013) [-]
It deleted itself when you got banned
#7359 to #7358 - notxiro (10/28/2013) [-]
I have school in 10 minutes, baka
#7360 to #7359 - devilspecter (10/28/2013) [-]
What school?
You're not even real, silly.
#7364 to #7360 - notxiro (10/28/2013) [-]
That wasn't me, i swear.
#7366 to #7364 - devilspecter (10/29/2013) [-]
PREPARE TO PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!   
   
I know, a mod flagged it.
PREPARE TO PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

I know, a mod flagged it.
#7361 to #7360 - notxiro (10/28/2013) [-]
But you're on my profile
#7362 to #7361 - devilspecter (10/28/2013) [-]
Just go to sleep...   
and never wake up
Just go to sleep...
and never wake up
#7363 to #7362 - notxiro (10/28/2013) [-]
Fine.
I will.
Bye!
#7367 to #7365 - notxiro (10/29/2013) [-]
Get away from me, creep.
#7370 to #7369 - devilspecter (11/01/2013) [-]
I find that funny, coming from you.
I find that funny, coming from you.
#7371 to #7370 - notxiro (11/01/2013) [-]
What? I'm not sure what you mean.
#7374 to #7373 - devilspecter (11/08/2013) [-]
You're a loose whore, that's what I'm talking about.
You live by the dick like any other normal person lives off nutrition and oxygen.
Only the dead can know peace from your sluttiness.
#7375 to #7374 - notxiro (11/08/2013) [-]
H-hey, i said don't call me names.
I am not a slut. We've been through this.
Bully.
#7376 to #7375 - devilspecter (11/08/2013) [-]
If you're not a slut, then try to resist sucking a dick for one day.
#7377 to #7376 - notxiro (11/08/2013) [-]
What do i get if i manage to resist?
#7378 to #7377 - devilspecter (11/08/2013) [-]
A dick.
A dick.
User avatar #7263 - jettom (08/11/2013) [-]
go on steam homo
#6682 - ghast (07/23/2013) [-]
B-baka..
User avatar #7228 to #6682 - notxiro (08/06/2013) [-]
Now?

Lewd.
Was it something i said?
User avatar #7229 to #7228 - ghast (08/06/2013) [-]
Guess so, i don't want to yet because of work tomorrow, but i need sleep for it.

That's just you.
No, it's fine, forget about it.
#7230 to #7229 - notxiro (08/06/2013) [-]
So i'll talk to you tomorrow?   
   
No, it's you too silly.   
It's not fine. Can you tell me so i don't worry about it all night?
So i'll talk to you tomorrow?

No, it's you too silly.
It's not fine. Can you tell me so i don't worry about it all night?
User avatar #7231 to #7230 - ghast (08/06/2013) [-]
I'll go in 20.

Maybe it's both.
No, it really is fine. Seriously, it's not something i'm saying to avoid it, i'm saying it because it's nothing.
User avatar #7232 to #7231 - notxiro (08/06/2013) [-]
Don't stay up toooo late. I'll be here all night. and day.

I think it's both.
Okay, okay. I just thought i said something to upset you.
User avatar #7233 to #7232 - ghast (08/06/2013) [-]
I'll get my sleep.

Or NONE
You didn't.
User avatar #7234 to #7233 - notxiro (08/06/2013) [-]
Good.

None? Why none?
If you say so.
User avatar #7235 to #7234 - ghast (08/06/2013) [-]
Night night.

Because i have no idea what to say.
I say so. Now don't worry, okay.
#7236 to #7235 - notxiro (08/06/2013) [-]
Nighty night.
#7264 to #7244 - notxiro (08/12/2013) [-]
Hey. I'm not sure what's wrong but just know that i'm here for you if you need me, okay?
User avatar #7208 to #6682 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
But i don't want that to happen.

You got all the achievements. That's pretty insane
What?
User avatar #7209 to #7208 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
=)

Yup. Got really bored of it eventually though.
The first line, www.funnyjunk.com/user/notxiro/7197#7197
User avatar #7210 to #7209 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
You'll be able to go in dry in jail though~

Most people would get bored of a game if they played it that much.
So you want to go in dry?
User avatar #7211 to #7210 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
So you want me to get raped by other men.

Don't judge me ;__;
=)))))
User avatar #7212 to #7211 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
Nononono ;__; i take it back.

Why would i ever judge you~?
Fine. Only this once.
#7213 to #7212 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
Take it back dry =)

So you can feel judgy? ;__;
And the next 400 times. In the next 5 days.
#7214 to #7213 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
Why do you want to go in dry so often?   
   
Noo. I would never judge you~   
So you're trying to kill me.
Why do you want to go in dry so often?

Noo. I would never judge you~
So you're trying to kill me.
User avatar #7215 to #7214 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
Because it's fun.

You're judging meeee
No, you're just too weak to handle it.
#7216 to #7215 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
Maybe for you.

A little~
Do you think you can handle it?
#7217 to #7216 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
Don't act like you don't like it.

A LOT
Noooo ;_;
#7218 to #7217 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
I don't really want to die.

I'm only judging you because of how you intend to have sex with me.
Then why are you making me go through it ;__;
User avatar #7219 to #7218 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
What if i die too.

I'm not saying anything. You're just... taking it sexually.
Yolo? ;_;
User avatar #7220 to #7219 - notxiro (08/06/2013) [-]
But why would you die?

Then what do you mean by wanting to go in dry?
Yolo is about partying and drinking and all that. This is torture ;__;
User avatar #7221 to #7220 - ghast (08/06/2013) [-]
Collateral damage ;__;

Like.. in the mall, without wet clothes?
Same thing..
User avatar #7222 to #7221 - notxiro (08/06/2013) [-]
That makes no sense ;__; live for me.

Is that what you meant though?
Definitely the same thing.
User avatar #7223 to #7222 - ghast (08/06/2013) [-]
Mnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Of course. You're thinking too lewd.
For you maybe not.
User avatar #7224 to #7223 - notxiro (08/06/2013) [-]
Mnaah?

In that case, go in dry all you want~
Nono, it's the same thing for me too.
User avatar #7225 to #7224 - ghast (08/06/2013) [-]
I don't know ;_;

=)))))
Yeah right.
User avatar #7226 to #7225 - notxiro (08/06/2013) [-]
What does it mean ;__;

I can't tell if you're being lewd or not with that face.
Whaat?
User avatar #7227 to #7226 - ghast (08/06/2013) [-]
That i'll go to bed.

It's all your perception.
Nothing.
#7186 to #6682 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
Alright. I think i kind of have an idea of what time i should go to bed. I just need to be able to stay up now.
#7188 to #7186 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
For like... a whole day.
#7190 to #7188 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
Easy.
Unless i decide to pass out in the middle of the day or something.
#7191 to #7190 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
Knowing you, you probably will.
#7192 to #7191 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
Hush. I'll drink coffee. and lots of it.
User avatar #7193 to #7192 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
Don't die.

>Playing Zer0
#7194 to #7193 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
I might pass out though.

Sorry for playing best class.
User avatar #7195 to #7194 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
Stay entertained or something.

The class is too good, making it the worst. (And it's just a terrible co-op class cuz it has no co-op poop.)
User avatar #7196 to #7195 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
I will. Somehow.

But any class can be 'too good' with the right build.. but i do agree on the co-op part. It sucks if you want to play with others.
User avatar #7197 to #7196 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
I'll go in dry if you won't.

No class should be able to hit for over 1 million while the others are struggling around 5-10k.
User avatar #7198 to #7197 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
You always want to go in dry.

I know, but that was pretty amazing. I didn't realize how much damage he could do, and we weren't a high level at all. Anyway, if we play in the future, i'll probably be dealing a normal amount of damage.
User avatar #7199 to #7198 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
=)

Pretty amazing... and really really broken. And gave all of us kinda the feel of "Why bother, he can oneshot it anyway"
User avatar #7200 to #7199 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
Maybe i'm okay with it though.

Yeah, sorry. Melee Zer0 is really.. solo. And way too OP. I'll just try it when i'm alone.
User avatar #7201 to #7200 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
=)))

Like... Krieg is a melee based character and he only does like 200k damage per melee when in his rampage. His downside being that he's nearly always on the edge of death.
#7202 to #7201 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
I'm not okay with it.

Krieg is much better for bosses imo, but he's still a pretty balanced class. I think any class can be OP though, with the right build.
User avatar #7203 to #7202 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
You have no choice.

Krieg is terrible for bosses as his survivability relies on killing things. And eventually all classes are OP, but Zero just gets OP really quick with the right items, which you just happened to have.
User avatar #7204 to #7203 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
Isn't that rape?

I have an urge to play BL1 now. And i meant, he's better for certain bosses, like Pyro Pete.
I'm sorry for making him OP okay ;__;
User avatar #7205 to #7204 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
Like you'd report me.

BL1...?
NEVER FORGIVEN
User avatar #7206 to #7205 - notxiro (08/05/2013) [-]
I miiiiight.

Borderlands. You know.. the prequel to BL2.
I SAID SORRY WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
User avatar #7207 to #7206 - ghast (08/05/2013) [-]
I'd go to jail and i'd never be able to see you again.

Yeah just thought it was a typo because we were talking about the second. And i played the first to death so i'm really never playing that again.
Refer to what we're talking about in the first line.
#7163 to #6682 - notxiro (08/03/2013) [-]
What magic do i have?

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU WERE THINKING THE SAME THING
#7164 to #7163 - ghast (08/03/2013) [-]
You possess some kind of charm magic.   
   
I PREPARED IT SO I COULD SAY THAT THE NEXT COMMENT
You possess some kind of charm magic.

I PREPARED IT SO I COULD SAY THAT THE NEXT COMMENT
#7165 to #7164 - notxiro (08/03/2013) [-]
I use it all on you.

I SWEAR I HAD NO IDEA, I'M SORRY
#7166 to #7165 - ghast (08/03/2013) [-]
Cheater.

~

Who favorited this? www.funnyjunk.com/user/notxiro/6950#6950 It wasn't me nor Jet.
#7167 to #7166 - notxiro (08/03/2013) [-]
I am not.

~~

I have no clue. That's weird.
User avatar #7168 to #7167 - ghast (08/03/2013) [-]
You are. You used cheat codes. You hacked my mainframe.

I know.. maybe it was someone that is reading along with every word we say, and it's not Jet. Since you pointed out you maybe wanted them to read along, they favorited it to indicate their presence.
User avatar #7169 to #7168 - notxiro (08/03/2013) [-]
But i had no idea. Why would i do that?

No no, i didn't tell anyone to read anything. I don't have an idea as to who would read all this though.
#7170 to #7169 - ghast (08/03/2013) [-]
To get noticed.

You have a few people on your friends list that i could see doing that.
#7171 to #7170 - notxiro (08/03/2013) [-]
Will you notice me now?

I only know one person that would, but i'm not sure if it was them or not.
User avatar #7172 to #7171 - ghast (08/03/2013) [-]
I noticed you a long time ago, i just never said anything.

Yeah okay. Only one person for me as well and i just happen to have removed that person not too long ago.
#7173 to #7172 - notxiro (08/03/2013) [-]
You should haaaave

I don't really want to remove them though. I guess i could ask them about it, but i don't think that would stop them.
#7174 to #7173 - ghast (08/03/2013) [-]
I actually saw you around random such a long time before we actually started talking.

Yeah, i could explain to you on steam why i removed them though.
#7175 to #7174 - notxiro (08/03/2013) [-]
We should have started talking then.   
   
They told me. I know what kind of people they are. Yeah, i was pissed at them and everything. It was a stupid move on their part.
We should have started talking then.

They told me. I know what kind of people they are. Yeah, i was pissed at them and everything. It was a stupid move on their part.
User avatar #7176 to #7175 - ghast (08/03/2013) [-]
But you never talked to me. Plus i was too busy being a synchtube fag.

Still only one side of the story.

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