notwalkingwaffles
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| Date Signed Up: | 9/01/2014 |
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| #17 - >Low price games Kirby games at the same cost as Skyrim… | 12/04/2015 on Console makers differences | +2 |
| #11 - Essays: "you said what you wanted to say, and described t… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/04/2015 on anyone else? | +1 |
 EXACTLY, MY BRAIN WORKS ON FORMULAS AND SOLVING THE PUZZLE IN THE SIMPLEST WAY POSSIBLE. MY BRAIN WORKS ON SIG/COS/TAN MORE THAN "Explain what the author was thinking" YOU KNOW WHAT THE AUTHOR WAS THINKING? I WAS THINKING "I want some goddamn Taco Bell!" | ||
| #27 - Arena 6. | 12/03/2015 on Games Journalism | 0 |
| #56 - Perhaps, but regardless of average education, there will alway… | 12/03/2015 on California | -1 |
| #50 - Maybe if people didn't have guns, people wouldn't shoot each o… [+] (4 new replies) | 12/03/2015 on California | -3 |
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anon (12/03/2015) [-] Maybe if people were educated properly and taught good morals, guns wouldn't be an issue. Perhaps, but regardless of average education, there will always be stupid people, extremists of all sorts, and the mentally ill, and sometimes people just snap, and at that point it's not that great if they have easily usable, ranged weapons throwing projectiles at the speed of sound lying around. | ||
| #7 - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?! I ACCIDENTALLY BROKE MY DEVICE ONCE A… | 12/03/2015 on Apple's new "3D Touch" | +60 |
| #81 - Situations: You help him, you both feel better and you're … | 12/03/2015 on I really do feel bad | 0 |
| #137 - The reason I'm on funnyjunk and not watching America's Funnies… | 12/02/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt 67) | 0 |
| #9 - Looks a lot like lens flares. | 12/01/2015 on Halo | 0 |
| #34 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/01/2015 on her incest story | +9 |
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| #10 - Do you mean like GTA V? [+] (3 new replies) | 12/01/2015 on Games | +5 |
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| #1 - Do anything for a vote except what you promised before you wer… | 12/01/2015 on Do Anything For A Vote | 0 |
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| #138 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… | 11/30/2015 on Anyone else? | 0 |
| #25 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… | 11/30/2015 on illegal dubs police | 0 |
| #17 - Eh, I mean, with the twist you just described, I'm ok with it. | 11/30/2015 on Make a wish | +1 |
| #13 - Holy **** that was an awesome read! [+] (2 new replies) | 11/30/2015 on Make a wish | +1 |
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stanleythewhite (11/30/2015) [-]  **stanleythewhite rolled image** Thanks! I'm sorry I can't grant your wishes for real though..... Eh, I mean, with the twist you just described, I'm ok with it. | ||
| #1 - ***** you have light orbiting you. | 11/30/2015 on Obesity Sensitivity. don't... | 0 |
| #9 - I wish I was all-knowing [+] (4 new replies) | 11/30/2015 on Make a wish | +1 |
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stanleythewhite (11/30/2015) [-]  Past, Present and Future flash before your eyes and your head doesn't explode right off. So far so good! You also seem to have some control over what's going to happen so you are not just doomed to wait something painful and act out awful mistakes. This can push your date of death pretty far and you could also make some riches and fame with this. Sweet deal, right? But you also know that before too long you just can't talk to people anymore. Conversations just feel so slow when you already know everything the other person is going to say. You can't either enjoy movies, videogames or any narrative for that matter. Nothing just surprises you anymore. You can enjoy some things a little bit sometimes but everything is just so boring to you. You know where to go to have your greatest holyday trip. You also know excactly how to avoid rush hours and bad weathers. But you also already know how it feels to lay on the greatest beach or what you can see from the highest mountain. Every morning you wake up and you just know how this day is going to play out. You know every single thing that can happen. you know you know YOU KNOW. You also know there's only one thing that can make it stop. #14 -
stanleythewhite (11/30/2015) [-] **stanleythewhite rolled image** Thanks! I'm sorry I can't grant your wishes for real though..... Eh, I mean, with the twist you just described, I'm ok with it. | ||
| #5 - In essence: "Mate, don't put too much weight on it.&q… | 11/30/2015 on Stupid fuckin' taped gun | +23 |
| #23 - I kind of like that though, it charts territory that would oth… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/30/2015 on Oh no, its retarded | 0 |
| #28 - Literally remove kebab? I kind of like it. | 11/30/2015 on Russia's Thanksgiving | +2 |
| #30 - But... But... The beer. D: | 11/30/2015 on 'The Mountain' World Record... | 0 |
| #10 - Picture | 11/29/2015 on Benedict Cumberbatch jumps... | +15 |
| #19 - If it's true, but you don't like how it sounds, then something… | 11/29/2015 on "Black Lives Matter" | +4 |
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] 
You thumbed down one of my comments. ****** bout to get hella real.....
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] Really? Well, I don't exactly recall. Could you be more specific?
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] I may have misspoke, as it was content not comment, but is this juan: www.funnyjunk.com/By+far+favorite+grump+intro/movies/5335337/
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] Ah. I thumb down a lot of content I don't find funny, which is the intended purpose of the thumb system. Now, this ordeal seems a little strange however. Seeing as I'm not the only one who thumbed down your content, does this mean that you have further five other (I assume equally playfully sarcastic) posts going on other peoples' sites, or is it just me?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] Well, I was going to ******** everyone's walls, but being as I am very lazy, I gave up after one. And there was no mal-intent, just something to laugh at on the wall once in awhile.
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] Ah, I see. I'm not good with the entire picking-up-sarcasm thing, which might explain my profile level being at -1. Glad it's not a huge thing though.
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] Just be happy you aren't that guy who stole a bunch of content and got red-thumbed into bannedness for it. Back when that was still a thing.....
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] If you're referring to walkingwaffles, he was the guy who made "cartoons" on a poorly designed video-game site, but the stuff he uploaded was by his own design. He got bent for insulting admin in one of his scamming-for-money phases.
No affiliation, of course.
No affiliation, of course.
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] Not him, there was a guy who legitimately stole like, 500 comics, cropped out the watermarks, and put his own in. He got caught by one of the people he stole from, and the FJ community actually did something about it for once and he's IP permabanned now.
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] I didn't know about that. But yeah, I'm glad I'm not that guy. Still, it takes a certain kind of ass hole to take somebody's product made from tedious work and creative resources and call it your own.
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] Yeah, he was kindof an asshole about it too, cause some people tried to call him out for it but he would just deny it and be an all-around little bitch about it.
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] God I hate that kind of person, they're like the personification of those kids you want to beat the **** out of in children's movies, the ones that are told by their parents "now Jimmy, don't you go into that big, dark dungeon and sacrifice your siblings in exchange for power", and then when the parents come back, he summoned a GOD DAMN LICH, and is sitting on a throne of skulls, and at the end the good guys have to save him because his own actions ****** him over, but the entire audience is just thinking "Don't! Leave him be to rot in his own filth and burn for a millennium!"
He's like THAT kid.
He's like THAT kid.
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] I can. Sadly. I'm like 60-80 % sure I was that kid growing up, and I'm pretty impressed with my mother not deciding to have a post-birth abortion, but I'm assuming that the youngest people on the site are around 16, and in spite of all the stupid **** one does when in puberty, we should all have SOME sense of self-disckishness levels at that age, but somehow some people continuously surprise me, and to those people some self criticism wouldn't hurt.
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] Inb4 tl;dr
Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] Indeed. But on the other hand, it shouldn't be necessary to harm another human being until they succumb to one's point of view. But sometimes it simply becomes a matter of which is more important, their physical well being or your sanity.
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] True enough, it is a rare occasion when someone has to get hurt over a simple matter of being a ******** , and I regret my decisions to this day Only like, 3 months later mind you but in the end, I think we both gained from the experiance. He got to learn not to **** with people twice his size, and I get to move to a new school and brag to the thug kids about actually having an assault charge.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] The sad part is that his parents didn't want to even take it to court because he's a lil **** to them too, and they understood my cause better than his.
