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| #52 - I would prefer to lose my virginity to somebody who knew what … | 12/05/2015 on I Thot U Said | +2 |
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| You should. The magic in the books are quite interesting and I liked it. Basically they can control elements they know about, and the closer 2 objects are to each other the easier it is to control something. | ||
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| #2 - You're doing the thing where you're personifying a community a… | 12/04/2015 on 4chan>tumbler | +87 |
| #6 - Nope, but losing your virginity is, during your teenage years,… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/04/2015 on I Thot U Said | +4 |
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anon (12/05/2015) [-] "and if you keep it until you're an actual adult, it's probably because it's quite important to you." You must be new here. | ||
| #1 - I never got that desire for one's partner to be a virgin. … [+] (73 new replies) | 12/04/2015 on I Thot U Said | +86 |
| I'd rather have an inexperienced girlfriend, but an experienced FWB. If I'm going out with someone, it's not purely for sex. #84 -
infinitereaper (12/05/2015) [-] Let's exercise a little English comprehension and basic logic skills. OP said: "I don't understand why anyone would want a virgin" (aka my point of view is right and anything else is wrong) "Isn't a lack of experience unpleasant?" (aka all that matters is experience in sex) According to OP all that matters is that the sex is good because of experience, and who has more experience than a slut? By OP's logic sluts are the best because they have the most experiences. There are absolutely no other factors at work. Absolutely no reason you'd want a virgin. Which of course is total horseshit. There are actually quite a lot of reasons. And the argument that "experience" is all that matters is ignorant and retarded. #86 -
dreygur (12/05/2015) [-] Say what now? How the fuck do you interpret "I don't understand X" as "I think X is objectively wrong"? He's basically just saying that he doesn't understand why it bothers some so much, never did he imply that it's wrong to have preferences. He even literally said that he understands why people have them. And "Isn't a lack of experience unpleasant?" is literally just a question. He could be asking people who have experienced it before to be sure whether or not his assumptions are correct, because he most likely hasn't experienced it personally. According to OP, he's confused as to why it's such a fuss for people and he'e seeking answers. Obviously there is a tone of bias in there, but that's a nobrainer when he's only experienced one of the two different packages, if he's even had sex at all. Instead of just giving objective reasons, you're basically demonizing women who may have had sex once in their lifetime, when the term "slut" is supposed to be used when a girl/women has careless sex with anybody for the sake of it, not just as a buzzword against those who simply aren't virgins anymore. Also, you're implying that OP is being self-righteous in his comment, while you're closing off yours with "Giving reasons for your preferences is ignorant and retarded." #94 -
infinitereaper (12/05/2015) [-] OP is just manipulating people and touting the politically correct held view. I've seen it time and time and it's always the same shit. Everything he's written is written as a persuasive argument, to get people to agree and circlejerk with those who agree. That's why there isn't even room for discussion, there is no room for answers, no room for opposing views, much like your responses to me. Because OP and this thread doesn't want the opposing view or to even consider new ideas. It's just a circlejerk, made up mostly of whiteknights who would do anything to get laid, women who don't want to feel bad about themselves, and very few who just came to that conclusion. I didn't even say that non virgins automatically equaled sluts, what I said, and just explained to you, is that by his bent logic that sluts are vastly preferable to virgins because of "muh experience". But apparently you aren't bright enough to understand the distinction. Only 50% of marriages survive, 70% of divorces are initiated by women, and the more partners a woman has the more likely she is to cheat. In this age of femnism and female empowerment encouraging young girls to ride the cock carousal and that sex itself is meaningless, all I'm saying is "good luck" not valuing virginity for what it ought to be worth. Seriously, good luck. All I know is that I ain't getting cucked. #102 -
holmesc (12/05/2015) [-] "Only 50% of marriages survive, 70% of divorces are initiated by women, and the more partners a woman has the more likely she is to cheat. In this age of femnism and female empowerment encouraging young girls to ride the cock carousal and that sex itself is meaningless, all I'm saying is "good luck" not valuing virginity for what it ought to be worth. " I thought the day would never come to see someone with enough balls to say this. #96 -
dreygur (12/05/2015) [-] Or you're basically manipulating your own view and making a dozen assumptions based on it. I know I'm making quite a few myself, but I'm actually trying to be on the neutral ground here. You think there's no room for opposing views, but in actuality, you're the one who doesn't want to listen to any opposing views and are just condescending with how you view things. Or it's for people who don't mind either way. Now you're using "whiteknight" as a buzzword as well when it can easily have nothing to do with "muh mlady" You instantly assumed that he wanted to date sluts just because he didn't mind non-virgins. You didn't seem to realize there's any middle ground there. Of course you think that OP only wants to date sluts, because you've twisted his points in your own mind. That wouldn't surprise me. Some guys are desperate for relationships and want to take anything instead of waiting for someone they can truly trust. This can be blamed on feminism or whatever, but also on how much relationship and sex is emphasized in today's society instead of telling people they should keep their lives together, with a partner or not. Also, to get cucked you need to get a girlfriend in the first place. I'm just trying to knock sense into people. No I'm using whiteknight by it's definition. And this site is, hell it's literal, full of white youngins who haven't been hit with reality yet. Especially with how bitchy Western Women have become. I don't care about neutral, or good, or bad, or whats politically correct, just what's actually correct. Virgins girls are valuable. Especially since the first sexual experiences releases a shitload of powerful chemicals and hormones that promote bonding. That facet of biology is the main reason that many girls always end up going back to or stuck with that "first terrible boyfriend". Because the first bond is the strongest. There are plenty of other reasons as well. #85 -
anon (12/05/2015) [-] Frankly, both of you and the op have reasons that suck and vast assumptions in your posts. Neither of you are better, and continuing to argue this point just makes you both seem worse and worse. #70 -
anon (12/05/2015) [-] For me, it's a guarantee that I won't catch anything. Getting an STD/STI that stays for life on my first go would be literally one of the worst things that can happen to me. I never had that either, and I totally agree with everything you just said. Well think of it this way: switch it around Lets say you're the virgin and have no idea what you're doing, all you know is you put the thing in the thing and slide back and forth. Would you rather have someone whos fluent in sex teach you (Or possibly embarrass you for your lack of experience) or someone whos in the same boat as you? Either that or if you're not the virgin maybe you want to be the teacher, some people like it when they're in control of what happens in the bed. I would prefer to lose my virginity to somebody who knew what they were doing (and so I did - not a prostitute btw). But the teaching thing seems to be a general trait among the responses. #46 -
gigabowzer (12/05/2015) [-] **gigabowzer used "*roll picture*"** **gigabowzer rolled image** I would think that if you two are really that close to the point of being married that you would know how to make things more enjoyable. #99 -
anon (12/05/2015) [-] Size matters, remember that. A little dinkey winkey will get you out of a relationship fast. #35 -
concetrationcamp (12/05/2015) [-] **concetrationcamp used "*roll picture*"** **concetrationcamp rolled image** this is why some people buy new cars and the others are happy with used ones #34 -
anon (12/05/2015) [-] Pros to taking someone's virginity: Purity/unspoiled They haven't learned habits you hate from a previous partner You can teach them, and for me at least, that's really hot It means they care enough about you to make you their first. Cons: If you split up, you will always be their first and possibly be "that asshole", and no one wants that teaching can be a hassle #32 -
insanefreak (12/05/2015) [-] Well, it depends. If both of you share each first time with one another, then the emotional bonus of getting to figure each other out beats having an experienced partner (or so I believe. I belong to the first category). Also, you get to get to know each other body really well if you stay with that person. So if both of you are first timers and manage to stick together, I think it's more enjoyable emotionally and physically in the long run. Could be wrong though. Like I said, that's the only side I know of. I only prefer it cos I have a small dingledanger and suck in bed. So if I'm with someone who knows fuck all about sex then I seem like a god in comparison. Sure why not. 1. Oral. I know it's gross, we don't like giving it either, but it could very well be the difference between her having an orgasm and not. And I'm not talking lick lick done, I'm talking like 10 minutes. She will thank you! (You especially need this skill if you're a little lacking in other areas. A good technique is licking the alphabet.) 2. Don't ignore the rest of her body. She has erogenous zones all over her body. Kiss and suck these areas and she'll be purring like a cat: neck, inner thighs, lower back, breasts and the soles of her feet (if she's into that. Some people think it's gross) 3. A woman's orgasm is mostly mental, while a man's is mostly physical. This is why most women can't cum. DON'T LET HER GET BORED. Change positions, don't only focus on her vagina, and let her do some of the work. 4. Almost all of my girlfriends and I agree, we like it kinky. Many girls are too shy to say so, but most of us LOVE it. Maybe not like chains and whips but most of us like hair pulling, biting, being tied up, toys, and spanking. Ask your girl if that's something she'd be interested in. 5. Sex is gross. There's going to be weird sounds and sweat and fluids and lumps of fat and what have you. If you call attention to any of them, you're an asshole. That goes for both partners Notice none of what I said was "PIV for 5 minutes, cum, fall asleep" That's bad sex. Sorry I wrote a novel, but that's what helps for me. Hope it works for you too! #98 -
insanefreak (12/05/2015) [-] Wow wow wow wow WOW A man's orgasm is mostly physical? Now I can't speak for anyone but my own personal self, but if I can distract myself from focusing on the act, I can delay the finish for a good while. If I'm into it too much, too focused, too mentally occupied by the thing, I'll have emptied my miniature gauss rifle in seconds. Other than that, my personal experience agrees with you. Good for you, special snowflake. You just said yourself that if you distract yourself, you can hold off for a while, but eventually you'll probably come just from the feeling if it feels good enough. Most women can't though. No matter how good it feels if a woman isn't 100% invested in the sex, she wont be able to finish. She'll probably be nice and fake it just for you, though. ;D #65 -
mravci (12/05/2015) [-] nice tips. Allthough don't know about the soles, never tried but don't ever forget the ears. I made a girl cum by only nibbling(do you cal it to nibble?) on her ears. Always use your fingers while pleasuring her orally. and pulling hair is almost always appreciated. though i had a girl who wouldn't let me even touch her hair. you always have some weird people. That's true, ears do feel good. For me personally though it's the neck. I like my neck bit more than literally anything else. It's my favorite. A little something I like to do with guys though is suck on the inner crook of their elbow. Women don't have an erogenous zone there but men do and most people don't know about it so it's always a pleasant surprise. #104 -
mravci (12/05/2015) [-] i should try that out, thanks for telling me. Some of the girls don't trust me around their necks. slowly kissing the back of their neck is ok, but anywhere on the side and they think i'll give them a hickey, because I did once. just for the laughs. she bit my dick thoo, so we kinda evened out (kinda) I like to choke the girls i'm doing. Just like out of nowhere, changes the whole atmosphere from playful to serious fuck. I abofuckinglutely love tits, but then again i sometimes also kiss the cheeks and move up to the nape of the neck. So i'm not really sure if i'm a boobs or ass-man. any other zones you'd like to tell a guy who loves to please? for me, it's the idea that sex is made just that more special, becoming something beautiful and exciting that's shared exclusively between two people. so that your partner is the only one who's ever been that intimate with you, and vice versa. it gives it a whole new level of value #53 -
anon (12/05/2015) [-] dis is FJ man. you share opinions like that and they'll hang you for it. #20 -
anon (12/05/2015) [-] Because you learn what feels good together, it becomes a bonding experience that brings you closer together. Sex isn't just about busting a nut, unless your a retard who cant' think with any thing but his dick. Just because your first time isn't as mind blowing as you think it should be doesn't' mean they aren't the right person for you maybe it doesn't get better till the twentieth time, but eventually you learn what buttons to press to make them gush and beg for more. That's part of love, I know you probably can't understand the difference between love and lust, but hey, that's not your fault, you were just raised improperly. #27 -
anon (12/05/2015) [-] You still do that without virginity. Maybe you're the one who needs to think more about love, if you think taking your partner's virginity is so important. Idk, it's a very "special" thing to me. Me, i'm not going to lose my virginity to someone unless i'm very certain they're the one i want to spend the rest of my life with. I've been in long-term relationships beyond 2 years before, and despite loving them to death, i never truly felt comfortable letting them take my virginity, and as such I still have it. I'm not going to wait until marriage, no. Just until i meet the man i feel positive i want to spend my life with. And I'm aware that even then something may change in me or him and we may split up, but even then, i can say that the moment i shared was truly special; and, even though there's that chance we may split, he would always remain as one-of-a-kind to me. #33 -
anon (12/05/2015) [-] That's really fucking stupid doe, virginity is overrated. There is literally no different from a virgin and a non Virgin other than experience. anon , I don't want to bother you with science so I'll keep it simple. If you never had sex , you will literally smell like Virgin , and that is unattractive. #62 -
anon (12/05/2015) [-] Been having sex since I was 20, 6 years. 2 guys were about 7/8 inches. I'm only 5' even and 95 lbs. Boyfriend still says I'm tight as a clam. Shits elastic, yo. Only harmful tearing will fuck it up, not using lube, having lots of babies. And you can tighten it up (to an extent)/ #3 -
anythingoes (12/04/2015) [-] Dealing with a virgin right now. It's been a slow process. Mainly because her previous partners probably watched too much porn, and thought rough housing a virgin was a good idea. And props to her ex for the "foreplay is such a childish thing" mentality, and for missing the hole so bad he managed to open a gash in her perineum #37 -
anon (12/05/2015) [-] So she's not a virgin, but her previous partner was awful and didn't give a shit about her which resulted in her having a negative experience and being reluctant or nervous to try again. Result of bad experience, not of being a 'virgin'. #51 -
anythingoes (12/05/2015) [-] I swear to christ, some of you guys have no knowledge of anatomy. #100 -
anon (12/05/2015) [-] There's the anatomy version of "virginity" and there's the image definition of "virginity", which is not having sex with a person. I wouldn't count a women coming up to me saying she's done Anal, titjobs, blowjobs, and handjobs a thousand times a "virgin" because she never has someone pound her pussy. Same goes with Lesbian/Gays. Sex is sex, and there goes your image of virginity. Sorta wish they made different words for both so people don't get their jimmies fucking rustled all the time. fyi I don't care who is a virgin or not incase anyone is offended. #101 -
anythingoes (12/05/2015) [-] The main topic of this whole thing started on was "losing virginity is painful", so no, it's not open to debate about "kinds of virginity" you illiterate anon. #16 -
anythingoes (12/05/2015) [-] Search perineum on google. Notice how it's not inside the genitalia? #5 -
anythingoes (12/04/2015) [-] I dunno. I was amazed too. I can only suppose through total lack of experience, a lot of determination, and not enough common sense to think that something was wrong. and that's the reason she's still a virgin, that was pretty damn painful and she kicked him out. I can confirm that there is still a hymen in place too. Nice thoughts IMO but in the grand scheme of things, to heavy to think about. It's not about life or death... Nope, but losing your virginity is, during your teenage years, a rather big thing, and if you keep it until you're an actual adult, it's probably because it's quite important to you. Either way, that person is probably going to go into the process of sexing you thinking it's something special - that you're something special, and when you eventually break up, you're still going to be the one with whom she thought it would matter, and you'll be nothing more than a bad memory. #19 -
anon (12/05/2015) [-] "and if you keep it until you're an actual adult, it's probably because it's quite important to you." You must be new here. | ||
| #6 - If magic existed and we knew of it, it would be examined scien… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/04/2015 on obey | +1 |
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karvarausku (12/05/2015) [-] **karvarausku used "*roll picture*"** **karvarausku rolled image** Have you read the kingkiller chronicles? You should. The magic in the books are quite interesting and I liked it. Basically they can control elements they know about, and the closer 2 objects are to each other the easier it is to control something. | ||
| #5 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… | 12/04/2015 on He died for your sins | 0 |
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
You thumbed down one of my comments. ****** bout to get hella real.....
Really? Well, I don't exactly recall. Could you be more specific?
I may have misspoke, as it was content not comment, but is this juan: www.funnyjunk.com/By+far+favorite+grump+intro/movies/5335337/
Ah. I thumb down a lot of content I don't find funny, which is the intended purpose of the thumb system. Now, this ordeal seems a little strange however. Seeing as I'm not the only one who thumbed down your content, does this mean that you have further five other (I assume equally playfully sarcastic) posts going on other peoples' sites, or is it just me?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
Well, I was going to ******** everyone's walls, but being as I am very lazy, I gave up after one. And there was no mal-intent, just something to laugh at on the wall once in awhile.
Ah, I see. I'm not good with the entire picking-up-sarcasm thing, which might explain my profile level being at -1. Glad it's not a huge thing though.
Just be happy you aren't that guy who stole a bunch of content and got red-thumbed into bannedness for it. Back when that was still a thing.....
If you're referring to walkingwaffles, he was the guy who made "cartoons" on a poorly designed video-game site, but the stuff he uploaded was by his own design. He got bent for insulting admin in one of his scamming-for-money phases.
No affiliation, of course.
No affiliation, of course.
Not him, there was a guy who legitimately stole like, 500 comics, cropped out the watermarks, and put his own in. He got caught by one of the people he stole from, and the FJ community actually did something about it for once and he's IP permabanned now.
I didn't know about that. But yeah, I'm glad I'm not that guy. Still, it takes a certain kind of ass hole to take somebody's product made from tedious work and creative resources and call it your own.
Yeah, he was kindof an asshole about it too, cause some people tried to call him out for it but he would just deny it and be an all-around little bitch about it.
God I hate that kind of person, they're like the personification of those kids you want to beat the **** out of in children's movies, the ones that are told by their parents "now Jimmy, don't you go into that big, dark dungeon and sacrifice your siblings in exchange for power", and then when the parents come back, he summoned a GOD DAMN LICH, and is sitting on a throne of skulls, and at the end the good guys have to save him because his own actions ****** him over, but the entire audience is just thinking "Don't! Leave him be to rot in his own filth and burn for a millennium!"
He's like THAT kid.
He's like THAT kid.
I can. Sadly. I'm like 60-80 % sure I was that kid growing up, and I'm pretty impressed with my mother not deciding to have a post-birth abortion, but I'm assuming that the youngest people on the site are around 16, and in spite of all the stupid **** one does when in puberty, we should all have SOME sense of self-disckishness levels at that age, but somehow some people continuously surprise me, and to those people some self criticism wouldn't hurt.
Inb4 tl;dr
Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
Indeed. But on the other hand, it shouldn't be necessary to harm another human being until they succumb to one's point of view. But sometimes it simply becomes a matter of which is more important, their physical well being or your sanity.
True enough, it is a rare occasion when someone has to get hurt over a simple matter of being a ******** , and I regret my decisions to this day Only like, 3 months later mind you but in the end, I think we both gained from the experiance. He got to learn not to **** with people twice his size, and I get to move to a new school and brag to the thug kids about actually having an assault charge.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
The sad part is that his parents didn't want to even take it to court because he's a lil **** to them too, and they understood my cause better than his.
