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Age: 23
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X-box Gamertag: afk
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Interests: stuff
Date Signed Up:9/01/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Planet Earth
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Comment Ranking:#987
Highest Content Rank:#10738
Highest Comment Rank:#995
Comment Thumbs: 5296 total,  6110 ,  814
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 71% (71/100)
Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 239 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Total Comments Made:1076
FJ Points:3871
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#18 - That's like selling quality used condoms though. 12/31/2015 on Dear FunnyJunk 0
#7 - And yet, if the circumstances were different, the egg would soften. 12/31/2015 on Deep 0
#14 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on Wall-climbing Robot. +12
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#18 - buddywuggle (12/31/2015) [-]
That absolutely perfect roll.
#114 - RIP mister skeletal 12/30/2015 on All Aboard The Hype Boat 0
#29 - ctrl+a delete  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on Everybody, yeah +7
#49 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
That's not the same, though.
Compared to backspace, delete is way less useful, and almost any key you hit after ctrl+a will erase whatever you typed, including backspace.
#3 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Anon has a fetish +5
#14 - hassoutobi (12/28/2015) [-]
Fuck, that's so cute
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#4 - lordpotassium (12/27/2015) [-]
We can't tell until we try it
#3 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… 12/27/2015 on Chicken Flavored Condom 0
#2 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… 12/27/2015 on in a perfect world 0
#12 - >Implying there's a brain to damage  [+] (8 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Low impact +22
#13 - bronywiseman (12/22/2015) [-]
Welp, you got me there.
#15 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
No one deserves to be thumbed down just for their interests. Have a thumb, horsefucker.
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#30 - captainprincess (12/22/2015) [-]
Wouldn't worry
it's not like thumbs matter
#49 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Then you won't mind a red one
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#50 - captainprincess (12/22/2015) [-]
not at all
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#16 - Lilstow (12/22/2015) [-]
I whole heartedly disagree.
People's interests are the very basis on which people thumb.
You are implying that there are objective reasons for voting.
that being said, I objectively red thumb certain posts that i find funny, but don't want to see posted a hundred times on the front page the next day.
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#27 - gragasvlad (12/22/2015) [-]
But he called the brony a horsefucker thats funny and funny should TRUMP wrong opinions when you thumb
#74 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
Nah, a thumb is like a vote. Vote up or down for whatever reason you like, thats how it works.
#35 - Cloth armor, illusion mage.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2015 on Some things never change in... +3
#93 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
I see you like to live dangerously.
#33 - Fair enough, but I suspect that maybe it would've been better …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/22/2015 on Some things never change in... +6
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#34 - misternobodie (12/22/2015) [-]
Lemme guess.....
light armor spellsword ? lol
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#136 - protodude (12/22/2015) [-]
Disappointed your spoiler didn't say someone stole your sweetroll?
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#193 - misternobodie (12/22/2015) [-]
I wasn't smart enough at that time I guess. Sleep well.
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#35 - notwalkingwaffles (12/22/2015) [-]
Cloth armor, illusion mage.
#93 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
I see you like to live dangerously.
#31 - I know, but that's the vanilla Bethesda experience: Bugs.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Some things never change in... +2
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#32 - misternobodie (12/22/2015) [-]
Still would not change my first time on Skyrim meaning my experience when it first came out. I doubt anybody would... Same goes for F3, F4
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#33 - notwalkingwaffles (12/22/2015) [-]
Fair enough, but I suspect that maybe it would've been better had it had mods at the time when you played it the first time. Bought it myself about a year after it came out, and tried it vanilla. When it worked, it was ok, but when I installed the unofficial patches and an NPC-mod, it was fantastic... Well, I'm off to play some Skyrim.
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#34 - misternobodie (12/22/2015) [-]
Lemme guess.....
light armor spellsword ? lol
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#136 - protodude (12/22/2015) [-]
Disappointed your spoiler didn't say someone stole your sweetroll?
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#193 - misternobodie (12/22/2015) [-]
I wasn't smart enough at that time I guess. Sleep well.
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#35 - notwalkingwaffles (12/22/2015) [-]
Cloth armor, illusion mage.
#93 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
I see you like to live dangerously.
#29 - Is the immersing experience the one in which dragons fly backw…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/21/2015 on Some things never change in... +8
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#30 - misternobodie (12/21/2015) [-]
Theyre called bugs. Bethesda games got bugs, bitches bethesda loves bugs. Now you know.
#155 - skebaba (12/22/2015) [-]
It just works.
-Bethesda mane
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#31 - notwalkingwaffles (12/21/2015) [-]
I know, but that's the vanilla Bethesda experience: Bugs.
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#32 - misternobodie (12/22/2015) [-]
Still would not change my first time on Skyrim meaning my experience when it first came out. I doubt anybody would... Same goes for F3, F4
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#33 - notwalkingwaffles (12/22/2015) [-]
Fair enough, but I suspect that maybe it would've been better had it had mods at the time when you played it the first time. Bought it myself about a year after it came out, and tried it vanilla. When it worked, it was ok, but when I installed the unofficial patches and an NPC-mod, it was fantastic... Well, I'm off to play some Skyrim.
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#34 - misternobodie (12/22/2015) [-]
Lemme guess.....
light armor spellsword ? lol
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#136 - protodude (12/22/2015) [-]
Disappointed your spoiler didn't say someone stole your sweetroll?
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#193 - misternobodie (12/22/2015) [-]
I wasn't smart enough at that time I guess. Sleep well.
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#35 - notwalkingwaffles (12/22/2015) [-]
Cloth armor, illusion mage.
#93 - anon (12/22/2015) [-]
I see you like to live dangerously.
#22 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… 12/19/2015 on R.I.P in peace ubisoft +1
#33 - I gotta admit, I forgot Yoda died for a minute. 12/19/2015 on Fan +1
#5 - That's not the thing he ridicules him about though, he's ridic… 12/17/2015 on 5/7 punch man 0
#2 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… 12/17/2015 on just dont do it 0
#30 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… 12/17/2015 on The salt mines go deeper +1
#164 - a wack dude 12/17/2015 on Not his type 0
#9 - Don't forget the browser hijackers. 12/17/2015 on I almost feel bad now...... 0
#4 - Looks like what happens when you animate a converging Fourier row. 12/16/2015 on Sneks trying to Snake +1
#48 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… 12/16/2015 on Friendzoned 0
#26 - The fact that there are now no further birthdays worth celebrating. 12/16/2015 on Birthday 0
#13 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… 12/16/2015 on Meme song 0
#26 - Everybody has the right to spawn a kid that they cannot financ… 12/16/2015 on terrorists or toddlers 0

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#22 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by notwalkingwaffles
User avatar #26 - spoogepooge (12/05/2015) [-]
Dick=you!
User avatar #24 - Falkor (10/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #25 to #24 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
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#1 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/28/2014) [-]
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
User avatar #2 to #1 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Thank you, but I've gotta ask. Why?
#3 to #2 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
You thumbed down one of my comments. ****** bout to get hella real.....
User avatar #4 to #3 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Really? Well, I don't exactly recall. Could you be more specific?
User avatar #5 to #4 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
I may have misspoke, as it was content not comment, but is this juan: www.funnyjunk.com/By+far+favorite+grump+intro/movies/5335337/
User avatar #6 to #5 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah. I thumb down a lot of content I don't find funny, which is the intended purpose of the thumb system. Now, this ordeal seems a little strange however. Seeing as I'm not the only one who thumbed down your content, does this mean that you have further five other (I assume equally playfully sarcastic) posts going on other peoples' sites, or is it just me?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
User avatar #7 to #6 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, I was going to ******** everyone's walls, but being as I am very lazy, I gave up after one. And there was no mal-intent, just something to laugh at on the wall once in awhile.
User avatar #8 to #7 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I'm not good with the entire picking-up-sarcasm thing, which might explain my profile level being at -1. Glad it's not a huge thing though.
User avatar #9 to #8 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Just be happy you aren't that guy who stole a bunch of content and got red-thumbed into bannedness for it. Back when that was still a thing.....
User avatar #10 to #9 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
If you're referring to walkingwaffles, he was the guy who made "cartoons" on a poorly designed video-game site, but the stuff he uploaded was by his own design. He got bent for insulting admin in one of his scamming-for-money phases.
No affiliation, of course.
User avatar #11 to #10 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Not him, there was a guy who legitimately stole like, 500 comics, cropped out the watermarks, and put his own in. He got caught by one of the people he stole from, and the FJ community actually did something about it for once and he's IP permabanned now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know about that. But yeah, I'm glad I'm not that guy. Still, it takes a certain kind of ass hole to take somebody's product made from tedious work and creative resources and call it your own.
User avatar #13 to #12 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, he was kindof an asshole about it too, cause some people tried to call him out for it but he would just deny it and be an all-around little bitch about it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
God I hate that kind of person, they're like the personification of those kids you want to beat the **** out of in children's movies, the ones that are told by their parents "now Jimmy, don't you go into that big, dark dungeon and sacrifice your siblings in exchange for power", and then when the parents come back, he summoned a GOD DAMN LICH, and is sitting on a throne of skulls, and at the end the good guys have to save him because his own actions ****** him over, but the entire audience is just thinking "Don't! Leave him be to rot in his own filth and burn for a millennium!"

He's like THAT kid.
User avatar #15 to #14 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Or that kid that you have to grow up with who talks **** on everyone, then gets the **** kicked out of him, and tries to play it off like he didn't lose the fight, but actually won. If you can actually follow all that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I can. Sadly. I'm like 60-80 % sure I was that kid growing up, and I'm pretty impressed with my mother not deciding to have a post-birth abortion, but I'm assuming that the youngest people on the site are around 16, and in spite of all the stupid **** one does when in puberty, we should all have SOME sense of self-disckishness levels at that age, but somehow some people continuously surprise me, and to those people some self criticism wouldn't hurt.
User avatar #17 to #16 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Inb4 tl;dr

Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
User avatar #18 to #17 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Indeed. But on the other hand, it shouldn't be necessary to harm another human being until they succumb to one's point of view. But sometimes it simply becomes a matter of which is more important, their physical well being or your sanity.
User avatar #19 to #18 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
True enough, it is a rare occasion when someone has to get hurt over a simple matter of being a ******** , and I regret my decisions to this day Only like, 3 months later mind you but in the end, I think we both gained from the experiance. He got to learn not to **** with people twice his size, and I get to move to a new school and brag to the thug kids about actually having an assault charge.

And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, that's how the story usually goes.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
The sad part is that his parents didn't want to even take it to court because he's a lil **** to them too, and they understood my cause better than his.
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