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notwalkingwaffles

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Age: 23
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Consoles Owned: some
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X-box Gamertag: afk
PSN: uh uh
Interests: stuff
Date Signed Up:9/01/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Planet Earth
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#3 - From Wikipedia: "Mr. Potato Head was "born&qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on toy story +80
#12 - boomerpyro (01/08/2016) [-]
toys gain life from how many that don't believe they're alive, that's why they hide
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#7 - Haruhi (01/08/2016) [-]
We're talking about millions of dollars here, not chump change. Lets humor this for a moment and say this guys creation was stolen and he was in the right. He'd have gotten millions. Lying about this cost them millions. (don't give me that shit like oh they can afford it they're dreamworks).
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#12 - notwalkingwaffles (01/08/2016) [-]
I get it, it's a lot of money.
Still doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me how the scale of punishment says "Might as well have killed some chap".
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#14 - Haruhi (01/08/2016) [-]
It's a felony. Felonies carry longer prison sentences. The fact is though that we're talking about max sentences. He likely will receive a much smaller sentence than the max.
#9 - hongkonglongdong (01/08/2016) [-]
By this logic, killing a man because he fucked your wife is worth a few million.
#15 - Haruhi (01/08/2016) [-]
Your logic isn't logic at all. You sounded like a huge idiot.
#16 - hongkonglongdong (01/08/2016) [-]
>Killing someone is equal to stealing a few million
>Therefore preserving someone's life is equal to preserving a few million
>(presumably) therefore someone's life is equal to a few million
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#17 - Haruhi (01/08/2016) [-]
It is in no way equal. You're not making any sense.
#18 - hongkonglongdong (01/08/2016) [-]
You are aware that this isn't what I think, right?

If you punish people for wasting a few million (not even stealing) on the same level as you punish someone who kills another guy, then you are saying their crimes are equal.

The crimes are: ridding the world of a few million dollars, and ridding the world of a human life.

You say they are equal by treating them equally.

You therefore say that the thing that the criminal destroyed is equal.

Q.E.D.

Do you follow?
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#4 - sugoi (01/08/2016) [-]
Welcome to copyright laws in the 21st century.
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#5 - notwalkingwaffles (01/08/2016) [-]
I really wish that statement sounded unfamiliar and that this would surprise me.
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#44 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
I knew only half
#22 - zolzol (01/08/2016) [-]
It amazes me how much I knew about animal dicks and only realized after watching this and going 'oh right , Plague talked about that'.
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#52 - harbingerwolf (01/08/2016) [-]
I've watched his streams on Picarto, still no dick talk
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#5 - ashedust (01/07/2016) [-]
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If only it wasn't blowing hard enough to throw you around like a ragdoll, it'd be almost enjoyable.
#6 - notwalkingwaffles (01/07/2016) [-]
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The irony is hilarious in hindsight though.
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#65 - Thanks bruw. I think I'll check it out. 01/07/2016 on linux 0
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#57 - That picture seems very hentai-esque. Got source?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on linux 0
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#64 - cactaur (01/07/2016) [-]
>>#61,

Kinda sorta
www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Aedollon/350249/Demon-Hunter-Leah-folio-available
If you wanna support the artist you can buy the pack. It's like $9.
If not, then you gotta wait because my copy is at the house and I'm at work right now.
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#65 - notwalkingwaffles (01/07/2016) [-]
Thanks bruw. I think I'll check it out.
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#11 - jonnyea (01/03/2016) [-]
inbred?
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#22 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by notwalkingwaffles
User avatar #26 - spoogepooge (12/05/2015) [-]
Dick=you!
User avatar #24 - Falkor (10/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #25 to #24 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
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#1 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/28/2014) [-]
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
User avatar #2 to #1 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Thank you, but I've gotta ask. Why?
#3 to #2 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
You thumbed down one of my comments. ****** bout to get hella real.....
User avatar #4 to #3 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Really? Well, I don't exactly recall. Could you be more specific?
User avatar #5 to #4 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
I may have misspoke, as it was content not comment, but is this juan: www.funnyjunk.com/By+far+favorite+grump+intro/movies/5335337/
User avatar #6 to #5 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah. I thumb down a lot of content I don't find funny, which is the intended purpose of the thumb system. Now, this ordeal seems a little strange however. Seeing as I'm not the only one who thumbed down your content, does this mean that you have further five other (I assume equally playfully sarcastic) posts going on other peoples' sites, or is it just me?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
User avatar #7 to #6 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, I was going to ******** everyone's walls, but being as I am very lazy, I gave up after one. And there was no mal-intent, just something to laugh at on the wall once in awhile.
User avatar #8 to #7 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I'm not good with the entire picking-up-sarcasm thing, which might explain my profile level being at -1. Glad it's not a huge thing though.
User avatar #9 to #8 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Just be happy you aren't that guy who stole a bunch of content and got red-thumbed into bannedness for it. Back when that was still a thing.....
User avatar #10 to #9 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
If you're referring to walkingwaffles, he was the guy who made "cartoons" on a poorly designed video-game site, but the stuff he uploaded was by his own design. He got bent for insulting admin in one of his scamming-for-money phases.
No affiliation, of course.
User avatar #11 to #10 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Not him, there was a guy who legitimately stole like, 500 comics, cropped out the watermarks, and put his own in. He got caught by one of the people he stole from, and the FJ community actually did something about it for once and he's IP permabanned now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know about that. But yeah, I'm glad I'm not that guy. Still, it takes a certain kind of ass hole to take somebody's product made from tedious work and creative resources and call it your own.
User avatar #13 to #12 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, he was kindof an asshole about it too, cause some people tried to call him out for it but he would just deny it and be an all-around little bitch about it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
God I hate that kind of person, they're like the personification of those kids you want to beat the **** out of in children's movies, the ones that are told by their parents "now Jimmy, don't you go into that big, dark dungeon and sacrifice your siblings in exchange for power", and then when the parents come back, he summoned a GOD DAMN LICH, and is sitting on a throne of skulls, and at the end the good guys have to save him because his own actions ****** him over, but the entire audience is just thinking "Don't! Leave him be to rot in his own filth and burn for a millennium!"

He's like THAT kid.
User avatar #15 to #14 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Or that kid that you have to grow up with who talks **** on everyone, then gets the **** kicked out of him, and tries to play it off like he didn't lose the fight, but actually won. If you can actually follow all that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I can. Sadly. I'm like 60-80 % sure I was that kid growing up, and I'm pretty impressed with my mother not deciding to have a post-birth abortion, but I'm assuming that the youngest people on the site are around 16, and in spite of all the stupid **** one does when in puberty, we should all have SOME sense of self-disckishness levels at that age, but somehow some people continuously surprise me, and to those people some self criticism wouldn't hurt.
User avatar #17 to #16 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Inb4 tl;dr

Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
User avatar #18 to #17 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Indeed. But on the other hand, it shouldn't be necessary to harm another human being until they succumb to one's point of view. But sometimes it simply becomes a matter of which is more important, their physical well being or your sanity.
User avatar #19 to #18 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
True enough, it is a rare occasion when someone has to get hurt over a simple matter of being a ******** , and I regret my decisions to this day Only like, 3 months later mind you but in the end, I think we both gained from the experiance. He got to learn not to **** with people twice his size, and I get to move to a new school and brag to the thug kids about actually having an assault charge.

And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, that's how the story usually goes.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
The sad part is that his parents didn't want to even take it to court because he's a lil **** to them too, and they understood my cause better than his.
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