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Age: 23
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X-box Gamertag: afk
PSN: uh uh
Interests: stuff
Date Signed Up:9/01/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Planet Earth
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#219 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"** **notwalkingw… 06/13/2015 on Steam Sale 0
#2 - Yeah it might look good, but the thing with all these design c… 06/13/2015 on lego cake +3
#7 - Because autistic spasms metabolise to tears. 06/13/2015 on Time for feels 0
#7 - Looks kind of tasty, doesn't it?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2015 on After eating Chipotle +12
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#31 - scandaldog (06/14/2015) [-]
wanna try some? i do. i got bad teeth anyway
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#26 - neokun (06/13/2015) [-]
How did out species survive this far.
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#36 - notwalkingwaffles (06/14/2015) [-]
We survived because all the chums who wondered how poisonous mushrooms tasted wrote it down.
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#8 - platinumaltaria (06/13/2015) [-]
This explains why we haven't found intelligent life.
#29 - But 140 pounds is just 63.5 kilograms, and 160 is just about 7… 06/11/2015 on Fat logic is thinking the... 0
#25 - I see. It would seem, then, that the title is incorrect.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Hottie does perfect... +2
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#26 - alarubra (06/11/2015) [-]
Correct.
#28 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
is this not a backflip with a 360?
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#29 - alarubra (06/11/2015) [-]
It's a side flip. She flipped over her side. It was in a backwards direction, but that doesn't make it a backflip. A gainer is a backflip where you go forward. Still a backflip. A loser is a frontflip where you go backwards. Still a frontflip.
#30 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
a side flip is jumping to your left or right side basically chopping your knee with your arm to do but you can see she twists as doing the flip and does a rotation
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP9KZw9o264
first one i could find
#31 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
#7 - What you feel like is irrelevant to the state of the actual site. 06/11/2015 on unpopular opinion +1
#8 - While true, have you played Spore? If so, how long did you spe…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2015 on 5 facts about No Man's Sky +5
#16 - tacoperson (06/12/2015) [-]
I never got past the first planet colonisation. holy FUCK was space stage boring.
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#9 - anonviking (06/11/2015) [-]
I have never played Spore.
But i play the hell out of Kerbal Space Program.
And even though it's very limited compared to the vastness that No Man's Sky
will be, i still haven't grown tired of it.
But KSP also implements other mechanics i love, like designing and building my
own crafts, so i don't know.
#4 - Also pretty much the entirity of space.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Areas Not Under Government... +1
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#9 - loganmadder (06/12/2015) [-]
>implying there isn't a galactic council and humans aren't in it because their space travel isn't advanced enough
#7 - Could I live in a universe of my choice in which I didn't have… 06/11/2015 on Will you press the button 5/? 0
#16 - Comment deleted 06/11/2015 on I'm done -1
#6 - To quote Yahtzee Croshaw, "There are more combinations fo…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/11/2015 on 5 facts about No Man's Sky +33
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#20 - sirformidio (06/12/2015) [-]
This is why I like Yahtzee. Sometimes he says profound things like that and other times he's all
"I wake up in the morning and I step outside and a take a deep breath and get real high and I scream at the top of my lungs various swear words and racial slurs, the police have been called frequently. My name is Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw and this is Gabriel, my ex-wife."
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#7 - anonviking (06/11/2015) [-]
True. But still. The exploring should be fun while it lasts.
#31 - anon (06/12/2015) [-]
"...while it lasts."

And there is the real question. How long will the fun of exploring last? Until I can be sure it will last for quite some time, and actually exploring myself is significantly better than watching a Youtube video of some random person doing the exploring for me, I don't really care.
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#8 - notwalkingwaffles (06/11/2015) [-]
While true, have you played Spore? If so, how long did you spend in the space-stage in Spore before you simply stopped playing the game?
#16 - tacoperson (06/12/2015) [-]
I never got past the first planet colonisation. holy FUCK was space stage boring.
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#9 - anonviking (06/11/2015) [-]
I have never played Spore.
But i play the hell out of Kerbal Space Program.
And even though it's very limited compared to the vastness that No Man's Sky
will be, i still haven't grown tired of it.
But KSP also implements other mechanics i love, like designing and building my
own crafts, so i don't know.
#3 - Holy **** the fart one gave me the heavy giggles! 06/11/2015 on Joe's Webm time 0
#41 - "What instrument do you play?" "The sink." 06/11/2015 on Something something Webm 0
#11 - Normal answer: The slope on the curves that are your ages … 06/11/2015 on God Bless our Intellex 0
#14 - Is that how a perfect backflip should be done? I thought it wa…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Hottie does perfect... +17
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#22 - alarubra (06/11/2015) [-]
It's a sideflip.
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#53 - ihatecarltonbanks (06/12/2015) [-]
No. it's a full. a sideflip is exactly that... a flip to the side. this is a backflip with a 360 spin or in other words a "full"
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#52 - ferron (06/12/2015) [-]
Bitch get your terms right, that is a back full.
A side flip is something completely different
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#25 - notwalkingwaffles (06/11/2015) [-]
I see. It would seem, then, that the title is incorrect.
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#26 - alarubra (06/11/2015) [-]
Correct.
#28 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
is this not a backflip with a 360?
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#29 - alarubra (06/11/2015) [-]
It's a side flip. She flipped over her side. It was in a backwards direction, but that doesn't make it a backflip. A gainer is a backflip where you go forward. Still a backflip. A loser is a frontflip where you go backwards. Still a frontflip.
#30 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
a side flip is jumping to your left or right side basically chopping your knee with your arm to do but you can see she twists as doing the flip and does a rotation
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP9KZw9o264
first one i could find
#31 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
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#12 - It's the internet, so it might be out there, but 99 % of them … 06/11/2015 on Masturbation Hacks 0
#7 - Comment deleted 06/11/2015 on ......... +1
#4 - Robinsons was ok. The rest were literally garbage. 06/11/2015 on Movies You Maybe Forgot About +1
#4 - The zipper is turning the wrong way.  [+] (6 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Making bad things alright +128
#35 - zerotzallander (06/11/2015) [-]
what if forgot 2nd zipper?
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#34 - brassydolphin (06/11/2015) [-]
Maybe It's pulled up to close? It'd be silly but It'd work
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#32 - Welshhobo (06/11/2015) [-]
lolwhut
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#27 - thismustbeseen (06/11/2015) [-]
Cut him some slack, he's had a massive brain operation after all.
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#31 - thisisspartah (06/11/2015) [-]
i dont know how they opened it if the zip is the wrong way
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#12 - The beat? 06/11/2015 on Queen +14
#126 - I figure the best way to insult you is to just recap your bigg… 06/08/2015 on Best Admin Insult/Putdown 0
#72 - The fluid is ferromagnetic, not electromagnetic. 06/08/2015 on Chemical Reaction Sunday #2 +1

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#22 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by notwalkingwaffles
User avatar #26 - spoogepooge (12/05/2015) [-]
Dick=you!
User avatar #24 - Falkor (10/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #25 to #24 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
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#1 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/28/2014) [-]
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
User avatar #2 to #1 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Thank you, but I've gotta ask. Why?
#3 to #2 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
You thumbed down one of my comments. ****** bout to get hella real.....
User avatar #4 to #3 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Really? Well, I don't exactly recall. Could you be more specific?
User avatar #5 to #4 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
I may have misspoke, as it was content not comment, but is this juan: www.funnyjunk.com/By+far+favorite+grump+intro/movies/5335337/
User avatar #6 to #5 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah. I thumb down a lot of content I don't find funny, which is the intended purpose of the thumb system. Now, this ordeal seems a little strange however. Seeing as I'm not the only one who thumbed down your content, does this mean that you have further five other (I assume equally playfully sarcastic) posts going on other peoples' sites, or is it just me?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
User avatar #7 to #6 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, I was going to ******** everyone's walls, but being as I am very lazy, I gave up after one. And there was no mal-intent, just something to laugh at on the wall once in awhile.
User avatar #8 to #7 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I'm not good with the entire picking-up-sarcasm thing, which might explain my profile level being at -1. Glad it's not a huge thing though.
User avatar #9 to #8 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Just be happy you aren't that guy who stole a bunch of content and got red-thumbed into bannedness for it. Back when that was still a thing.....
User avatar #10 to #9 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
If you're referring to walkingwaffles, he was the guy who made "cartoons" on a poorly designed video-game site, but the stuff he uploaded was by his own design. He got bent for insulting admin in one of his scamming-for-money phases.
No affiliation, of course.
User avatar #11 to #10 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Not him, there was a guy who legitimately stole like, 500 comics, cropped out the watermarks, and put his own in. He got caught by one of the people he stole from, and the FJ community actually did something about it for once and he's IP permabanned now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know about that. But yeah, I'm glad I'm not that guy. Still, it takes a certain kind of ass hole to take somebody's product made from tedious work and creative resources and call it your own.
User avatar #13 to #12 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, he was kindof an asshole about it too, cause some people tried to call him out for it but he would just deny it and be an all-around little bitch about it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
God I hate that kind of person, they're like the personification of those kids you want to beat the **** out of in children's movies, the ones that are told by their parents "now Jimmy, don't you go into that big, dark dungeon and sacrifice your siblings in exchange for power", and then when the parents come back, he summoned a GOD DAMN LICH, and is sitting on a throne of skulls, and at the end the good guys have to save him because his own actions ****** him over, but the entire audience is just thinking "Don't! Leave him be to rot in his own filth and burn for a millennium!"

He's like THAT kid.
User avatar #15 to #14 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Or that kid that you have to grow up with who talks **** on everyone, then gets the **** kicked out of him, and tries to play it off like he didn't lose the fight, but actually won. If you can actually follow all that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I can. Sadly. I'm like 60-80 % sure I was that kid growing up, and I'm pretty impressed with my mother not deciding to have a post-birth abortion, but I'm assuming that the youngest people on the site are around 16, and in spite of all the stupid **** one does when in puberty, we should all have SOME sense of self-disckishness levels at that age, but somehow some people continuously surprise me, and to those people some self criticism wouldn't hurt.
User avatar #17 to #16 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Inb4 tl;dr

Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
User avatar #18 to #17 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Indeed. But on the other hand, it shouldn't be necessary to harm another human being until they succumb to one's point of view. But sometimes it simply becomes a matter of which is more important, their physical well being or your sanity.
User avatar #19 to #18 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
True enough, it is a rare occasion when someone has to get hurt over a simple matter of being a ******** , and I regret my decisions to this day Only like, 3 months later mind you but in the end, I think we both gained from the experiance. He got to learn not to **** with people twice his size, and I get to move to a new school and brag to the thug kids about actually having an assault charge.

And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, that's how the story usually goes.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
The sad part is that his parents didn't want to even take it to court because he's a lil **** to them too, and they understood my cause better than his.
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