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Date Signed Up:9/01/2014
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#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on (untitled) +1
#34 - ScottP Comment deleted by notwalkingwaffles
#281 - I see, sorry I didn't pick up on it. 01/10/2016 on Remember #wastehistime ? 0
#7 - Comment deleted 01/10/2016 on (untitled) +1
#263 - Should Muslims then be glad that ISIS kill people because it g…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Remember #wastehistime ? +1
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#265 - derpthefifth (01/10/2016) [-]
It was a joke.
Although if they're actually 100% devout Muslims who believe that you should murder anyone who tries to stray from the teaching of Islam then yeah, i kinda tend to think they're happy about their beliefs being carried out. That's more about a stupid set of beliefs than anything else though, in this case we're talking about the point being basic human decency.
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#281 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
I see, sorry I didn't pick up on it.
#243 - Oh. I see. Well then, while I stand by my statement that killi… 01/09/2016 on Remember #wastehistime ? +1
#220 - First of all, than*. Second of all, you're speaking of bra… 01/09/2016 on Remember #wastehistime ? +1
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#211 - In that case, what is the justification of not killing yoursel… 01/09/2016 on Remember #wastehistime ? 0
#4 - Hot damn I'd like witchcraft classes. 01/09/2016 on go for him 0
#85 - If stabbing people for being dicks were a thing, you'd never h…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Remember #wastehistime ? +35
#196 - kanyesfishsticks (01/09/2016) [-]
what?
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#120 - commoncrunch (01/09/2016) [-]
What the fuck kind of metaphor was that?
#267 - xgolgothax (01/10/2016) [-]
I have no ikea
#237 - innocentbabies (01/09/2016) [-]
It was more of an analogy.
#131 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
for cows, silly.
#58 - Still though, you don't murder people over inane **** l…  [+] (32 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Remember #wastehistime ? +155
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#256 - derpthefifth (01/10/2016) [-]
Just be glad he did it, because it makes a point on behalf of all of us who aren't actually going to murder anyone.
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#263 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
Should Muslims then be glad that ISIS kill people because it gets the point across for all of those who don't?
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#265 - derpthefifth (01/10/2016) [-]
It was a joke.
Although if they're actually 100% devout Muslims who believe that you should murder anyone who tries to stray from the teaching of Islam then yeah, i kinda tend to think they're happy about their beliefs being carried out. That's more about a stupid set of beliefs than anything else though, in this case we're talking about the point being basic human decency.
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#281 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
I see, sorry I didn't pick up on it.
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#247 - severepwner (01/09/2016) [-]
I know this is technically murder, and it's wrong.

But in this context, I can't make myself care.
#235 - innocentbabies (01/09/2016) [-]
To be fair, though. He didn't.

It's fake
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#266 - derpthefifth (01/10/2016) [-]
Who cares if it's real as long as it makes the dumb cunts who would do this kind of thing take pause.
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#243 - notwalkingwaffles (01/09/2016) [-]
Oh. I see. Well then, while I stand by my statement that killing somebody over something so stupid is unacceptable and shouldn't be glorified as a heroic counterstrike to an abuser, I do acknowledge that I seem rather foolish right now.
#218 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
People like you disgust me more then killers like that.

At least they're brave to not be stepped on.
Virgin losers like you probably hold your anime pillows harder then you hold your dick.
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#220 - notwalkingwaffles (01/09/2016) [-]
First of all, than*.
Second of all, you're speaking of bravery and accusing me of cowardice, but are apparently reluctant to show your profile's name in your post.
Third of all, which bit is it you disagree with chum? The bit where literally murdering people who exploit your kindness isn't cool, or the bit where murder in general is not acceptable? And more interestingly: Why? What's the method of thought that brings you to these disagreements?
#210 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
There are so many people in this world I really don't care when a random person gets murdered. Life is not precious anymore, stab bitches over panties.
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#211 - notwalkingwaffles (01/09/2016) [-]
In that case, what is the justification of not killing yourself?
An argument from symmetry would have any reason to not kill yourself be a reason to not kill other people.
#172 - infinitereaper (01/09/2016) [-]
I like, totally agree with you man.
#168 - veryfahnyjokes (01/09/2016) [-]
On the other hand there's one less dumb cunt in the world. And this event may make stupid bitches like her to try to think before they do dumb shit. She got sacrificed for the greater good and nothing of value was lost. I call it a win win situation.
#279 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
You didn't read the article. It's obviously a joke. Or do you really think a judge let him off?
#106 - drewjitsu (01/09/2016) [-]
Crazy people who are at their wits end do, however, and those folks are abundant....which is why you don't toy with anyone's feelings like that. She didn't deserve it, but she brought it on herself.
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#91 - europe (01/09/2016) [-]
No, of course not
However if you're being a dick to a random person for no reason whatsoever then don't be surprised one of them might be crazy
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#147 - dreygur (01/09/2016) [-]
You don't even have to be that crazy. Any human being can go nuts within the first minutes of having his/her emotions torn apart just like that.
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#151 - europe (01/09/2016) [-]
Your emotions would only get 'torn apart' by something major
If it's just some random chick being a total bitch to you, I doubt you'd snap over that
A punch to the face? Maybe. But if you're perfectly sane you're unlikely to go beyond that
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#216 - nickelakon (01/09/2016) [-]
The article seemed to explain that he did love her, and that she made sure of this before hand.
the story is fake though
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#154 - dreygur (01/09/2016) [-]
Depends on how much you love her, I'd say. If, say, your life was bad before, and the love of your life seemingly has strong feelings towards you, it's probably going to be the happiest moment of your life, up until that point where you found out you've just been a fool to be laughed at.
I'd not justify the guy's action if the story were real, I'm just saying that even normal people can do the stupidest things when they're blinded by negative emotions.
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#157 - europe (01/09/2016) [-]
And I'm saying that those negative emotions can't be strong enough by something as relatively small as to what happened to that fellow
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#161 - dreygur (01/09/2016) [-]
It's relative. Potential relationship can be a life goal for some.
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#162 - europe (01/09/2016) [-]
Of course there are exceptions.. but if you're going to consider exceptions at every instance then you'll get nowhere
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#167 - dreygur (01/09/2016) [-]
My point still stands. I said any human being, and I didn't say that everyone would go nuts over that one event. Most would likely just get sad but get over it rather quickly.
#84 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Should teach people a lesson though. You never know what kind of crazy shit is going on in someone else's head.
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#85 - notwalkingwaffles (01/09/2016) [-]
If stabbing people for being dicks were a thing, you'd never have to visit IKEA to buy kitchen appliances.
#196 - kanyesfishsticks (01/09/2016) [-]
what?
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#120 - commoncrunch (01/09/2016) [-]
What the fuck kind of metaphor was that?
#267 - xgolgothax (01/10/2016) [-]
I have no ikea
#237 - innocentbabies (01/09/2016) [-]
It was more of an analogy.
#131 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
for cows, silly.
#6 - She removed the confidential label from a file and sent it dig… 01/09/2016 on Pig gets roasted over a... +1
#2 - While it's a cute little movie, I intrinsically really hate …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on such as life +1
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#3 - fennis (01/09/2016) [-]
war is progress, peace is stagnation

#4 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
That's a stupid saying used by people to justify war. You might as well say "God wants us to go to war", same amount of bull.
We have plenty progress all the time, because there are always hindrances to overcome. Or rich people want something new to spend stupid amounts of money buying. We innovate because that's what we do


We're not getting self-driving cars because we need that for warfare.
#3 - Of course she doesn't.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Hillary at it again +1
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#4 - ILIEKPEPSEE (01/09/2016) [-]
It's probably wishful thinking, but a guy can hope.
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#12 - I get it, it's a lot of money. Still doesn't make a whole …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Kung fu fraud 0
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#14 - Haruhi (01/08/2016) [-]
It's a felony. Felonies carry longer prison sentences. The fact is though that we're talking about max sentences. He likely will receive a much smaller sentence than the max.
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#22 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by notwalkingwaffles
User avatar #26 - spoogepooge (12/05/2015) [-]
Dick=you!
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User avatar #25 to #24 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
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#1 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/28/2014) [-]
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
User avatar #2 to #1 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Thank you, but I've gotta ask. Why?
#3 to #2 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
You thumbed down one of my comments. ****** bout to get hella real.....
User avatar #4 to #3 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Really? Well, I don't exactly recall. Could you be more specific?
User avatar #5 to #4 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
I may have misspoke, as it was content not comment, but is this juan: www.funnyjunk.com/By+far+favorite+grump+intro/movies/5335337/
User avatar #6 to #5 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah. I thumb down a lot of content I don't find funny, which is the intended purpose of the thumb system. Now, this ordeal seems a little strange however. Seeing as I'm not the only one who thumbed down your content, does this mean that you have further five other (I assume equally playfully sarcastic) posts going on other peoples' sites, or is it just me?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
User avatar #7 to #6 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, I was going to ******** everyone's walls, but being as I am very lazy, I gave up after one. And there was no mal-intent, just something to laugh at on the wall once in awhile.
User avatar #8 to #7 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I'm not good with the entire picking-up-sarcasm thing, which might explain my profile level being at -1. Glad it's not a huge thing though.
User avatar #9 to #8 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Just be happy you aren't that guy who stole a bunch of content and got red-thumbed into bannedness for it. Back when that was still a thing.....
User avatar #10 to #9 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
If you're referring to walkingwaffles, he was the guy who made "cartoons" on a poorly designed video-game site, but the stuff he uploaded was by his own design. He got bent for insulting admin in one of his scamming-for-money phases.
No affiliation, of course.
User avatar #11 to #10 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Not him, there was a guy who legitimately stole like, 500 comics, cropped out the watermarks, and put his own in. He got caught by one of the people he stole from, and the FJ community actually did something about it for once and he's IP permabanned now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know about that. But yeah, I'm glad I'm not that guy. Still, it takes a certain kind of ass hole to take somebody's product made from tedious work and creative resources and call it your own.
User avatar #13 to #12 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, he was kindof an asshole about it too, cause some people tried to call him out for it but he would just deny it and be an all-around little bitch about it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
God I hate that kind of person, they're like the personification of those kids you want to beat the **** out of in children's movies, the ones that are told by their parents "now Jimmy, don't you go into that big, dark dungeon and sacrifice your siblings in exchange for power", and then when the parents come back, he summoned a GOD DAMN LICH, and is sitting on a throne of skulls, and at the end the good guys have to save him because his own actions ****** him over, but the entire audience is just thinking "Don't! Leave him be to rot in his own filth and burn for a millennium!"

He's like THAT kid.
User avatar #15 to #14 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Or that kid that you have to grow up with who talks **** on everyone, then gets the **** kicked out of him, and tries to play it off like he didn't lose the fight, but actually won. If you can actually follow all that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I can. Sadly. I'm like 60-80 % sure I was that kid growing up, and I'm pretty impressed with my mother not deciding to have a post-birth abortion, but I'm assuming that the youngest people on the site are around 16, and in spite of all the stupid **** one does when in puberty, we should all have SOME sense of self-disckishness levels at that age, but somehow some people continuously surprise me, and to those people some self criticism wouldn't hurt.
User avatar #17 to #16 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Inb4 tl;dr

Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
User avatar #18 to #17 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Indeed. But on the other hand, it shouldn't be necessary to harm another human being until they succumb to one's point of view. But sometimes it simply becomes a matter of which is more important, their physical well being or your sanity.
User avatar #19 to #18 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
True enough, it is a rare occasion when someone has to get hurt over a simple matter of being a ******** , and I regret my decisions to this day Only like, 3 months later mind you but in the end, I think we both gained from the experiance. He got to learn not to **** with people twice his size, and I get to move to a new school and brag to the thug kids about actually having an assault charge.

And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, that's how the story usually goes.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
The sad part is that his parents didn't want to even take it to court because he's a lil **** to them too, and they understood my cause better than his.
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