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Date Signed Up:9/01/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#1 - Sometimes small questions lead to small discoveries, such as &… 09/18/2015 on Inspiring +3
#4 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2015 on Facebook -1
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#12 - There's a slight difference though, one is laughable as in &qu…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2015 on Fucken SJW hate Free Speech -43
#103 - comradewinter (09/18/2015) [-]
It was never a question whether or not it was due to his brown skin, but his Muslim beliefs. Islam is a culture. Texas is a culture. There's your comparison. If you think you can act the way you want because of your beliefs, you're a cunt. if you think you can act the way you want because you're Texan, you're a cunt. And you're not much smarter if you consider either of them to have complete unity and the exact same traits.
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#85 - Sethorein (09/18/2015) [-]
Oh muslims youre so crazy and violent and tuin every country you go to ^^

Oh texas youre all a bunch of inbred retard racists ^
^

#1 is islamaphobic
#2 is funny

Do ya get why this isnt nice? If you live in bloody austin you're not the same as some podunk hick from the mighty town of buttfuck (pop. 37). Idiots claiming merely by being texan you are identical to podunk mcbuttfuck aren't being very progressive aye?
#57 - greyhoundfd (09/18/2015) [-]
If I walked into a school building wearing armor and bearing a cross, even if none of it is technically dangerous, it still looks like shit's about to go down. If schools ignore even one thing that could lead to an attack, they are liable to be sued, so they are trained to never allow these things.

This kid was specifically told by a teacher he showed it to "Don't let other people see this" because it very distinctly looked like a bomb. The fact that it wasn't a bomb and the kid was arabic doesn't make this a case of racism any more than the kid shot for waving around a BB gun with no orange tip (who was also a black kid) is a case of racism. These are things that happen when you don't think and do things with serious consequences.
#25 - realitycheck (09/18/2015) [-]
Yeah, it makes it look as if there are millions of people who follow his religion who scream death to america and blow people up on a regular basis! WHAT UTTERLY UNSUBSTANTIATED RUMORS, RIGHT?
#10 - >Humanity existed before the universe was formed Seriously? 09/17/2015 on A gem for FJ 0
#13 - Also, I downloaded the MP3 file, in case it gets interesting. … 09/16/2015 on Guys 0
#12 - What the actual **** , at some point I heard some loud a… 09/16/2015 on Guys 0
#7 - Yeah, but you'd have to download origin.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2015 on Free games on steam & origin +2
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#9 - ghostp (09/16/2015) [-]
Additionally, I'm currently having problems with the origin version of the game which I didn't have with the pirated one, so in the end I might roll back to using a pirated version.

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#8 - ghostp (09/16/2015) [-]
Actually, you don't have to. Just log into your EA account with a web browser, navigate to the on the house and you can add it to your account by simply pressing download without having origin on your PC.

If you meant having origin as a necessity in order to launch the game, you can always pirate the game.
#68 - My pleasure. 09/16/2015 on Gyroscope 0
#6 - Ah, thanks. I was about to ask how come they didn't then c… 09/16/2015 on Scary Fact 0
#15 - It's the strong nuclear force. The potential energy betwee…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2015 on Question for the science... +1
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#18 - whyheloitisijimble (09/16/2015) [-]
Thank!
#14 - Mass doesn't just fall apart. It isn't a quantity that bre… 09/15/2015 on Question for the science... 0
#13 - Short story: No. Long story: The equation is… 09/15/2015 on Question for the science... +3
#4 - Sure, but for the same reason that I don't trust election prom… 09/15/2015 on who are you and what did... 0
#2 - At least that's how I imagine it going. 09/15/2015 on who are you and what did... 0
#1 - Oh hey yeah that thing we said, old policy, policy update, it'…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2015 on who are you and what did... 0
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#3 - geese (09/15/2015) [-]
yea, gotta see action instead of talk. But its a start
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#4 - notwalkingwaffles (09/15/2015) [-]
Sure, but for the same reason that I don't trust election promises, I do not trust this.
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#2 - notwalkingwaffles (09/15/2015) [-]
At least that's how I imagine it going.
#2 - Comment deleted 09/15/2015 on Math Class 0
#11 - Somebody once wrote something along the lines of "Ever no… 09/15/2015 on I Choose... 0
#3 - Clickbait. **** that. 09/15/2015 on Sad but worth the watch 0
#4 - It did, but what were you expecting, water as we know it magic…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2015 on Scary Fact 0
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#5 - ogomer (09/15/2015) [-]
Water vapor occurs when water is heated up, for example by the sun. Thus the water particles of the vapor will be warmer than the surrounding air plus water molecules weigh less than most other molecules in the air, so it rises. The vapor then gather in tiny tiny droplets on particles in the air. These droplets/particles are too small to gain a fall velocity due to atmospheric pressure. The particles move with the wind and is gathered into clouds, where they continue to grow. When they are heavy enough they fall to the ground as rain.
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#6 - notwalkingwaffles (09/16/2015) [-]
Ah, thanks.
I was about to ask how come they didn't then condense when they lost heat, but then I remembered the minute physics/minute earth video about how raindrops form.
Thank you, sir.
#6 - Comment deleted 09/15/2015 on YOUR FACTS AIN'T SHIT! 0
#1 - Heh, by continuously skipping 2 boxes in a single direction, y…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2015 on Psychic Boxes! -15
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#5 - myjunk (09/16/2015) [-]
I still don't find it funny though
#8 - huh. 09/15/2015 on Im on the phone 0
#6 - Oh, right. Probably, yeah. Didn't think of that. Then it's…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2015 on Im on the phone +1
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#7 - zonal (09/15/2015) [-]
Also, in the full video, they get put up on the video system like 3 times; and he never noticed, or got off his phone.
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#8 - notwalkingwaffles (09/15/2015) [-]
huh.
#4 - Well that's not ok. Granted, we don't know the context, bu…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2015 on Im on the phone +9
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#5 - zackarificous (09/15/2015) [-]
Most of these things that involve mascots are usually staged. Could you imagine the lawsuit that would occur if a mascot actually hit the guy?
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#6 - notwalkingwaffles (09/15/2015) [-]
Oh, right. Probably, yeah. Didn't think of that.
Then it's not that sucky a situation.
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#7 - zonal (09/15/2015) [-]
Also, in the full video, they get put up on the video system like 3 times; and he never noticed, or got off his phone.
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#8 - notwalkingwaffles (09/15/2015) [-]
huh.
#62 - Sadly, no. Even if we (hypothetically speaking, assuming the t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2015 on Gyroscope +1
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#67 - zenler (09/16/2015) [-]
damn man, ty for the answer
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#68 - notwalkingwaffles (09/16/2015) [-]
My pleasure.

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#22 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by notwalkingwaffles
User avatar #26 - spoogepooge (12/05/2015) [-]
Dick=you!
User avatar #24 - Falkor (10/28/2015) [-]
User avatar #25 to #24 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
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#1 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/28/2014) [-]
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
User avatar #2 to #1 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Thank you, but I've gotta ask. Why?
#3 to #2 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
You thumbed down one of my comments. ****** bout to get hella real.....
User avatar #4 to #3 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Really? Well, I don't exactly recall. Could you be more specific?
User avatar #5 to #4 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
I may have misspoke, as it was content not comment, but is this juan: www.funnyjunk.com/By+far+favorite+grump+intro/movies/5335337/
User avatar #6 to #5 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah. I thumb down a lot of content I don't find funny, which is the intended purpose of the thumb system. Now, this ordeal seems a little strange however. Seeing as I'm not the only one who thumbed down your content, does this mean that you have further five other (I assume equally playfully sarcastic) posts going on other peoples' sites, or is it just me?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
User avatar #7 to #6 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, I was going to ******** everyone's walls, but being as I am very lazy, I gave up after one. And there was no mal-intent, just something to laugh at on the wall once in awhile.
User avatar #8 to #7 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I'm not good with the entire picking-up-sarcasm thing, which might explain my profile level being at -1. Glad it's not a huge thing though.
User avatar #9 to #8 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Just be happy you aren't that guy who stole a bunch of content and got red-thumbed into bannedness for it. Back when that was still a thing.....
User avatar #10 to #9 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
If you're referring to walkingwaffles, he was the guy who made "cartoons" on a poorly designed video-game site, but the stuff he uploaded was by his own design. He got bent for insulting admin in one of his scamming-for-money phases.
No affiliation, of course.
User avatar #11 to #10 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Not him, there was a guy who legitimately stole like, 500 comics, cropped out the watermarks, and put his own in. He got caught by one of the people he stole from, and the FJ community actually did something about it for once and he's IP permabanned now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know about that. But yeah, I'm glad I'm not that guy. Still, it takes a certain kind of ass hole to take somebody's product made from tedious work and creative resources and call it your own.
User avatar #13 to #12 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, he was kindof an asshole about it too, cause some people tried to call him out for it but he would just deny it and be an all-around little bitch about it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
God I hate that kind of person, they're like the personification of those kids you want to beat the **** out of in children's movies, the ones that are told by their parents "now Jimmy, don't you go into that big, dark dungeon and sacrifice your siblings in exchange for power", and then when the parents come back, he summoned a GOD DAMN LICH, and is sitting on a throne of skulls, and at the end the good guys have to save him because his own actions ****** him over, but the entire audience is just thinking "Don't! Leave him be to rot in his own filth and burn for a millennium!"

He's like THAT kid.
User avatar #15 to #14 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Or that kid that you have to grow up with who talks **** on everyone, then gets the **** kicked out of him, and tries to play it off like he didn't lose the fight, but actually won. If you can actually follow all that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I can. Sadly. I'm like 60-80 % sure I was that kid growing up, and I'm pretty impressed with my mother not deciding to have a post-birth abortion, but I'm assuming that the youngest people on the site are around 16, and in spite of all the stupid **** one does when in puberty, we should all have SOME sense of self-disckishness levels at that age, but somehow some people continuously surprise me, and to those people some self criticism wouldn't hurt.
User avatar #17 to #16 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Inb4 tl;dr

Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
User avatar #18 to #17 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Indeed. But on the other hand, it shouldn't be necessary to harm another human being until they succumb to one's point of view. But sometimes it simply becomes a matter of which is more important, their physical well being or your sanity.
User avatar #19 to #18 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
True enough, it is a rare occasion when someone has to get hurt over a simple matter of being a ******** , and I regret my decisions to this day Only like, 3 months later mind you but in the end, I think we both gained from the experiance. He got to learn not to **** with people twice his size, and I get to move to a new school and brag to the thug kids about actually having an assault charge.

And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, that's how the story usually goes.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
The sad part is that his parents didn't want to even take it to court because he's a lil **** to them too, and they understood my cause better than his.
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