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Date Signed Up:9/01/2014
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#13 - Oh. To be honest, I thought it was your profile picture.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on The new thing 0
#14 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
nope
#11 - Eh, jokes about murder are often humorous.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on The new thing 0
#12 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
they just don't get my subtle genius
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#13 - notwalkingwaffles (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh.
To be honest, I thought it was your profile picture.
#14 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
nope
#35 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… 01/11/2016 on Thoughts? 0
#4 - He can also be mislead by a distraction, and a powerful sorcer…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Thor +21
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#5 - iwillrulenorway (01/12/2016) [-]
bucky was just hiding by normal means though, and in the comics heimdall could find anyone who wasn't hiding using really powerful magic just by thinking of them, so bucky should not have been any trouble at all.
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#6 - notwalkingwaffles (01/12/2016) [-]
Except Heimdahl might've had more important things to watch.
#13 - dorg (20 hours ago) [-]
Like porn.
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#7 - iwillrulenorway (01/12/2016) [-]
more the case of captain america just not asking I guess.

would have taken 30 seconds and a megical textmessage to sort it out otherwise
#8 - CommonJoo (23 hours ago) [-]
True. Cap just never knew. If he did request it Heimdalh can't really refuse an order from the son of Odin
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#12 - draylon (22 hours ago) [-]
He can Totally refuse, especially if he views it a trivial matter that might interrupt his true duties.
#11 - >15 years old Your generation hasn't done anything.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Songs then and now +11
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#22 - ablakguy (23 hours ago) [-]
This comment is just imitating youtube comments on videos of older or non popular/mainstream music.
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#23 - notwalkingwaffles (23 hours ago) [-]
Damn. I'm retarded.
#18 - drumandbass (01/12/2016) [-]
not true.

15yo beg their parents for shit music cd/mp3's -> shit music grosses more -> more shit music will get made because of gross.
#10 - I genuinely believe that you are mistaken. Songs are like …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Songs then and now +2
#13 - vlkafenryka (01/11/2016) [-]
My dad was born in 1959 and started collecting records when he was 11. He has not stopped and if he sees something he remembers he or his dad or a friend or joey down the blocks older cousins boyfriend liked, he buys it, good bad or otherwise. I have so many vinyl records from between the 40s and 80s i have several bookshelves dedicated to them. There is a definite higher amount of lower quality music produced and consumed today.
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#14 - notwalkingwaffles (01/11/2016) [-]
Perhaps, since the market for music has been growing as the technology to play it has developed to become common household items, and to make it easier to use, combined with the market for clubs and parties, it seems plausible that there is just more music being produced, good and bad. Of course you're not going to get a legendary guitar solo nearly as often as it's an instrument that has fallen to become more of a rhythm instrument in popular music, where it was once a leading, melodic feature.
Of course there is also the chance that you are correct.
#16 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on The Facts +3
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#27 - darknak (01/12/2016) [-]
I say it depends on who. I know a girl and a guy who both went into sex change. From kindergarten we knew the girls really wasn't a girl, by the way she was, by the way she saw herself, etc.. As for the guy, he was in is mid 20s when he decided to change sex. it was that or the rope, he couldn't live anymore with the feeling of being a girl but seing a guy every time he looked in the mirror
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#28 - darknak (01/12/2016) [-]
the girl hasn't changed sex yet tho, she wants to wait for the 20s too. but now she does everything like a boy, minus the penis. and honestly, i haven't seem them both better with themselves before they decided to go for it.
#8 - You think that's weird? Rape fantasies are normal. I … 01/11/2016 on Anon has a dream 0
#2 - You want something like that? Legend of Queen Opala. … 01/11/2016 on Zelda dlc +1
#9 - "Man, if only I had a gun right now..."  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2016 on The new thing 0
#10 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
people are too nice here.
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#11 - notwalkingwaffles (01/11/2016) [-]
Eh, jokes about murder are often humorous.
#12 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
they just don't get my subtle genius
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#13 - notwalkingwaffles (01/11/2016) [-]
Oh.
To be honest, I thought it was your profile picture.
#14 - simonhatesfj (01/11/2016) [-]
nope
#56 - I mean, we are talking about the original two comments, right? 01/11/2016 on Cowardice 0
#55 - I would wager so, yes. 01/11/2016 on Cowardice -1
#114 - That we're sarcastic as **** and tired of people seekin… 01/11/2016 on Chose a button +2
#39 - If you meet one asshole a day, you've met an asshole. If y… 01/11/2016 on Why would you do that? 0
#47 - In this context, the support of which you speak is updating yo…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Cowardice +6
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#113 - EventHorizon (01/11/2016) [-]
Again, this is insinuating that the "right" is doing anything at all itself to offer support. You can't criticize the efforts of one group when yours are nonexistent; it's categorically hypocritical.
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#114 - notwalkingwaffles (01/11/2016) [-]
See, now you made the fatal flaw that by not arguing for your standpoint, I must be belonging to the other extreme.
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#115 - EventHorizon (01/11/2016) [-]
You made the fatal flaw of assuming "you" is directed at you, and not the hyperbolic "you" that's been used as the subject thus far.
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#117 - notwalkingwaffles (01/12/2016) [-]
Nevermind that, I just had a stroke or something, replace the last sentence in my comment with "I can't find a single case where 'you' was not the literal "you" in your original comment."
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#116 - notwalkingwaffles (01/12/2016) [-]
I see. My bad. You see, I can't find a single case in the other comments where you was not in the literal "you" in your original comment.
#100 - rockerforlife (01/11/2016) [-]
it's for SUPPORT and it works, it's about sending a message, not eradicating the terrorists, jfc

look, it's Gerard Araud

the Ambassador of France to the United States

thanking us for our support
#105 - migueldecervantes (01/11/2016) [-]
Our two countries have been through their greatest revolution together. We are indeed very thankful for your support.
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#109 - rockerforlife (01/11/2016) [-]
If anything the new American government was less than willing to support the new French republic because the debt that we owed them was to the French king and not the republic.

Although Facebook might seem like a shallow medium on which to express our condolences and support, it does not make them any less real and we will continue to support our oldest ally for years to come.
#122 - migueldecervantes (15 hours ago) [-]
Thank you, friend.
#52 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
So the insinuation is that the right isn't also full of couch supporters?
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#56 - notwalkingwaffles (01/11/2016) [-]
I mean, we are talking about the original two comments, right?
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#55 - notwalkingwaffles (01/11/2016) [-]
I would wager so, yes.
#14 - You know how when you shine light through a thin grid onto a w… 01/10/2016 on no such thing +1
#12 - Diffraction = wave phenomenon.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on no such thing 0
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#13 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
Whut?
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#14 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
You know how when you shine light through a thin grid onto a wall and several dots appear there? That's because there's a thing called an electric field and a thing called a magnetic field, and light is a sine wave of a magnetic field plus a sine wave of an electric field, meaning that when it goes through a grid, it will create constructive interference at some points on the wall.
That's wave-like behaviour and really fuck'n awesome!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffraction
#10 - I see. The manner in which I understood that something can…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on no such thing 0
#11 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
I still can't comprehend how light is a wave. To me it's still a particle.

Man, fuck quantum mechanics.
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#12 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
Diffraction = wave phenomenon.
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#13 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
Whut?
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#14 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
You know how when you shine light through a thin grid onto a wall and several dots appear there? That's because there's a thing called an electric field and a thing called a magnetic field, and light is a sine wave of a magnetic field plus a sine wave of an electric field, meaning that when it goes through a grid, it will create constructive interference at some points on the wall.
That's wave-like behaviour and really fuck'n awesome!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffraction
#1 - I'm gonna need some sauce for those claims. 01/10/2016 on Europe +5
#10 - Indeed. That was my point though, as a response to your or… 01/10/2016 on change the way we think 0
#8 - The education of which I speak, or the education to which the …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on change the way we think 0
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#9 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
The former
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#10 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
Indeed.
That was my point though, as a response to your original statement that [...] "if a kid says "I want to drive trains" then the education system may not be the ideal place for that profession", because apparently it's a requirement.
#6 - In Denmark, the educational system has 10 years of basic schoo…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on change the way we think 0
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#7 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
I'd wager it's a tad more specialised than a normal school, though.
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#8 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
The education of which I speak, or the education to which the OP's post references?
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#9 - platinumaltaria (01/10/2016) [-]
The former
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#10 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
Indeed.
That was my point though, as a response to your original statement that [...] "if a kid says "I want to drive trains" then the education system may not be the ideal place for that profession", because apparently it's a requirement.
#6 - See, that's one way of thinking about it, because that's how l…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/10/2016 on no such thing 0
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#8 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
At some point I heard that "Nothing that carries information moves faster than light" as opposed to "nothing travels faster than light".

Take a point in space, and launch two photons from it in opposite directions. The distance between the two photons increases at twice the speed of light, but the distance doesn't carry information because it's an abstract concept and is a relationship between two objects that do carry information. To find the distance, you need to observe each photon.

I'll have to admit that all I know about light is that it's series of particles moving at a certain speed, but I still don't understand how it's also "waves".

But as I've said, darkness is the idea of absence of light, and apparently can travel at speed higher than the speed of light like you said according to the aforementioned definition.
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#9 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
That is, darkness is still an abstract concept, so I'd guess you can't really observe it directly. I just don't feel like agreeing on it's comparison to a liquid (or a gas) in terms of behavior.
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#10 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
I see.
The manner in which I understood that something can travel faster than light is that light's wavefunction can be described as a wave packet - that is a wave-like package of waves.
In this sense, the package can move at speed c at tops, but the individual waves that it contains can move much faster, but must always be confined to the package.
I think you're right though.
#11 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
I still can't comprehend how light is a wave. To me it's still a particle.

Man, fuck quantum mechanics.
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#12 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
Diffraction = wave phenomenon.
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#13 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
Whut?
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#14 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
You know how when you shine light through a thin grid onto a wall and several dots appear there? That's because there's a thing called an electric field and a thing called a magnetic field, and light is a sine wave of a magnetic field plus a sine wave of an electric field, meaning that when it goes through a grid, it will create constructive interference at some points on the wall.
That's wave-like behaviour and really fuck'n awesome!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffraction
#4 - I think you're right. Since darkness can be described as a…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/10/2016 on no such thing +1
#5 - greyblade (01/10/2016) [-]
yeah. plus, due to the spread of the light, the darkness can be condsidered to be moving at the speed of light in the direction of the laser, but when moving across the disk, we actually see numerous lines of light stop individually one after another. the darkness isn't moving faster than light - a number of different "darknesses" are arriving in close proximity in a series of unconnected events which occur faster than light travels.

simply put, the movement itself is something of an illusion, since it's perpendicular to the actual route taken by the light itself.

fun though
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#6 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
See, that's one way of thinking about it, because that's how light works. Light particles (photons) are separate particles (and waves because quantum mechanics and electrodynamics), but darkness is not. Your description also fits, but darkness being nothing - one easily deformable pile of nothing - means that it can be regarded more like a liquid.
Even slow moving objects through a normal liquid has a tiny gap behind it because the liquid takes a finite time to catch up to it because it has a finite speed, and it takes a finite time for the pressure wave in front of the object to spread out meaning that it takes time for the liquid to notice that it has moved.
Darkness does not take time to catch up to light, implying that it travels at infinite speeds to accommodate the shape it has around the light.

It's an interesting thought I'll give ya that.
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#8 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
At some point I heard that "Nothing that carries information moves faster than light" as opposed to "nothing travels faster than light".

Take a point in space, and launch two photons from it in opposite directions. The distance between the two photons increases at twice the speed of light, but the distance doesn't carry information because it's an abstract concept and is a relationship between two objects that do carry information. To find the distance, you need to observe each photon.

I'll have to admit that all I know about light is that it's series of particles moving at a certain speed, but I still don't understand how it's also "waves".

But as I've said, darkness is the idea of absence of light, and apparently can travel at speed higher than the speed of light like you said according to the aforementioned definition.
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#9 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
That is, darkness is still an abstract concept, so I'd guess you can't really observe it directly. I just don't feel like agreeing on it's comparison to a liquid (or a gas) in terms of behavior.
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#10 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
I see.
The manner in which I understood that something can travel faster than light is that light's wavefunction can be described as a wave packet - that is a wave-like package of waves.
In this sense, the package can move at speed c at tops, but the individual waves that it contains can move much faster, but must always be confined to the package.
I think you're right though.
#11 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
I still can't comprehend how light is a wave. To me it's still a particle.

Man, fuck quantum mechanics.
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#12 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
Diffraction = wave phenomenon.
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#13 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
Whut?
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#14 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
You know how when you shine light through a thin grid onto a wall and several dots appear there? That's because there's a thing called an electric field and a thing called a magnetic field, and light is a sine wave of a magnetic field plus a sine wave of an electric field, meaning that when it goes through a grid, it will create constructive interference at some points on the wall.
That's wave-like behaviour and really fuck'n awesome!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffraction
#2 - 1: A word does not have to be an example of its meaning. 2…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/10/2016 on no such thing +21
#3 - greyblade (01/10/2016) [-]
for 3, that's not necessarily true.

example given here: www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3956
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#4 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
I think you're right.
Since darkness can be described as a function of "if there's a photon, then it's 0, if not it is 1" as a consequence of not being an actual thing, it is analogous to the dot on the moon.
Thus the phrase "nothing moves faster than light" becomes technically true.
#5 - greyblade (01/10/2016) [-]
yeah. plus, due to the spread of the light, the darkness can be condsidered to be moving at the speed of light in the direction of the laser, but when moving across the disk, we actually see numerous lines of light stop individually one after another. the darkness isn't moving faster than light - a number of different "darknesses" are arriving in close proximity in a series of unconnected events which occur faster than light travels.

simply put, the movement itself is something of an illusion, since it's perpendicular to the actual route taken by the light itself.

fun though
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#6 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
See, that's one way of thinking about it, because that's how light works. Light particles (photons) are separate particles (and waves because quantum mechanics and electrodynamics), but darkness is not. Your description also fits, but darkness being nothing - one easily deformable pile of nothing - means that it can be regarded more like a liquid.
Even slow moving objects through a normal liquid has a tiny gap behind it because the liquid takes a finite time to catch up to it because it has a finite speed, and it takes a finite time for the pressure wave in front of the object to spread out meaning that it takes time for the liquid to notice that it has moved.
Darkness does not take time to catch up to light, implying that it travels at infinite speeds to accommodate the shape it has around the light.

It's an interesting thought I'll give ya that.
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#8 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
At some point I heard that "Nothing that carries information moves faster than light" as opposed to "nothing travels faster than light".

Take a point in space, and launch two photons from it in opposite directions. The distance between the two photons increases at twice the speed of light, but the distance doesn't carry information because it's an abstract concept and is a relationship between two objects that do carry information. To find the distance, you need to observe each photon.

I'll have to admit that all I know about light is that it's series of particles moving at a certain speed, but I still don't understand how it's also "waves".

But as I've said, darkness is the idea of absence of light, and apparently can travel at speed higher than the speed of light like you said according to the aforementioned definition.
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#9 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
That is, darkness is still an abstract concept, so I'd guess you can't really observe it directly. I just don't feel like agreeing on it's comparison to a liquid (or a gas) in terms of behavior.
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#10 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
I see.
The manner in which I understood that something can travel faster than light is that light's wavefunction can be described as a wave packet - that is a wave-like package of waves.
In this sense, the package can move at speed c at tops, but the individual waves that it contains can move much faster, but must always be confined to the package.
I think you're right though.
#11 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
I still can't comprehend how light is a wave. To me it's still a particle.

Man, fuck quantum mechanics.
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#12 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
Diffraction = wave phenomenon.
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#13 - afaik (01/10/2016) [-]
Whut?
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#14 - notwalkingwaffles (01/10/2016) [-]
You know how when you shine light through a thin grid onto a wall and several dots appear there? That's because there's a thing called an electric field and a thing called a magnetic field, and light is a sine wave of a magnetic field plus a sine wave of an electric field, meaning that when it goes through a grid, it will create constructive interference at some points on the wall.
That's wave-like behaviour and really fuck'n awesome!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffraction

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#22 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by notwalkingwaffles
User avatar #26 - spoogepooge (12/05/2015) [-]
Dick=you!
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User avatar #25 to #24 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
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#1 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/28/2014) [-]
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
User avatar #2 to #1 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Thank you, but I've gotta ask. Why?
#3 to #2 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
You thumbed down one of my comments. ****** bout to get hella real.....
User avatar #4 to #3 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Really? Well, I don't exactly recall. Could you be more specific?
User avatar #5 to #4 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
I may have misspoke, as it was content not comment, but is this juan: www.funnyjunk.com/By+far+favorite+grump+intro/movies/5335337/
User avatar #6 to #5 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah. I thumb down a lot of content I don't find funny, which is the intended purpose of the thumb system. Now, this ordeal seems a little strange however. Seeing as I'm not the only one who thumbed down your content, does this mean that you have further five other (I assume equally playfully sarcastic) posts going on other peoples' sites, or is it just me?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
User avatar #7 to #6 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, I was going to ******** everyone's walls, but being as I am very lazy, I gave up after one. And there was no mal-intent, just something to laugh at on the wall once in awhile.
User avatar #8 to #7 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I'm not good with the entire picking-up-sarcasm thing, which might explain my profile level being at -1. Glad it's not a huge thing though.
User avatar #9 to #8 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Just be happy you aren't that guy who stole a bunch of content and got red-thumbed into bannedness for it. Back when that was still a thing.....
User avatar #10 to #9 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
If you're referring to walkingwaffles, he was the guy who made "cartoons" on a poorly designed video-game site, but the stuff he uploaded was by his own design. He got bent for insulting admin in one of his scamming-for-money phases.
No affiliation, of course.
User avatar #11 to #10 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Not him, there was a guy who legitimately stole like, 500 comics, cropped out the watermarks, and put his own in. He got caught by one of the people he stole from, and the FJ community actually did something about it for once and he's IP permabanned now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know about that. But yeah, I'm glad I'm not that guy. Still, it takes a certain kind of ass hole to take somebody's product made from tedious work and creative resources and call it your own.
User avatar #13 to #12 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, he was kindof an asshole about it too, cause some people tried to call him out for it but he would just deny it and be an all-around little bitch about it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
God I hate that kind of person, they're like the personification of those kids you want to beat the **** out of in children's movies, the ones that are told by their parents "now Jimmy, don't you go into that big, dark dungeon and sacrifice your siblings in exchange for power", and then when the parents come back, he summoned a GOD DAMN LICH, and is sitting on a throne of skulls, and at the end the good guys have to save him because his own actions ****** him over, but the entire audience is just thinking "Don't! Leave him be to rot in his own filth and burn for a millennium!"

He's like THAT kid.
User avatar #15 to #14 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Or that kid that you have to grow up with who talks **** on everyone, then gets the **** kicked out of him, and tries to play it off like he didn't lose the fight, but actually won. If you can actually follow all that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I can. Sadly. I'm like 60-80 % sure I was that kid growing up, and I'm pretty impressed with my mother not deciding to have a post-birth abortion, but I'm assuming that the youngest people on the site are around 16, and in spite of all the stupid **** one does when in puberty, we should all have SOME sense of self-disckishness levels at that age, but somehow some people continuously surprise me, and to those people some self criticism wouldn't hurt.
User avatar #17 to #16 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Inb4 tl;dr

Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
User avatar #18 to #17 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Indeed. But on the other hand, it shouldn't be necessary to harm another human being until they succumb to one's point of view. But sometimes it simply becomes a matter of which is more important, their physical well being or your sanity.
User avatar #19 to #18 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
True enough, it is a rare occasion when someone has to get hurt over a simple matter of being a ******** , and I regret my decisions to this day Only like, 3 months later mind you but in the end, I think we both gained from the experiance. He got to learn not to **** with people twice his size, and I get to move to a new school and brag to the thug kids about actually having an assault charge.

And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, that's how the story usually goes.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
The sad part is that his parents didn't want to even take it to court because he's a lil **** to them too, and they understood my cause better than his.
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