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#33 - No. It's not coming out of the black hole. The flare i…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/06/2015 on NASA: Object from Black Hole +1
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#53 - fitchy (11/06/2015) [-]
then you should know mass can be expelled fom a black hole. albeit in ludicrous amounts, but it can be done.
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#57 - notwalkingwaffles (11/06/2015) [-]
The only way mass escapes from a black hole is, as far as I know, Hawking radiation.
Did you read the NASA article though?
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#62 - fitchy (11/06/2015) [-]
na, but also a black holes life span is finite, they everntually expell their mass in the form of quasars. This is only found in supermassive black holes I believe, however it is still an expulsion of mass.
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#66 - notwalkingwaffles (11/06/2015) [-]
In other words, it is not the black hole losing mass, it's the black hole gaining it that causes them.
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#68 - fitchy (11/06/2015) [-]
again, fair. I was under the influence they came about at the end of a black holes life.
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#65 - notwalkingwaffles (11/06/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasar
See, that's where you're wrong.
From the wiki:

"[...] there is now a scientific consensus that a quasar is a compact region in the center of a massive galaxy surrounding a central supermassive black hole."
They don't expell their mass in the form of quasars.
A quasar's light beam is coming from an active galactic nuclei which is when a shitton of stuff is orbiting around a black hole, becomes dense AROUND the black hole, becomes really hot, ionized and then ejecting a shitload of photons (radio-, micro-, X-rays and that shit), thus loosing kinetic energy and falling further into the black hole (rinse and repeat).

Where do you get these ideas?
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#67 - fitchy (11/06/2015) [-]
well that's fair, although obviously some form of mass must be released. a black hole is finite, maybe not through quasars, but even radiation has mass, however small it may be. I'm not saying this story is real because it obviously isnt, however, I believe there are ways the singularity degrades.
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#69 - notwalkingwaffles (11/06/2015) [-]
They do according to Stephen Hawking.

The theory behind it is really cool too!
Basically, when a radiation field is high enough in energy, you can make particles out of the energy. This usually comes in the form of electron-positron pairs, as they're very light in mass.
If this happens just around the surface of a black hole (the radius of the surface being slightly bigger than the radius from which light cannot escape it), one of the two newly made particles has the possibility to escape it, if the energy it gets is high enough.
This means that the black hole's field loses energy (since the particle escaped), and the only way that can be is if it loses mass inside the black hole.
This is called "Hawking Radiation", and it's really fucking awesome!

The "field" of which I spoke, came from the black body radiation (fancy way of saying warm things glow), and the black hole spinning around itself.

It's really cool stuff.
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#70 - fitchy (11/06/2015) [-]
yeah, I've looked into hawking radiation before. it's a pretty cool concept, however i thought quasars were the point of critical mass a black hole reached, and it basically ripping apart. I was wrong though
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#71 - notwalkingwaffles (11/06/2015) [-]
Yup, still though, I'm glad you're open to argumentation.
#56 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
It can't be expelled from a black hole. Once something passes the event horizon, it is the black hole. The mass expulsions come from the matter still on this side of the event horizon, not the black hole.
#105 - That's like being liked by the smartest kid in special ed.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2015 on So I Went to the Hardware... 0
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#108 - iminschool (11/05/2015) [-]
lol, I like that
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#4 - That's nostalgia speaking. 11/03/2015 on Do you know what I really... -1
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#10 - If I have been in a coma for 20 years, and I perceive myself a… 11/03/2015 on (untitled) +1
#12 - And all of that science is built on advances done by the Greek. 11/03/2015 on England Yes 0
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#33 - Wow, gee, it's almost like that's a thing that most people sho… 11/03/2015 on Jew spots penny on floor 0
#2 - It's like game of thrones but with more retards. 11/02/2015 on A Harrowing Tale +1
#1 - But that's not a spoon?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2015 on Lick the spoon +1
#2 - kanadetenshi (11/02/2015) [-]
I see you've played spoony whisky before.
#7 - If claiming you had sex was an extension of sex, the age at wh… 11/02/2015 on Drunken Anon Explains Women -1
#5 - That and the ability to cry rape/pedophilia/violence/just cryi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2015 on Drunken Anon Explains Women +3
#6 - anon (11/02/2015) [-]
That's kind of an extension of sex, isn't it?
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#7 - notwalkingwaffles (11/02/2015) [-]
If claiming you had sex was an extension of sex, the age at which most people lost their virginity would be much lower.
It's related in theme, I'll give you that, but they are far from the same thing.
It's a social power rather to make people believe in them, and exploit a system designed to aid them/others in order to have their ways.
The fact that sex is the thing they are usually being protected against is only relevant because of how sexual crimes are perceived as excessively heinous (cue Special Victims Unit's "DUN-DUNN!"), and I don't see how claiming your boyfriend hit you (the violence part) is an extension of sex at all, but maybe I'm not kinky enough for that.
#46 - A thing I've noticed is that girls mostly speak in anecdotal t… 11/01/2015 on When females lead... +4
#90 - As far as I've understood boners, when the dick fills with blo… 11/01/2015 on Is Someone Injured? 0
#6 - Can somebody please graph the function that the dog peed and m… 10/31/2015 on glow:wave2:selling willows... 0
#15 - Simply put, you don't have pain nerves in your eyes, and the … 10/31/2015 on Shadow of the moon during... +5
#108 - I figure by it being his content and income. I mean, that'… 10/30/2015 on At least FJ doesn't hotlink, 0
#23 - No. No it wasn't.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2015 on At least FJ doesn't hotlink, -11
#27 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]
Then perhaps that's what you should have meant to say instead.
#2 - "I will just depict people who believe other things than …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2015 on (untitled) +6
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#6 - anonymoussarcasm (10/28/2015) [-]
Always never understand why people think that that is an effective argument. Straw man fallacies are the worst.
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#5 - No problem, **** happens. 10/28/2015 on At least FJ doesn't hotlink, +1
#2 - He's in the right though.  [+] (12 new replies) 10/28/2015 on At least FJ doesn't hotlink, +143
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#13 - sciencedebunk (10/29/2015) [-]
How do you figure? "hotlinking" isn't illegal under copyright law and the source was properly attributed. If a website host doesn't want their images hotlinked, the burden is on them to check the referrer in the HTTP header and serve/not serve accordingly.

You can argue what Huffington did was impolite, but it's not really their fault The Oatmeal's website was improperly configured for his intended policy.

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#108 - notwalkingwaffles (10/30/2015) [-]
I figure by it being his content and income.
I mean, that's a pretty shitty thing to do when you don't credit the guy who made it in the first place properly.
#102 - sacrilegious (10/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, but writing an "article" about his comic and posting it for your own gain is kinda shitty.
#69 - someoneforamoment (10/29/2015) [-]
Bandwith. He has to pay for the bandwith of every image download. If enough people read that article than it adds up to a noticeable amount.
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#92 - assyria (10/29/2015) [-]
>you can't read this on this site but you can read it on this one
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#55 - nanako (10/29/2015) [-]
I would say you could argue the case. While hotlinking in itself is largely minor and irrelevant, it becomes a much bigger problem in this case because the hotlinking is done BY a huffington post writer, in a news story which will have a lot of readers.

This results in a sudden, large spike of traffic to the oatmeal, and hence generates a more noticeable cost.

I highly doubt the cost is anywhere near the full amount of the bill though, but its definitely something
#28 - Whytemane (10/29/2015) [-]
They didn't properly attribute him. They attributed ANOTHER SITE, instead of him.
#11 - doctersmiles (10/29/2015) [-]
he's in the right, but fuck oatmeal*
is what you meant to say
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#23 - notwalkingwaffles (10/29/2015) [-]
No.
No it wasn't.
#27 - anon (10/29/2015) [-]
Then perhaps that's what you should have meant to say instead.
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#4 - jesusisagoose (10/28/2015) [-]
oh, i read the article wrong. sorry
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#5 - notwalkingwaffles (10/28/2015) [-]
No problem, shit happens.
#5 - Dead. 10/28/2015 on Giving up +2
#11 - This should in stead say: "Doesn't have a lot of… 10/28/2015 on Big mac -3

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#22 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by notwalkingwaffles
User avatar #26 - spoogepooge (12/05/2015) [-]
Dick=you!
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User avatar #25 to #24 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
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#1 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/28/2014) [-]
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
User avatar #2 to #1 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Thank you, but I've gotta ask. Why?
#3 to #2 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
You thumbed down one of my comments. ****** bout to get hella real.....
User avatar #4 to #3 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Really? Well, I don't exactly recall. Could you be more specific?
User avatar #5 to #4 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
I may have misspoke, as it was content not comment, but is this juan: www.funnyjunk.com/By+far+favorite+grump+intro/movies/5335337/
User avatar #6 to #5 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah. I thumb down a lot of content I don't find funny, which is the intended purpose of the thumb system. Now, this ordeal seems a little strange however. Seeing as I'm not the only one who thumbed down your content, does this mean that you have further five other (I assume equally playfully sarcastic) posts going on other peoples' sites, or is it just me?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
User avatar #7 to #6 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, I was going to ******** everyone's walls, but being as I am very lazy, I gave up after one. And there was no mal-intent, just something to laugh at on the wall once in awhile.
User avatar #8 to #7 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I'm not good with the entire picking-up-sarcasm thing, which might explain my profile level being at -1. Glad it's not a huge thing though.
User avatar #9 to #8 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Just be happy you aren't that guy who stole a bunch of content and got red-thumbed into bannedness for it. Back when that was still a thing.....
User avatar #10 to #9 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
If you're referring to walkingwaffles, he was the guy who made "cartoons" on a poorly designed video-game site, but the stuff he uploaded was by his own design. He got bent for insulting admin in one of his scamming-for-money phases.
No affiliation, of course.
User avatar #11 to #10 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Not him, there was a guy who legitimately stole like, 500 comics, cropped out the watermarks, and put his own in. He got caught by one of the people he stole from, and the FJ community actually did something about it for once and he's IP permabanned now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know about that. But yeah, I'm glad I'm not that guy. Still, it takes a certain kind of ass hole to take somebody's product made from tedious work and creative resources and call it your own.
User avatar #13 to #12 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, he was kindof an asshole about it too, cause some people tried to call him out for it but he would just deny it and be an all-around little bitch about it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
God I hate that kind of person, they're like the personification of those kids you want to beat the **** out of in children's movies, the ones that are told by their parents "now Jimmy, don't you go into that big, dark dungeon and sacrifice your siblings in exchange for power", and then when the parents come back, he summoned a GOD DAMN LICH, and is sitting on a throne of skulls, and at the end the good guys have to save him because his own actions ****** him over, but the entire audience is just thinking "Don't! Leave him be to rot in his own filth and burn for a millennium!"

He's like THAT kid.
User avatar #15 to #14 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Or that kid that you have to grow up with who talks **** on everyone, then gets the **** kicked out of him, and tries to play it off like he didn't lose the fight, but actually won. If you can actually follow all that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I can. Sadly. I'm like 60-80 % sure I was that kid growing up, and I'm pretty impressed with my mother not deciding to have a post-birth abortion, but I'm assuming that the youngest people on the site are around 16, and in spite of all the stupid **** one does when in puberty, we should all have SOME sense of self-disckishness levels at that age, but somehow some people continuously surprise me, and to those people some self criticism wouldn't hurt.
User avatar #17 to #16 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Inb4 tl;dr

Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
User avatar #18 to #17 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Indeed. But on the other hand, it shouldn't be necessary to harm another human being until they succumb to one's point of view. But sometimes it simply becomes a matter of which is more important, their physical well being or your sanity.
User avatar #19 to #18 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
True enough, it is a rare occasion when someone has to get hurt over a simple matter of being a ******** , and I regret my decisions to this day Only like, 3 months later mind you but in the end, I think we both gained from the experiance. He got to learn not to **** with people twice his size, and I get to move to a new school and brag to the thug kids about actually having an assault charge.

And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, that's how the story usually goes.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
The sad part is that his parents didn't want to even take it to court because he's a lil **** to them too, and they understood my cause better than his.
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