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#19 - You do have a point there, there's an inconvenient tendency in… 11/14/2015 on FO4 Bug? -1
#18 - Well son, let me tell you about a little thing called "I …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2015 on FO4 Bug? -1
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#21 - galanorth (11/15/2015) [-]
Oh stop acting like a pwetty wittle pwincess. It is well known that Bethesda games are buggy, so if that is a problem for you then you are an idiot for spending $100. The fact is, Bethesda games are far too massive to thoroughly check for bugs; Despite the bugs they still make some of the best games.
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#22 - notwalkingwaffles (11/15/2015) [-]
>Wants product that he paid for to function.
>Is called a pretty little princess.
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#23 - galanorth (11/15/2015) [-]
It does function, retard. I'm playing it right now. It just has a few bugs, which is understandable for a game of such scale. The reason why you are acting like a pwetty wittle pwincess is because of your inflated sense of entitlement. You think that they should have done another one or two years of QA before releasing the game, when nearly everyone else is okay with the bugs, they would rather play the game now.

Who cares if you spent $100? Do you know what that means? Either 1: You knew that Bethesda games are buggy, and if that is a problem for you then you are an idiot for still spending your money. or 2: You didn't know that Bethesda games are buggy, and you are an idiot for spending your precious $100 without doing research.
#8 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/13/2015 on FO4 Bug? +1
#13 - anon (11/14/2015) [-]
Far less issues in Fallout 4 than i did with Skyrim.

Not like Bethesda games are the only one's with bugs, or are we just going to pretend those funny bug comps never happend for GTAV, Witcher, MGS?
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#19 - notwalkingwaffles (11/14/2015) [-]
You do have a point there, there's an inconvenient tendency in the video game industry for games to just be not finished upon release.
Still though, Bethesda is notorious for the programming equivalent of duct tape and spray paint, and then having the users/modders fix the problems later.
Long story short, I think I'm just gonna wait two years, then buy it for like 5 % of the original price, download the unofficial patches that inevitably come, and then play it without it breaking a lot.
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#12 - galanorth (11/13/2015) [-]
Well, kiddo, take a seat and I'll tell you about a little thing called "redeeming qualities"...
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#18 - notwalkingwaffles (11/14/2015) [-]
Well son, let me tell you about a little thing called "I paid $100 for this bit of entertainment so at least I should be able to expect it to function without being disappointed."
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#21 - galanorth (11/15/2015) [-]
Oh stop acting like a pwetty wittle pwincess. It is well known that Bethesda games are buggy, so if that is a problem for you then you are an idiot for spending $100. The fact is, Bethesda games are far too massive to thoroughly check for bugs; Despite the bugs they still make some of the best games.
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#22 - notwalkingwaffles (11/15/2015) [-]
>Wants product that he paid for to function.
>Is called a pretty little princess.
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#23 - galanorth (11/15/2015) [-]
It does function, retard. I'm playing it right now. It just has a few bugs, which is understandable for a game of such scale. The reason why you are acting like a pwetty wittle pwincess is because of your inflated sense of entitlement. You think that they should have done another one or two years of QA before releasing the game, when nearly everyone else is okay with the bugs, they would rather play the game now.

Who cares if you spent $100? Do you know what that means? Either 1: You knew that Bethesda games are buggy, and if that is a problem for you then you are an idiot for still spending your money. or 2: You didn't know that Bethesda games are buggy, and you are an idiot for spending your precious $100 without doing research.
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#9 - affix (11/13/2015) [-]
Problem?
#9 - That's called a mod, and will be accessible to the pc gamers. 11/13/2015 on The Combat Zone 0
#8 - The girl who plays Amy in Big Bang Theory is a scientist. …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2015 on (untitled) -9
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#25 - clavatninenine (11/14/2015) [-]
You can be a "scientist" and have no clue what youre talking about.
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#10 - angelious (11/13/2015) [-]
sun is a star.


so that just proves ops point.
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#20 - epicalania (11/13/2015) [-]
What?
What?
What?
Are you retarded?
What?
#22 - zionsype (11/13/2015) [-]
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#23 - epicalania (11/13/2015) [-]
fair enough.
I need to sleep more
#61 - Well yeah, but the transportation process is tedious. 11/13/2015 on Edible water 0
#278 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… 11/12/2015 on *roll* for one weapon to... 0
#4 - >Bethesda >Expecting good design of literally anything 11/10/2015 on Dear Bethesda -1
#1 - Who would've guessed that a Bethesda game is buggy? 11/10/2015 on A whole new world 0
#19 - Only the rich ones. The day after tomorrow is the time whe… 11/10/2015 on Tomorrow. 0
#6 - The game ends with that thing happening with that character th… 11/10/2015 on Almost learned Fallouts... 0
#9 - Picture 11/09/2015 on Only the finest meats.... 0
#8 - Took the cannibal quest for the first time today. Almost k… 11/09/2015 on Only the finest meats.... +1
#7 - Uno flippo pedro!  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2015 on Check out those pearly whites -2
#19 - kiedekka (11/09/2015) [-]
no.
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#51 - twiceasfun (11/09/2015) [-]
What's that mean in English?
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#52 - kotka (11/09/2015) [-]
No.
#12 - A problem arises, though, since what you eat regulates your me…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2015 on Obesity +1
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#34 - emiyashirou (11/08/2015) [-]
Basically, eat a lot in the morning, don't small the rest of the day. Keeps your metabolism up.
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#35 - emiyashirou (11/08/2015) [-]
I accidentally my sentence. replace don't small with eat small.
#6 - See, you'd think that. Can't find sources on this ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2015 on Are they speaking American ? +2
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#9 - jewishcommunazi (11/07/2015) [-]
I said it more in the sense that you can easily find ways to figure out what's wrong with you and find ways to deal with it. A lot of ways to deal with mental issues is exposure, which means you'd be supposed to do or at least try to, the things you have trouble doing.
#21 - I had almost forgotten how similar children in schools are to … 11/06/2015 on OUT OF NOWHERE +3
#6 - If the ending is not completely ******* predictable thr… 11/06/2015 on Is it bait. 0
#71 - Yup, still though, I'm glad you're open to argumentation. 11/06/2015 on NASA: Object from Black Hole +1
#69 - They do according to Stephen Hawking. The theory behi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2015 on NASA: Object from Black Hole 0
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#70 - fitchy (11/06/2015) [-]
yeah, I've looked into hawking radiation before. it's a pretty cool concept, however i thought quasars were the point of critical mass a black hole reached, and it basically ripping apart. I was wrong though
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#71 - notwalkingwaffles (11/06/2015) [-]
Yup, still though, I'm glad you're open to argumentation.
#66 - In other words, it is not the black hole losing mass, it's the…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2015 on NASA: Object from Black Hole 0
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#68 - fitchy (11/06/2015) [-]
again, fair. I was under the influence they came about at the end of a black holes life.
#65 - See, that's where you're wrong. From the wiki: …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2015 on NASA: Object from Black Hole 0
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#67 - fitchy (11/06/2015) [-]
well that's fair, although obviously some form of mass must be released. a black hole is finite, maybe not through quasars, but even radiation has mass, however small it may be. I'm not saying this story is real because it obviously isnt, however, I believe there are ways the singularity degrades.
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#69 - notwalkingwaffles (11/06/2015) [-]
They do according to Stephen Hawking.

The theory behind it is really cool too!
Basically, when a radiation field is high enough in energy, you can make particles out of the energy. This usually comes in the form of electron-positron pairs, as they're very light in mass.
If this happens just around the surface of a black hole (the radius of the surface being slightly bigger than the radius from which light cannot escape it), one of the two newly made particles has the possibility to escape it, if the energy it gets is high enough.
This means that the black hole's field loses energy (since the particle escaped), and the only way that can be is if it loses mass inside the black hole.
This is called "Hawking Radiation", and it's really fucking awesome!

The "field" of which I spoke, came from the black body radiation (fancy way of saying warm things glow), and the black hole spinning around itself.

It's really cool stuff.
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#70 - fitchy (11/06/2015) [-]
yeah, I've looked into hawking radiation before. it's a pretty cool concept, however i thought quasars were the point of critical mass a black hole reached, and it basically ripping apart. I was wrong though
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#71 - notwalkingwaffles (11/06/2015) [-]
Yup, still though, I'm glad you're open to argumentation.
#5 - Man, that comment should've been there a week ago. 11/06/2015 on Coin -1
#57 - The only way mass escapes from a black hole is, as far as I kn…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/06/2015 on NASA: Object from Black Hole 0
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#62 - fitchy (11/06/2015) [-]
na, but also a black holes life span is finite, they everntually expell their mass in the form of quasars. This is only found in supermassive black holes I believe, however it is still an expulsion of mass.
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#66 - notwalkingwaffles (11/06/2015) [-]
In other words, it is not the black hole losing mass, it's the black hole gaining it that causes them.
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#68 - fitchy (11/06/2015) [-]
again, fair. I was under the influence they came about at the end of a black holes life.
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#65 - notwalkingwaffles (11/06/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasar
See, that's where you're wrong.
From the wiki:

"[...] there is now a scientific consensus that a quasar is a compact region in the center of a massive galaxy surrounding a central supermassive black hole."
They don't expell their mass in the form of quasars.
A quasar's light beam is coming from an active galactic nuclei which is when a shitton of stuff is orbiting around a black hole, becomes dense AROUND the black hole, becomes really hot, ionized and then ejecting a shitload of photons (radio-, micro-, X-rays and that shit), thus loosing kinetic energy and falling further into the black hole (rinse and repeat).

Where do you get these ideas?
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#67 - fitchy (11/06/2015) [-]
well that's fair, although obviously some form of mass must be released. a black hole is finite, maybe not through quasars, but even radiation has mass, however small it may be. I'm not saying this story is real because it obviously isnt, however, I believe there are ways the singularity degrades.
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#69 - notwalkingwaffles (11/06/2015) [-]
They do according to Stephen Hawking.

The theory behind it is really cool too!
Basically, when a radiation field is high enough in energy, you can make particles out of the energy. This usually comes in the form of electron-positron pairs, as they're very light in mass.
If this happens just around the surface of a black hole (the radius of the surface being slightly bigger than the radius from which light cannot escape it), one of the two newly made particles has the possibility to escape it, if the energy it gets is high enough.
This means that the black hole's field loses energy (since the particle escaped), and the only way that can be is if it loses mass inside the black hole.
This is called "Hawking Radiation", and it's really fucking awesome!

The "field" of which I spoke, came from the black body radiation (fancy way of saying warm things glow), and the black hole spinning around itself.

It's really cool stuff.
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#70 - fitchy (11/06/2015) [-]
yeah, I've looked into hawking radiation before. it's a pretty cool concept, however i thought quasars were the point of critical mass a black hole reached, and it basically ripping apart. I was wrong though
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#71 - notwalkingwaffles (11/06/2015) [-]
Yup, still though, I'm glad you're open to argumentation.
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#22 - hitlerisgod (09/11/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by notwalkingwaffles
User avatar #26 - spoogepooge (12/05/2015) [-]
Dick=you!
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User avatar #25 to #24 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/28/2015) [-]
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#1 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/28/2014) [-]
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
Just thought I'd leave this here...........
User avatar #2 to #1 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Thank you, but I've gotta ask. Why?
#3 to #2 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
You thumbed down one of my comments. ****** bout to get hella real.....
User avatar #4 to #3 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Really? Well, I don't exactly recall. Could you be more specific?
User avatar #5 to #4 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
I may have misspoke, as it was content not comment, but is this juan: www.funnyjunk.com/By+far+favorite+grump+intro/movies/5335337/
User avatar #6 to #5 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah. I thumb down a lot of content I don't find funny, which is the intended purpose of the thumb system. Now, this ordeal seems a little strange however. Seeing as I'm not the only one who thumbed down your content, does this mean that you have further five other (I assume equally playfully sarcastic) posts going on other peoples' sites, or is it just me?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
User avatar #7 to #6 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, I was going to ******** everyone's walls, but being as I am very lazy, I gave up after one. And there was no mal-intent, just something to laugh at on the wall once in awhile.
User avatar #8 to #7 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I'm not good with the entire picking-up-sarcasm thing, which might explain my profile level being at -1. Glad it's not a huge thing though.
User avatar #9 to #8 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Just be happy you aren't that guy who stole a bunch of content and got red-thumbed into bannedness for it. Back when that was still a thing.....
User avatar #10 to #9 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
If you're referring to walkingwaffles, he was the guy who made "cartoons" on a poorly designed video-game site, but the stuff he uploaded was by his own design. He got bent for insulting admin in one of his scamming-for-money phases.
No affiliation, of course.
User avatar #11 to #10 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Not him, there was a guy who legitimately stole like, 500 comics, cropped out the watermarks, and put his own in. He got caught by one of the people he stole from, and the FJ community actually did something about it for once and he's IP permabanned now.
User avatar #12 to #11 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I didn't know about that. But yeah, I'm glad I'm not that guy. Still, it takes a certain kind of ass hole to take somebody's product made from tedious work and creative resources and call it your own.
User avatar #13 to #12 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, he was kindof an asshole about it too, cause some people tried to call him out for it but he would just deny it and be an all-around little bitch about it.
User avatar #14 to #13 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
God I hate that kind of person, they're like the personification of those kids you want to beat the **** out of in children's movies, the ones that are told by their parents "now Jimmy, don't you go into that big, dark dungeon and sacrifice your siblings in exchange for power", and then when the parents come back, he summoned a GOD DAMN LICH, and is sitting on a throne of skulls, and at the end the good guys have to save him because his own actions ****** him over, but the entire audience is just thinking "Don't! Leave him be to rot in his own filth and burn for a millennium!"

He's like THAT kid.
User avatar #15 to #14 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Or that kid that you have to grow up with who talks **** on everyone, then gets the **** kicked out of him, and tries to play it off like he didn't lose the fight, but actually won. If you can actually follow all that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
I can. Sadly. I'm like 60-80 % sure I was that kid growing up, and I'm pretty impressed with my mother not deciding to have a post-birth abortion, but I'm assuming that the youngest people on the site are around 16, and in spite of all the stupid **** one does when in puberty, we should all have SOME sense of self-disckishness levels at that age, but somehow some people continuously surprise me, and to those people some self criticism wouldn't hurt.
User avatar #17 to #16 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
Inb4 tl;dr

Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
User avatar #18 to #17 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Indeed. But on the other hand, it shouldn't be necessary to harm another human being until they succumb to one's point of view. But sometimes it simply becomes a matter of which is more important, their physical well being or your sanity.
User avatar #19 to #18 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
True enough, it is a rare occasion when someone has to get hurt over a simple matter of being a ******** , and I regret my decisions to this day Only like, 3 months later mind you but in the end, I think we both gained from the experiance. He got to learn not to **** with people twice his size, and I get to move to a new school and brag to the thug kids about actually having an assault charge.

And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-]
Well, that's how the story usually goes.
User avatar #21 to #20 - whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-]
The sad part is that his parents didn't want to even take it to court because he's a lil **** to them too, and they understood my cause better than his.
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