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| #167 - How do people even fall for this? Does nobody check NASA's… | 11/23/2015 on New Planet | 0 |
| #166 - Here's the formula: v=c*sqrt(1-(m^2c^4)/E^2) v is… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/23/2015 on New Planet | 0 |
 ok then, they need to figure out how to produce enough energy to travel that fast. even near-light speed would be great, but they need something other than rocket fuel. that shit burns up way to fast See, that's the problem. Energy is conserved, meaning that in order to make this kind of fuel, you'd have to take the energy from somewhere else. Furthermore, the heavier the object is, the higher is the change in energy needed to increase its velocity, and considering how heavy sattelites/telescopes/space things in general are, we would have a huuuuuuuuuuuuge energy requirement, which we're probably not getting any time soon from any of our power plants. Also, we've got some serious problems with controlling the thing as well, granted that the signals we use to control our machines are moving through space with the speed of light, travelling at near light speeds means that before us saying "stop" reaches the telescope, it has already gone a shitton of way ahead. | ||
| #78 - Knowing LoversLab, there will be. | 11/23/2015 on this is why she's best girl. | +2 |
| #74 - Isn't that the bit where the student is sent away from class t… | 11/23/2015 on Public School | 0 |
| #71 - It's called thinking before you speak, but of thought and spee… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/22/2015 on Public School | 0 |
| #69 - You want a ******* argument without name calling? L… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/22/2015 on Public School | 0 |
| It's called thinking before you speak, but of thought and speech, I see you have only barely mastered one. | ||
| #68 - Our kindergarten teacher had one of those rods they used to sp… | 11/22/2015 on Public School | 0 |
| #5 - Well, apparently I have overestimated how much the length unit… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/22/2015 on Start | 0 |
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| #3 - I know. I calculated it from circumference to diameter by divi… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/22/2015 on Start | 0 |
 Yeah, having a diameter of 1.9" or so, is that not about normal ? Well, apparently I have overestimated how much the length units are. According to Wikipedia, the average girth is about 1.5 inches. | ||
| #66 - Picture [+] (5 new replies) | 11/22/2015 on Public School | 0 |
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notwalkingwaffles (11/22/2015) [-]  Let's do this then. If you choose to teach a bunch of children, children being annoying as fuck as always, and you cannot fucking handle it, and react by throwing heavy shit around like an unsettled toddler who couldn't have his way, then you should not be a teacher. It's that simple. If you cannot do your job without risking other people's health, then you are not qualified for that job. Similarly, if you, say, THROW A FUCKING DESK AT SOMEBODY IN A FIT OF TODDLER RAGE, injuring them, they are entitled to compensation from you, or at the very least not having to see your stupid rage fueled face when they return and their injuries have healed. You argue "imagine if it was your family!" I do. If my brother did that shit and I saw it, I'd witness against him. Imagine, in stead, that the person in charge of teaching your child can't handle his temper, and brings their physical well being in danger in the form of desk throwing when he has a temper tantrum. In this situation, the man is a danger to the children. Should he keep his job? I'm arguing from a stand point where the consensus is that children shouldn't get hurt - least of all by a violent outburst from a teacher, and in that particular situation, what should the parents that don't want their children to come home with broken arms and skull fractures do? Move and/or change schools because a grown man can't handle himself? If this was any other situation, if a guy at McDonald's threw a table (granted that he could lift it) at the costumers because they upset him, do you think he should keep his job? Of course he fucking shouldn't, because work sucks, that's why they're paying you to do it, and if you can't handle your job like a grown ass person, then you shouldn't have it. It's called thinking before you speak, but of thought and speech, I see you have only barely mastered one. | ||
| #64 - The hell happened? I get that the student was probably a d… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/22/2015 on Public School | -1 |
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morebuckets (11/22/2015) [-] He was insulting the teacher and being incessantly rude It had been a building problem, the school stood behind the teacher Isn't that the bit where the student is sent away from class to have a serious talk about his continued prescence at the school? | ||
| #51 - He threw a desk. At the students. They could have gotten serio… [+] (9 new replies) | 11/22/2015 on Public School | +18 |
 "oh this guy has a different opinion he is edgy and in 8th grade" You want someone's life to get ruined over a desk. You're an enormous faggot, it's easy for you to say this shit when you know nothing about that person, keep hiding behind your monitor you little cunt. Seriously, imagine that was your relative or something. #69 -
notwalkingwaffles (11/22/2015) [-] Let's do this then. If you choose to teach a bunch of children, children being annoying as fuck as always, and you cannot fucking handle it, and react by throwing heavy shit around like an unsettled toddler who couldn't have his way, then you should not be a teacher. It's that simple. If you cannot do your job without risking other people's health, then you are not qualified for that job. Similarly, if you, say, THROW A FUCKING DESK AT SOMEBODY IN A FIT OF TODDLER RAGE, injuring them, they are entitled to compensation from you, or at the very least not having to see your stupid rage fueled face when they return and their injuries have healed. You argue "imagine if it was your family!" I do. If my brother did that shit and I saw it, I'd witness against him. Imagine, in stead, that the person in charge of teaching your child can't handle his temper, and brings their physical well being in danger in the form of desk throwing when he has a temper tantrum. In this situation, the man is a danger to the children. Should he keep his job? I'm arguing from a stand point where the consensus is that children shouldn't get hurt - least of all by a violent outburst from a teacher, and in that particular situation, what should the parents that don't want their children to come home with broken arms and skull fractures do? Move and/or change schools because a grown man can't handle himself? If this was any other situation, if a guy at McDonald's threw a table (granted that he could lift it) at the costumers because they upset him, do you think he should keep his job? Of course he fucking shouldn't, because work sucks, that's why they're paying you to do it, and if you can't handle your job like a grown ass person, then you shouldn't have it. It's called thinking before you speak, but of thought and speech, I see you have only barely mastered one.  Wanting someone's life to get ruined over a desk is silly. Wanting someone to lose their job because they clearly don't have the patience for it if they have a violent outburst where they pick up and throw a desk at students. | ||
| #104 - I love the use of pictures btw. [+] (1 new reply) | 11/22/2015 on #exmuslimbecause | 0 |
 Thank you. I think I'm going to make one of those folder thingies so I can do this often. | ||
| #102 - Perhaps it is, I'm no psychologist either. Can you contro… | 11/22/2015 on #exmuslimbecause | 0 |
| #101 - Comment deleted [+] (3 new replies) | 11/22/2015 on #exmuslimbecause | +1 |
| Thank you. I think I'm going to make one of those folder thingies so I can do this often. | ||
| #98 - One is deliberate, another is autonomous. [+] (7 new replies) | 11/22/2015 on #exmuslimbecause | 0 |
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buddywuggle (11/22/2015) [-]  Perhaps it is, I'm no psychologist either. Can you control what it decides though? The way I see the sub conscious' choices is similar to you liking one person and you disliking another based solely on first hand impressions. I wouldn't call it "my decision" to dislike somebody, usually they just rub me up the wrong way in a manner that I cannot put my finger on. I'd only call it a choice/decision if I have power over the outcome (or at least the perceived outcome, things don't always go as expected). Which I don't in the sub-conscious decisionmaking process. Hence the distinction. Thank you. I think I'm going to make one of those folder thingies so I can do this often. | ||
| #97 - I'm not. I'm debating with the other guy whether believing som… | 11/22/2015 on #exmuslimbecause | -2 |
| #94 - Sure, but is it by choice? Is it a conscious decision to belie… [+] (9 new replies) | 11/22/2015 on #exmuslimbecause | -2 |
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buddywuggle (11/22/2015) [-]  #100 -
buddywuggle (11/22/2015) [-] Perhaps it is, I'm no psychologist either. Can you control what it decides though? The way I see the sub conscious' choices is similar to you liking one person and you disliking another based solely on first hand impressions. I wouldn't call it "my decision" to dislike somebody, usually they just rub me up the wrong way in a manner that I cannot put my finger on. I'd only call it a choice/decision if I have power over the outcome (or at least the perceived outcome, things don't always go as expected). Which I don't in the sub-conscious decisionmaking process. Hence the distinction. Thank you. I think I'm going to make one of those folder thingies so I can do this often. | ||
| #7 - Sure. | 11/22/2015 on Um ok.. | 0 |
| #14 - Here in Denmark, they are when you endanger a child. [+] (1 new reply) | 11/22/2015 on Public School | +5 |
 Could have been a college, although i guess assault charges are still a thing.... | ||
| #90 - I'm stating the apparently controversial idea which I thought … [+] (2 new replies) | 11/22/2015 on #exmuslimbecause | -3 |
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darthtomale (11/22/2015) [-]  | ||
| #89 - I'm not implying that it's genetic, I'm implying that I don't … [+] (11 new replies) | 11/22/2015 on #exmuslimbecause | -4 |
| Well just because that is the case, doesn't mean you can't decide not to believe anymore. Someone can have their first words be "Praise God" and still become an atheist or praise a different god later on. I grew up in an atheist family, & now I'm a christian. Sure, but is it by choice? Is it a conscious decision to believe otherwise, or is it something that happens on its own once the reasoning is there? #96 -
buddywuggle (11/22/2015) [-] #100 -
buddywuggle (11/22/2015) [-] Perhaps it is, I'm no psychologist either. Can you control what it decides though? The way I see the sub conscious' choices is similar to you liking one person and you disliking another based solely on first hand impressions. I wouldn't call it "my decision" to dislike somebody, usually they just rub me up the wrong way in a manner that I cannot put my finger on. I'd only call it a choice/decision if I have power over the outcome (or at least the perceived outcome, things don't always go as expected). Which I don't in the sub-conscious decisionmaking process. Hence the distinction. Thank you. I think I'm going to make one of those folder thingies so I can do this often. | ||
| #35 - **notwalkingwaffles used "*roll picture*"** **notwalkingwaf… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/21/2015 on #exmuslimbecause | -2 |
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dankrolls (11/21/2015) [-]  **dankrolls rolled image** en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrahamic_religions#Monotheism Sort of that. What they state about him is a bit different between the religions. But then again this is a story about a guy who lived like 3000 years ago. And worth mentioning is that he's supposed to have lived for 175 years... | ||
| #34 - It's cool man. When I asked the question, it was to prove … | 11/21/2015 on #exmuslimbecause | -14 |
| #32 - As is the bible tho. I understand your rage. Had a l… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/21/2015 on #exmuslimbecause | 0 |
 Nobody pretends the old testament is violent and full of the same stuff as the koran | ||
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] You thumbed down one of my comments. ****** bout to get hella real.....
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] Really? Well, I don't exactly recall. Could you be more specific?
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] I may have misspoke, as it was content not comment, but is this juan: www.funnyjunk.com/By+far+favorite+grump+intro/movies/5335337/
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] Ah. I thumb down a lot of content I don't find funny, which is the intended purpose of the thumb system. Now, this ordeal seems a little strange however. Seeing as I'm not the only one who thumbed down your content, does this mean that you have further five other (I assume equally playfully sarcastic) posts going on other peoples' sites, or is it just me?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
Also, is this an actual expression of aggression, or is it merely fun and games?
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] Well, I was going to ******** everyone's walls, but being as I am very lazy, I gave up after one. And there was no mal-intent, just something to laugh at on the wall once in awhile.
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] Ah, I see. I'm not good with the entire picking-up-sarcasm thing, which might explain my profile level being at -1. Glad it's not a huge thing though.
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] Just be happy you aren't that guy who stole a bunch of content and got red-thumbed into bannedness for it. Back when that was still a thing.....
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] If you're referring to walkingwaffles, he was the guy who made "cartoons" on a poorly designed video-game site, but the stuff he uploaded was by his own design. He got bent for insulting admin in one of his scamming-for-money phases.
No affiliation, of course.
No affiliation, of course.
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] Not him, there was a guy who legitimately stole like, 500 comics, cropped out the watermarks, and put his own in. He got caught by one of the people he stole from, and the FJ community actually did something about it for once and he's IP permabanned now.
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] I didn't know about that. But yeah, I'm glad I'm not that guy. Still, it takes a certain kind of ass hole to take somebody's product made from tedious work and creative resources and call it your own.
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] Yeah, he was kindof an asshole about it too, cause some people tried to call him out for it but he would just deny it and be an all-around little bitch about it.
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] God I hate that kind of person, they're like the personification of those kids you want to beat the **** out of in children's movies, the ones that are told by their parents "now Jimmy, don't you go into that big, dark dungeon and sacrifice your siblings in exchange for power", and then when the parents come back, he summoned a GOD DAMN LICH, and is sitting on a throne of skulls, and at the end the good guys have to save him because his own actions ****** him over, but the entire audience is just thinking "Don't! Leave him be to rot in his own filth and burn for a millennium!"
He's like THAT kid.
He's like THAT kid.
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] I can. Sadly. I'm like 60-80 % sure I was that kid growing up, and I'm pretty impressed with my mother not deciding to have a post-birth abortion, but I'm assuming that the youngest people on the site are around 16, and in spite of all the stupid **** one does when in puberty, we should all have SOME sense of self-disckishness levels at that age, but somehow some people continuously surprise me, and to those people some self criticism wouldn't hurt.
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] Inb4 tl;dr
Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
Yeah, I recently moved out of a small town Bout 1000 people total, real ******** if you ask anyone who lives there to a town about 10 times the size, and back in ********** there was a kid who was like that who, since I knew that it was my last day in that town, I decided has been a sack of **** for long enough, so I kicked the **** out of him. Nevertheless, some of my friends back in ********* were texting me things like "Dude, I heard ******** ********** kicked your ass! ********** ?!?!?!?!" And I realized what had happened. But revenge is a cold heartless bitch, and since we're in the same district for sports n the like, after a short football match I kicked the **** out of him again, and he learned his lesson. Moral of the story, is if they don't learn themselves, which at some point all people should, sometimes a good asskickin is all it takes to deal with people.
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notwalkingwaffles ONLINE (10/29/2014) [-] Indeed. But on the other hand, it shouldn't be necessary to harm another human being until they succumb to one's point of view. But sometimes it simply becomes a matter of which is more important, their physical well being or your sanity.
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] True enough, it is a rare occasion when someone has to get hurt over a simple matter of being a ******** , and I regret my decisions to this day Only like, 3 months later mind you but in the end, I think we both gained from the experiance. He got to learn not to **** with people twice his size, and I get to move to a new school and brag to the thug kids about actually having an assault charge.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Cept Kai. Heard he has a pretty mean ol' lisp now.
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whenindoubtsplooge (10/29/2014) [-] The sad part is that his parents didn't want to even take it to court because he's a lil **** to them too, and they understood my cause better than his.
